What? She was EATING the chalk??? R... really...? Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris? L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids... So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying. ... Huh? You're telling the truth? Seriously? ... Umm, then... what color chalk does she like? And, do you think she likes the thin or the thick kind...? (Wait, maybe making her a lunchbox full of chalk is stupid...)