[User] Oh, come on, Wait, we'll look at you. You're sexy. I mean, yeah, I could put on some finer clothes and maybe not wear so much food, but um, yeah. I'm still going to be this. You know, when we were going out, people would say, what's that hot girl doing with that nose with sneakers? Here we are with fifteen years later, and I'm still the same old guy. And you're dressing all hot and look at all great. And I don't know. But what are you looking for? Somebody in your own league?

[Assistant] You really think I'm looking?


[User] You really think I'm looking?

[Assistant] What am I supposed to think when you go out dressed Wonder Woman?


[User] What am I supposed to think when you go out dressed Wonder Woman?

[Assistant] I dressed the way I dress because I am a housewife, which is great, and I love that, but I don't always want to dress like a housewife that has nothing to do with me wanting to get away from you. Most of the time. And, you know, you can put yourself down all you want, but you are very good looking.


[User] I tore. Yeah, yeah. You see it? I tore some.

[Assistant] You have to go. No option. I have to get a sleep.


[User] You see, they don't stop because I'm Latino.

[Assistant] Or because I was just a yellow car. My dad is going to freak out. You have to take the blame for this.


[User] Why me?

[Assistant] Ah, because he'll never get mad at you. He totally puts you on a pedestal.


[User] We're not going to do this right now.

[Assistant] Listen to me. You robbed me of five years of my son's life. What gave you the right to do that? You see, I'm decorating and I'm seeing pictures of him all over the place. and that's all I'm ever going to see of him at this age.


[User] Listen to me. You robbed me of five years of my son's life. What gave you the right to do that? You see, I'm decorating and I'm seeing pictures of him all over the place. and that's all I'm ever going to see of him at this age.

[Assistant] That's right. Well, you should have called me back because I called you three times four times. and you never call me back. What was I supposed to do? what?


[User] You know, leave me.

[Assistant] The message on your answer machine. Hey, cross me is Jasmine. I'm frightened and call me back, yeah.


[User] Thing would have been better than what you did.

[Assistant] You know what? After the third call, I realized I want you to call back. I had this big, serious thing to do, Have a baby and raise that baby. And what I didn't need was some flaky guy in the picture, hey?


[User] It's my son. You don't get to just make those decisions.

[Assistant] Believe me, I don't get. That's my son too. I gave birth to him. Okay, all of a sudden. Now you wanna play daddy? What kind of father takes a sum on a play date and leaves them with a stranger and.


[User] For you, what's this? What is there? No, no, no.  I don't All the next can be with it.

[Assistant] Chopped slice, shred. Need, blend, puree, huh? And isn't that exciting? I just feel like we have to stop ordering out all the time, you know? and just.


[User] Are you okay? Bar.

[Assistant] Somebody here. Excuse me. No, no, do you?


[User] Oh, famous gap. She's not gonna.

[Assistant] I don't know there. Ah, hug you. It's social. Like you get a sticker job job, oh.


[User] Right? We're gonna passen up. Um, it's kind of weird that we haven't met yet, do you think?

[Assistant] Crosby, Hobby, kressby crisby cross me, sit down. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe Deborah could even, you know, I'm sleepy.


[User] Are you gonna sleep over this one?

[Assistant] I've never, I've never had one before, but it's, it's probably worth a lot of stickers because it's extremely social, right, yeah.


[User] Well, I have been nothing but respectful towards you and Lena and the family, and I've accepted your lifestyle.

[Assistant] My lifestyle.


[User] My lifestyle.

[Assistant] You know, I'm really trying to hear stuff. I'm trying to make it right by you, so. Cut me a little slack, would you?


[User] So I can throw it all out.

[Assistant] You have a problem. You know what your problem is That tape.


[User] Yes, it is. You think all these gifts mean as much to me as your precious tape means to you?

[Assistant] The tip doesn't mean anything to me. You just saw me throw it in the garbage.


[User] You know, they actually don't have freebies.

[Assistant] If I was a rat, I'd be so annoyed. Like seriously, universe, like, and then something cuter like a hamster. Oh, or a mouse? That would have been so cute. Having those little umbrellas or a little out? I was not anymore. I could make something. Do you know where I would rent some?


[User] Still I?

[Assistant] I don't think anybody's home here. Hang onto this.


[User] I got to jump. All right, let's hear it.

[Assistant] Surfers, Bologna, Royal Court, Jester, at your service. I understand there's a little Princess Uzi made. Your honour said that the clown doesn't fit the prince's thing, but mere fix. Then a court jester is right as rain.


[User] There goes a theory that an English accent makes everyone sound smart.

[Assistant] Oh, come on. It's going to be a boring party without any entertainment.


[User] I agree, which is why I hired a princess. Cue the gas.

[Assistant] How could you do that? How dare you? Entertaining and delighting children is who I am.


[User] But don't, don't you want to keep some of this stuff?

[Assistant] Sweetheart, honestly, take whatever you want. I don't begrudge you wanting to take something of your father's, but I really don't see any point to keep his shoe horn and a walking stick.


[User] Happy birthday.

[Assistant] What, what is this? Wow, we're in a. What is this?


[User] He's probably just not going to depression.

[Assistant] I really thought that we could get through this. And just don't know. Cause much. I'm sorry. Last thing you want to hear of that are my problems. I'm really sorry that you had to put myself at.


[User] It's like a couple weeks, uh.

[Assistant] A couple of weeks. Excuse me. What about the dorm and the college that I'm is the worst. I'm like, no, I'm taking you back to the blanket, always with the sister's couch When I am paying momley, it's on a.


[User] Through something crazy, we're trying to, you know, here you can get.

[Assistant] A college that I pay for it. Let's go. I want you to come right now. You can get the rest of your stuff later. I got you a nice appliance too. I'm not even going to give it.


[User] Listen. To everybody, I just want to say.

[Assistant] Really, right? It's Ok. You don't have to apologize again.


[User] And I am a stupid, stupid doctor.

[Assistant] Really, it really is. Okay, I wasn't even gonna say anything.


[User] See, see, it did bother.

[Assistant] You really don't obsess about this. It was a great day. I'm proud of you and. We don't need to talk about it anymore, okay?


[User] Yes, I made, I made it, but.

[Assistant] These are my, this is my work. I can't believe you're so mad that I put on lipstick to go on a casual dinner with Carl that you messed with all my photos.


[User] You're right. I'm a Halloween obsessed child, man.

[Assistant] Do you want to feel better? I took zombies to work, Ok? and it died so hard. Oh my God. To be pity by Margaret.


[User] Rude awakening, Clary. You think you're the fun, loving dad? putting smiles on faces, keeping childhood alive. Turns out you're just the weird guy barreling down a driveway and a pumpkin tank.

[Assistant] Bill. I command you to stop speaking like that.


[User] Oh, come on, turn around. Seriously, it's good.

[Assistant] Wonder Woman.


[User] Wonder Woman.

[Assistant] Yes, and I have plans for you. Who cares what anybody thinks? Screw the kids. Screw everybody at work. We'll give up Halloween when we are good and ready.


[User] I don't say where, where, where.

[Assistant] You're sounding like that right now.


[User] You're sounding like that right now.

[Assistant] That's because I just said where, where, where? Listen, bad stuff happens to me. Okay, I don't imagine these things. I'm just reporting the fact.


[User] That's because I just said where, where, where? Listen, bad stuff happens to me. Okay, I don't imagine these things. I'm just reporting the fact.

[Assistant] The fact is, you love to suffer. That's why you were so mad about having to leave yourparents'.


[User] The fact is, you love to suffer. That's why you were so mad about having to leave yourparents'.

[Assistant] Are you out of your mind? I couldn't wait to get out of there.


[User] Are you out of your mind? I couldn't wait to get out of there.

[Assistant] But really, you don't seem so happy to be here.


[User] Well, I could see how that's be a little awkward. Don't worry, I know what to say, but what?

[Assistant] Stop it, well. Just stop it. I blew it. It's over. She'll never take me.


[User] Stop it, well. Just stop it. I blew it. It's over. She'll never take me.

[Assistant] We are not giving up. We could still work this.


[User] We are not giving up. We could still work this.

[Assistant] When you let it go, All right. it's my life. I'll do what I want.


[User] Hey. I got a speeding ticket.

[Assistant] Well, I, I've got to speak and take it, too.


[User] Baseball, I'm talking about baseball.

[Assistant] Don't flatter yourself. I am thrilled, thrilled with how my life turned out and good for you.


[User] Oh, come on, my.

[Assistant] All right, I was hungry. I know of you, Jumbo. I don't want to.


[User] All right, I was hungry. I know of you, Jumbo. I don't want to.

[Assistant] What about you, diet? Come on. I was supporting you.


[User] What about you, diet? Come on. I was supporting you.

[Assistant] You said I should do whatever it was. It makes me happy.


[User] You said I should do whatever it was. It makes me happy.

[Assistant] Yes, I did. But I don't know that.


[User] Yes, I did. But I don't know that.

[Assistant] You know what makes me happy? But it makes me happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And. Do you have? Oh, um. Cheese is good for restaurant food.


[User] sometimes I have a hard time saying what I want,especially with, um, men,also women, a little bit of children.

[Assistant] I think I'm having a,I think I'm having a harder time with this whole stay athome dad thing,much harder than I'm letting on to Cape.the thing is, I loved my joband I love getting dressed up for it. I lovemaking coffee to take to it. I love doing it,you know, and I love my kids. but if I'm being honest,


[User] You don't inherit free and clear until you're twentyfive. The language is very specific.

[Assistant] This is just like bureaucratic bullshit. And how am I supposed to move to Europe and fucking ripen when you won't give me my money?


[User] Hey, uncle, can you little boy play with us, sure.

[Assistant] So boy.


[User] Yeah, we need a fifth play for duck duck Goose. Want to play?

[Assistant] Son, I've parted with teams. I once had a chest hair. I'm a young, young man.


[User] Sorry, you just look like a little kid playing with the flowers.

[Assistant] I work here. I work with the flowers. I'm thirteen.


[User] I'm guessing you haven't been to a meeting.

[Assistant] Nowhere, what am I supposed to do? Find a rack home with a whiskey problem.


[User] Checkout line. There are alcoholics everywhere, even in the wilderness.

[Assistant] After four years of sobriety, I like to think I could go a week without a.


[User] Just a minute. Let me loosen up here.

[Assistant] John and Buckle, though, you put on your elastic band.


[User] Go, go, come on.

[Assistant] All right. I house my aunts, my birthday.


[User] All right. I house my aunts, my birthday.

[Assistant] Okay, let's get the presence.


[User] You do just great. All we're the ones that need to do better.

[Assistant] And you know what? You give great hugs hang. We taught him that.


[User] Well, too bad it isn't exactly a skill.

[Assistant] Or is it? Mutton busting.


[User] You're my mom. That means nothing.

[Assistant] Okay. How's this? Women love confidence. Oh, I used to love when Steve would make a big, confident entrance. He used to walk right in and take what he wanted. From the refrigerator.


[User] There is some cream of wheat for the boys. You want some? I mix them all.

[Assistant] Relax, okay, see this? This cream of wheat that you want to find you what to stay with me? Alright, now here's you guys in Italy. see all hot and heavy.


[User] Relax, okay, see this? This cream of wheat that you want to find you what to stay with me? Alright, now here's you guys in Italy. see all hot and heavy.

[Assistant] Oh no, that's too much.


[User] That's right. You can't people like that, right?

[Assistant] No, turn it down.


[User] Well, what's going to happen to Robert and Stephanie? if I keep it like that?

[Assistant] They're gonna get all dried out and crusty.


[User] They're gonna get all dried out and crusty.

[Assistant] Right? Right, Robbie, you wanted to lash. You got it. You got to cool things down a little. Like this.


[User] Anniversary, gosh, I am so sorry. I forgot yesterday, but I love you. and I hope that this makes up for it.

[Assistant] Oh, thank you. You did, Mitchell. A belt buckle. I love it.


[User] The general election is not for a year. People will have forgotten your fight with Corona. And you know what? Let the party go down in flames is people like you who should rise in its place.

[Assistant] And where am I? a guy that wants to score political points? because I caught my opponent with her skirt. Still have to live with myself. You know, when my family came to California, the state was the envy of a country that was the envy of the world. And I want to get us back there. but I can't do that like this.


[User] Just to go warn. Okay, listen, I got four hundred and fifty right here. That was the price Polly and I agreed on so.

[Assistant] Four, fifty. Yeah, that's a deal out. No, no, no. No, look, I can't go for fifty on this with this is a nineteen sixtyfive mint condition. G T O grill. And where are you gonna find something like that?


[User] Here. Here is where I'm going to find it. That's what Pauline and I agreed on. That's why I drove five hundred miles to get here. That right here. This is where I'm going to do it.

[Assistant] Look here. I, I cannot let this go for four hundred and fifty dollars.


[User] Polly and I have a deal like.

[Assistant] Forget Polly, Polly is not here. That.


[User] And Zassat friend said it. so it must be true.

[Assistant] Ethan said that I will talk to the school.


[User] Ethan said that I will talk to the school.

[Assistant] And it's won't make you, are it.


[User] And it's won't make you, are it.

[Assistant] Listen, I know this is rough bunny, buddy, but this is, it's.


[User] Listen, I know this is rough bunny, buddy, but this is, it's.

[Assistant] I know, Julia, you said it a million times.


[User] I know, Julia, you said it a million times.

[Assistant] Can we talk about this, buddy?


[User] Can we talk about this, buddy?

[Assistant] Why did you say I was smart? When I'm dumb.


[User] I'm going to go check on the growth.

[Assistant] Where's margol? Where is she? I'm going to call Dr Adler Ah.


[User] Are catastrophizing.

[Assistant] Places attract the absolute dregs of society, the most desperate and the most dangerous. The reason I charge two hundred dollars an hour is to keep those kinds of people out of my office well.


[User] The spice is just fine for me. I gotta be honest with it for that.

[Assistant] And Everest over here wants to keep things. Just premises in fives are wild thirty. Side.


[User] And if it's not, it is not your fault.

[Assistant] Did you know that I've been referring to this baby as a virus?


[User] Did you know that I've been referring to this baby as a virus?

[Assistant] Well, it has been making you throw up like a virus.


[User] Well, it has been making you throw up like a virus.

[Assistant] No, I did this. Okay, I wished this away. I like killed it with my mind or something. like I was some kind of weird witch I. Sorry, it didn't.


[User] chips.chips, carrot sticks. the cooler from the basement. cake server.

[Assistant] no adventure.a journey to distant lands is the two of us.yeah, like we used to,except no youth hostels.


[User] no adventure.a journey to distant lands is the two of us.yeah, like we used to,except no youth hostels.

[Assistant] oh my god. that reckon India.the roach is for the size of my leg.


[User] someplace a little Lux,pink size bed, hot showers,room service.

[Assistant] but we are not going on a cruise.I will not be trapped on a floating skyscraper withbad buffets and mysterious fatal diseases.


[User] Yes, well, let me hear the rest of it.

[Assistant] I hate that you'd treat me like I'm my daughter's age. I'm a grown ass man. And if I didn't have a recession where I couldn't afford to pay my team, I'd be up here.


[User] He has nothing to do with.

[Assistant] He has everything to do with this, Holly. I mean, that's why you're here, isn't it? You're trying to preserve some perverted idea of a life. the two of you shared Go to help. Do you want to know why I left? Do you want to know why I left? Holly? Do you want to know how? Because you were never really mine. I mean, William was always there between us.


[User] He has everything to do with this, Holly. I mean, that's why you're here, isn't it? You're trying to preserve some perverted idea of a life. the two of you shared Go to help. Do you want to know why I left? Do you want to know why I left? Holly? Do you want to know how? Because you were never really mine. I mean, William was always there between us.

[Assistant] But at least he was there, which is more than I can say for.


[User] Yes, I'm going out tonight. Didn't I tell you?

[Assistant] Oh no, really? You look Grace, where are you going, really?


[User] Uh, what truth?

[Assistant] The truth about why, why all of this? Why did he come here? Why did he leave? Freddie wanted me. He pursued me. He cooked dinner for me. He asked me to go on the road with.


[User] You know, guys, guys do that not.

[Assistant] Brodie. Justin, his face would light up every time I came into a room, I, I could feel his heart beating faster When I got near him, it was practically jumping out of his shirt. If he doesn't love me, then I'm crazy and and fine. If I am, then then just commit me.


[User] Jews use a muscle energy, bacon being hurt.

[Assistant] Oh. Thank you. Chris, why don't you pass the toast around? See, I got wheat toast and white toast and raisin and crust and crust list.


[User] Um, please stop because you can't fix this.

[Assistant] You and Scottie are so happy together. You have a great relationship, oh.


[User] You have to work it out. Kevin, you have to work it out. You have to try.

[Assistant] Why so? I end up like you and dad and all the all due respect, I don't want your marriage. In fact, I did everything I could to choose someone who I thought was as different from that as possible.


[User] Oh my God. You think I'm gay?

[Assistant] Ya. Are you?


[User] Ya. Are you?

[Assistant] No, I'm not a lesbian. I'm a florist, what?


[User] But if the best treatment is, they are, then that's where she needs to be.

[Assistant] If I thought that were true, I would be helping her pack right now. I don't think it's rightful.


[User] If I thought that were true, I would be helping her pack right now. I don't think it's rightful.

[Assistant] She is my wife. We're going to do whatever is best on.


[User] Info on the posse. My daughter's running around me.

[Assistant] The one in the blue ensemble is my little sister and all complaints must be in writing. Is it daughter settling in, okay?


[User] Me too. Come on, let's get out there.

[Assistant] Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I'm not feeling right here.


[User] You know, they listen to you.

[Assistant] Because. I have great ideas because my fingers on the pulse and because they have to every day when I do the morning announcements. Oh, no, that's it. I'll use the morning announcements to reintroduce myself to the school. Then how could they not vote for me and?


[User] you can't just go aroundtrying to poison everyone who's mean to us.it's not good.

[Assistant] he was threatening my family and my baby.and he's out to break you. and I'm sorry,honey, but I'm just not gonna let that happen.I mean, he's a sociopath or a psychopath at least.


[User] I don't remember.

[Assistant] You went to her first because you couldn't wait to take her side over mine.


[User] You went to her first because you couldn't wait to take her side over mine.

[Assistant] Um, but no one side.


[User] Um, but no one side.

[Assistant] Obviously, don't love me the way I love you. get out.


[User] Obviously, don't love me the way I love you. get out.

[Assistant] And by the family side.


[User] And by the family side.

[Assistant] Throw it off, right?


[User] I just need you to shift your focus, okay?

[Assistant] Let's know where he go.


[User] Yes, Max, that's a very good point. Let's think of all the places you were the day you lost it. We'll make a list. We'll do it together. Alright, let me grab a pen, max. Alright, tell you what, you can have your book. Okay, okay.

[Assistant] Moh Teta pen's. Not for writing. That pen is for cover.


[User] Moh Teta pen's. Not for writing. That pen is for cover.

[Assistant] Ah, put it right back. That's nobody. If you were in your room. You are intention to buy another one.


[User] Oh, hi, honey. I've been out of cell range for most of the day. I want to check in, see how you're doing.

[Assistant] Oh. Great, great. The air, the, the trees. moss only grows on the north side of trees, right? I feel like I might be walking in circles. Is there something called fools, Moss and?


[User] I don't know. You sound out of breath, everything, okay?

[Assistant] No clear. I'm worried that a bear or even a family of bears. This is hunting me. Of course. I'm Ok. I'm only been out here for a couple of hours. What kind of man do you think I am?


[User] Maybe you should let Grandma and Grandpa help us buy a new car. I'm just saying.

[Assistant] You too. And just say, hey, come here for a second. I want to explain to you why I don't want to do that. In this family. We take care of ourselves and we don't expect other people to help us. Which is why by the time I was your age, I knew how to change a tire and. Ah. Make a casserole.


[User] That's the second thing people say when something's dead.

[Assistant] My hairdresser brother has three kids. They live in the country. They were so happy to have the dog. They gave me. a jar of pickles. Is that also what they say when something is dead, really? Look, look how happy they are. Instead of him being tied to a tree outside with no one to talk to.


[User] It worked out this time. But don't forget, the stealing is against the law. now, maybe in Colombia.

[Assistant] Here we go. Because in Colombia, we trip over goats and we kill people in the street. Do you know how offensive that is? Like we are bad. All the.


[User] One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[Assistant] Since I was the only one in class, he let me say the Black Pledge of Allegiance.


[User] One a nation.

[Assistant] The roof hitting.


[User] Modification.

[Assistant] Where on the move? Nothing can stop us now.


[User] Where on the move? Nothing can stop us now.

[Assistant] The lunch be saying aqua buggy. After that, we got down to serious business.


[User] All right, class, first up. And giving you a quiz. Um, Pearl Harbor.

[Assistant] What Mrs Murano didn't have a quiz planned for today.


[User] The cops don't have anything. Hey, why do you think they're trying to get us to talk?

[Assistant] He said, I can go to jail for eleven years for kidnapping eleven years, just because I wanted to hold my baby.


[User] Robert's lawyers aren't going to let that.

[Assistant] Robbers always aren't looking out for me. They are looking out for you. They don't care about the brown girl. They throw me on the bus. The first chance I get just to save your ass.


[User] Being a paramedic, what I want to do, and it took me a long time to figure it out. So if that means pulling doubles or working on a night shift where I can't go bowling, that's what I'm going to do it.

[Assistant] Okay, but if she feels neglected and starts looking for comfort elsewhere and maybe a funnier, slightly more desperate man in uniform. Don't say I didn't mourn. You are.


[User] Oh, no, no, no, no. Can't be amazed. Too late. I mean, because I drove up here from Berkeley, California. cause, you know, Polly and I had agreed on a price in time.

[Assistant] This is not Paul's place. Do you see Paul? Is name anywhere up there? now? it says Ernie's salvage yard.


[User] Thing to keep the peace.

[Assistant] Well, if I could afford it, I might just try. Lou tells me we're in default on our loan and the bank can call it in at any time.


[User] Happy Valentine's Day, my loves.

[Assistant] Oh, thank you. I love this. What is it?


[User] It's the actual porch swing where we had our first kiss. Check it out. The carvings are still on the back from twenty five years ago.

[Assistant] Oh my gosh, Phil heart's Claire. Oh, like this is gonna look so great out on our porch. I can't believe you did this.


[User] It's a little more sass in the neck.

[Assistant] Oh my gosh. that's all. What are you doing here? What about the lecturer?


[User] Oh my gosh. that's all. What are you doing here? What about the lecturer?

[Assistant] Well, it was deadly. Yeah, I'm getting old before my time. Please take me with you. Will make me young again.


[User] Well, it was deadly. Yeah, I'm getting old before my time. Please take me with you. Will make me young again.

[Assistant] And gosh, we're so happy you're here. Really did. Yeah, awesome.


[User] Check you out. Still going strong.

[Assistant] You know what? I think I'm just feeding off the energy because I haven't felt this awake at home on just a second. Yo blue guy. Hey, blue shirt. What's up, bro? Hey, you're looking at me. What do you want to do? You want to dance? What is he staring at me and?


[User] You know what? I think I'm just feeding off the energy because I haven't felt this awake at home on just a second. Yo blue guy. Hey, blue shirt. What's up, bro? Hey, you're looking at me. What do you want to do? You want to dance? What is he staring at me and?

[Assistant] You know, so I don't think he was looking at you.


[User] And it seems like he's looking at me.

[Assistant] What are you getting all tired?


[User] What are you getting all tired?

[Assistant] Ah, please get a tired guy. Do this, dad. Okay, I love these guys. Oh, does you know Darrell Darrell's mom was the runner up in the Miss Illinois pageant? And I do know and do the year I graduated, girls'bomb was hot.


[User] Fantastic camp. I think he might be hitting that wall.

[Assistant] No, no, no. I'm fine. I would just, this is class Serena. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. point of me. I'll rip your finger off the feet until you're ready to go out.


[User] But that is a mirror. And I knew the sweater. maybe look bustin.

[Assistant] Why, why, why, Why is my handshaking? And somebody puts something in my drink. I just wanted you Ritalin addicted millennial scooter jockeys dose me, huh? But you think you could take the street down to you? Yeah, well, guess what? I'm a rambling. That's right. I was here before you were born, and I'll be here after you're gone.


[User] Why, why, why, Why is my handshaking? And somebody puts something in my drink. I just wanted you Ritalin addicted millennial scooter jockeys dose me, huh? But you think you could take the street down to you? Yeah, well, guess what? I'm a rambling. That's right. I was here before you were born, and I'll be here after you're gone.

[Assistant] Yeah, he gets like this. He just needs a nap. Nap, tongue, Napa.


[User] Yeah, he gets like this. He just needs a nap. Nap, tongue, Napa.

[Assistant] I don't want to go though. I like my new friends. I know you guys like me because I like you. I want to say, hey, and I'm really sorry about.


[User] when I was in 5th grade, I thought I had a big head.

[Assistant] hahaha. like thisshe wore here. just try and hide it.what I say,


[User] we have a terrific manny.

[Assistant] oh, I can't imagine not raising my own kids.so this is a backyard.look how big.you should bring your boy out.and band could toss around the footballwithout the fences. it's almost a regulation field.


[User] And where my last quarter contribution report has migrated to it, I do not know.

[Assistant] Oh, well, you can't blame Evan for that, oh.


[User] Oh, well, you can't blame Evan for that, oh.

[Assistant] You gotta be late for my meeting at the center about tonight's benefit. Oh, could I have picked a worse time to be raising money, mom?


[User] I'm staying here. Watching the game.

[Assistant] No, no, no, no. You volunteered us to help.


[User] He was scared.

[Assistant] There's a person there. I don't know the whole story. I don't think that I can just toss someone into prison.


[User] Ah, for God's sake, north. I told you that in confidence. not so you could broadcast it to an entire room full of.

[Assistant] A room of what? Strangers. Karl, these are not strangers.


[User] why do I even care? I mean,

[Assistant] haha, I don't care.he just stands there with his smile and his shoulders.well, guess what? we all have smiles and shoulders, you know?


[User] haha, I don't care.he just stands there with his smile and his shoulders.well, guess what? we all have smiles and shoulders, you know?

[Assistant] here you go. have a good night.hey, everything OK here?


[User] I give you nine years, Victor. I, I championed you for nine years. and you can't give me, You can't give me three months.

[Assistant] She's not a bad to walk.


[User] It's nice about B.

[Assistant] This is about a family.


[User] This is about a family.

[Assistant] It was about the, it was about the work when you were working. It was about the work when you were working. And I was there for you. I supported you. I worked over every deposition you had. I was there in a champion. Every trial.


[User] It was about the, it was about the work when you were working. It was about the work when you were working. And I was there for you. I supported you. I worked over every deposition you had. I was there in a champion. Every trial.

[Assistant] Every trial I was sharing in your joy on this project, Joy. But we're going to a family crisis right now, okay? Okay, feel like you're not there.


[User] I'm just walking into my house.

[Assistant] Don't you take another step?


[User] Don't you take another step?

[Assistant] The hell are you talking about?


[User] You have two sets of books.

[Assistant] The one I let her find had stuff in it that I knew she'd want to read. Like, um, how good her eggplant Poma Jean was.


[User] I'm not going to let that happen.

[Assistant] You don't have control.


[User] If I ever go missing or am found dead, it was my husband. What the hell is this?

[Assistant] I come down. It was when we had our first big fight. Of course, I knew that you were not going to kill me. I was just going to run away and frame you.


[User] You already know that.

[Assistant] I did it all. the pretty women and Syracuse, both of them. Then I did it all. the pretty women in Albany. Now we're up to three. Then I ate all the pretty women in Pittsburgh. Okay, we're back at two, but I know it's hard to look at old Doc and think of me in that way. I'm a real lady killer. I knew one thing for sure. Nobody at school was writing about this. While I was getting my story down, yeah, my mother was getting the vote out.


[User] thing is,I knowI thinkwe'll do shit because we think it's the right thing to doand sometimes it's not.we can't change what we've already done,but we can like try and be better next time.make better mistakes for better reasons.

[Assistant] oh my God,look at me. I am atotal mess and my little brother is right about everything.


[User] Ok, and it's further proof to me that you're immature and irresponsible.

[Assistant] Okay, you know what? I screwed up. I cheated on my fiancee and I ruined things here for you. and I'm sorry about that. but that doesn't mean every single decision I make now is stupid or immature. All right. Have you ever made a mistake?


[User] Okay, you know what? I screwed up. I cheated on my fiancee and I ruined things here for you. and I'm sorry about that. but that doesn't mean every single decision I make now is stupid or immature. All right. Have you ever made a mistake?

[Assistant] No, I haven't, actually. And you have made a mistake. Not like that. Okay, so go buy your house and make your life all better.


[User] Your head so big, you gotta put in your shirts feet first.

[Assistant] You have so big as a moon.


[User] Is that something the tree?

[Assistant] I can't believe it in yoga.


[User] It's weird. I feel like I would have remembered her. Why was she wearing a name tag? I don't know.

[Assistant] Oh, there he is. Remember that time in ban when you dropped your flute in the garden?


[User] Dong.

[Assistant] Hungry? Oh. Ah, yes. I have something special. Yes, you just wait right there. Um. Hey. Look what I have, Kremlin. Would you like some? Okay. Let's see.  Put it in your mouth. Does it just gonna go out that?


[User] Hungry? Oh. Ah, yes. I have something special. Yes, you just wait right there. Um. Hey. Look what I have, Kremlin. Would you like some? Okay. Let's see.  Put it in your mouth. Does it just gonna go out that?

[Assistant] Monica, I mean, here.


[User] Oh, Krista, she asked me. That's got her an Easter pageant. Some practice in my.

[Assistant] Walk like that in bedstead. You better run. Why to see you walk before?


[User] just, just make a list. we'll take you shopping.

[Assistant] my father's Bible,his book of woman. my,my photographs.


[User] You show it. Kepler on your side. This thing.

[Assistant] And I told you this out. It's a few guys short look triangle from the heel, okay?


[User] And I told you this out. It's a few guys short look triangle from the heel, okay?

[Assistant] You know, I kind of thought I'd be on your side And this thing, you know, with you.


[User] You know, I kind of thought I'd be on your side And this thing, you know, with you.

[Assistant] Look, I know what you're worried about. If we should come face to face out there, I'll just shoot you in the hand. All right, now. Aye, you're twisting. What's the matter with you?


[User] You can't dessert it now.

[Assistant] There's no dessert that there's no war here. It's just dressing up in costumes like it's Halloween with your friend and Harry slash Jeb.


[User] There's no dessert that there's no war here. It's just dressing up in costumes like it's Halloween with your friend and Harry slash Jeb.

[Assistant] You shut up now. This means something to us, this camaraderie here. The spirit. You don't understand anything about this. You have no idea what it feels like to stand on a battlefield, pretending to fight for something you believe in.


[User] You shut up now. This means something to us, this camaraderie here. The spirit. You don't understand anything about this. You have no idea what it feels like to stand on a battlefield, pretending to fight for something you believe in.

[Assistant] Look, I'm not, I'm not talking about that, that, okay?


[User] Look, I'm not, I'm not talking about that, that, okay?

[Assistant] But why do you want to go?


[User] But why do you want to go?

[Assistant] Believe it or not, to be with you, Why can't you do something with me for one?


[User] Believe it or not, to be with you, Why can't you do something with me for one?

[Assistant] What are you talking about? We do stuff flow.


[User] What are you talking about? We do stuff flow.

[Assistant] What do we do that? What? what do we ever do?


[User] What do we do that? What? what do we ever do?

[Assistant] I can't believe you are giving me all this grief just because you're not on my side in this thing. I'm sorry. I asked you to go.


[User] I can't believe you are giving me all this grief just because you're not on my side in this thing. I'm sorry. I asked you to go.

[Assistant] You didn't ask me to go.


[User] Really, it's. Fine, it's totally okay.

[Assistant] Good, cause I wanted to be fine. Wanna be fine? Why say are you fine? I want what is what it? What could make it better?


[User] Ray, I can't keep blaming her for everything. If I've never been honest with her. and I have never actually told her how she makes me feel when she does the things she does.

[Assistant] But you don't put that in writing. Oh no, no. If it's in writing, then you can't deny it. You know, you can't say things like you didn't. You didn't hear me right? Or or I didn't say that you must have misunderstood because there it is. It's been writing.


[User] You know, if it were up to you, you'd have me do nothing.

[Assistant] Hey, let's not underestimate nothing.


[User] Hey, let's not underestimate nothing.

[Assistant] No, no, right? I'm not spending the rest of my life this way with your mother saying she's sorry that you ever married me.


[User] No, no, right? I'm not spending the rest of my life this way with your mother saying she's sorry that you ever married me.

[Assistant] She's never said that.


[User] Mama, know why blood Jesus, take me instead.

[Assistant] I beg the fool. I just fell asleep. what's wrong with you? oh,about 50 shades of a plot.


[User] I beg the fool. I just fell asleep. what's wrong with you? oh,about 50 shades of a plot.

[Assistant] Ronda filled me in about what's going on,what they inherited and said this. wanna let you knowthat I'm totally cool.totally,totally cool.


[User] dammit, Mama, I'm your special boy.what happened?

[Assistant] oh, this is an ugly color on you, Andre.I never thought you were this petty.


[User] oh, this is an ugly color on you, Andre.I never thought you were this petty.

[Assistant] if I was being petty,I would remind you of how many grandchildren I've given you.but I'm bigger than thatfivemy just doesn't seem fair


[User] if I was being petty,I would remind you of how many grandchildren I've given you.but I'm bigger than thatfivemy just doesn't seem fair

[Assistant] I didn't ask for your opinionnow if you don't like it you go work it out with your sister


[User] not yet, but we're partners,Eddie.so you just gave him a cut of yours?

[Assistant] I gave all of mine to Bill.this is not a bottomless,well,lowest.


[User] it's a business investment. one.may I remind you that I gave you a chance to get in on.

[Assistant] here comes Jakita Banana in her cast of thousands.well, welcome to loiss.what kind of business?


[User] I don't want it back.this is the first opportunity I've had in years.why do you wanna screw this up for me?

[Assistant] I've got 7 new machines coming,Cod,and I need to pay rent ASAP. now,I'll give you a piece of this.


[User] Mia, Mia Mia.Riven with hormones, perpetrified of sex,

[Assistant] piss off andhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.


[User] Not Irvine and Tustin.

[Assistant] Fine sand, Julia to Julian Ramon to Ramona. Dust into tests and Irving to Irvine. and I'll drive the damn truck to buy sale you. Yes, of course, me, Margaret, because I have to handle everything anyhow, if not me.


[User] The thermometer. So we know what we're dealing with here.

[Assistant] Know what we're dealing with. That's hospital talk, stop, think positive, think positive. Stop that hospital kitchen talk. Like, like, what would Ray want for breakfast before his big meeting?


[User] Oh, honey, look, it's almost a hundred.

[Assistant] No one hundred and three. It's a scale. That's what your head ways. Just laugh, laugh a little laugh. Laughter is the best medicine. A priest and a rabbi or leg?


[User] You're entitled to your opinion. Okay, okay. And so.

[Assistant] It's what actually happened. And that's what I'm trying to tell you. He left us. He didn't want to be with us anymore.


[User] the president of the chess club.or this guy here that you have completely defacedthis Nathaniel.

[Assistant] oh, right. no crime. seriously. seriously.I know. I don't know what I touch


[User] Ah, made a terrible decision and brought us to a horrible place.

[Assistant] Oh, come on, it's rosarita. And we were to foreign country Fisher. Horrible and terrible are two of the most underrated qualities when traveling in a foreign country. Horrible and terrible, often lead to fun and adventure.


[User] I'm sorry, who? I mean, where will ask the picture?

[Assistant] Everyone, mom, including the girl that I like. So thanks. Oh, honey. You'll probably see it in the yearbook.


[User] Months that I could watch hockey.

[Assistant] And you hate me.


[User] What do you mean? I brought chefs cause color for him aside.

[Assistant] Well, you're not thinking that they didn't get that a whole of fame.


[User] I was just,I was trying to hurt you feelingcause I thought you were standing me up.

[Assistant] and why would I stand you upwhen have I ever not had your back?


[User] no,because I refuse to give up my own life to accommodate yours.

[Assistant] I've never asked no money.I am killing myself driving to Philly and backevery day.if I'm lucky,I get a chance to catch the girls before they go to bed.if not,then I'm stuck sleeping on a pullout in my office.I'm not even sworn in yet,Beth, and I am already swamped.but I still make it back for your dance recitaland I still make it home to watch thegirls every time you have an evening classbecause I want you to have your own life.


[User] Ah, Dr Harrington guy with the, the good lollipops. Okay, I'll call him.

[Assistant] Um, but his numbers in the book, Connie. In the kitchen. Going to draw. By the refrigerator.


[User] Robert, come on in, Ray, okay.

[Assistant] Thank you. So boy, tis the season, huh? Only two shopping days left till Christmas. Everybody is Ohio and jolly and buying stuff. You buy any gifts this season, Amy.


[User] Thank you. So boy, tis the season, huh? Only two shopping days left till Christmas. Everybody is Ohio and jolly and buying stuff. You buy any gifts this season, Amy.

[Assistant] Yeah, I love shopping. I've got one more thing to get my uncle Jeff. And since he just retired, I thought he.


[User] Like, great. listen, listen, listen. I wanted to get something really special for Deborah this year, you know? Cause she's just so great.

[Assistant] Oh, I know Deborah loves pajamas.


[User] The hair borne.

[Assistant] Come on, we'll talk.


[User] That was not a questioning.

[Assistant] Oh, I was.


[User] That place is Disney Lawn.

[Assistant] Yeah. It's crazy. Don't seek out.


[User] I want to turn nerve into the next Disney, Facebook, Tesla, Botox. It's a world changer. It's a roadmap to the future for.

[Assistant] That was a question. how, uh, uh.


[User] nothing I don't have under control.

[Assistant] that is good.but if it wasn't quite as under control as you say,I could be a help, Nebu.that could be useful.you know, a. Roman and I have a long relationship,goes back a long way. you know what I mean?he tells me everythingwouldn't cost you much,5,000.


[User] is everything okay out here?

[Assistant] no,I don't like that squirrel.well,


[User] well,it's not not about it.

[Assistant] well, it wasn't my fault.it's that damn car.it's old.it makes noises when it drives.it sets too low and it doesn't have a rearview camera.


[User] you've never said anything about my toes.

[Assistant] yes, every time you west sandals I sing New York, New York.you just never got it.Rainbow,you're the strongest, most resilient,partially black woman I've ever known.you're gonna get through this,sweetie.come on,


[User] Ruby was right.I am a strong woman and I need to start acting like it

[Assistant] day Rainbow. haha. yeah,I'll tell you, girl, you gotta get a panic here, baby.


[User] And remember, children lies.

[Assistant] A? We have nothing to hide. I don't know what he's so afraid of. I mean, because we're a normal family. Comparatively. I mean, watch the news.


[User] That was one of the normal things. she stole that from me.

[Assistant] But your thing, we are normal.


[User] What if, What if we end up like my parents staying in public just for the kids?

[Assistant] That would never happen because I would take the kids. And the house. Here you can finish that. Ray, what? You don't think we're happy.


[User] Well, who knows? My parents must have been happy once. If you look at their wedding pictures, they're actually smiling. And some afraid.

[Assistant] We don't have to become them.


[User] We don't have to become them.

[Assistant] They didn't want to become them. Nobody wants to become them. It, it just happens.


[User] They didn't want to become them. Nobody wants to become them. It, it just happens.

[Assistant] Nobody else can become them. This happened to them because they're them.


[User] You mean our first hookup? A bit. By the way, we haven't even had a real first state. Is this all you think I am some girl to get naked with in your garage, oh?

[Assistant] You know, this is romantic. Look, flower petals it. Picked myself.


[User] What are you and Ray going to get mom and dad for Christmas is?

[Assistant] I don't know. Every year. it's so horrible. Portray, always wrong. He's over there right now, fishing for hints.


[User] I don't know. Every year. it's so horrible. Portray, always wrong. He's over there right now, fishing for hints.

[Assistant] Yeah, and you'll never learn. Mom doesn't give it up so easy. She always gives the same prepared statement every year. I don't need anything Diz. I just want two nice boys.


[User] absolute nonsense.

[Assistant] you think so?it's blindingly obvious to everyone thatJames is the apple of your eye,that you're so terrified of losing him.well,why aren't you terrified of losing me,


[User] Ribs fraught the envelope.

[Assistant] Steak and mashed potatoes and bacon and a keyline pie.


[User] Well, then very nice. You know, I've been on the forest for twenty seven years. I'm used to stress. and, you know, my motto when I'm on the beach. Don't be afraid to pull the trigger on your smile.

[Assistant] I love that motto. A rigid. You're right.


[User] Yeah, what do you mean?

[Assistant] Nothing. Sleeping wrong.


[User] You know, Raymond, I've always found Deborah to be very demanding.

[Assistant] You know, so I didn't know the exact right thing to do at that particular moment. I'm still. No, right?


[User] Even before the training.

[Assistant] All right. let's say Roberts not here. He's, he's given Cpr to a kitten, okay? Then then you want me.


[User] No, that's what Trish said. Now, the whole adoption is off. What on earth did you say to?

[Assistant] I just told her that I was a career woman myself and that I didn't want to have a baby. and now I did. I just wanted to make sure that she considered what it would feel like to give up a baby at her age.


[User] Oh, really, yes.

[Assistant] And the good news is that he came clean about the money and gave it all back. He's talking to me. He trusts me. He's back on the right track. I think living here is great form.


[User] Terror, what are you doing here? I told you I didn't want to get involved in this.

[Assistant] Tommy and things have gotten a little more complicated. Kevin's gone over there to suss out the situation. What situation? Rody isn't moms. Oh my God, yeah, and now I've got to go over there and apologize. I thought I should warn you.


[User] Cali, do you need something?

[Assistant] I just wanted to give you this phone message you just gotfrom your wife.from your wife,Juliet.


[User] again. I know that. but why?

[Assistant] what do you mean why? why? because you are married? VM. uh, holy.and note, I did not use toobecause we are back on the more formal Vue terms.


[User] But you're the king of roller coast.

[Assistant] I know. Something happens when you get older. Because you can't take it. One of my favorite things in the world is doing stupid fun and stuff with you. Like Pogo stick basketball or trying to get a swing to go all the way around?


[User] Not your concern.

[Assistant] Oh, so now you don't want to talk because I haven't noticed any girl's coming to visit you. In fact, I would notice anyone coming to visit you at.


[User] Good, that makes things a lot easier.

[Assistant] Can I move this over? Ah, cow. You're not gonna get upset if I Beacher, right?


[User] Oh, with the villa to eat.

[Assistant] Quiet and nice. doesn't make him an idiot. At least I know we'll be here.


[User] What do you do? And everybody, Deborah, is going to be okay. All right. I'm going to ask you quickly, quickly move to your nearest eggs in a.

[Assistant] It's the fourth quarter.


[User] It's the fourth quarter.

[Assistant] Dad, please buckle up and go.


[User] Hey, grandma.

[Assistant] Well, look who's here. Oh.


[User] Ninety bucks a week. For bed, rice and.

[Assistant] You know, historically, if I double your lie, I get the truth. So she's already given you one eighty.


[User] You never call a pregnant woman, a tank, you know?

[Assistant] Unless I want to get blasted. I'm spinning gold this morning. I better save some for the broadcast.


[User] How much talking can a guy take?

[Assistant] Thank you. Now. What would you attribute for me? Well.


[User] Thank you. Now. What would you attribute for me? Well.

[Assistant] This is stupid.


[User] This is stupid.

[Assistant] What is Jupiter? when you just asked me?


[User] What is Jupiter? when you just asked me?

[Assistant] Yes, it was. I now realized how stupid it was.


[User] Yes, it was. I now realized how stupid it was.

[Assistant] I gave you a very lovely and generous answer, didn't I? What did I?


[User] And while you're doing all of that, you might meet a nice guy.

[Assistant] I don't want to meet a guide, okay?


[User] Tia is going to flip when she hears you switch to.

[Assistant] Soaked, having to pretend to be enemies. I mean, you're not only my friend, but my boyfriend's sister and with everything you've been going through.


[User] Look familiar.

[Assistant] You kept that ten years.


[User] Busy eating in bed. This spicy treat then. okay. Or is it busy listening to Neo Wave emotional rap? Is that what we're Amber? I thought so.

[Assistant] Not today. Look, look.


[User] I didn't get dumped.

[Assistant] Fair enough. Listen, we have to move on. We got to mix it up. You, your vibrant, you're, you know, excitable. what's happening there in event like a dance coming up or something that we?


[User] What is this stuff? At rate, your parents are fine compared to you.

[Assistant] May May. what? What the hell did I do?


[User] May May. what? What the hell did I do?

[Assistant] At least they're trying to have a good time. You've been nothing but a grumpy pain in the ass, the whole.


[User] how do I know you'll honor your side of the agreement?

[Assistant] I takeleave to open a file for a Bill authorizingpermanent funding for the program known as Safety Net.in favor,opposed.motion carried.said Bill has sent to the Rules Committee for,for the consideration.I take leave the table.Joint House Senate Bill 114,recriminalization of polygamy and bigomy,in favor,opposed.motion carried.


[User] Oh, just in time. Chapter five, toss that clown. He's been keeping you down.

[Assistant] Cam, I spent my whole life trying to get out from underneath my mother's thumb and I, I finally thought that that was over. So to find out that she's been secretly managing me through you.


[User] Mostly from one thread.

[Assistant] Okay, look what she says in this one. Some kitchen items you might like. The stove. The tiles, what? The foxy sign on the wall camp. You said that these were your idea is, don't you see? She incepted you and designed our whole kitchen. It was all so diabolical and it went deep. She tricked us into making every decision in our lives.


[User] For example, twelve years ago, she sent me pictures of adorable Asian baby.

[Assistant] While hitting me with a little reverse psychology, Mitchell America has taken so much from the Vietnamese to really want to snatch one of their children. I do. If you don't want me to. Oh my God, two thousand and four, that that's a year into our relationship. Oh, Cam, I hate to think of you living all alone in that tiny apartment with a broken ankle.


[User] Well, too bad he can't.

[Assistant] Why not? You keep asking us to keep on living normally? Well, you know what? People put things on hold when people are sick? Yes, they do not take care of what?


[User] Why not? You keep asking us to keep on living normally? Well, you know what? People put things on hold when people are sick? Yes, they do not take care of what?

[Assistant] And I don't really survive this, don't.


[User] Please do not go there.

[Assistant] I have to go there, Kevin. I don't have a choice. Now you are either in denial of who Robert is or you're in denial of how things may turn out for me. Okay, if he quits and I die, then what is? And we're not going to let that happen. And you are going to help me, Kevin, because Robert needs this, especially.


[User] I have to go there, Kevin. I don't have a choice. Now you are either in denial of who Robert is or you're in denial of how things may turn out for me. Okay, if he quits and I die, then what is? And we're not going to let that happen. And you are going to help me, Kevin, because Robert needs this, especially.

[Assistant] Please one condition. no more. I.f.ing, you're getting better. That's that.


[User] Where are we going?

[Assistant] Is the most wonderful exhibit at the County Museum? It's everyday artifacts of the Aztec Empire, dishes and bowls, corals and earth toys. Does that sound wonderful and? Riveting, and that gives us enough time for a nice long hike.


[User] Hike. Hike as in up a hill.

[Assistant] On the hill and over a ravine around a reservoir. But it helps to get a little stretching in the bore.


[User] The chances of that happening are just about zero.

[Assistant] All right, And I'll suit yourself, But we're leaving here in thirty minutes. We have to have time enough to make dinner, Della, Yes, I'm teaching you to make a lasagna with a lemon basil marinara all from scratch. There will be no store bought pasta for us, Missy.


[User] Oh God, no, because that would be sensible and convenient.

[Assistant] Don't be such a party pooper. I am loving this. I'm having such a good time. I love having a roomy. One little downward dog with me. Let's go.


[User] Do you have any idea how hard Graham has worked on this?

[Assistant] This is what's killing me because actually.


[User] You never agree with me on anything.

[Assistant] That's not true, ma'am. It's not true.


[User] That's not true, ma'am. It's not true.

[Assistant] You're disagreeing with me right now. Oh, my.


[User] You're disagreeing with me right now. Oh, my.

[Assistant] So you use reverse psychology on me. It is about this.


[User] And this is just maybe in a straight shoot. Don't insult my intelligence.

[Assistant] That is the last thing I want business to solve you.


[User] Well, your wallet made it there somehow to. You have your wallet. Grace, she said she just waited on.

[Assistant] Oh, Nemos, Nemos. Yeah, yeah. might have been a waitress over there. Yeah, even though we usually go to the counter when today and Nemo forced us into this table where the waitresses go and go. So we had to have a waitress not have a waitress. We, we had waitress service.


[User] I didn't say she was pretty.

[Assistant] It didn't have to be so defensive about it. My gosh, you'd think something was going on that.


[User] Yeah, they called to say they wanted to reschedule our home visit.

[Assistant] When, why didn't you tell me that this is kind of important?


[User] Well, he did have a little thing for me. back in high school. Yes, he's got a tie.

[Assistant] Stop. Stop, I am nothing but.


[User] Yeah, she's in the band.

[Assistant] Look, I'm prepared to do my part. I'm going to sell merch and then help out with bookings and stuff. I'll be like your manager.


[User] Um, sorry, man. My wife doesn't sign autographs. pre show security.

[Assistant] Um, Mrs Lopez from the adoption agency.


[User] Um, Mrs Lopez from the adoption agency.

[Assistant] You know who this is? This is low press from the adoption agency for a long time, they go lift something. What do you run?


[User] You're the golden boy.

[Assistant] Have you stopped that already? Okay, they messed me up just as much as you.


[User] You insult me, though.

[Assistant] You don't own messed up. You would neglect it. Try being smothered.


[User] I used to pray for smothered.

[Assistant] Ah, you want smuggled? How about in school? when mom became cafeteria monitor to make sure I ate all my food and kept my sweater on and sat with?


[User] Yeah, yeah. She'd hide from tree to tree.

[Assistant] Oh my God. Oh my, That's the crazy tree lady from the dreams.


[User] How long did you have them?

[Assistant] I just had one, four days ago.


[User] That is pretty messed up.

[Assistant] Yeah, it is. Hey. So the jumping canoe guy is.


[User] Who did you say recommended me in Hudson? I just like to thank them.

[Assistant] Uh. You know, I didn't catch the.


[User] Alexa. I just, I love it.

[Assistant] oh.oh,


[User] Tofu di, I eat tofu.

[Assistant] Tell your friends, you eat tofu tea, but then you eat my ice cream. Take a look at the tofu tea. There's not a dent in the tofu.


[User] Tell your friends, you eat tofu tea, but then you eat my ice cream. Take a look at the tofu tea. There's not a dent in the tofu.

[Assistant] If I do eat ice cream and I'm not saying that I do, I put it in a bowl like a person, not on the table where it gets stuck to an important check that somebody accuses me of losing.


[User] Christina, I have a couple of choices that I think might work.

[Assistant] Let's see. Um, okay.


[User] Let's see. Um, okay.

[Assistant] Today, how do I look? Um.


[User] Were you on Dynasty?

[Assistant] I can't do it. It's like an episode of a wardrobe wins the last time you close. You know what? My daughter has a better wardrobe than I do see. Now let me find something.


[User] Well, maybe my hands are afraid of you. So it's playing dead.

[Assistant] Well, if anything, I'm trying to give a Cpr. Mr cadaver hound.


[User] Well, if anything, I'm trying to give a Cpr. Mr cadaver hound.

[Assistant] All right, See, see, I knew this wouldn't work. There's no point in doing something like this. You know why? Because you actually like being mad at me. Yes, you do. It's fun for you or something. You actually prefer it that way and.


[User] All right, See, see, I knew this wouldn't work. There's no point in doing something like this. You know why? Because you actually like being mad at me. Yes, you do. It's fun for you or something. You actually prefer it that way and.

[Assistant] Don't believe you?


[User] See, you're mad. just like you like.

[Assistant] If I'm mad, it's not because I enjoy it well.


[User] You know, assault. He hurt someone. He could hurt you next.

[Assistant] Is that really what you're worried about? or you're letting your emotions get in the way?


[User] It doesn't matter how I feel about it. She's the mom.

[Assistant] What do you mean? It doesn't matter how you feel about it. He's your son, Crosby. You've got to have a say in this thing. You're setting a dangerous president here. You get who wears the pants in the family?


[User] Hoping the prize. And here's an omelet.

[Assistant] So I heard you went on a little double date with Amy and Johnny.


[User] Yeah, any of those eyes watch you get dress this morning.

[Assistant] That's funny. That's a keep it very funny. So did they sit next to each other in the theater?


[User] I think you're going to like this. I'm going on a juice fast.

[Assistant] Love it, hate it. Let's face it, a wellfed cam is hardly a model of emotional stability. Now deprive him of food and stage by stage. It's a slow descent into madness. Stage one, the clean sweep.


[User] Of course, the cookies. Why do you always want me to fail?

[Assistant] Stage two attack Mitchell. because when his diet crashes and burns into a giant pile of Nutella, I'm the one he's going to blame. Well, no, not this time. You know what I'm going to do the fast with you. I think it's a great idea. and we should do it together. So we're on the same team, You know us versus food.


[User] I work at a coffee shop, kind of takes the magic out of having a fun cup of coffee. Yeah, okay.

[Assistant] Oh, um, so mom and dad had this. Garage sales, The whole other story. Um, and I look over. Like my mom was trying to sell.


[User] no. it sets it all out. you judge for yourself.does this organization separateyou from your family and friends?is there no talents or questions and critical inquiries?no.or is the group's leader always right?

[Assistant] he says that you're a cult. that we are thus.


[User] Be nice.

[Assistant] The present will be here in a couple of years. I manned it from where I sat. The only reason you're angry about that table is because you aren't the center of retention.


[User] Hey, lots of attention here.

[Assistant] How could I be the center of attention while you're doing the limbo in a sequin dress and a pushup bra? But maybe if you had something to push up, you wouldn't be sitting there with a sour puss. But you see my sour puss where I was sitting. You'd need binoculars to.


[User] How could I be the center of attention while you're doing the limbo in a sequin dress and a pushup bra? But maybe if you had something to push up, you wouldn't be sitting there with a sour puss. But you see my sour puss where I was sitting. You'd need binoculars to.

[Assistant] Stopping, stopping. We're at a funeral.


[User] Max, Google, Google Alert.

[Assistant] Oprah's topless.


[User] Not with that attitude.

[Assistant] No, the autopsy says Rolling Glass choked on a Max's homemade cupcake. This is a disaster.


[User] No, the autopsy says Rolling Glass choked on a Max's homemade cupcake. This is a disaster.

[Assistant] Hey, where's your enthusiasm now, Miss Rachel Ray? Place is the ball. Just a matter of time till those sickle hipsters are lining up.


[User] And you expect us to eat them.

[Assistant] Yes, you're going to eat them. It's gonna be a Foster's family fishing expedition. We're going to catch and eat our food tonight. Doing one of the guys, everybody went rather. I got some fate. Be awesome. Here we go. Hi, so, um.


[User] Yes, you're going to eat them. It's gonna be a Foster's family fishing expedition. We're going to catch and eat our food tonight. Doing one of the guys, everybody went rather. I got some fate. Be awesome. Here we go. Hi, so, um.

[Assistant] Everyone has proof.


[User] Everyone has proof.

[Assistant] Here, here, take it. Well, I, I think you taught us all a little something about patience today. And we're all going to try a bite of this, right?


[User] ah, Max,this is a big step that you may or may not have taken today.you know,if it's too much trouble, we don't have to go off condoms.

[Assistant] so you're theone guy in the world who wants to still wear condom.do you have something?


[User] Um, I'm great. Now I can actually go shopping and buy a fancy car. Everything's perfect.

[Assistant] Why can't you just accept this gift in the spirit that it's being given, which is?


[User] Wait, wait, wait a minute. What you didn't know? Drew Drew was come to see me.

[Assistant] Why would I know? Why would I know? I don't even know where you've been the last couple of months.


[User] I'm sorry he contacted me. I just, I assumed it was with your blessing. I know, John.

[Assistant] Why would you assume that? How screwed up is this? This is so screwed up. You come, you go, you do whatever you want. Do you have any idea how nuts this is? You don't know. I don't really think, you know, or I don't think you would do it again and again. What are you even doing here?


[User] I got a couple gigs in town over the next few weeks.

[Assistant] You're here for gigs and and you didn't even call me at least to let me know, to make a play.


[User] Not like we were on a chatty basis.

[Assistant] No, it's not like we're on a chatty basis, but it's not really about us, oh.


[User] Damn cozy is what they are.

[Assistant] Oh, look, they also send a banana leaf wreath. I know. Bither, what is that? He said, at least by the way, would kill.


[User] Oh, look, they also send a banana leaf wreath. I know. Bither, what is that? He said, at least by the way, would kill.

[Assistant] I know what deadly me is.


[User] I know what deadly me is.

[Assistant] Where to go? I'm wearing a backless house slippers.


[User] And ran over to them.

[Assistant] Took the tree.


[User] Yeah, look, we develop a lot of ideas and a lot of end up going nowhere, but.

[Assistant] Oh, no, I know, but. That's amazing. Oh my God.


[User] Alright, let's not gonna go. I gotta get back to the wife and kids, so I'll, I'll see you later.

[Assistant] Well, hey, I mean, so, you know, good luck with it.


[User] but you do know that we advocate foreverything she's talking about.yeah.capitalism going crazy,fear traps of our own meeting.

[Assistant] right.I like that about her. but she's taking it a little far, right?what?


[User] all right. come on, Kipper. take a shit already.

[Assistant] don't put her under pressure.all right.makes her nervous.I'm just saying we don't know anything about this girlor what she's going through.how do we know that you won't just, come on,you'll just change your mind when she sees the baby?just feels really intrusive to a creepy gazemessing with some young kids. pregnancy just,let's justleave it,leave it alone.we're not supposed to be parents.we're not parents. and that's all right.


[User] don't put her under pressure.all right.makes her nervous.I'm just saying we don't know anything about this girlor what she's going through.how do we know that you won't just, come on,you'll just change your mind when she sees the baby?just feels really intrusive to a creepy gazemessing with some young kids. pregnancy just,let's justleave it,leave it alone.we're not supposed to be parents.we're not parents. and that's all right.

[Assistant] this is a gift,okay?it's not some poor woman that's beencoerced by circumstance into having our child orbringing a new child into this fucking hellhole.this is happening either way,okay?and we get to be there to catch it.


[User] You were at the course again, that's every morning in this week.

[Assistant] That's how you make a champion. You should see Joe play. It's like watching Merv Griffin interview. There's a certain finesse to it. Hey, hey, hey, hey. what are you training for? Nothing? Yeah, then go have a pudding cup. These high performance protein bars are for elite athletes. Go ahead, Joy, fuel up. You have a trophy to bring back today.


[User] Yes, tell me. You can really taste the water.

[Assistant] I am doing these exact sandwiches for the party and the same tea service. Deborah is going to be thrilled, ooh.


[User] then what better place to be than in a dumpster?Eddiek said to make sure to bring you and relax.it's not a Three Way situation.we made our Three Way list.you were at the bottom with Taylor swept.

[Assistant] at least I'm a Tayloron the Three Way list. who's above me?


[User] because Alexa told me not to.and that you love books and a bunch of other stuff.

[Assistant] Katie told me to laugh a lot. and you can't hear well and. oh,


[User] From your cancer Senate.

[Assistant] He's now the head of the scent. Would you please slice this for me? Yeah, very thin, very.


[User] Don't need your help.

[Assistant] Oh, well, you should have told me that before I spent my summer trying to explain fucking trigonometry. All right. I didn't even want you to do it like.


[User] Yeah, the one thing she lets me do.

[Assistant] Look how adorable this little toy that is.


[User] Look how adorable this little toy that is.

[Assistant] Oh, that's great. They stuff you full of food. and then they give you a baby's first potty. Come on, let's just get the hell out of here, single.


[User] I'll tell you. Good thing we didn't know each other when we were little because I wouldn't have liked.

[Assistant] I want to like you either, okay?


[User] Snow pants.

[Assistant] It was a good chance of snow. See you. You bring an alley into the family business. Deborah Baron's ask Kicking, Incorporated. Pushing people down since seventy two.


[User] It was a good chance of snow. See you. You bring an alley into the family business. Deborah Baron's ask Kicking, Incorporated. Pushing people down since seventy two.

[Assistant] That's better than work. And it raised House of Woos. You, you want her to be totally dependent on you.


[User] Her bus today.

[Assistant] So, yeah. And you told her to be self confident. Now she's hanging kids out the bus window by the ranks.


[User] So, yeah. And you told her to be self confident. Now she's hanging kids out the bus window by the ranks.

[Assistant] I told you that I would talk to her about picking on that little girl when she goes.


[User] I told you that I would talk to her about picking on that little girl when she goes.

[Assistant] No, you don't talk to. You'll spin it. I'll talk.


[User] No, you don't talk to. You'll spin it. I'll talk.

[Assistant] Don't you have to go to work or someplace, yeah.


[User] Don't you have to go to work or someplace, yeah.

[Assistant] Yeah, and you can forget about the kiss, Goodbye, oh.


[User] Plot or no? But I have one.

[Assistant] Wow, what is all this? Oh, oh. it's a sneak peek at the Surf Sports two thousand fourteen annual report.


[User] You know what? I'm sorry. I put to my blankets on his bed that I use too much ointment on his woman. I don't know how to take a shirt off properly, but he's my husband. I should be the one taking care of him.

[Assistant] Then someone should have made that clear to me. I just naturally assumed when you came to this house, you wanted me to take care of him. God, sometimes it's so impossible for me to understand what people actually want from me, okay?


[User] No, Han, I was. We should pay rent, rent.

[Assistant] I wasn't talking about the rent, right?


[User] oh my God,

[Assistant] I hit rock bottom, Nikki.I got so drunk on Monday. I went home with a zone vibe.it has got a stop. I am not yet the best I can be.


[User] Well, off the top of my head, I would say that I'm eating is probably a Dba for Crawford. I mean, I can't picture anybody buying apron cuts from, um, the eating. so it's probably.

[Assistant] Yeah, Ok, Ok. But if that were the case, wouldn't that be on the front of the contract like Ohi Foods, which is the Dba of Ohio Industries, which is here very clearly denoted, see?


[User] Every night for stamina, I would not have been able to perform without it. I even threw in some tongue exercises because my shrewd was taking forever.

[Assistant] Ha ha ha ha.


[User] Jeff heard you.

[Assistant] So look.


[User] So look.

[Assistant] And you were making your stupid comments through the whole game. and everybody else heard you.


[User] And you were making your stupid comments through the whole game. and everybody else heard you.

[Assistant] Ok, but the only thing he heard was Scooby-doo. Nobody quits from that. You think that equipped from that? I'll talk to him.


[User] I'm going to talk to him. Don't worry.

[Assistant] Don't worry, Tell me what you're going to say.


[User] Don't worry, Tell me what you're going to say.

[Assistant] I don't have to run things volume. You're not in charge here.


[User] You're not going to apologize.

[Assistant] See, this is why you don't know anything about anything. If I go up there and apologize to Jeffrey, then he thinks I have something to apologize about. And then all of a sudden, it's a big deal when it's not a big deal, yeah.


[User] Just the two. I took the heat on the burden was a big mistake to this day. Mitchell looks at me. I see him thinking that's the guy who killed flies in Manila City.

[Assistant] And what if he finds out then what? You'll be the guy that kill his pet and lie to him?


[User] I can be exceedingly prophesy.

[Assistant] Um, I know. I was just remembering that time you read the word stomach chicha.


[User] Oh my God. Who is she?

[Assistant] He. What, it's that little guy right over there. Come on over here. Come on. come on. Yeah, you go. Oh, look at me driving across country. this little bastard nuzzle in his way right into my heart and.


[User] I am sorry. We have made things too easy and comfortable for you.

[Assistant] Oh, you should be. It is all your fault. You have shielded me from everything interesting and dangerous and.


[User] you want to believe the best in people.you want to believe people can change.neither you nor Hayes has done anythingabout the Annie gambling bills there. nowhere near being sunk.

[Assistant] obviously,there's some confusion, there's some miscommunication.you give us time.


[User] I'll come on. I'll do anything to make this right.

[Assistant] Oh, now.


[User] Well, I wouldn't say nothing. Am I driving you crazy a little bit?

[Assistant] I need to love you for taking such good care of me. But you got to get out of the house. Go, go for run, go run an errand, go get me a veggie burger from Vives.


[User] Call shop to be the Southlands Premier shopping network. I watch it all the time. And so do all my friends.

[Assistant] This is big time, Gloria. People buy all sorts of crap on there. Hey, I'll finally get to use my spray on hair loss.


[User] Hang up. If it's good news, they're gonna call you back.

[Assistant] What do you mean if it's got to be good news, right? I mean, I mean, it shouldn't take this long for you. Are they calling to say no? Are these sons of bitches rejecting me? Like I need this cheesy surgery? Yes, I am still here and. Tonight, of course, I'll see you then. They want me. It's the Premo ten p M slot. exactly when people are drunk enough to make bad decisions, but not so drunk. They can't read the back of their credit cards.


[User] She is taking advantage of.

[Assistant] She's taking advantages. Yes, you realize how big an opportunity this is for me. Do you understand?


[User] Oh my God. You are such a little chopster.

[Assistant] That's so rude. I can't play my mom. turn this into her stupid campaign office. This is my room.


[User] Tell me anything.

[Assistant] No, no, no.


[User] No, no, no.

[Assistant] This isn't fair. I haven't had sex since my kid was born.


[User] Why is it so important? Deborah knows that the book was your idea.

[Assistant] Because it's the truth. Raymond's a glory hug. He did it to mine. Now he's doing it to Deborah. He's got to be stopped by.


[User] That's my ninety day chip chip.

[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no. Sorry.


[User] no, doing pretty well over there.

[Assistant] but you, you haven't tried ring toss or, uh, or whack a gator?I mean, who doesn't want a whack a gator?


[User] I can't think about that. I just have to.

[Assistant] No, learn. No, I'm just saying it's very quiet and simple already. And so it doesn't need the simple kind of. No, it's beautiful. It's not too simple. It's beautiful. It's just seems to be making you tense to, to add the extra thing and you don't need.


[User] You know what? He has two parents. Okay, I'm fifty percent and you're fifty percent. But for some reason, you act like the captain all the time. And I'm the first mate. I want my vote count.

[Assistant] It has nothing to do with anyone getting their way. It's about.


[User] It has nothing to do with anyone getting their way. It's about.

[Assistant] That is what it's about. You don't even factor in what my opinion is. Okay, he's a natural. All right. He's a ham. just like you. And if we give him an out right now, we're sending a message that we don't think he can do it.


[User] Yes, I would love nothing more than to go down this emotional rabbit hole with you. But right now I have to focus on reality. And what is in front of me. And at this particular moment, it is writing problems that will not go away.

[Assistant] You can just do what I'm doing and pretend it's over. Like it's over between David and me done.


[User] Well, does it work?

[Assistant] No, which is making me angry.


[User] No, which is making me angry.

[Assistant] I'm angry too. I've spent so much time writing this manuscript. and now my editor is pressuring me to rush through the editing process, which is not that simple.


[User] Of what's to deal with this, I open it up and snakes fly out or our fire.

[Assistant] Oh, we just know that you like to read. You open it. Oh, I got him.


[User] Okay, that means that much to you. Or we could just quit T blog. It's not like Ali is going to turn pro or anything.

[Assistant] You are unbelievable. Why can't you just say hi, Brian Trend worth? I don't care if you like me or not, but we didn't bring a snack this week because my wife was as busy as hell. and she brought a perfectly fine snack last week. And if it's not on your stupid list, ah, I'm sorry. But that's your problem.


[User] Yeah. It's too bad.

[Assistant] Hey. You know what? everybody's going to call us, don't you? Mr and Mrs Pretzel.


[User] I said it all the time. Happen to be a very loving, caring woman. You know that, Raymond. But I mean, after years and years of giving and sharing and getting nothing in return.

[Assistant] You said at one time in Albany.


[User] Exactly, ignore. We need to start making a profit or we're going to be forced to sell off this land.

[Assistant] So on the stream, just like that to some rich oil people.


[User] So on the stream, just like that to some rich oil people.

[Assistant] Heartland isn't a dream, Amy. It's a ranch business.


[User] What are you talking about?

[Assistant] I don't know. I never thought that my daughter would go behind my back and make hateful videos of me on the internet. But here we are.


[User] It's one thing for me to give you the space to grow up, but you're turning into someone I don't even know anymore.

[Assistant] My whole school is turning against me now. My mom too. This isn't fair. I'm the same, Elena. I've always been.


[User] Yeah, what was that about? your first kiss? Way to fill me in on your life milestone?

[Assistant] I thought we agreed. I don't have to tell you everything.


[User] You can't cut me out.

[Assistant] You're so dramatic. I'm not cutting you out.


[User] It feels that way, Elena. And we used to be so close.

[Assistant] So not anymore.


[User] that is terrific.

[Assistant] six weeks.I mean,in theory,it's full time. I'm not certified full time,but they're giving it to me anyway.


[User] six weeks.I mean,in theory,it's full time. I'm not certified full time,but they're giving it to me anyway.

[Assistant] I'm so proud of you.have you running by Nicky in marginia?


[User] And how can you canceled?

[Assistant] Because I was in over my head anyway. I was thinking, you'd think I'm just some food on guy. and then you'd throw pervert.


[User] Because I was in over my head anyway. I was thinking, you'd think I'm just some food on guy. and then you'd throw pervert.

[Assistant] We shouldn't let me be the one to cancel. That's the decent thing to do when you see someone naked, the naked person gets to cancel.


[User] I didn't know that.

[Assistant] All right, forget it. Oh, and by the way, there's something wrong with that stupid photon. The right leg is so loose.


[User] We got a call from school today. You ditched chemistry. You've never ditched a class before. Andy, what did you do?

[Assistant] We weren't doing anything.


[User] Do you have a guest list? I could start making calls.

[Assistant] There is no guest list. Mom, I don't even know who's coming to this thing. I don't know. Courtney, the kids. I add some people from my stupid sign language class. I don't know how.


[User] There is no guest list. Mom, I don't even know who's coming to this thing. I don't know. Courtney, the kids. I add some people from my stupid sign language class. I don't know how.

[Assistant] And I want to help you. I want to help you on your mother. I want to help you. I'll make some calls. We'll find another place. a museum, perhaps, or a big playground. There must be another place, a park and.


[User] And I want to help you. I want to help you on your mother. I want to help you. I'll make some calls. We'll find another place. a museum, perhaps, or a big playground. There must be another place, a park and.

[Assistant] You know what you could do? You know what you could do if you really want to help, You could stand here. And when everyone comes in, you can just tell them that she screwed up and there isn't going to be a party.


[User] Now he's got to do this now. Oh God, it's on every channel.

[Assistant] Oh man, we're here. Let's just turn it off. Give us a chance to talk. You know what I did the moment. I got into the secrets drawer. I put more in. Yeah, wait to see your face.


[User] Yeah. It's kind of that unspoken thing, you know? Thing that really doesn't have to be spoken about. Do you want to rent the movie or something?

[Assistant] No, no, no. Listen, I wanted to ask you something. It's about Amy.


[User] Today. July.

[Assistant] Often what the living Fuck man, Your kids will roll up my phone.


[User] no, you're an a. that brawl just makes you look like a B.

[Assistant] hahaha. no, I mean, me as a woman, I'm a B.you know, all this time I kind of thought I was an a, butmaybe I'm just a B.that's why he walked away and why the surfer stood me up.


[User] Max, am I a B?why didn't he come?

[Assistant] all I know about that surfer is that he is a dfollowed by 3 other letters.I'd spell it out for you,but I'm literally afraid I'd get it wrong.


[User] I don't know. I mean, yeah, I don't, I was thinking about it.

[Assistant] You were? I think that's a great idea, yeah.


[User] And this wasn't out of the blue Noro. I was encouraged.

[Assistant] I have no idea what Sarah said to you, but you have completely the wrong impression. I don't need or want my Flames fan.


[User] So you haven't been talking about me.

[Assistant] Ah, no, no. And your name came up in conversation once. That's all.


[User] I must have been a hell of conversation. She wanted to know if I was her father. Where did you get that idea?

[Assistant] From the internet, she got it from the internet and the device that hole mix up with her birth certificate and everything. And then, well, we've had a few paternity issues in this family. So naturally, she just jumped to the wrong conclusion, but.


[User] What do you call the globe? You tell it We're on to him.

[Assistant] No, congratulations. Really?


[User] You ever say that about yourself?

[Assistant] I cheated on my boyfriend and I lost my virginity to a random boy. I barely know. I'm pretty sure that makes me a slut. What if I get pregnant at fifteen? Just like you did?


[User] Really, it's not too much.

[Assistant] Let the prudes leave something to the imagination. Bill's gonna be all. Let me get a piece of that. How about lingerie?


[User] Ah, yeah, it's the, it's the valve oil for the, you know, the, the tooting button. Oh, we should probably hit the roads to in the high school graduations in an hour.

[Assistant] So humiliating. being the vice principal at these days. It's just a ceremonial position where you have to sit behind Principal Brown, politely clapping while he gets to set the courts of history and.


[User] This is blowing my mind with the glass and.

[Assistant] Yes, it was a complete just in the moment thing. And I just, I don't know, I was talking party. I was, I was talking to the party and we had this instant. I just felt something that I've not felt in a long time for anybody other than Joel. And I just wanted to.


[User] You never do stuff like that.

[Assistant] This is not what I do. This is not who I am. I can count. On one hand, the guys that I have slept with.


[User] Planning when I try to move your dining room?

[Assistant] You were going to scratch the. But my table and the girl, you know.


[User] Fine pine. Who shall I make the check out, too?

[Assistant] Do you know what? Forget it, Holly. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to come here and ask you for help?


[User] One, two, three.

[Assistant] Hammock you. You didn't say anything.


[User] That's right. It's a perfect gift.

[Assistant] Yeah, you really see mom fighting her way out of a hammock.


[User] That's her leverage.

[Assistant] So autumn spies on the passengers. and in return, the major reunites her with her daughter. That's why she is so scared. She doesn't want to do anything that my jeopardy.


[User] Hey, Bobo.

[Assistant] Double shine. One hat to the other.  I live on the nose. Bad. Hey, I buy one of the nose. Hey, get it. Okay, if you're happy and you know what? Smacky dad? tight height.  Oh, Wyndham, Heimer, Wise and Heimer that calls for a bellysam..


[User] sweetie.Barb's not gonna have another baby,and it's unfair to ask Margie to carry the load alone, right?

[Assistant] what about Anna?


[User] I don't wanna do it. Why I don't wanna put myself in that uncomfortable position.

[Assistant] Sit uncomfortable. This is one meeting. Don't say note to ever.


[User] Well, I don't know. He told you.

[Assistant] Our sun is not Chick Bake Crosby. Come on.


[User] Tommy, you're just going to have to trust me on this one.

[Assistant] I trusted you. And you said we couldn't afford Kevin's law firm. I fired my brother. And now you're offering your daughter an executive position.


[User] Your decision to fire Kevin, Not mine. Now I know that she is inexperience, but she will learn on the jokes.

[Assistant] Sarah and I started out in the warehouse. That's how we do it. Our employees start from the ground.


[User] Sarah and I started out in the warehouse. That's how we do it. Our employees start from the ground.

[Assistant] Yeah, well, I have a different management philosophy than your fault.


[User] In the tongue of a goat.

[Assistant] But I heard her.


[User] I wouldn't rather be at work. Believe me, I wish I wasn't here right now.

[Assistant] Why not? I mean, this is a lot more fun than cleaning up and raising kids and paying the bills where I wished I had some place to hide out.


[User] Why not? I mean, this is a lot more fun than cleaning up and raising kids and paying the bills where I wished I had some place to hide out.

[Assistant] I'm not tidying out. I'm earning a living. which was your idea, I believe. Look, come on, don't you think? I'd rather be with you guys.


[User] Not being cheap is living within a budget.

[Assistant] It's a magazine. That's all I want. Okay, one thing for me.


[User] There's an actual piece of paper. That's his budget armor.

[Assistant] You have no idea what I do here, do you?


[User] You know, one of your eyes is bigger than the other one.

[Assistant] You can't even listen to, You can't even hear about the bunch.


[User] You can't even listen to, You can't even hear about the bunch.

[Assistant] You're making it so complicated.


[User] You're making it so complicated.

[Assistant] And making it complicated.


[User] And making it complicated.

[Assistant] Yeah, you want, Why don't you just pay the bills? I mean, why is that? I didn't mean that I meant, but what I meant was it seemed like it should be easier.


[User] Okay, I'm sorry.

[Assistant] No, no, no. you're right. I'm making it way too complicated, just. Pay the bills.


[User] You just said I saved your life.

[Assistant] I was just talk. That's what you do with people. like you say nice things to them. So they feel better about themselves.


[User] Could we please talk about this later? No, give it to me or yourself together. People are starting to arrive at.

[Assistant] You're right, You're right. This is my daughter's baby sharp. I'm gonna let go.


[User] Whoa, whoa, back up. Since when does Google tell you what someone's marital status is?

[Assistant] I emailed him. Wow, you know myself, I might have been this whole other person if he hadn't gone to Canada. He lives fifteen minutes away. Can you believe in what he asked me out to dinner and?


[User] That's impressive.

[Assistant] I shouldn't go. Not in a million years. We'll have nothing to talk about. What if he looks old? What if he thinks I look old and?


[User] What are you doing, Nora? What I told you that I didn't want to talk about this, that I needed time to talk about this. You want me to get in touch with that guy that I told you about Is that everything? Is that why Hindi Stan Harris?

[Assistant] I brought up stand because I wanted to talk to you about staying here. Don't get me wrong. I do think we have to talk about this. I mean, you can't tell me that you were in love with a man once and then we never discuss it again. We have to talk about it eventually, the.


[User] Just why we never have any tape.

[Assistant] Yes, I'm a menace, which is why you deserve to be in charge of this entire Remo. Anything you say goes.


[User] Well, it was fun now.

[Assistant] We have to do this more often. It was so nice having you here with me, especially after everything that's happened.


[User] On tennis, perfect.

[Assistant] Gabriela, this, this whole thing is kind of haywire. I think we have to go back to the original plan. The whole point of this was you. and Lou could sit down, spend some time together and sort things out. And Carl and I could have a nice, quiet evening together and.


[User] Gabriela, this, this whole thing is kind of haywire. I think we have to go back to the original plan. The whole point of this was you. and Lou could sit down, spend some time together and sort things out. And Carl and I could have a nice, quiet evening together and.

[Assistant] Yeah, of course. But look, we cannot just jump into the heavy talk. We should it get.


[User] Seems like at first. What?

[Assistant] You have an absence.


[User] You're here. honestly, Tommy, honestly, you have to drive there. You have as much say in this as anyone. She is your wife. You can't just sit around and let this happen.

[Assistant] Let it, I didn't just let it mom, if there was something I could do, Don't you think I'd be doing it?  Look, I appreciate your concern. I do. And if there was anything you could do, believe me. I would tell you. But this is between Julia and me. All right. And we will figure it out. Don't worry, please.


[User] I thought Duke was your go to

[Assistant] what did you get that idea?you're both knowledgeable and highly successful,but he'll make me do push UPS before he tells me anything.it won't take long but I I understand it.no, no, no.


[User] What, who cares? I sold it.

[Assistant] You sold half of our joint burial blog.


[User] You sold half of our joint burial blog.

[Assistant] The people next door had an unexpected death. They were very upset. I got twice what I paid for it.


[User] The people next door had an unexpected death. They were very upset. I got twice what I paid for it.

[Assistant] What do you want to sell?


[User] What do you want to sell?

[Assistant] I sold my half of the plot.


[User] I sold my half of the plot.

[Assistant] How do you know it wasn't my hair, right?


[User] How do you know it wasn't my hair, right?

[Assistant] I always sleep on the left.


[User] The only mistake they made was fucking with me, right?

[Assistant] They say, would you please sit down, stand, sit down before you blow another venture?


[User] Well, there's nothing much to say, Crosby.

[Assistant] There's a ton to say. Am I not talking to Zeke Braverman? of all people? You should be raising a red flag. I mean that you wouldn't move out of here in a million years. What's going on?


[User] Because they're part of the family, Ray. And since I won't be seeing them at Christmas.

[Assistant] Oh, okay. Little debbie's revenge. You, you trying to get back at me because I didn't support you with your little stupid Christmas day thing.


[User] It is not stupid for me to want to be with my family at Christmas instead of yours.

[Assistant] Instead of mine, you said instead of mine, that means you don't even want to be with mine at all.


[User] Instead of mine, you said instead of mine, that means you don't even want to be with mine at all.

[Assistant] I am with them every day.


[User] I'm just telling you how I see.

[Assistant] That I never think about your feelings. I shower you with gifts, I mean. God, Andrea. Look at this apartment. Look at all the beautiful things I've given you that antique mirror, the, the Italian gone to a ashtrays, The Queen Anne Brass and irons.


[User] That I never think about your feelings. I shower you with gifts, I mean. God, Andrea. Look at this apartment. Look at all the beautiful things I've given you that antique mirror, the, the Italian gone to a ashtrays, The Queen Anne Brass and irons.

[Assistant] I mean. I don't smoke. I, I don't have a fireplace. and I don't like antiques. You like antiques? I like modern decor, which, you know?


[User] Okay, fine, fine. You know what? I'll take it all back then.

[Assistant] Leonard. It's not about the things. It's not even about your reaction. It's about me being able to express nature.


[User] Oh, give me the chair. Get out. What are you doing? You hate it so much.

[Assistant] Can. Tell you how I feel.


[User] Are you sure you can't hang for again?

[Assistant] Uh. Ah, no, I got to do chores. But. Yeah, I don't mind because being responsible school.


[User] You said that you were going to loose.

[Assistant] But Jason, don't you say a word, Mr? I will deal with you later.


[User] Where does he come up with this stuff?

[Assistant] Are you lying dressed as our Lord and Savior? What is that? Did you steal that, no?


[User] I've had this with me all night.

[Assistant] Your line again, money don't stand next to him.


[User] Not quite. You did.

[Assistant] But the hell you think you are doing? We're just leaving Earl.


[User] following my conscience doesnot necessarily complicate my life.

[Assistant] why does Bill have to say the word Mormon?why do you have to say the word priesthood?you have these children. you have three houses.why do you have to be so unhappy?


[User] Isn't? I'm sorry. I know what it's like to to heat yourself on tape. I remember when when I heard my first radio interview. First of all, I sounded like snuffle off of Gus. I said so. do I really sound like that?

[Assistant] Andy, how would you stop? Ah, crime because of what I sound like. I'm crying because I married to an insensitive Durf Wade, who instead of trying to make life better for his wife tape records or so, he asked, proof that she's a terrible person.


[User] What's a default?

[Assistant] What was that tape for the guys? How you got to play for the guys? Hey, come on, fellows. Step right up and listen to the witch. Who killed my good time.


[User] No, no, it's just for us.

[Assistant] Where's my tape recorder, Ray? Where was my tape recorder when I was in labor with the twins for thirty six hours? And you were asking the nurse at the Tv, get Dsp?


[User] Thirty six hours. That's not a short time.

[Assistant] Guess what? It's even longer when you're trying to push two human beings out of your body while your husband's going. Does this hospital have foot sticklers?


[User] how dare you pretend that you give a rat's ass about whatanybody else wants other than you?you want mom to spend more time with the familybecause you want to spend more time with her.you want mom to decide with you,you,

[Assistant] you, you. are you kidding me right now? this is about me, huh?this isn't about me, Randall. this is about you.it's not about mom. it's about you wanting to save mom.that's what this is about.


[User] what the hell is that supposed to do?

[Assistant] you wanna do this now,please?you wanna do this now?fine.after all these years, let's do it.you know, this whole narrative that you keep spinning,this narrative that you took care of the family,where did the hell did that come from,huh?cause all I know is if I have been there,I would walk through literal fireand I would pull that man out.


[User] I love watching you work.

[Assistant] Well, that's creepy. Take these. Where is my prescription right here?


[User] Move over a little bit. How do you know? what is it doing it?

[Assistant] Any more either?


[User] Does it matter? It is always your way or the highway, look.

[Assistant] Kelly, I know you don't want to hear this right now, but you are on the wrong side of this foster reform bill. This is not reform at all. It is business as usual. In fact, you know what? It's actually worse.


[User] Just little mispronunciations like, for example, last night, you said we live in a doggy dog world. So let's dog eat dog world.

[Assistant] That doesn't make any sense. Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy dog world is a beautiful world full of little bobbies. What else do I say, wrath?


[User] Yes, it is. That's why the terrible pain.

[Assistant] Well, I mean, give me something. Your hands just lay in there.


[User] that look, look, what I'm saying is yeah,it's a shame that your music tastes as elite as yourknowledge of intersectionality.

[Assistant] at least I can spell it.


[User] What confidence I remember you make in front of me and giggling and still might touch off.

[Assistant] Yes, but then I encouraged you and you were able to get up in front of those people and give a great speech.


[User] you can't leave me here alone. there's a murder car out there.

[Assistant] relax. no one is after you.


[User] relax. no one is after you.

[Assistant] oh, really? what about the person who yelled, watch your back,bitch, when we were walking home?


[User] oh, really? what about the person who yelled, watch your back,bitch, when we were walking home?

[Assistant] that was me at that Girl Scout.if you tell someone you're carrying fitments,you best be carrying fitments.


[User] that was me at that Girl Scout.if you tell someone you're carrying fitments,you best be carrying fitments.

[Assistant] Max, you're coming back tonight, right?I'm kind of afraid. I've never been here alone at night.


[User] Max, you're coming back tonight, right?I'm kind of afraid. I've never been here alone at night.

[Assistant] if you don't want to be alone, why don't you call Han?


[User] if you don't want to be alone, why don't you call Han?

[Assistant] very funny.I did. Han specy,he's going to a country square dance on Second Life.it's an online game, but he says it's more of a lifestyle.


[User] don't you have to have a First Life to have a Second Life?

[Assistant] Max,please stay.call Deacon, cancelor else you might come home to find me in a pool of blood.