Little buddy! You aren't gonna BELIEVE this!! I'VE!!! Got a GIRLFRIEND!!! Asriel!! You've GOT to tell Asriel RIGHT NOW!! He's gonna be so proud of me!!! ... Huh? What's she look like? Ah, Little BUDDY. How do I put it... I... I... don't actually know!! I haven't met her in real life!! But from her online profile... God, Little Buddy. She must be STACKED.