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  EDDIE TRAINING STATUS — 2x T4 DDP (SPEED EXP)
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  Updated      : 2026-09-05 06:50:41 UTC
  Epoch        : 8995
  Train Loss   : 0.803944
  Best Train   : 0.799489
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  Speed        : 354 samples/s  |  1.5 min/epoch
  Batch/GPU    : 32  |  GPUs: 2
  Grad Accum   : 8  |  Eff BS: 512
  Samples/ep   : 32,000
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  Architecture : Cortex
  Params       : 2,925,699
  Context      : 1024 bars  |  Features: 5
  Total windows: 501,051,135
  Note: no held-out validation split -- every training example
  is drawn without replacement from ~2.4B windows, so batches
  are effectively unseen data by construction.
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