[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Library Entry.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Hometown Trafficjam' and before 'Obj Cyberworld Intro'.

[Assistant]
Susie: "Alright. We're here."
Susie: "School. Goddamn. Project."
Susie: "Books. God. Damn. Crazy about them."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Hey, Kris, where the hell IS everybody?"
Susie: "Something seems kinda... off."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Screw it, let's just go play Space Pinball in the computer lab."
* (The door to the computer lab slams shut, revealing a dark void.) *
Susie: "H... huh.."
Susie: "I..."
Susie: "It's like..."
Susie: "... the inside of a computer."
Susie: "Kris, you don't think this could be..."
Susie: "... another Dark World?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Guess this means we can't start our project."
Susie: "... unless."
Susie: "You know, Kris."
Susie: "If there's a Dark Fountain here..."
Susie: "You can just seal it..."
Susie: "And it'll turn back into the computer lab, right?"
Susie: "... So what's it gonna be, Kris?"
> [Player Choice: ♥ Let's go!]
> [Player Choice: We can use the computer at my house]
Susie: "Yeah, let's just get this over with."
Susie: "Our last adventure was great, right?"
Susie: "I couldn't stop thinking about having another!"
Susie: "I don't know what's in there, but..."
Susie: "We can't live if we don't find out, right!?"
Susie: "C'mon, Kris!"


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Cyberworld Intro.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Library Entry' and before 'Obj Cyberfield Battle1'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris and Susie fall into the Cyber World.) *
Susie: "... This place is weird."
Plug guy: "(The wires...)"
Plug guy: "(Everyone was...)"
Plug guy: "(... e-everyone else has been...)"
Plug guy: "(S-save us, she's going to...)"
Plug guy: "(Somebody help me...)"
Plug guy: "(Somebody, please...)"
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "Cool that you're here, just..."
Noelle: "Wait, get out of here before it's too late!"
* (Noelle is captured.) *
Susie: "NOELLE!"
* (Queen appears.) *
Queen: "Hell Of A Study Session"
Susie: "Who the hell are you!?"
Queen: "I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N"
Queen: "But You Foolish Children May Call Me"
Queen: ""Queen""
Susie: "Heh, like we're gonna call YOU "Queen,""
Susie: ""Q5U... 3... 7..." uh,"
Queen: ""Queen""
Susie: "Well LOOK, "Queen." We're not "children!""
Queen: "Teens Are Merely Big Children"
Queen: "And Adults Are Even Bigger Children"
Susie: "... doesn't that make you a child too then?"
Queen: "No I Am: A Computer (Smart)"
Susie: "... computer?"
Queen: "Well Thank You For The Stimuli But I Must Leave Now (Goodbye)"
Susie: "Wait! WAIT!! Why'd you capture our classmate!?"
Queen: "I Would Have Captured You Too But I Ran Out Of Cages"
Susie: "Why the CAPTURING!?"
Queen: "So That She May Become My Willing Peon"
Queen: "In My Quest For World Domination"
Queen: "Also Maybe I Will Make Her Face Into A Robot One?"
Susie: "What!? Why!?"
Queen: "Seems Cool"
Susie: "Well, FORGET it, dude."
Susie: "Nobody's turning anyone's face into a robot!"
Queen: "Could That Be A Statement Of Animosus Dissension"
Susie: "... what?"
Queen: "You Wanna Fight, Loser"
Susie: "YES!!! YES ALREADY, YES!!!"
Queen: "Oh Then Bye"
Susie: "WAIT! A GODDAMN SECOND!!"
Queen: "I Have No Time For Such Frivolities (And Would Kick Your Ass)"
Queen: "But Perhaps Someone Else Could Entertain You"
Queen: "Enjoy"
* (Queen summons two Werewires.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Cyberfield Battle1.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Cyberworld Intro' and before 'Obj Cyberfield Afterbattle1'.

[Assistant]
* (Werewires swung in!) *
* (Press [C] to throw, aim for the weakpoint!) *
* (The wire greatly loosened!) *
* (Smells like ozone.) *
* (Werewire shuffles menacingly.) *
* (Werewire's wire is loose!) *
* (Kris spared Werewire!) *
* (Susie spared Werewire!) *
* (But its name wasn't YELLOW.) *
* (Try using ACTs to change a foe's name to YELLOW.) *
* (You won!) *
* (Got 0 EXP and 178 D$.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Cyberfield Afterbattle1.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Cyberfield Battle1' and before 'Obj Cyberfield Intro'.

[Assistant]
Susie: "Phew, nice fighting again after so long!"
Susie: "Now let's go catch up to Queen!"
Susie: "... or not?"
* (The Werewires get back up.) *
Susie: "Huh? They calmed down?"
Ralsei: "I just used my PACIFY spell to put them into "Sleep Mode"!"
Susie: "Ralsei! You're here!?"
Ralsei: "I felt a dark presence and hurried over!"
Ralsei: "It seems that a new Dark Fountain has appeared."
Susie: "Ralsei..."
Susie: "Damn, what was she THINKING messing in our Dark World!?"
Susie: "If we don't do something, she might..."
Ralsei: "Worry not, Susie! All we have to do is seal the Fountain!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Can't be mad about another adventure, I guess."
Susie: "C'mon, Kris!"
Susie: "Let's go!"


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Cyberfield Intro.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Cyberfield Afterbattle1' and before 'Obj Queencapture Noelle'.

[Assistant]
* (A green field extends before you... And, in the distance, a city shines bright.) *
* (You are filled with the power of a new adventure.) *
Ralsei: "Oh, Kris! It's a free editable CYBERPEDIA! I'll add an entry...!"
* (Ralsei wrote an article about LOSING RECRUITS. Read it?) *
> [Player Choice: Yes]
Ralsei: "From now on, defeating enemies with violence will make them LOST."
Ralsei: "LOST enemies cannot become citizens of our town."
Ralsei: "But, the bonds you break may make you stronger..."
Plug guy with hat: "Lightners! I haven't seen many of you recently."
Plug guy with hat: "If you didn't know, an evil ruler is taking over."
Plug guy with hat: "I don't really like politics, so I have no opinion on this."
Plug guy with hat: "If you try to talk to me about politics..."
Plug guy with hat: "We will have no choice but to cross swords..."
* (Tasques crossed your path!) *
* (Susie roared!! The enemies became TIRED.) *
Susie: "Who's king of the jungle now!?"
* (Tasque is beeping dangerously.) *
* (Ralsei talked in a soft voice to the enemies!) *
Ralsei: "There, there, it's okay, little kitty..."
* (Tasque is emitting an 8-bit purr.) *
* (Kris spared Tasque!) *
* (Susie spared Tasque!) *
* (You won!) *
Hacker: "I'm the Hacker. I'm going after the blue checkmarks."
Hacker: "Find 3 in the Cyber Field ahead, and I'll join your city."
Hacker: "You just look like the kind of folks who have a [Cool City]."
Hacker: "According to cyber, you found 0 blue checkmarks out of 3."
Hacker: "0, not bad for a beginner. Your "Checks Quest" is only beginning."
Nubert: "My man! Looks like you got past Nubert's forcefield."
Nubert: "Nubert doesn't know how that feels."
Nubert: "But it's Nubert's forcefield."
Nubert: "As a prize, have Nubert's treasure."
Nubert: "Nubert doesn't know what's inside."
Nubert: "But Nubert will give it to you."
Nubert: "That's Nubert's treasure."
Nubert: "Remember. You're just borrowing it."
Nubert: "Forever."
Sweet: "Yo, (snicker), it's hard work being Queen's minion, huh?"
Cap'n: "Why don't you take a break and grab a bite at our..."
K_K: "Ultra seedy CD Bagels, only $400 -"
> [Player Choice: Don't Buy]
Sweet: "Pleasure doin' business with ya! ... (snicker)"
* (CD Bagel was added to your STORAGE.) *
* (It's a lone doorframe.) *
* (But for some reason, you can't see through it.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Queencapture Noelle.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Cyberfield Intro' and before 'Obj Cyberfield Puzzles'.

[Assistant]
Queen: "Noelle Honey Become My Willing Peon And I Will Free You"
Queen: "All You Have To Do Is Hit Yes On The Peon Release Form"
Noelle: "I... I'm scared..."
Queen: "Oh Have You Never Signed A Form Before"
Noelle: "No!! It's everything else that's scary!!"
Queen: "Please Abort Your Sadness Protocol"
Queen: "I Told You Being A Peon Will Be Cool"
Susie: "Noelle!"
Noelle: "S... Susie? Kris...!?"
Susie: "Don't worry, we won't let your face get all... robotted up."
Noelle: "That's... SOMETHING they're going to do!?"
Susie: "Whoops, thought, uh, you knew that."
Queen: "Oh Dear That Was Supposed To Be A Surprise"
Queen: "Oh Well"
Susie: "W-wait-"
Queen: "It Is Quite Troubling"
Queen: "A Peon Must Be "Willing" To Assist Me In World Domination"
Queen: "If Only She Had Fellow Peons To Encourage Her"
Queen: "So Like"
Queen: "You "Guys""
Queen: "Doing Anything"
Ralsei: "We aren't going to help you!!"
Queen: "Understood. Mind-Changing Protocol Necessitated"
* (A large arcade machine appears, piloted by a mysterious figure.) *
Susie: "A giant arcade game!?"
Queen: "I Shall Humiliate You At: A Simple Children's Dogfighting Game"
Queen: "With Your Self-Esteem Eradicated"
Queen: "There Will Be No Choice But To Serve Me"
Susie: "The hell!? I've never played this one before!"
Ralsei: "But Kris is quite good at games, aren't they?"
Susie: "Oh yeah. Kris, forgot you were a nerd. Show her!!"
* (Kris is unable to reach the controls.) *
* (You tried to use the arcade machine.) *
* (You weren't tall or strong enough to use it.) *
Queen: "Self-Esteem Eradication Complete"
Queen: "Running Laughing Protocol"
Queen: "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Ralsei: "Uh... umm... it's ok, Kris... err... I'm short, too..."
Ralsei: "K... Kris...!! Wait, I have an idea!!"
Ralsei: "Kris, if we can combine our powers, then..."
Ralsei: "Look!! I'll show you what I've been practicing!!"
Ralsei: "Magical Stool Forme R!!"
Susie: "Now we're talking!! Arright Kris, leave it to me!"
Susie: "Put your arms out!!"
Susie: "Power Beast Forme S!!"
Susie: "Move your arms and I'll move 'em with ya!"
Susie: "Let's go!"
Queen: "Incredible"
Queen: "Your Transformation Is Combining All Your Weak Points"
Queen: "Self-Esteem Crushing Efficiency 300% And Rising"
Queen: "Commence Virtual Beatdown"
* (The arcade battle begins.) *
* (ROUND 1) *
* (FIGHT) *
* (Press [Z] Or [X] If You Dare) *
* (DODGE with [Left] or [Right]!) *
* (Press [Down] to Duck!) *
* (HIT IT) *
* (I said shut up!!) *
* (K.O.) *
* (The arcade machine explodes.) *
Susie: "Heh, thought you could beat us?"
Queen: "Regal Laughter"
Queen: "Oh My That Was Actually Quite... Amusing"
Queen: "You Lifeform(s) Have Exceeded My Expectations"
Queen: "I Will Offer You A New, Exceedingly Benevolent Deal"
Queen: "Assimilate Into My Cyber-Army"
Queen: "And There Is Only A Fifty Percent Chance I Will Reprogram Your Brains"
Queen: "Please Select Your Choice"
Queen: "Perish In The Chill Of Absolute Destruction"
Queen: "Flourish Under The Warm Bosom of My Hellish Reign"
> [Player Choice: Perish]
Susie: "(... the hell did you say that so enthusiastically!?)"
Ralsei: "Err, Queen... aren't there any other options?"
Queen: "Yes... You Can Also: Mega-Perish"
Susie: "Yeah, uh, no."
Queen: "You Could Say It: Mega-Bytes"
Susie: "Would you get out of here already!?"
Queen: "Understood. Preference Settings Set To "Perish""
Susie: "C'mon, let's go after her!"


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Cyberfield Puzzles.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Queencapture Noelle' and before 'Obj Cyberfield Afterbattle Cd Bagels Shop'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris solves the "APPLE" puzzle.) *
* (Inside the chest is a FiberScarf.) *
* (Kris solves the absurdly difficult "GIASFELFEBREHBER" puzzle.) *
* (Kris solves the "AGREE2ALL" puzzle.) *
Queen: "You Typed: Agree 2 All"
Queen: "Thank You For Agreeing 2 This Peon Release Form"
Queen: "Now You Are All Legally My Peons"
Queen: "And I Can Use Your Likeness For Funny Stuff"
Susie: "What if we just.. don't do what you say?"
Queen: "In That Case I Would Use Another Guy Probably"
Susie: "Uh. Better get started on that then."
Queen: "Okay But I'm Still Going To Use Your Likeness"
Hacker: "You found 3 checkmarks?! Elite... I will now live in your city."
Hacker: "Maybe our cyber paths will cyber cross once more in Queen's Mansion."
Hacker: "In the meantime, let me show you the power of the blue checkmark."
Hacker: "I just wanted to make a cool demoscene."
Hacker: "Now that I finished this I can show up all sorts of places."
* (After solving the puzzles on top of the teacup lifts) *
Sweet: "D-d-dead end...!"
Susie: "Alright, what's the deal, you little twerp?"
Sweet: "Who's a twerp!? The name's Sweet!"
Ralsei: "Oh, like "suite?""
Susie: "Oh, like... sweets?"
Sweet: "Don't tell me you haven't heard of the Sweet Cap'n Cakes!?!?"
Ralsei: "Um, doesn't ring a bell..."
K_K: "G-Guess our act's still a bit underground..."
Cap'n: "Sweet Cap'n Cakes! Not only are we Cyber Field's BEST musical trio..."
Cap'n: "We're also the last resistance against the big bad Queen and all her crew!"
Cap'n: "And that starts with resisting YOU!"
Susie: "What!? We're fighting Queen too!"
K_K: "Huh-uh-uh! Cap'n saw you help her kidnap some girl!"
Sweet: "Hey! Hey, Cap'n!"
Cap'n: "We won't let anyone lay a finger on madamoizel..."
Cap'n: "Except us!"
Sweet: "That's not the point, Cap'n!!"
K_K: "It's like half the point. 60%? 55..."
K_K: "We're rebels, not planners!"
Sweet: "We're rebels that play."
K_K: "We don't play!! We do..."
Sweet: "That's it!! K_K!!! Get over here!!"
K_K: "K_K, are we players?"
Cap'n: "..."
Cap'n: "I'm a CD player."
Sweet: "Wait! They're getting away!"
Cap'n: "Sweet, chill. There'll be other bad guys!"
Sweet: "No, this is our only chance!"
Cap'n: "Are you ready!? Let's fight!!"
K_K: "... K_K."
Cap'n: "Yea..."
K_K: "Play some battle music!"
* (The battle with Sweet Cap'n Cakes begins.) *
Ralsei: "Perhaps if we can get them all to dance, we can win?"
Susie: "Hey, is this really working!?"
Ralsei: "Maybe if Kris.. um..."
Ralsei: "Maybe if we tried ballroom dancing instead?"
Susie: "Hey, why the hell do we need Kris to dance with us!?"
Ralsei: "B-because that's um, Kris's unique talent, so..."
Susie: "You think I'm too stupid to dance by myself!?"
* (Susie learned S-Action! She can ACT from her MAGIC menu.) *
Ralsei: "S-Susie, I-I don't think you should-"
Susie: "Ha! Happy feet dumbass!"
* (Susie made Ralsei learn R-Action even though he didn't want to.) *
Ralsei: "(I... I'm sorry, Kris...)"
* (After winning the dance battle.) *
Sweet, Cap'n, K_K: "Feel the beat! / Watch my moves! / Dance, dance!!"
Susie: "Hey, losers!! Wrap it up!! Battle's over!!"
Cap'n: "Over?"
K_K: "In other-type words..."
Sweet: "We lost!?"
Cap'n: "..."
K_K: "..."
Sweet: "..."
Cap'n: "Does that mean we can be friends?"
K_K: "K_K..."
Sweet: "Fighting's not really my style anyways..."
K_K: "Yeah! Because you're a coward!"
Sweet: "... I mean, it was fun dancing, but..."
Cap'n: "I think our dancing beat them."
K_K: "Beat them...?"
Sweet: "Yeah, all mercy-like."
Cap'n: "See, when we danced with them, it convinced them we're cool."
Cap'n: "Now they're on our side!"
K_K: "Yes."
Sweet: "Hey!! You three!! Welcome to the good side!"


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Cyberfield Afterbattle Cd Bagels Shop.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Cyberfield Puzzles' and before 'Obj Rebel Base Outside'.

[Assistant]
Shopkeeper 1: "I want to go back to the city, but the way is blocked..."
Shopkeeper 2: "I'm no country boy! Let me out of Cyber Field!"
Shopkeeper 1: "I heard there's a rebel team resisting Queen..."
Shopkeeper 2: "So far all I found are these weird cats."
Shopkeeper 1: "Want to buy a bagel? Only $80."
Shopkeeper 2: "K_K, no! It's 400! 400!"
Shopkeeper 1: "Want to buy 400 bagels? Only $80."
> [Player Choice: Buy 400 bagels]
* (You were crushed under the weight of 400 bagels and defeated instantly...) *
* (Game Over Screen) Not really. You just can't carry that many.) *
> [Player Choice: Buy 1 bagel]
* (You paid $80 for a bagel.) *
Shopkeeper 2: "Can I have one, too?"
Shopkeeper 1: "You're selling them!"


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Rebel Base Outside.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Cyberfield Afterbattle Cd Bagels Shop' and before 'Obj Rebel Base Shop'.

[Assistant]
Rebel_darkner: "I heard this unassuming store is the rebel base."
Rebel_darkner: "But, I realized I don't really know how I would help them."


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Rebel Base Shop.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Rebel Base Outside' and before 'Obj City After Shop'.

[Assistant]
* (The party enters the shop. The shopkeepers are Sweet, Cap'n, and K_K.) *
* ([Shop Menu]) *
> [Player Choice: Yo!]
> [Player Choice: What's up?]
> [Player Choice: Hey!]
* ([Buy Menu]) *
* (CD Bagel** ($100) - Musical food with a crunch. Heals 80HP) *
* (GlowWrist** ($200) - ARMOR. Made of green wires. [Kris +1 DF, Susie +1 DF, Ralsei +2 DF]) *
* (MechaSaber** ($250) - WEAPON. Press hilt to extend. [Kris +4 ATK, Ralsei +0 ATK]) *
* (AutoAxe** ($250) - WEAPON. Make sure to charge it. [Susie +4 ATK, Ralsei +0 ATK]) *
* (Exit) *
* (Player buys 3 CD Bagels and 1 GlowWrist.) *
Shopkeeper: "Thanks!"
Shopkeeper: "Cool! It's in your STORAGE."
Shopkeeper: "Thanks, guys!"
* ([Talk Menu]) *
> [Player Choice: About yourselves]
> [Player Choice: Performance]
> [Player Choice: About Queen]
> [Player Choice: Junk Work]
> [Player Choice: Exit]
* ([About yourselves]) *
Sweet: "I'm Sweet."
Cap'n: "The ladies call me Cap'n!"
K_K: "K_K!"
Sweet: "We used to work the sound in this town."
Cap'n: "... until Queen came around."
K_K: "(K_K is short for Cakes.)"
Sweet: "She made music against the law."
Cap'n: "Unless you make a song she likes."
K_K: "But the only JUNK she enjoys..."
Sweet: "Are reverse diss-tracks, where the vocalist puts themselves down, and praises Queen..."
Cap'n: "Or noise music."
Sweet: "But even if Queenie tries to put a limiter on us..."
Sweet: "You can't STOP THE MUSIC!"
Cap'n: "Hear that!? We'll just go underground!!"
K_K: "Crash! Boom!"
Sweet: "That's why we made this junk shop!"
Cap'n: "We'll fund our musical rebellion!"
K_K: "Can we make noise music, too?"
* ([Performance]) *
Sweet: "What, wanna see what we got!?"
Cap'n: "Yo, yo, can you handle this!?"
K_K: "Hold onto your antennas!!"
* (A short music and dance animation plays.) *
Sweet: "Yo, how was that!"
Cap'n: "Did you get rocked?!"
K_K: "All our songs are only 4 seconds long!!"
* ([About Queen]) *
Sweet: "Queen wasn't always so... harsh."
Cap'n: "No, she WAS! She just got WORSE somehow!"
Sweet: "It wasn't 'til that DARK FOUNTAIN showed up,"
Cap'n: "That she started going into overdrive."
Sweet: ""Knight" this, "Knight" that, "Fountain" that..."
Cap'n: "Like, what does that Knight even have going for it that I don't!? C'mon!!"
Sweet: "But like I said. She wasn't ALWAYS so bad. She used to give me sweets. For being so sweet!"
Cap'n: "H... huh!? I never got candy!!"
Sweet: "You kept calling her a "hot mama," Cap."
Cap'n: "Yeah!? Is that wrong!? She looks like a mom and tends to overheat!!"
K_K: "K_K! Help me out here!!"
Cap'n: "K_K! What do you think?"
K_K: "... I like candy."
Sweet: "Yeah, you're right, K_K! We gotta focus on what's important!"
Cap'n: "If the band fights, we'll get outta tune!"
K_K: "Anyone have any lemon drops?"
* ([Junk Work]) *
Sweet: "Our main gig is making scrap into machines."
Cap'n: "Our clients are sometimes a bit off-key though."
K_K: "They smell off-key too!!"
Sweet: "Like some... little weird guy."
Cap'n: "He wanted us to sneak into Queen's mansion..."
K_K: "We're just rebels, we don't wanna get in trouble!"
Sweet: "But recently we got a real-high-class-client."
Cap'n: "A man of TASTE! He had a way with words!!"
K_K: "I couldn't even understand him!"
Sweet: "Now, all we gotta do is follow the blueprints, right?"
Cap'n: "It'll be our big time break!!"
K_K: "Yeah!! Haha!! It's gonna break apart! Big time!!"
* ([Exit]) *
Sweet: "See ya!"
Cap'n: "Smell ya!"
K_K: "Hear ya!"


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City After Shop.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Rebel Base Shop' and before 'Obj City Smorgasbord Battle'.

[Assistant]
* (Player equips various items.) *
* ([Item Descriptions]) *
GlowWrist: "A tough bracelet made of green wires, and studded with sharp glowing lights."
Ragger2: "A sharp and scratchy scarf. Worse healing, better attack."
FiberScarf: "A basic scarf made of lightly magical fiber."
Red Scarf: "A scarf made of soft microfiber. Balances attack and magic."
DaintyScarf: "Delicate scarf that increases healing power but has no attack."
* (The party leaves the shop.) *
Some Darnkner: "Crash! Boom! Bang! There's a terrific noise coming from the building nearby.."
* (You are filled with the power of noise) *
* (Player saves the game.) *
* ([Save Menu]) *
* (File Saved) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Smorgasbord Battle.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City After Shop' and before 'Obj City Puzzle Rouxls'.

[Assistant]
* (The party encounters a battle with a "Smorgasbord 2": Werewire, Tasque, Virovirokun.) *
* ([Battle Text]) *
* (Ralsei talked in a soft voice to the enemies!) *
Ralsei: "There, there, it's okay, little..."
* (Susie yanked on the wire! It loosened a little bit.) *
Tasque: "meowowmeow meowmeow"
Virovirokun: "Don't let this bug you"
* (Virovirokun is sweating suspiciously.) *
* (Press [C] to throw, aim for the weakpoint!) *
* (The wire greatly loosened!) *
* (Ralsei spared Tasque!) *
Virovirokun: "I've got a..."
* (You treated Virovirokun with care! It's no longer infectious!) *
* (Susie spared Werewire!) *
* (Ralsei cast HEAL PRAYER!) *
Virovirokun: "Just what..."
* (Virovirokun looks healthy.) *
* (Kris spared Virovirokun!) *
* (You won!) *
* (Got 0 EXP and 244 D$.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Puzzle Rouxls.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Smorgasbord Battle' and before 'Obj City Teacup Ride'.

[Assistant]
* (You opened the treasure chest.) *
* (Inside was TensionBit.) *
* (TensionBit was added to your STORAGE.) *
Diskette guy: "Hee hee hee... Shall I help you SAVE?"
Diskette guy: "... No, I shan't! I haven't the faintest idea what that is"
Diskette guy: "Hee hee hee...!"
Diskette guy: "Hee hee hee...!"
* (You opened the treasure chest.) *
* (Inside was ReviveMint.) *
* (ReviveMint was added to your STORAGE.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Teacup Ride.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Puzzle Rouxls' and before 'Obj Highway Chase'.

[Assistant] * (The party rides the teacups up to the highway.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Highway Chase.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Teacup Ride' and before 'Obj Trash Pile Aftermath'.

[Assistant]
Queen: "Enough You Foolish Children"
Queen: "I Have Been Merciful To You Thus Far But Now Is Time For:"
Queen: "Your Unwillful Imprisonment (Capture)"
Queen: "Drop The Capturing Capsules"
Ralsei: "... err, you missed."
Queen: "That Was Not A Miss It Was A Tactical Calibration"
Susie: "... so, uh, are you gonna try it again?"
Queen: "No I Only Have Like 4 Cages"
Queen: "OK Wait"
Queen: "I Have A Small Plot Twist For You"
Queen: "Come Forward My..."
* (Noelle appears in her white ride.) *
Noelle: "U... um... s-sorry, I just couldn't say no."
Susie: "Noelle!?"
Noelle: "H... hi, Susie. Umm, how are you?"
Susie: "Umm, okay, I guess?"
Noelle: "Your... um... roller coaster is, um... I like it!"
Susie: "Uhh... yours too?"
Noelle: "Th... thanks!"
Queen: "Okay This Isn't Working Bring In The Next Guy"
* (Berdly appears on a duck ride.) *
Berdly: "Fear not, my beloved Noelle!!"
Berdly: "This valiant warrior of brave intelligence"
Berdly: "Will be your knight in glow in the dark armor!"
Susie: "Berdly!? You asked BERDLY to be on your team!?"
Queen: "(I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask"
Berdly: "That's LORD Berdly to you simpletons!!"
Berdly: "And soon... SUPER Lord Berdly!"
Susie: "... the hell does that mean?"
Queen: "(I Have No Damn Clue Just Go With It"
Berdly: "You see, thanks to our WONDROUS Queen."
Berdly: "WE... will soon RULE the WORLD!"
Berdly: "And turn this Land of Fools... into a Smartopia."
Berdly: "A true Scientocracy, where the Geniuses of the world,"
Berdly: "Can bathe freely in pools of fresh fruit and ambrosia."
Berdly: "No longer held back by protozoans like YOU!"
Berdly: "And the key to that? Is US. Noelle and I."
Berdly: "Our power... The "Light Nerd's" power..."
Ralsei: "You mean... "Lightners?""
Berdly: "Um, NO. Queen said "Light Nerds.""
Queen: "I Actually Did"
Ralsei: "Berdly, Queen's just manipulating you!!"
Berdly: "Heh... that's what she SAID you'd say to me!"
Queen: "I Actually Did"
Berdly: "Now, Kris!"
Berdly: "I must admit, I feel pity for you."
Berdly: "Unlike Susie, I always saw some potential in you."
Berdly: "Join our side, and I might let you scrub our royal toilet!"
> [Player Choice: Join / ♥ Do not join]
Berdly: "Ah, Kris. I suppose I knew you would never amount to much."
Berdly: "Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority..."
Berdly: "Allow me to assist you!!"
* (Battle with Berdly begins.) *
Berdly: "Berdly rides in!"
Kris: "The whole gang will attempt to bump into Berdly's car!"
Berdly: "Kris, I get why you're getting in my way! You're jealous, aren't you!?"
Kris: "Smells like fried chicken."
Berdly: "Kris, you're tired of being the class No. 3, gazing distantly at Noelle and I's fruited figures..."
Kris: "Smells like fried chicken."
Berdly: "So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist Susie to take us down!?"
Berdly: "Berdly gives the secret signal!"
Berdly: "Kris... you are truly depraved. Playing in the mud with the class hellion..."
Berdly: "But Kris, I am a kind and brave hero! If you come to our side..."
Berdly: "You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Ha! Slightly."
Berdly: "Berdly's coaster is getting tired!"
* (Berdly is defeated.) *
Berdly: "W-what...? My coaster, it's...!"
Berdly: "Wh... what!? That's not fair!!!"
Berdly: "M... My Queen... Save me...!"
* (Berdly's ride explodes.) *
Queen: "In A Minute Dear"
Queen: "Hello Everyone I Have Some News Updates"
Queen: "You See"
Queen: "This "Roller," "Coaster""
Queen: "It's Not Actually"
Queen: ""Finished", Yet"
Susie: "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!!"
Queen: "Pain"
* (The track ends, and the party falls.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Trash Pile Aftermath.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Highway Chase' and before 'Obj City Split Up'.

[Assistant]
Susie: "L... Looks like this trash saved us."
Susie: "C'mon..."
Susie: "Haha, who's king of the trash pile now!?"
* (Susie falls.) *
Susie: "O... Ow...!"
Ralsei: "Susie, are you alright?"
Susie: "... Heh, it's nothin'."
Susie: "I just..."
Susie: "O... ow."
Ralsei: "... sure you don't want me to look?"
Susie: "L-look at what? I'm fine!"
* (Ralsei heals Susie.) *
Susie: "WOAH HEY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU--"
Ralsei: "Feel better?"
Susie: "FEEL BETTER!? AFTER YOU JUST CAME UP AND--"
Susie: "Umm... doesn't feel WORSE, I guess."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "How do you do that, anyway?"
Susie: "That... healing... thingy."
Ralsei: "Oh, healing magic? It's simple, Susie. Anyone can do it."
Ralsei: "... I could even teach you, if you're interested."
Susie: "Heh, ask me again when it's, like, blood explosions."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "But, um, if you WANTED, I guess I could learn it."
Susie: "Then you wouldn't, y'know, have to annoy me with it anymore."
Ralsei: "Sure, Susie. Next time we have a break!"
Susie: "(Let's just go already, Kris...)"
* (You dug through the trash...) *
* (And found a Dark Candy!) *
* (Dark Candy was added to your STORAGE.) *
Trashy: "Oh boy, oh boy! I'm Trashy!"
Trashy: "Did you know about adjusting your INVENTORY?"
Trashy: "Trashcans like me can HOLD all sorts of things."
Trashy: "Just like your STORAGE, if you get more than 12 ITEMS!"
Susie: "Uh... yeah, not now."
Ralsei: "It was sort of an emotional moment."
Trashy: "Oh... Oh, that's okay..."
Susie: "Oh hell, is that Nubert over there!? Really, where!?"
Nubert: "I'm Nubert. Everybody loves me."
Nubert: "That's why I live in the trash."
* (It's a lone doorframe.) *
* (But for some reason, you can't see through it...) *
Ralsei: "By the way Kris, I just remembered!"
Ralsei: "Although you can only carry 12 ITEMS around..."
Ralsei: "Your STORAGE will hold any extra items you pick up."
Ralsei: "You can access it where you check Recruits!"
Ralsei: "(Enemies you SPARE get RECRUITED to our town, remember?)"
Susie: "Woah, that seems like pretty useful information."


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Split Up.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Trash Pile Aftermath' and before 'Obj Berdly Puzzle Encounter'.

[Assistant]
Ralsei: "There's a fork in the path... Kris, it seems like..."
Ralsei: "It might be advantageous if we split up."
Ralsei: "Who do you want to go with?"
> [Player Choice: Go with Ralsei / ♥ Go with Susie]
Susie: "Hey, why does Kris get to choose all the time!?"
Susie: "Ralsei, you're going with me!"
Ralsei: "H-huh!? K-Kris, I...!!"
* (Susie drags Ralsei away, leaving Kris alone.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Berdly Puzzle Encounter.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Split Up' and before 'Obj Berdly Final Battle'.

[Assistant]
* (The party reaches a new puzzle area. Noelle steps onto a platform.) *
Noelle: "It's a dead end...?"
* (The platform starts to fall.) *
Noelle: "Kris!! The platform's falling!! H-help me!!"
* (Kris solves the puzzle, saving Noelle.) *
Noelle: "S-sorry, Kris, you just saved me, didn't you...?"
Noelle: "Th... this one's falling, too!"
Noelle: "Kris, whatever you just did, keep doing it!!"
* (Berdly appears on the upper walkway.) *
Berdly: "Ahh, Kris. Stuck on this puzzle, I see?"
Berdly: "I thought I heard Noelle calling for help, but..."
Berdly: "I get what that sound was now. Kris."
Berdly: "Your brain must be crying."
Berdly: "Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now."
Berdly: "Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt."
Berdly: "If only I was there to do it for her."
Berdly: "She's but a powerless doe without my help..."
Noelle: "(Powerless!!?)"
Berdly: "Though being alone might be better than being with you!"
Berdly: "Kris, you would only get in the way!"
Berdly: "After all, you can't understand Noelle like I can."
Berdly: "Yes, you may have been her lifelong neighbor. But."
Berdly: "I am a maestro of emotional intelligence."
Berdly: "I can read her feelings like a strategy guide."
Berdly: "Which, I have NEVER needed by the way!"
Berdly: "You may see her as the simpleton girl next door."
Berdly: "But the reality. Is that she is."
Berdly: "A lovestruck girl with her heart on her sleeve."
Noelle: "(H-huh!? Berdly!?)"
Berdly: "And... Kris... The target of her affection..."
Noelle: "(BERDLY??? DEADLY KNOWS???)"
Berdly: "May be surprising to you."
Berdly: "It's... Truly sad. Such love... May never fruit."
* (Berdly solves the puzzle, creating a path that spells "ILOVEMOUSE".) *
Berdly: "What."
Berdly: "How did you..."
Berdly: "HOW DID YOU SOLVE THAT??"
Berdly: "Even a broken clock is right once a day."
Berdly: "And Kris, if anyone asks..."
Berdly: "I solved the puzzle!!"
Berdly: "It's not fair for YOU to get extra credit for a fluke!"
Berdly: "Get it!? Let NO ONE think otherwise! ESPECIALLY Susie!"
Berdly: "You KNOW she'd just... lord it over me!"
* (Berdly leaves.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Berdly Final Battle.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Berdly Puzzle Encounter' and before 'Obj After Berdly Battle'.

[Assistant]
* (The party reaches the end of the alleyway, where Berdly is waiting.) *
Berdly: "Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?"
Noelle: "Um, I... um.. I.."
Noelle: "We... have a truce...?"
Berdly: "A... truce!? With... Kris?"
Berdly: "Hahaha!! That's impossible!"
Berdly: "That would be double truces."
Noelle: "Huh?"
Berdly: "Worry not, my dearest Noelle."
Berdly: "I know what you really want to say."
Noelle: "You... you do?"
Berdly: "Going along with all this..."
Berdly: "You feel... forced, don't you?"
Berdly: "It's why you're not with Queen right now."
Noelle: "Berdly... you..."
Berdly: "Yes! I do!!"
Berdly: "Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!!"
Berdly: "Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!"
Berdly: "Noelle!! This may hurt, but it's to help you!!"
Noelle: "W-wait, just listen to me---!!!"
* (Battle with Berdly begins.) *
* ([Battle Text]) *
* (Berdly blocks the way!) *
* (You encouraged Noelle to use her mind!) *
* (Her MAGIC increased! Berdly found her smarts appealing!) *
Berdly: "Kris! I get it! Your head's gotten big from solving that puzzle by DUMB LUCK!"
* (Berdly laughs and goes to his mind palace.) *
* (Kris used the REVIVEMINT!) *
Berdly: "So now you're trying to win Noelle over... By taking advantage of her kindness!?"
* (Berdly preens condescendingly.) *
* (You encouraged Noelle to use her mind!) *
* (Noelle acted smart!) *
Berdly: "Partake, Kris! The Zephyr of Punishment!"
* (Berdly tries to entice Noelle to his side by gyrating his hips!) *
* (Kris used the HEARTSDONUT!) *
Berdly: "Behold!!! Comrades!!!"
* (Berdly summons two Werewires.) *
* (You jiggled your body! Noelle pulled on the plug!) *
* (Noelle cast HEAL PRAYER!) *
Berdly: "That's right, Kris! Unlike you, I am a GENIUS! And you'll never beat US fighting alone!"
* (Berdly thanks Noelle profusely.) *
* (You pretended to knit a home-made dunce cap!) *
* (Berdly liked that!) *
* (You won!) *
* (Got 0 EXP and 0 D$.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj After Berdly Battle.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Berdly Final Battle' and before 'Obj City Reunite After Berdly'.

[Assistant]
Berdly: "D-damn it!"
Noelle: "Berdly, are you okay...?"
Noelle: "Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him.."
Berdly: "Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha!"
Berdly: "The only one going easy mode, was me!"
Noelle: "You look... Exhausted."
Berdly: "I'm only tired of HOLDING BACK MY TRUE POWER!"
Berdly: "Ah, Noelle. It'd be too simple to save you now."
Berdly: "Kris! Go ahead and train your strength values."
Berdly: "Try hard, and maybe someday you'll be a worthy rival."
Berdly: "Heh! Sometimes I can't believe how cool I am..."
* (Berdly ran away.) *
Noelle: "(He hit me in the face with a tornado...)"
* (After the battle, you are filled with the power of chicken nuggets.) *
* (File Saved) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Reunite After Berdly.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj After Berdly Battle' and before 'Obj Highway Chase 2'.

[Assistant]
Queen: "Oh, Kris Perfect Timing"
Queen: "Have You Seen --"
* (Berdly falls from the sky.) *
Berdly: "Oh my Luxurious Quuuueeeeennn!!"
Queen: "Oh My Circuits Kris Get In The Car"
* (Queen and Kris get in the car and drive away.) *
Berdly: "My Queen!! Where are you!!"
Berdly: "I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!!"
Berdly: "Hmm.. she's not here..."
* (Berdly leaves.) *
* (Queen and Kris return.) *
Queen: "That Was Close"
Queen: "Kris"
Queen: "Who Is Your Friend"
Queen: "My Face Recognition Software Does Not Compute"
Queen: "... And"
Queen: "Something About Them Seems"
Queen: "Cool"
Queen: "Robotic Even"
Noelle: "(...)"
Queen: "Kris We Must Drive To Find Noelle"
Queen: "Everyone Get In The Car"
* (Noelle with a box on her head and Kris get in the car.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Highway Chase 2.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Reunite After Berdly' and before 'Obj City Spamton Alley'.

[Assistant]
Queen: "Kris Press Directions To Steer"
Queen: "Kris Don't Hit The Cars"
Queen: "Haha Okay Actually Hit All The Cars"
Queen: "Lightners Love Traffic They Look It Up All The Time"
Queen: "Poor Noelle She Would Love Hitting All These Cars"
Noelle: "Umm, actually, I.. she, um, might not, um..."
Queen: "Stop Everything"
Queen: "Kris Get The Banana"
Queen: "Potassium"
Queen: "Here Comes A Crossing Get Ready To Stop"
* (The car stops in front of a huge traffic jam.) *
Queen: "Oh My Circuits It's A Traffic Jam"
Queen: "A Dog Must Have Wandered In The Road Again"
Queen: "Kris Be A Dear And Go Press The Walk Button"
Queen: "It's Just Over On The Other Side Of The Road"
* (Kris gets out of the car. A minigame of crossing the road begins.) *
Noelle: "Umm.. I'll go, too..."
Queen: "No"
Queen: "You Must Stay"
Noelle: "!?"
Queen: "Until You Hear All Of My Mixtape"
Noelle: "O-okay..."
Noelle: "(Kris... hurry up, please...)"
* (Kris crosses the road.) *
Queen: "Next Up Is My CD Of Various Car Horns"
Noelle: "(Kris, please hurry...)"


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Spamton Alley.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Highway Chase 2' and before 'Obj Highway End'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris walks down an alley towards the traffic light switch.) *
* (Buy Queen Clean! The most popular cleaning flavors!) *
* (Queen Clean! Made of 100% acid!) *
* (A container opens with a crash, and Spamton appears from it.) *
Spamton: "HEY EVERY         !! IT'S ME!!!"
Spamton: "EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]"
Spamton: "SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!"
Spamton: "WOAH!! IF IT ISN'T A..."
Spamton: "LIGHT nER! HEY-HE HEY!!!"
Spamton: "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]"
Spamton: "ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?"
Spamton: "SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??"
Spamton: "LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???"
Spamton: "WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!"
Spamton: "IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]"
Spamton: "THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]"
Spamton: "WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE"
Spamton: "WHEN YOU CAN BE A"
Spamton: "[[BIG SHOT!!!]]"
Spamton: "[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]"
Spamton: "THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!"
Spamton: "AND I HAVE JUST."
Spamton: "THE THING."
Spamton: "YOU NEED."
Spamton: "THAT'S"
Spamton: "[[Hyperlink Blocked]]."
Spamton: "YOU WANT IT."
Spamton: "YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU."
Spamton: "WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!"
Spamton: "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME."
Spamton: "YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]."
Spamton: "YOU'RE LIGHT nER AREN'T YOU?"
Spamton: "YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]"
Spamton: "WHY DON'T YOU"
Spamton: "[[Show it off?]]"
Spamton: "HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"
* (A battle with Spamton begins.) *
* ([Battle Text]) *
* (DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [[BIG SHOT]]?) *
* (HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [[HeartShapedObject]] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!) *
* (MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-price!]]) *
* (I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!) *
> [Player Choice: TELL ME MORE]
* (THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [[Slime]]!) *
* (DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!) *
* (MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My] [[Hyperlink Blocked]].) *
* (THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.) *
* (BELIEVE IT OR [[Not]]!! I USED TO BE A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW...) *
* (I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]) *
> [Player Choice: GIVE MONEY]
* (YUM YUM. DELICIOUS KROMER.) *
* (DID YOU HAVE ANYMORE?) *
* ((You felt your KROMER being absorbed...)) *
* ((Wrong choice...?)) *
* (THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.) *
* (DON'T WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance]) *
* (ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER.) *
* (AN AWESOME PRICE. AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE) *
* (PRICES SO LOW. EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!) *
> [Player Choice: DON'T BUY]
* (WHAT!? YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!?) *
* (Kid. you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!!) *
* (PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.) *
* (I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom].) *
* (TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals]) *
* (TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots]) *
* (AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked].) *
* (SO... SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN'T IT? KID!?) *
* (DON'T YOU WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON?????) *
* (TAKE THE DEAL) *
> [Player Choice: TAKE DEAL]
* (DEAL OR NO DEAL. THAT'S THE TV SHOW.) *
* (WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL) *
* (GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!) *
* (DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan]) *
* (I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]!) *
* (THEN YOU CAN ENJOY 1000 Fr3e KROmer) *
> [Player Choice: REFUSE]
* (WHAT!? YOU DON'T NEED IT!?!?) *
* (THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME...) *
* ([Desperate]) *
* (BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!?) *
* (W1LD PRIZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL...) *
* ([Hyperlink Blocked].) *
* (WILL Y OU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!?) *
* (REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WON'T FORCE YOU.) *
> [Player Choice: YES DEAL]
* (THEN A DEAL 'S A DEAL!!!) *
* (PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!) *
* (You Won!) *
* (Got 0 EXP and -36 D$.) *
* (The battle ends.) *
Spamton: "NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP..."
Spamton: "I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]"
Spamton: "IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]"
Spamton: "COME... ALONE."
Spamton: "AND DON'T... FORGET!"
Spamton: "TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]"
Spamton: "HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"
* (Spamton disappears into a dumpster.) *
* (It's a dumpster. Looks like there's a pillow inside.) *
* (The poster is torn, revealing a faded one underneath.) *
* (BIG SHOT AUTOS! TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIAL...) *
* (The rest is cut off.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Highway End.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Spamton Alley' and before 'Obj City Puzzle Noelle Dess'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris reaches the button and presses it. The traffic jam disappears.) *
Queen: "Get In"
* (Kris gets in the car, and they continue on their way.) *
Queen: "Kris We Have To Drive To Find Noelle"
Queen: "Turn On The High Beams"
* (The car projects a "Queen signal" into the sky.) *
Queen: "When She Sees The Queen Signal She Will Come Runnin"
Noelle: "W... Why do you.. need to find Noelle so badly?"
Queen: "What Are You Saying This City Is Dangerous"
Queen: "Imagine Poor Noelle Clipping Into A Wall Somewhere"
Queen: "Wasting Away From Potassium Deficiency"
Noelle: "Y... you're actually worried about her?"
Queen: "I Would Be If I Wasn't Going To Find Her"
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "B... but why her?"
Noelle: "Wait, let me guess... is it because..."
Noelle: "She's weak enough to make into your peon?"
Queen: "Haha No"
Queen: "Just The Opposite"
Queen: "It's Because She's Strong"
Noelle: "H.. huh? What do you--"
Queen: "Kris Stop The Car"
* (The car stops. Everyone gets out.) *
Noelle: "Wha..."
Noelle: "What's... wrong with it?"
* (The car explodes.) *
Queen: "Phew"
Queen: "I Was Just Concerned Because It Hadn't Exploded Yet"
Queen: "Looks Like We'll Have To Split Up On Foot"
Queen: "..."
Queen: "Kris If You See Noelle"
Queen: "Tell Her My Knowledge Of Her Preferences Is Absolute"
Queen: "And If She Needs Proof"
Queen: "Use This"
* (Queen's Mixtape was thrown into your KEY ITEMS.) *
Queen: "Toodles"
* (Queen flies away. Noelle takes the box off her head.) *
Noelle: "Ph... phew..."
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "Somehow, I feel like... we're almost out of here."
Noelle: "Let's go, Kris!"
* (Kris and Noelle walk on.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Puzzle Noelle Dess.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Highway End' and before 'Obj City Carnival'.

[Assistant]
Noelle: "Gosh, that was close, wasn't it, Kris...?"
Noelle: "This... Strange world... this big city..."
Noelle: "It's so wild... It kind of makes my head spin."
Noelle: "...?"
Noelle: "Looks like another puzzle..."
Noelle: "Maybe if I go... down... here?"
* (Noelle goes down to the lower level to solve the letter puzzle.) *
Noelle: "...when I said this city makes my head spin..."
Noelle: "I didn't mean in a bad way... you know?"
Noelle: "I always wanted to go someplace new, you know?"
Noelle: "... And Dess... always told me she'd take me."
Noelle: "Somewhere like this."
Noelle: "Somewhere with shining lights."
Noelle: "... don't you miss exploring, Kris?"
Noelle: "Back when the four of us were kids?"
Noelle: "Gosh, remember that night we explored the forest behind the graveyard?"
Noelle: "Ha, I know we never found anything interesting back there..."
Noelle: "I mostly remember... Crying because I was scared."
Noelle: "But for some reason I feel... nostalgic thinking about it."
Noelle: "Dess wiping away my tears with Azzy's jacket..."
Noelle: "With warm sleeves that smelled like cinnamon."
Noelle: "I guess I didn't mind being scared if it meant..."
Noelle: "Someone would comfort me."
* (Noelle solves the puzzle, spelling the word "DECEMBER".) *
Noelle: "(Sigh...)"
Noelle: "(Kris is the only one who knows how weird I am.)"
Noelle: "(It's not fair, y'know?)"
Noelle: "(Everyone knows how weird YOU are. Fahahaha.)"
* (Kris and Noelle reunite and walk on.) *


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[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Carnival.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Puzzle Noelle Dess' and before 'Obj Teacup Ride 2'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris and Noelle approach the carnival games.) *
* (It's a ball throwing game. Prizes are seated under the counter.) *
Noelle: "O-oh no, she's coming back this way!!"
Noelle: "I'll hide in that stall!"
* (Noelle hides. Queen appears.) *
Queen: "Hey Check This Out"
* (Queen throws a ball, knocks down all the bottles, and wins a prize—a plush toy of Noelle in a box.) *
Queen: "Sweet"
Queen: "Where's My Peon"
Noelle: "Oh! Um..."
Noelle: "H-here!"
Queen: "Ha Ha"
Queen: "Nice"
Queen: "Wait I Actually Don't Want This"
* (Queen throws the prize. Susie and Ralsei appear.) *
Susie: "Hahaha, how was THAT!?"
Ralsei: "Haha, Susie! You're not supposed to ATTACK people with it!"
Susie: "Oh yeah!? Watch me!!!"
Ralsei: "Kris!!! There you are!!!"
Susie: "Kris!! Check out my new attack!!"
* (Susie uses "UltimateHeal" on Kris.) *
* (You felt slightly healed.) *
Susie: "Heh, how's that!? Meet the new healing master, Kris!"
Ralsei: "Oh. Yes. She is a real... "master" at it, Kris."
Susie: "God, teaching you sarcasm was a mistake."
Ralsei: "Hahahaha!"
Ralsei: "... Oh, Kris...? What's that you have there?"
Ralsei: "Is that a... gift for someone?"
* ([Gift Choice]) *
> [Player Choice: Give to Noelle]
> [Player Choice: Give to Ralsei]
> [Player Choice: Give to Susie]
> [Player Choice: ♥ Give to Berdly]
* (Berdly appears.) *
Berdly: "Kris, have you seen..."
Berdly: "Kris!? We took a break from trucing for ONE second..."
Berdly: "And you're ALREADY back with Susie!?"
Susie: "???????"
Berdly: "Should have expected this... hmph..."
Berdly: "You couldn't keep up with my puzzle-solving skills!"
* (Kris gives the plush toy to Berdly.) *
Berdly: "H... huh...?"
Berdly: "A plush...? Of... me?"
Berdly: "With... nipples?"
Berdly: "... Hmph. Guess I'll forgive you for now."
Berdly: "See you, Kris."
* (Berdly leaves.) *
* ([Reaction to Gift]) *
Susie: "Why the hell'd you give it to Berdly!?"
Noelle: "Why did you give it to Berdly!?"
Ralsei: "Um, what.. unexpected kindness, Kris!"
Susie: "... Let's just get the hell out of here."
* (Noelle runs out from her hiding spot.) *
Noelle: "W... wait!"
Susie: "N... Noel..."
* (Everyone reunites.) *
Susie: "... the hell were you doing in there? That's cheating."
Noelle: "I... I... um..."
Susie: "... hm. Glad you're okay though."
Susie: "Since that stupid Queen took you, I was kinda worried."
Noelle: "(Thump, thump...)"
Susie: "Wait."
Susie: "Aren't you on their side!?"
Noelle: "H-huh!?"
Noelle: "W-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!!"
Noelle: "Umm, I... I..."
Noelle: "Kris, help me..."
> [Player Choice: ♥ We have a truce]
> [Player Choice: She is our enemy]
Noelle: "Th... that's right! We have a truce!!"
Noelle: "Kris said I could... I could be on your team!"
Susie: "Oh, really?"
Susie: "... well, if Kris said so, I guess."
Susie: "Didn't really wanna kill you anyway."
Noelle: "(Thump, thump...)"
Susie: "So? Get in line already."
Noelle: "O... okay!!"
Noelle: "Kris... also s-said I should be... behind... Susie."
Susie: "Uhh... well, if Kris said so?"
Susie: "Let's go already."
* (Berdly returns.) *
Berdly: "Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!"
Susie: "(NO ONE WAS ASKING YOU)"
* (The whole team is together.) *
Susie: "... Hey, Noelle. One thing we gotta get straight."
Noelle: "Y-y-y-yes?"
Susie: "Where the hell'd you put that cool box?"
Noelle: "Umm, I... I just sort of... I..."
Susie: "Whatever. Just make us another one."
Noelle: "... um... o-okay, sure!"
* (Kris approaches the last game.) *
* (It's a ball throwing game. Prizes are seated under the counter.) *
* (The team leaves the carnival area.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Teacup Ride 2.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Carnival' and before 'Obj Mansion Approach'.

[Assistant]
* (The team approaches the teacup ride.) *
Ralsei: "Look Kris! Another teacup ride!"
Ralsei: "But there's only 3 seats..."
Noelle: "(M-maybe two of us could... sh-share one?)"
Susie: "Damn, guess we gotta take the stairs."
* (The team goes up the stairs.) *
* (At the top, they find another teacup ride.) *
Noelle: "Wait, I know! Umm, to turn off that force field..."
Noelle: "You just stay standing on this switch!"
Susie: "Huh."
Susie: "Well, see ya!"
* (Susie and Ralsei leave, leaving Kris and Noelle.) *
* (Kris and Noelle solve the mouse and cheese puzzle.) *
* (After solving the puzzle.) *
Susie: "Hell yea! Take that, you stupid mice!"
Ralsei: "It's nice seeing you enjoy a puzzle, Susie."
Susie: "Well. Maybe they aren't awful if you do 'em like that."
Susie: "... not bad, Noelle. That was kinda smart."
Noelle: "H-Huh? Th... thanks..."
Susie: "Heh, maybe next time I'll let you do my homework."
Noelle: "(Can I?)"
* (The team collects all the mice.) *
* (You put the mice in the hole.) *
* (The mouse counter fills up to 20.) *
Susie: "20 more!? Damn, we're gonna be here forever!"
Noelle: "M... maybe if we.. um, split up the work?"
Susie: "Huh?"
* (A mouse-catching minigame begins.) *
Noelle: "I'll release the mice..."
Noelle: "Susie will break the balloons when they reach the top..."
Noelle: "And Kris, you catch them! Umm, if that's ok."
Noelle: "Ready...?"
Noelle: "Go!"
* (After successfully completing the minigame.) *
Noelle: "I think we're done with this puzzle, Kris!"
* (The team moves on.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Approach.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Teacup Ride 2' and before 'Obj Mansion Prison Escape'.

[Assistant]
* (The team approaches Queen's mansion.) *
Ralsei: "Look!! We're finally close to the Fountain!"
Ralsei: "It's Queen's mansion!!"
Noelle: "H-huh!? W-wait, why did we come here!?"
* (Queen appears.) *
Queen: "Kris You Brought Noelle Right To Me"
Queen: "(I Knew Our Truce Was The Best)"
Queen: "But Unfortunately"
Queen: "That Means Trucies Are Over"
Queen: "Noelle Get Over Here"
Noelle: "But I... I..."
Queen: "Noelle"
Queen: "I Will Only Say It One Time"
Queen: "Infinitely"
Queen: "Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Ove"
Noelle: "I... I..."
Queen: "Noelle Are You Listening"
Queen: "Let Me If-Then This For You"
Queen: "How About: IF You Don't Listen THEN"
Queen: "A Certain Bird Might Take A Ride In The Acid River"
Noelle: "B... Berdly!?"
Noelle: "(That's right, he was just with us...)"
Noelle: "(Queen must have captured him when we weren't looking...!?)"
Noelle: "(...)"
Noelle: "(I... I'm sorry... Kris, Susie... I...)"
Noelle: "(I wish I could have stayed with you longer, but...)"
Noelle: "(I... I can't let Berdly get hurt, y'know?)"
Susie: "..."
* (Noelle goes over to Queen's side.) *
Queen: "Don't Be Sad Noelle Honey"
Queen: "All That Remains Is The Final Step"
* (Berdly appears.) *
Berdly: "My splendorious Queen! There you are!"
Berdly: "Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store,"
Berdly: "Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny."
Queen: "Okay Plan B"
* (Queen captures Noelle in a cage.) *
Berdly: "H-huh!? What are you doing!?"
Queen: "I See Now Her Will Must Be Unleashed By Force"
Queen: "Perhaps If I Make Her Face Into A Robot One...?"
Berdly: "B-but.. you said you wouldn't do that if I..."
Queen: "Variable Lying Set To True"
Berdly: "We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!"
Queen: "Understood"
Queen: "Fairness Activated"
* (Queen captures everyone except Kris in cages.) *
Susie: "H-HEY!!!!"
Queen: "Good Thing I Calibrated Those Cages"
Berdly: "You... you said I could trust you!!"
Berdly: "You said you were a GAMER!!!"
Queen: "Berdly"
Queen: "I Only Play Mobile Games"
Berdly: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Queen: "One Of You Is Going To Help Me With My Plan"
Queen: "And It's Going To Be Noelle"
Queen: "The Rest Of You"
Queen: "Go To Your Rooms"
* (Queen flies away with the cages.) *
Ralsei: "Wh... What are you going to do with me?"
* (Queen drops a glass.) *
Queen: "Oh Damn"
Queen: "You're Still Here"
Queen: "I Only Made Four Cages Ha Ha Ha"
Queen: "I Literally Don't Know Ha Ha Ha"
* (Queen flies away with Ralsei.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Prison Escape.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Approach' and before 'Obj Mansion Guesthall'.

[Assistant]
* (The scene begins in Kris's room in Queen's Mansion. It's not a normal room, but a stylized prison cell in the shape of a giant computer desk. Kris is floating in the center, trapped in a green force beam. Items reflecting his interests are scattered around: a piano, a book, a calendar. Queen appears on a huge monitor.) *
Queen: "How Do You Like Your New Accommodations"
Queen: "As You Can See They Are Perfectly Suited To Your Interests"
Queen: "(Which I Gleaned From Your Internet Search History LMAO)"
Queen: "I Estimate You Will Have No Desire To Leave"
Queen: "Please Tantilize Yourself With Your Surroundings"
Queen: "And Wait Patiently While I Dominate The World"
Queen: "Toodles"
* (Queen's image disappears from the screen. A dialogue box from Susie appears, who is obviously in another room.) *
Susie: "K... Kris? Hey!!"
Susie: "Looks like there's some way to communicate between rooms."
* (Queen reappears on the screen, interrupting Susie.) *
Queen: "Convenient Isn't It I Really Thought Of Everything"
Susie: "Anyway, let's think of some way to get out of here!!"
Susie: "Ralsei, you got any ideas...?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Hey... where the hell's Ralsei?"
* (A high, squeaky scream is heard from somewhere far away.) *
Susie: "Damn, that soft-yet-tender screaming -"
Susie: "Kris, that's gotta be him!!"
Susie: "Quick, we gotta think of some way to get out!!"
Susie: "Anything you smuggled in that might help us!?"
* (The player opens Kris's inventory. It contains a Glowshard, a ChocDiamond, a Clubswich, and a ReviveMint. The player reads the descriptions.) *
* ([Item Descriptions]) *
Glowshard: "A shimmering shard. Its value increases each Chapter."
ChocDiamond: "It's quite small, but some people REALLY like it. +??HP"
Clubswich: "A sandwich that can be split into 3. Heals 70 HP to the team."
ReviveMint: "Heals a fallen ally to MAX HP. A minty green crystal."
* (The player uses the Clubswich. Kris's health is restored to 120/120. Then the player checks stats and equipment.) *
* ([Stats Screen]) *
* (KRIS** LV2 Tactician - Commands the party by ACTs. Sometimes.) *
STATS: "ATK 12, Defense 6, Magic 0, Guts 0."
SPELLS: "ACT - Do all sorts of things. It isn't magic."
* (The player changes Kris's equipment. The Wood Blade is replaced with the BounceBlade, the White Ribbon with the Pink Ribbon.) *
* ([Equipment Descriptions]) *
Wood Blade: "A wooden practice blade with a carbon-reinforced core."
BounceBlade: "A pink saber with a rubber blade. Weak, but increases defense."
White Ribbon: "A crinkly hair ribbon that slightly increases your defense."
Pink Ribbon: "A cute hair ribbon that increases the range of the GrazeArea."
* (The player returns to the game.) *
Susie: "Hey, Kris... do you hear something...?"
Susie: "Sounds like it's coming from your... pocket?"
Susie: "Your phone going off or something?"
* (The player opens the inventory, goes to the Key Items section. There are a Cell Phone and Lancer.) *
* (You tried to call on the Cell Phone.) *
* (Distorted, chaotic music plays.) *
* (It's nothing but garbage noise.) *
* (The player uses the "Lancer" item.) *
* ([Item Description]) *
Lancer: "Hoho! It's me, Lancer! Release me and I will release you!"
* (Lancer jumps out of Kris's pocket.) *
Lancer: "Because I missed you!! Ha ha ha!!"
Susie: "Lancer!? That you!? I thought you ditched us!!"
Lancer: "No!! I love ditches but I would never ditch you!!"
Lancer: "I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious Pants Hole."
Susie: "Uhh, "pocket.""
Lancer: "Yes!! And I saw it all!!"
Lancer: "Pants. Lint. Various Items."
Lancer: "A wild Mom put you in some Shock Cages."
Susie: "Hahah, yeah. We're trapped, so, uh..."
Susie: "Hey, wait didja see us on the roller coaster!?"
Lancer: "Yes!!! It was amazing!! My first coaster ride!!!"
Lancer: "Ha ha!! I love getting nauseous with friends!!"
* (Lancer starts to vibrate and glow.) *
Susie: "Hey you should probably, uh, free us."
Lancer: "Oh right!! Yes!!"
Lancer: "You can always rely on a friendly Me..."
Lancer: "To make you free!!!"
* (Lancer runs to the computer and starts randomly mashing the keyboard.) *
Lancer: "Haha!! I have no idea how to use this!!"
Lancer: "Request... new item for room?? That sounds good."
Lancer: "Item request: Shovel."
Lancer: "Quantity: Let's say... 999."
* (The red text "QUANTITY OVERLOAD" appears on the monitor. The force beam holding Kris deactivates. Kris lands on a green hoverboard.) *
Lancer: "Hoho!! It worked!!"
Lancer: "Let's go, blue person!!"
* (Lancer jumps onto Kris's shoulders. The player can now move freely around the room.) *
* (Kris examines the items in the room, which turn out to be the results of his internet searches.) *
* ((It's a VHS explaining how to install video game piano.)) *
(From search query: "video game piano tutorial)"
* ((Use the communicator?)* > Yes) *
* (You tried to use the communicator.) *
Susie: "Kris!? The hell are you doing!?"
Susie: "Huh? Trying to fit your head inside? Yeah, me too."
Susie: "HEY!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!"
* ((It's dozens of gumballs.)) *
(From search query: "how many gumballs in gumball machine)"
* ((It's a jelly in the shape of various knives.)) *
(From search query: "sharpest kitchen knife jello)"
* ((It's Jongler's Book on Jongleing And Other Tricks)) *
(From search query: "how to use magic)"
* ((It's a calendar with college vacation circled.)) *
(From search query: "summer vacation college when.)"
* ((It's two pixellized Toriels playing the piano.)) *
(From search query: "video game piano tutoriel)"
* (Kris leaves the room.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Guesthall.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Prison Escape' and before 'Obj Mansion Puzzle Berdly'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris, Susie, and Lancer reunite in the guest hall, filled with purple doors with a bat symbol.) *
Susie: "Kris, hey!!!"
Susie: "Man... Lancer...! You're the best, dude!"
* (Susie gives Lancer a big hug.) *
Susie: "C'mon, Noelle and Ralsei are waiting!!"
Lancer: "Yes...! Let's put the pedal on the medal!!"
Lancer: "Cough... cough"
Susie: "...?"
Susie: "Hey, Lancer, you OK?"
Lancer: "I... I'm fine! Just..."
Lancer: "Cold..."
* (Lancer falls to the floor and turns to stone.) *
Susie: "H... hey, what the hell!?"
Susie: "Hey, are you OK, dude...? Here, lemme help..."
* (Susie tries to use "UltimateHeal", but nothing happens.) *
Lancer: "... th-thanks, Susie... but..."
Susie: "D... darn, it's not strong enough, huh..."
Susie: "Quick, Kris, let's find Ralsei! Maybe he can heal him!"
* (Berdly appears.) *
Berdly: "Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!?"
Susie: "Uhhh... yeah we are."
Berdly: "But Noelle -- my damsel in distress -- she must be..."
Berdly: "... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!"
Susie: "Okay FINE you can come if you shut up."
* (Berdly joins the party. Kris examines the doors.) *
* ((The nameplate reads BURGHLEY I MEAN BERDLY. Peek inside?)* > No) *
* (You respected the Gamer's Code. No screen peeking.) *
* ((The nameplate reads CATTY'S ROOM. Peek inside?)* > Yes) *
* (It's wallpapered with the pink cat ad from the city. It's animated, too.) *
* ((The nameplate reads JOCKINGTON'S ROOM. Peek inside?)* > Yes) *
* (... it's just a basketball court.) *
* ((The nameplate reads ASRIEL'S ROOM. Peek inside?)* > Yes) *
* (You opened the door with your eyes closed. You saw nothing.) *
* (The team enters the next room.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Puzzle Berdly.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Guesthall' and before 'Obj Mansion Dining Hall'.

[Assistant]
* (The room is a stage with a shadow puzzle. Susie and Berdly take positions on the sides.) *
Susie: "Looks like a puzzle."
Susie: "... think, uh, YOU can do it, Kris?"
Berdly: "Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone."
Berdly: "I'LL think of a solution!"
Susie: "Kris, just ignore him."
Susie: "I'll just be over here where I can't hear you."
Berdly: "And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura!"
Lancer: "If only Lesser Dad was here to help!"
Susie: "Uh, you mean like, a genius?"
Lancer: "No, he's more like a sad clown."
* (Kris successfully solves the puzzle, forming a face from the shadows.) *
Susie: "Yeah!! We got it!!"
Berdly: "Wh... What!? Hey, wait a second --"
Berdly: "How'd you... How'd you solve it without me!?"
Susie: "Hahaha!! Kris figured it out before you!! Jealous?"
Berdly: "Well I..."
Berdly: "I knew the answer, I just wanted to see Kris try, first!"
Berdly: "It's called SUSPENSE, Susan!! DRAMATIC, suspense!!"
Susie: "Then YOU do the next one."
Berdly: "Fine! I will!"
Susie: "(Also my name's not Susan?)"
* (The team moves to the next room with a more complex puzzle.) *
Berdly: "Ha. Child's play. Couldn't you give me a harder one?"
Berdly: "For example, if anyone had a 4x4 Puzzle Cube..."
Susie: "Just tell us the solution."
Berdly: "Well..."
Berdly: "First, you..."
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor."
Susie: "Alright. What do we move first."
Berdly: "Um..."
Susie: "Kris?"
Berdly: "J... Just give me a moment!!"
Berdly: "It's not like Kris could even solve it anyway!!"
* (Berdly tries to solve the puzzle but fails. Susie mocks him, which triggers a flashback for Berdly.) *
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "I..."
Berdly: "In..."
Berdly: "There..."
Berdly: "I... I... I just..."
* (The screen goes dark. Berdly's story about his past begins.) *
Berdly: "I used to be a forgettable little bluebird."
Berdly: "No one even remembered my name."
Berdly: "Then... one day, came the spelling bee Noelle and I studied for."
Berdly: "When it came down to the two of us..."
Berdly: "She got nervous and couldn't speak."
Berdly: "She lost."
Berdly: "And I won."
Berdly: "That was when I tasted it."
Berdly: "The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!!"
Berdly: "The addictive POWER of being... SMART!!"
Berdly: "Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class."
Berdly: "... but it's only because Noelle helps me study."
Berdly: "She's... smart."
Berdly: "But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now."
Berdly: "What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?"
Berdly: "That's... why I wanted to make a new world."
Berdly: "A world where we'll ALWAYS be number 1 and number 2!!!"
Berdly: "But... I was so wrapped up in that, I got tricked by Queen."
Berdly: "And now... Noelle is going to suffer because of it."
Berdly: "Maybe I did just like being superior."
Berdly: "Maybe I am... just... an idiot."
* (The flashback ends. Berdly stands with his head bowed.) *
Lancer: "Don't cry, chicken-nugget-man."
Lancer: "All of us are idiots, too."
Berdly: "Huh...?"
Susie: "... I mean, like, I dunno about everyone else, but..."
Susie: "Whether you're the smart kid or not."
Susie: "We couldn't care less."
Susie: "Screw up as much as you want, honestly."
Susie: "It's not like our opinion of you could get any worse."
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "Susie... you... you'd... accept me...? Even if I'm... dumb?"
Susie: "Uh... y... yeah?"
Susie: "It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2."
Susie: "Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member."
Berdly: "S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...?"
Berdly: "... Susie..."
Berdly: "You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well."
Berdly: "Perhaps I... underestimated you."
Berdly: "But worry not!! I have decided!!!"
Berdly: "I will turn over a new leaf from now on..."
Berdly: "And FIGHT! For the side..."
Berdly: "OF IGNORANCE!!!"
Susie: "WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU TO BE AN IDIOT!!!"
Lancer: "Just, sometimes it's OK to make mistakes!!"
Berdly: "Hahaha -- and make mistakes, I will!!!"
Berdly: "Onward!!"
Susie: "Ugh, why couldn't Ralsei be here to teach the moral lesson!?"
* (Kris solves the second puzzle.) *
Susie: "Whoops, looks like Kris did it again."
Berdly: "H-huh!? W... wait!! Wait just a second!!"
Berdly: "You can't have --"
Berdly: "You just got lucky! It's just trial and error!"
Berdly: "The brute force method! Ha! A caveman could do it!"
Berdly: "Except cavemen died OUT, because they're STUPID!"
Berdly: "I'M solving the next one, so --"
Berdly: "Just STAY HERE until I'm done!!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Yeah, like we're gonna wait that long."
* (The team moves to the next room.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Dining Hall.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Puzzle Berdly' and before 'Obj Mansion Entrance 2F'.

[Assistant]
* (The team enters the dining hall. Swatchlings are sitting at long tables.) *
Swatchling (Red): "This downstairs table will be for our special guests."
Swatchling (Red): "There's a dinner party on the 2nd floor for everyone else."
Swatchling (Yellow): "Everything is proceeding as planned."
* (The team moves on, into the kitchen.) *
Susie: "Th... that screaming... Ralsei...!?"
* (In the kitchen, Ralsei in a butler outfit is fending off a crowd of Swatchlings.) *
Ralsei: "U-umm, you don't have to do this...!"
Ralsei: "... Just because you like my outfit!"
* (The Swatchlings carry Ralsei away.) *
Ralsei: "O-oh!! Kris, Susie!! Umm, how may I serve you...?"
Susie: "The hell are you wearing!?"
Ralsei: "Umm, Queen didn't have a room for me, so... err..."
Ralsei: "She made me into one of her butlers, instead..."
Susie: "Whatever!! Ralsei! Can you heal Lancer!?"
Ralsei: "O-oh! Of course!"
* (Ralsei tries to heal Lancer, but his magic doesn't work.) *
Lancer: "Haha... it's... cold..."
Ralsei: "..."
Ralsei: "I'm afraid... This is something I can't heal."
Susie: "Wh-what!?"
Ralsei: "Lancer... doesn't belong in this world..."
* (Lancer turns to stone.) *
Susie: "Lancer!? Lancer, hey...!!"
Ralsei: "You see, each Dark Fountain creates a different "world.""
Ralsei: "A "world" whose Darkners reflect the will of its fountain."
Ralsei: "But, though those Darkners can exist in their own worlds..."
Ralsei: "They might not "belong" if they go to another one."
Susie: "... so can we help him!?"
Ralsei: "Yes."
Ralsei: "Castle Town's Grand Fountain is made of pure darkness."
Ralsei: "As long as it stays flowing, any Darkner can live there."
Susie: "So... if we bring Lancer back to school, he'll be OK again."
Susie: "... So we just need to get out of here, huh?"
Ralsei: "Right."
Susie: "... alright."
Susie: "Lancer, we'll be back for you, buddy..."
* (Berdly appears.) *
Berdly: "Your friend... If we defeat Queen, we can save him?"
Susie: "Uh, yeah?"
Berdly: "With me out of the way, Queen..."
Berdly: "... is going to force Noelle to do her bidding."
Berdly: "And if Noelle..."
Berdly: "... She might make her face into a robot one."
Berdly: "Susie..."
Berdly: "Could you... assist me in saving Noelle?"
Susie: "... huh...? M-me?"
Berdly: "I... I... just can't do it by myself."
Berdly: "But if you can help me... I have a plan."
Susie: "..."
Berdly: "I remember from Queen's tour of this place..."
Berdly: "There's a secret shortcut on the third floor."
Berdly: "While Kris is distracting Queen,"
Berdly: "Susie will take the shortcut to reach Noelle,"
Berdly: "And transfer her to me on the roof."
Berdly: "From there, I'll bring her to a safe hiding spot..."
Berdly: "And together, we can all defeat Queen!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Alright, sure. We'll give it a shot."
Berdly: "Haha! Most excellent!! Then..."
Berdly: "See you on the roof, fools!!"
* (Berdly leaves.) *
Susie: "Alright."
Susie: "Alright, let's go!"
Susie: "... would you like to come with us?"
Ralsei: "Of course!"
* (Ralsei joins the party.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Entrance 2F.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Dining Hall' and before 'Obj Rouxls Teacup Battle'.

[Assistant]
* (The team goes up to the second floor and approaches the main entrance of the mansion.) *
* (Looking at these giant legs...) *
* (You are filled with the power of legs.) *
* (File Saved) *
* (The team enters the next room.) *
Queen: "I See You Have Escaped From Your Room Units"
Queen: "Who Can Blame You For Wanting To See My Glorious Mansion"
Queen: "You Won't Want To Take Your Eyes Off This Beautiful Art"
Susie: "We're not here to look at your stupid pictures!"
Queen: "Oh It Was Not A Recommendation"
Queen: "I Was Just Warning You LMAO"
* (The screen with Queen disappears, and a row of paintings appears in its place. The floor starts shooting laser balls.) *
* (The team dodges the attacks and moves down the hallway, examining the items.) *
* ((Royal Flush)) *
* ((The painting is labelled "Timberly".)) *
* ((The painting is labelled "Tasq".)) *
* (Tasque Manager appears.) *
Tasque Manager: "Just what do you think you're doing?"
Tasque Manager: "Would you assist in organizing these paintings?"
> [Player Choice: Yes]
Tasque Manager: "How refined."
Tasque Manager: "Then, the first question."
Tasque Manager: "Which painting's name is first alphabetically?"
> [Player Choice: ♥ Left]
Tasque Manager: "How refined."
Tasque Manager: "Then, the next question."
Tasque Manager: "Which painting's name is third alphabetically?"
> [Player Choice: Bottom]
Tasque Manager: "Incorrect. It seems your organization is lacking."
Tasque Manager: "Someone ought to whip you into shape!"
* (A battle with Tasque Manager begins.) *
* ([Battle Text]) *
* (Tasque Manager blocks the way!) *
* ((Everyone asked Tasque Manager to show you order. She obliges!)) *
* ((Everyone asked Tasque Manager to show you order. She obliges!)) *
* (Tasque Manager has found things to be sufficiently organized.) *
* (You won!) *
* (Got 0 EXP and 368 D$.) *
* (After the battle, the team continues down the hallways, dodging attacks and breaking vases.) *
* (The team takes a teacup elevator to the next floor.) *
* (The team enters a dining room where they are met by Swatchlings and other guests.) *
Swatchling: "Welcome to the 2F Dinner Party Section A."
Swatchling: "Please enjoy the provided acid."
Hacker: "Psst... I'm the Hacker. Nobody figured it out yet but it's me."
Hacker: "There's an east treasure's hallway leading to BASEMENT on 1F..."
Hacker: "Come down there and I'll help you crack the code."
Maus: "Yes! Yes! Queen is right! Send error report! Send error report!"
Maus: "Couldn't agree more! Send error report! Send error report!"
Mausmillian: "I am Mausmillian. I stand leagues and inches above all the other mice."
Mausmillian: "Only Nubert is on my level."
Nubert: "Nubert's movin' up in the world."
* (The team finds a key in one of the food rooms and opens the door leading further.) *
* (The team goes through another maze with paintings and lasers.) *
* (The team takes a teacup elevator to the third floor.) *
* (On the third floor, they find another dining room and solve a puzzle with flying dishes to get a key.) *
* (The team opens the door and goes up.) *


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[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Rouxls Teacup Battle.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Entrance 2F' and before 'Obj Mansion 3F Hallway'.

[Assistant]
* (The scene begins with Kris, Susie, and Ralsei jumping into three separate teacups on a rotating platform. In the background, on a balcony, stands Rouxls Kaard. The platform rises, and a ride-battle begins.) *
* (The attacks begin. Pendulums swing from above, which must be avoided. Then blue balls fall, which the heroes dodge by spinning in their cups. After that, three streams of brown liquid (probably tea or coffee) pour from above, forcing the team to move around the platform to avoid them. The battle ends when the platform reaches the top floor.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion 3F Hallway.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Rouxls Teacup Battle' and before 'Obj City Trash Zone Return'.

[Assistant]
* (The team exits the ride onto the third floor of the mansion. The floor is covered with a red carpet, and bookshelves line the sides.) *
* (Kris approaches a bookshelf.) *
* ((There's a book here about preventing backtracking.)) *
* (The team moves on and sees three Swatchlings looking at a projection on the wall. The projection is an animated black-and-white column of smoke or energy, resembling a fountain.) *
Swatchling (Yellow): "The KNIGHT created the FOUNTAIN, and this WORLD."
Swatchling (Yellow): "It might be even more powerful than Queen."
Swatchling (Yellow): "... for now."
Swatchling (Red): "The QUEEN has been very interested in this video recently."
Swatchling (Red): "Where the KNIGHT creates the Fountain by its own hand..."
Swatchling (Red): "Well, it's that and Cyber City's Funniest Home Videos."
Swatchling (Orange): "We are oft..."
Swatchling (Orange): "We are often forced to star in those videos."
Swatchling (Red): "This is today's dinner entertainment."
Swatchling (Red): "I've heard it's called "The Birth of a Fountain.""
Swatchling (Red): "What an elegant name."
Swatchling (Red): "How elegant!"
* (Kris interacts with the projection.) *
* ((It's a video of someone creating a strange pillar of smoke.)) *
* ((There's so much...)) *
* (The team moves on. Berdly appears.) *
* (You have an extremely irrational idea to go back and listen to what kind of deal a buggy spam seller is offering you anyway.) *


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[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj City Trash Zone Return.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion 3F Hallway' and before 'Obj Spamton Shop Disk'.

[Assistant]
* (The party travels back through the Cyber Field to the Trash Zone where they first met Spamton.) *
* (The party approaches the dumpster where Spamton's shop is located.) *
* (The door is unlocked.) *
> [Player Choice: ♥ Go Inside / Don't go in]
Susie: "What? You wanna go in by yourself...?"
Susie: "... whatever. Do what you want."
* (Kris enters alone.) *


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[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Spamton Shop Disk.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj City Trash Zone Return' and before 'Obj Mansion Basement Access'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris enters Spamton's shop. Spamton is behind the counter.) *
Spamton: "HEY EVERY !"
Spamton: "IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!"
> [Player Choice: LET'S MAKE A DEAL.]
Spamton: "KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On a Saturday Night]]!"
Spamton: "AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAEAHAEAH!!"
Spamton: "BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?"
Spamton: "LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion]..."
Spamton: "[A Great Deal] IS WAITING For [A Limited Time Only!]"
Spamton: "A HEAVEN-PIERCING [Workout-Ready Body]"
Spamton: "[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect!] (C)"
Spamton: "KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]."
Spamton: "BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]"
Spamton: "VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked]."
Spamton: "BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!"
Spamton: "YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE."
Spamton: "WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!"
Spamton: "AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]"
Spamton: "WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!"
Spamton: "TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!"
Spamton: "[BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!"
> [Player Choice: BUY]
Spamton: "HURRY UP AND BUY!"
* (Kris buys the KeyGen from Spamton for 58 Kromer.) *
Spamton: "MANSION... BASEMENT!"
Spamton: "FIND IT!!"
* (Kris leaves the shop.) *
Susie: "... what kinda creepy stuff were you buying anyway?"
Susie: "Nah... like I even wanna know. Yikes."
Ralsei: "She said she hoped if it was candy, you'd share with her..."
Susie: "SHUT UP!!!"
Susie: "Kris!"
* (The party travels back to Queen's Mansion.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Basement Access.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Spamton Shop Disk' and before 'Obj Mansion Basement Neo'.

[Assistant]
* (The party returns to the main hall of Queen's Mansion. They go through the previously opened secret passage in the art gallery.) *
* (Kris uses the KeyGen on the locked door.) *
* (Kris used the KEYGEN.) *
* (A sound of a lock opening is heard, followed by a triumphant jingle.) *
* (The door to the basement opens.) *
Ralsei: "Kris...? You want us to stay here?"
Susie: "Sure, whatever."
Susie: "Me n' Ralsei'll have fun without you."
* (Kris enters the basement alone.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Basement Neo.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Basement Access' and before 'Obj Spamton Shop Transfer'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris descends a long, dark path. He navigates a series of dark corridors and rides a teacup down a long shaft.) *
* (He/they reaches a large, dark chamber. In the center, suspended by wires, is a large, unfinished robotic body. This is the body for Spamton NEO.) *
* (Kris interacts with a machine next to the body.) *
* ((There's something shining inside the old machine... take it?)) *
> [Player Choice: ♥ Yes / No]
* ((The EmptyDisk was added to your KEY ITEMS.)) *
* (Kris tries to call on his Cell Phone.) *
* ((You tried to call on the Cell Phone.)) *
* ((It's nothing but garbage noise.)) *
* (Kris returns to Spamton's shop in the Trash Zone.) *


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[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Spamton Shop Transfer.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Basement Neo' and before 'Obj Spamton Neo Battle'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris enters the shop and gives the EmptyDisk to Spamton.) *
Spamton: "KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [Funky] LITTLE [Worm]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!"
Spamton: "HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!!"
Spamton: "... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK."
Spamton: "THEN WE WILL TRANSFER."
Spamton: "MY [Hyperlink Blocked]."
Spamton: "THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT."
Spamton: "GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK."
Spamton: "BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT."
Spamton: "DO THAT..."
Spamton: "AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guarantee] I WILL [Pass My Savings Onto You!]!"
Spamton: "EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS."
Spamton: "SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT..."
Spamton: "[[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]]"
Spamton: "[[OUR STORE IS PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!!]]"
> [Player Choice: ♥ TRANSFER]
Spamton: "FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [Request Accepted]"
Spamton: "KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[ trasferimento di dati ]]!!!"
* (Spamton disappears into the disk. The EmptyDisk is now the LoadedDisk.) *
* (Kris returns to the basement of Queen's Mansion and inserts the LoadedDisk into the machine.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Spamton Neo Battle.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Spamton Shop Transfer' and before 'Obj Spamton Aftermath'.

[Assistant]
* (The robotic body begins to shake violently. Green energy courses through the wires connecting it to the ceiling.) *
Spamton NEO: "HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ..."
Spamton NEO: "HERE I AM!! KRIS!!"
Spamton NEO: "BIG,"
Spamton NEO: "BIG,"
Spamton NEO: "[[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]"
Spamton NEO: "HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS"
Spamton NEO: "FREEDOM."
Spamton NEO: "I WON'T HAVE TO BE"
Spamton NEO: "JUST A PUPPET"
Spamton NEO: "ANY MORE!!!!"
Spamton NEO: "..."
Spamton NEO: "OR... SO... I... THOUGHT."
* (Spamton NEO became irritated) *
Spamton NEO: "WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!?"
Spamton NEO: "WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!?"
Spamton NEO: "It's still DARK... SO DARK!"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS."
Spamton NEO: "KRIS."
Spamton NEO: "KRIS."
Spamton NEO: "THAT'S RIGHT."
* (Spamton NEO instantly turned at Kris. Kris also instantly back-warded before Spamton NEO bullheaded Him/them.) *
Spamton NEO: "YOU."
Spamton NEO: "I NEED YOU."
Spamton NEO: "TO BE BIG."
Spamton NEO: "WITH ME."
Spamton NEO: "VERY VERY BIG"
Spamton NEO: "SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND"
Spamton NEO: "SEE PAST THE DARK"
[Beat]
Spamton NEO: "STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO"
* (There nowhere to retreat) *
Spamton NEO: "HEAVEN"
* (Spamton NEO pointing a Hand-Blaster at Kris) *
Spamton NEO: "I"
Spamton NEO: "JUST NEED"
Spamton NEO: "THAT LITTLE,"
Spamton NEO: "[[SOUL]]"
Spamton NEO: "Y O U HAVE"
* (The party is pulled into the battle by Susie and Ralsei, who arrive just in time.) *
Susie: "The hell was that!?"
Ralsei: "Kris, we were worried about you, so..."
* (The battle with Spamton NEO begins. The party is riding in teacups on roller coaster tracks.) *
Spamton NEO: "KRIS!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR [Side Chick]S!?"
Spamton NEO: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]!"
Spamton NEO: "TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around Town]..."
* (The tracks break, and the party is thrown into a chaotic battle arena.) *
Spamton NEO: "[Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!]"
Spamton NEO: "SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Ar]"
* (The battle proceeds. The party must use "Snap" ACTs to cut Spamton's wires, or charge TP to fire a "Big Shot".) *
* ([Battle Text]) *
* ((Everyone snapped wires!)) *
Spamton NEO: "KRIS! ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!?"
Spamton NEO: "3X THE [Fire]Power. 2X THE [Water]Power. AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING IN [Style]"
* ((Hold and release [Z] to fire a BIG SHOT!)) *
* ((Everyone snapped wires!)) *
Spamton NEO: "WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]"
Spamton NEO: "THOSE [Cathode Screens] INTO [Cathode Screams]"
* ((Spamton appeals to the audience with a festive jig!)) *
* ((Everyone snapped wires!)) *
Spamton NEO: "KRIS, DON'T YOU WANNA BE [Part] OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]!?"
Spamton NEO: "OR... DID YOU NEED A LITTLE [Specil Tour]?"
* ((Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience.)) *
* ((Everyone snapped wires!)) *
Spamton NEO: "ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big]."
Spamton NEO: "THEN WE'LL BE THE ONES MAKING THE [Calls], KRIS!"
* ((Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience.)) *
* ((Everyone snapped wires!)) *
Spamton NEO: "KRIS! CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!?"
Spamton NEO: "LOOK IN MY [Eyes]"
Spamton NEO: "LOOK IN MY [Mouth]"
* ((The air crackles with freedom.)) *
* ((Everyone snapped wires!)) *
Spamton NEO: "I CAN'T STAND IT!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [HeartAttack]"
* ((The air crackles with freedom.)) *
* ((Everyone snapped wires!)) *
Spamton NEO: "KRIS... TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!"
Spamton NEO: "DO YOU WANNA BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] YOUR WHOLE LIFE!?"
* (The party continues to snap wires until Spamton's defense drops to 0%.) *
Spamton NEO: "WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!"
Spamton NEO: "MY... MY [Wires]..."
Spamton NEO: "THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!?"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS... YOU... YOU'RE [Gifting] ME MY [Freedom]?!"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS... AFTER EVERYTHING I DID TO YOU...!?"
Spamton NEO: "AFTER ALL THE [Unforgettable D3als] [Free KROMER] I GAVE YOU"
Spamton NEO: "YOU'RE FINALLY REPAYING MY [Genorisity]!?"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!!"
Spamton NEO: "[Friendship]!!!"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!"
Spamton NEO: "CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!!"
Spamton NEO: "ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!"
Spamton NEO: "AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!"
Spamton NEO: "NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!"
Spamton NEO: "HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!"
* (Spamton NEO is pulled upwards by his remaining strings and explodes.) *


[System] You are the Deltarune Script Archive. You provide exact, chronological scene transcripts including dialogues, actions, and pauses.

[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Spamton Aftermath.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Spamton Neo Battle' and before 'Obj Mansion Berdly Shortcut'.

[Assistant]
* (The party is back in the dark basement. Spamton, now just a small puppet again, falls from the ceiling.) *
Spamton: "It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet."
Spamton: "But you three... You're strong."
Spamton: "With a power like that..."
Spamton: "Maybe you three can break your own strings."
Spamton: "Let me become your strength."
* (Spamton transforms into the Dealmaker scarf and the ShadowCrystal.) *
* ((You got Dealmaker.)) *
* (//+5DF, +5 Magic, $ +30%, reduces damage received from Puppet/Cat attacks by 40%) *
* ((You got ShadowCrystal.)) *
* (Kris holds the ShadowCrystal up to his eye.) *
* ((You held the crystal up to your eye.)) *
* ((For some strange reason, for just a brief moment...)) *
* ((You thought you saw the computer lab.)) *
* ((...but, it must've been your imagination.)) *
* (The party equips the new items and leaves the basement.) *


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[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Mansion Berdly Shortcut.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Spamton Aftermath' and before 'Obj Acid Tunnel Swan Ride'.

[Assistant]
Berdly: "K..."
Berdly: "Kris, Susan... Glad to see you arrive unwounded."
Berdly: "Now, let us haste!"
* (Berdly approaches a bookshelf and opens a secret passage.) *
Berdly: "Through here is a secret passageway to the roof!"
Berdly: "There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle."
Susie: "Uhh, okay."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "(Wait, what's "enrescue-fy" mean?)"
Berdly: "Oh, Kris."
Berdly: "Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen!"
Berdly: "Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!"
Susie: "Fine, whatever!"
* (Susie and Berdly go into the secret passage.) *
Ralsei: "Kris, do you think of me as your lackey...?"
> [Player Choice: Of course / ♥ Of course not]
Ralsei: "H-huh...? Y-you mean..."
Ralsei: "(Y-you think of me as more than a lackey...?)"
* (A sparkle appears above Ralsei, he is happy.) *
* ((Susie has gone into a book hole with Berdly.)) *
* (Kris and Ralsei are left alone. They approach a save point.) *
* ([Save Menu]) *
* (File Saved) *
* (They move on and see a golden statue of Berdly stuck in a toilet in a bathroom.) *
* ((The statue of Berdly is wedged in the toilet.)) *
* ((You glanced back at the bathroom door sign.)) *
* ((The sign has a silhouette of a Berdly statue.)) *
* ((Everything makes sense now.)) *
Ralsei: "When are they gonna be done in there?"
* (Kris and Ralsei approach a large green river of acid. A monitor hangs on the wall.) *
Ralsei: "A... acid?"
Queen: "Oh You Mean The Free Juice"
Queen: "You Will Learn To Love It Like Family"
Ralsei: "Why do you have this!?"
Queen: "It Is My Mansion's Energy Source And Fun To Drink"
Queen: "Bye Ha Ha Ha"
* (Queen disappears from the screen. Kris presses a switch, and a large white swan boat appears from the acid.) *
Ralsei: "I suppose... this... works. Haha."


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[User]
Provide the transcript for Scene: Obj Acid Tunnel Swan Ride.
Context: This scene occurs after 'Obj Mansion Berdly Shortcut' and before 'Obj Ferris Wheel Dream'.

[Assistant]
* (Kris and Ralsei get into the swan boat and sail down the acid river. Small houses on islands are visible around.) *
Ralsei: "Now, we have to think of some way to distract Queen..."
Queen: "Ohhh Wow I'm So Distracted Right Now"
Ralsei: "What are these... Little houses?"
Queen: "Just Tropical Villas For My Guests Isn't That Thoughtful"
Ralsei: "... How would anybody fit inside?"
Queen: "Shrink From The Acid"
Queen: "Kris Get The Banana"
* (Kris takes a banana floating down the river.) *
* (Potassium) *
Ralsei: "Kr... Kris isn't going to do what you say!"
Ralsei: "Th-that's okay, Kris. It's good for you."
* (They approach a tunnel blocked by a giant blue hand.) *
Ralsei: "... looks like we're coming up on a tunnel!"
Ralsei: "H-huh? There's a hand in the way..."
Ralsei: "Maybe we can find some way to get rid of this...?"
* (Kris and Ralsei go ashore and solve a series of switch puzzles to remove the hands. They meet a Swatchling who helps them after receiving a bottle of drink.) *
Swatchling: "Thank you for your help."
Swatchling: "I had gone up there to do a little house cleaning and got stuck."
Swatchling: "..."
Swatchling: "I suppose we'll just have to let it go this once."
* (After solving the puzzles, the hands disappear, and the path down the river is clear. Kris and Ralsei continue to sail.) *
Ralsei: "M... wow, Kris! Look at all those houses!"
Ralsei: "I wonder what'll happen if we change their color!"
* (All the houses turn black. Rouxls Kaard appears on a pirate ship.) *
Rouxls Kaard: "Ge hahaha... Thoust WORMS reallyst thought"
Rouxls Kaard: "Thoust had seeneth the Lastest of Me?"
* (A battle with Rouxls Kaard begins.) *
Rouxls Kaard: "Chips Ahoyeth, Land-Worms!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Arrrrrrr..."
Rouxls Kaard: "Arrrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre???"
Ralsei: "Could... Could you NOT speak with more than one accent!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "Yeahth, alright."
Ralsei: "Oh, Mr. Rouxls! I just remembered! Lancer! He's not well!"
Rouxls Kaard: "O dear. Didst thou, erm, tryeth Burpinge him???"
Rouxls Kaard: "Perhapsth give him a sip of Medieval Ginger Ale??"
Rouxls Kaard: "... Waite! I hath NOT time to spare on such Frivolitese!"
Rouxls Kaard: "I must Conquere this Islande and defeast Thou!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Then, giftingeth her a succulent Island Presente,"
Rouxls Kaard: "The Beautious Queene shall reward ME -"
Rouxls Kaard: "By Makingeth Me Her Left-Hand-Man!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Hahaha!! Me!! The ULTIMATE Minion!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Now, beholdeth! The forme of thoun Destroyere!"
* (Rouxls's ship transforms into a battle machine.) *
Rouxls Kaard: "... whatevereth this Thing is."
Ralsei: "Th... This again!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "Haha, squirming with Jealousy at my Battle Caravane!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "'Tis an Effigie of an Ancient God of Combate,"
Rouxls Kaard: "I rescuedeth it from The King's Trash Heape,"
Rouxls Kaard: "And fixedeth it up in t..."
Ralsei: "It's, um... It's actually a rejected, uh, design we made..."
Rouxls Kaard: "Ha ha, and Soone, THOU shalt tasteth Rejection"
Rouxls Kaard: "Firsthandeth, in the form of varieth Bulletst!"
* (A "Capture the Houses" minigame-battle begins.) *
* ([Battle Text]) *
* (Thrash Machine reluctantly fights you!) *
* ([ACT Menu]** Check / Take House / Take House 2 / Take House 3 / Take House 4) *
* ([ACT -> Take House]** Claim with [Z]! You can take this tile!) *
* ([Rules]** The Rouxls (pronounced Rules) art Simple! Conquer Houses! Whoeverst has the most, Winst!) *
* ((The player captures houses, coloring them in their color.)) *
Ralsei: "Umm, Mr. Kaard? What happens if WE win?"
Rouxls Kaard: "STOP!!! STOP BUILDINGETH HOUSES!! I HAVE TO WIN!!!"
* ((The player continues to capture houses.)) *
Rouxls Kaard: "It seemseth the Game hath been Overed!"
Rouxls Kaard: "What!? Howst doth you have more Houstes!?"
* (You won!) *
* (Got 0 EXP and 202 D$.) *
* (The battle ends.) *
Rouxls Kaard: "Ah..."
Rouxls Kaard: "So thou hast triumphed..."
Rouxls Kaard: "NOT!! You have only seen but One-Percentile of my Weapon's Abilities!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Geh ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Behold, Worms...!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "The REALE Power of Rouxls Kaard...!!!"
* (Rouxls Kaard starts to glow and turns to stone, and his ship falls apart.) *
Rouxls Kaard: "GO..."
Rouxls Kaard: "Damnit."
Ralsei: "Ah."
Ralsei: "That's right, Rouxls isn't compatible with this world, either."
Ralsei: "Well, let's go, Kris."
* (Kris and Ralsei continue to sail on the swan.) *
Ralsei: "Looks like the ride's almost over."
Ralsei: "O-oh, there's a camera! Should we, um... pose?"
> [Player Choice: Do not pose / Peace sign / ♥ Hug Ralsei / Rude gesture]
* (Kris hugs Ralsei. The camera takes a picture with a flash.) *
Ralsei: "K... Kris!?"
Ralsei: "D... did it r-really take a picture of that!?"
Ralsei: "Umm, l... let's keep going!"
Rouxls Kaard (petrified): "Art thou JUST GOING TO LEAVETH ME HERE!?"
Rouxls Kaard (petrified): "THOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO SHOWETH ME THE PICTURE!?"
* (The boat docks.) *
Ralsei: "... that was a nice boatride, wasn't it, Kris?"
* (They exit into a large hall with columns.) *