[User] You are completely incapable of seeing any of your own good qualities, and as far as being unemployed, that's not your.

[Assistant] Stop making excuses for me. Can't you see what I really am?


[User] Sounds like someone's about to pull a Christie.

[Assistant] No, I'm not. And stop coin at that.


[User] Ruling I didn't, but she seems to think she did.

[Assistant] Really, she met someone. what she like.


[User] Ok, well, I am not setting up my boss with one of our friends.

[Assistant] Fine, no, you tell Jennifer, I'm not tell. Oh, speak of the devil, hey. Yeah, we were just talking about it. She is. She is. She's right here. here. let me put you on the video chatter, go.


[User] Fine, no, you tell Jennifer, I'm not tell. Oh, speak of the devil, hey. Yeah, we were just talking about it. She is. She is. She's right here. here. let me put you on the video chatter, go.

[Assistant] Hey, Jenna.


[User] What are you saying in my college? Stoked, right?

[Assistant] So, so we're supposed to be studying this econ final, right? But when I finally sat down on my computer, my roommate left the page open to the legend of Johnny. And it's like a stupid game. But dude, the next thing I know is five in the morning. And I haven't thought plain plain. That was my like, aha, mom, you know? So I got thinking, you know, if a smart dude like me would spend seven hours on a dumb game, just think about what a smart game would do for dumb dudes.


[User] Yeah, that's right.

[Assistant] And just for the record, many great men have been well lubricated. Henry Ford, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a bottle close. Beethoven's fifth coincidence. I don't think so. Think you should do these.


[User] Scotty.

[Assistant] Oh my God, What are you doing there? I can't believe.


[User] You forgot.

[Assistant] No, that's why I made a song so that he would always help me remember. Might disappear, but might disappear. But I hate you very safely, but.


[User] No, no, no, no.

[Assistant] Tv, hey, come on. What are you doing? This is stupid.


[User] Tv, hey, come on. What are you doing? This is stupid.

[Assistant] It isn't stupid, so.


[User] It isn't stupid, so.

[Assistant] You give me, I don't care what your mom does with Amy, okay?


[User] You give me, I don't care what your mom does with Amy, okay?

[Assistant] No.  I want you to take my tie me more than you. Yeah, that's what she told my dad.


[User] No.  I want you to take my tie me more than you. Yeah, that's what she told my dad.

[Assistant] She did.


[User] She did.

[Assistant] Yes, and then he told me and robbers. Oh, and don't go and tell anybody, right? It's a secret.


[User] deputy medical director.I'm only taking on Max's duties while he's reproprating.yeah,

[Assistant] well,you're 10 minutes late to your first meeting,which is a follow move. so soon I do your tenure,I'm on my way.


[User] No, that's not helping things.

[Assistant] All right. Because you know what? You and I are on the same cycle and I got mine like a week and a half ago. So you are late. You are very, very late, really. Yeah, you haven't been this emotional since you were pregnant with Cooper.


[User] It screams. ignore me. Your shoulders are hunched over. You're staring at the ground and you sound like a girl leaning out of that.

[Assistant] Sound like a girl? You feel like a girl and throw like a girl, run like a girl and scream like a girl?


[User] That's your reaction to your daughter's a bully.

[Assistant] No, it's not right. And I'll talk to her.


[User] No, it's not right. And I'll talk to her.

[Assistant] That's it. You seem pretty, Leslie. fair about this.


[User] I think you're overreacting.

[Assistant] I don't think, you know your daughter. Yeah, yeah, cute little face, blonde hair. Thats a cover. Right, she seems harmless. Okay, yeah. She's like the fish at the skies itself as a rock, you know? And then you swim by.


[User] She's a normal kid.

[Assistant] No normal kids don't pick on other kids.


[User] No normal kids don't pick on other kids.

[Assistant] What are you talking about? You were a kid. You know, the bus, the playgrounds, Those are all tough places.


[User] Please, right, oh.

[Assistant] That's right. Just walk away. You know, I don't like to point a finger, but she's this way because of you. Excuse me. That's right. You heard me. You're the role model for her. Not me. I'm not the woman here.


[User] They're accusing me of teaching my daughter to be self confident.

[Assistant] That's right. Every jerk I ever met was self confident.


[User] That's right. Every jerk I ever met was self confident.

[Assistant] Yeah, not every jerk. Listen, I know the idea of being independent is very different than the way your mother raised you.


[User] What, what are you talking about?

[Assistant] The one with your father's eulogy on the back. Oh, ah. Did he see it? Of course not a.


[User] You funny man. You, you should be a comedian when you crawl, kid. I want a funny man catch.

[Assistant] But what are you doing?


[User] Double.

[Assistant] My bad man. that look, man, let, let me explain some basic economic theory to you. All right. In line, there are people who make things. And then there are other people who take things. I would be a taken. But I also can be a breaker. But never, ever fake. You follow me?


[User] There, if it was up to me at higher your entire crew, but I can't make any more hires until business.

[Assistant] And cut the crap. your biggest competitor is going out of business. If you don't start making a lot of money, you're doing something wrong. I mean, you can at least hire some of our guides.


[User] We're putting a lot of people out of work. People with families with mortgages. I will put as much pressure on as I can.

[Assistant] I understand. But you gotta take it easy on everybody, including yourself. Look, you've already got mom all upset.


[User] very well, thank you.

[Assistant] can't you see I'm mad at you?


[User] then why are you smiling?

[Assistant] this is my fake face.


[User] then what does your real face look like?

[Assistant] how dare you kiss me when you're married? hahaha.


[User] I was daydreaming. and now I can't remember if I shampooed my hair.

[Assistant] So do it again.


[User] So don't do it again.

[Assistant] But what if I didn't do it? Then? it's going to be too oily. Look, this is important.


[User] oh my God. all right,let's get a game going.you saw first.

[Assistant] okay, listen,how about if the ball bounces twice? that's minus a point.but if you hit it without the ball bouncing at all,you get an extra point first, 1 to 20. what?


[User] well, I'm just gonna lose.

[Assistant] who cares? it's not about winning, it's about playing.


[User] No, that's a terrible idea. I love brownie.

[Assistant] Do you want to send a message or not? Jay never wants me to help him with this business. and now sorely money doesn't want to listen to me either. is very frustrating. I have all the answers.


[User] I should be nervous, but I'm not. I'm excited to.

[Assistant] It's exciting, it's exciting.


[User] I'm not home right now.

[Assistant] I know we're. Um, because I'm standing outside your door with a big pile of chicken soup. Where are you?


[User] Nothing mah. just wanted a little long time before the ceremony.

[Assistant] Okay, I'll stay with you. Canada, could we go somewhere else?


[User] Of, of course, I just, I know your busy man did want to take up blood of your time, but of course, I want to know how Mr Ray's doing, how, how he doing?

[Assistant] Mister Ray's day. Mr Ray is living a tree.


[User] Mister Ray's day. Mr Ray is living a tree.

[Assistant] Yeah, extreme right along. Yeah, okay. well, I'm just happy that that, uh, album you recorded at the Luncheonette was such a big success.


[User] Yeah, extreme right along. Yeah, okay. well, I'm just happy that that, uh, album you recorded at the Luncheonette was such a big success.

[Assistant] Damn right, you look around. So this is what hard work in town gets you. Thank you, Jesus Christ, hallelujah, amen.


[User] It doesn't matter if I Jess up. I'm not pretty like Haley in you.

[Assistant] That's ridiculous. You're beautiful. I'm not.


[User] Speaking of shoulders, are you ready for one of my famous massages?

[Assistant] No, I'm good. It's a hello. The waiter. I knew he was flirting with you.


[User] No, I'm good. It's a hello. The waiter. I knew he was flirting with you.

[Assistant] Don't forget about that clog. She married. You got one of the good guys.


[User] Don't forget about that clog. She married. You got one of the good guys.

[Assistant] And he didn't have to write down on an order. So, you know that he won't forget your birthday. I mean, I was like, Joe leaves all his toys on the floor. I tell him to pick him up, but he doesn't listen. I'm telling you, it's a disaster in the bedroom. I don't know what to do. It's like he can't remember where these go.


[User] But they don't need to be exposed to you with your hoochie mama. Who knows where she's been?

[Assistant] It was never like that. Why don't you just listen to me? I'll sleep on the college. Come on. We can talk tonight. Not bite talk.


[User] No. How could you? All that time come, come home to us after screwing her.

[Assistant] I never screwed her. Never, never until last night. Ah. I mean.


[User] I never screwed her. Never, never until last night. Ah. I mean.

[Assistant] So. Your marriage is on the rocks, and that's what you do.


[User] So. Your marriage is on the rocks, and that's what you do.

[Assistant] You kicked me out into the street. Yes, I went to her. Yes, I had sex with her. It's all your fault.


[User] You kicked me out into the street. Yes, I went to her. Yes, I had sex with her. It's all your fault.

[Assistant] Oh, okay. Oh, my hacking we.


[User] You don't have to do that.

[Assistant] Yes, I do. I was confused. And I said a bunch of stuff that you didn't deserve.


[User] Listen, aliens old enough to make her own decisions.

[Assistant] I really like her. But if dating her is going to be a problem.


[User] I really like her. But if dating her is going to be a problem.

[Assistant] I don't love the twenty five year age difference.


[User] I don't love the twenty five year age difference.

[Assistant] It's actually twenty. Two to twenty two live. I wouldn't just hate to think that dating her meant that you and I still couldn't be. You know, friends.


[User] You still want to be friends?

[Assistant] I do, Phil. I know a million people, but I really don't have a lot of real.


[User] I do, Phil. I know a million people, but I really don't have a lot of real.

[Assistant] Not even the sports guy. You guys are always laughing. So crazy hard out of the commercials.


[User] Not even the sports guy. You guys are always laughing. So crazy hard out of the commercials.

[Assistant] Chip fielder. No, that's how fake fake is Tricia Tazaki shelter Dogs get for a buddy, but maybe you should go.


[User] Chip fielder. No, that's how fake fake is Tricia Tazaki shelter Dogs get for a buddy, but maybe you should go.

[Assistant] I'm not going anywhere.


[User] I'm not going anywhere.

[Assistant] I'm going live in a second. You're in my shop.


[User] I'm going live in a second. You're in my shop.

[Assistant] I got it, Call me. Call me.


[User] I didn't hit anything. Someone must have hit me when I was inside the store with Joe. but talking about accidents, If your dog pees one more time in one of my sleepers, I may accidentally leave her at the bee and.

[Assistant] I would never let that happen. I don't lash out at her. If you crashed the car, just tell me I didn't.


[User] Why did you learn Italian?

[Assistant] My mommy a day. If I have been in an accident, I will admit it. Now I have to go and buy more sleepers online.


[User] This happens to be an excellent program.

[Assistant] It doesn't matter where you're doing your training, sweetheart. You're going to be a terrific therapist. I mean, you really have this uncanny understanding of interpersonal dynamics, which you've always had. You just have a problem applying the principles to your own life, which is so often the case.


[User] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just that. The book was so confusing and.  I found that it was just laying there. and Mr Sears really, really hard well.

[Assistant] I can only imagine then what his reaction is going to be when I tell him that you did not write this paper, like what?


[User] No, no, no, you, you can't tell him, can't you just, can't you just punish me, please?

[Assistant] No, I can't punish you because I ran out of good punishments for you in Fresno. We'll have to see what he comes up with. Good night.


[User] Kaylee, it was my idea. I'm taking this room.

[Assistant] Over my dead body, this is going to be my breath. And there's nothing you can do about it.


[User] You know how the French are.

[Assistant] I'm intruding. But her coming over to my house every day with food and rewashing the kid's clothes and your father fixing things until they're broken. That's not intruding, oh.


[User] Hey, you know, that wasn't a serious offer.

[Assistant] A serious offer.


[User] A serious offer.

[Assistant] It was not a serious.


[User] It was not a serious.

[Assistant] He is trying to help.


[User] He is trying to help.

[Assistant] You know what he was doing here? I'll tell you what he was doing here. He wants to get in your pants. That's what it's all about. I mean, I can tell it. Julie, you're going to have to be careful.


[User] You know what he was doing here? I'll tell you what he was doing here. He wants to get in your pants. That's what it's all about. I mean, I can tell it. Julie, you're going to have to be careful.

[Assistant] You and your stupid. Find. See what you're doing. You could lose everything. You could lose the house. You could lose mom. Okay, I'm sorry that I'm yelling at you, but I don't want to see that happen because I love you.


[User] and that's when we realizedit wasn't laid in Middlethorpe empty. in our account.it was a butlerfur coat.weigh boulders,

[Assistant] brass. never. the butler did.


[User] brass. never. the butler did.

[Assistant] the butler did.itonly didn'tbecause three of us grabbed him before he could leg it.oh, that tail tickles Aldrin.


[User] Fantastic, give them a check.

[Assistant] I still haven't told Marjorie I started to, but then I got cold feet, and then I accidentally threw out anotherval.Pex. I was coming from a position of weakness. We talked to her for me.


[User] This is something you got to do alone. Like your forty S.

[Assistant] Please, I work a halfday at Williams Sonoma tomorrow. You guys can come by and we can go out to lunch.


[User] Right, she's going to be devastated. It'll be good.

[Assistant] Hey, couple, buddy.


[User] Yeah, I know. It's about Robert Feel. I'm lonely.

[Assistant] That's right. He's really vulnerable right now. You know, it's touch and go. Emotionally speaking.


[User] Amy, how are you doing?

[Assistant] I wanted to bring back back these.


[User] and how would that go,huh?a drone.you came to us with a problem.we discovered that your daughterstole $2 million from your company.and our conclusion is your shit out of luck.

[Assistant] I don't really care how it would go.all I care about is my life in keeping our secret.


[User] Probably isn't that your relationship? He's always desperate for your approval and you shoot him down.

[Assistant] Supposed to be, but all of a sudden, he's like. Cold. When let me sit with them.


[User] So high school dad and I watched mean girls the other night, and I chewed off a piece of my hair, reliving how awful it was to. Wait in the movie, the heroine takes down the head, mingled by being mean to her. Maybe that's what doubt is doing to you.

[Assistant] Son of a bitch. fill things He can mean girls, me. How lame is that? Let me tell you something. I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win, just like legally blonde.


[User] Hailey doesn't hate you. and we're not losing.

[Assistant] Do you remember when you used to come home from work and Hayley would meet you at the door? her little old lad and put chances. When she starts up in the air and say, daddy, daddy, you take me on a magic carpet ride. Remember that? When was the last time Manly? Was that excited to see you?


[User] we've seen the rest of the house is lovely and bright.

[Assistant] you don't know. it might not be as nice of Jess.


[User] Hi, how's you? Would you come?

[Assistant] Oh, I wish I would go. Can't do it. You, you should do this. No, you were in Pr. You're good at both Pr.


[User] What's the tell For the last thirty years, he sat in front of the television with a bowl of baked beans.

[Assistant] He was a great patron of the arts. Wow. Anna Gourmet. Tell me something else.


[User] No. I must say nect. Okay, he's not going to do anything. He just, he wants to say as a girlfriend, that's all. That's a. It's a guy thing. I mean, you're going to be in Minnesota, right, right. So what's? What's the harm, nought? I don't. Come on.

[Assistant] I can't believe you, alright?


[User] All right, so you're jealous.

[Assistant] I'm not jealous. I'm not. I just think it's a little weird that you would keep a breakup tape for twenty years.


[User] about this, especially to you.I want to find this guy and beat his head in.

[Assistant] we're going to talk to a state witnessbefore a trial is not a good idea.


[User] Yeah, but, you know, it's all right. I can hire somebody to do it now.

[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, no, no way. I want to fix your stairs, me. Not some guy.


[User] Oh, no, no, no, no, no way. I want to fix your stairs, me. Not some guy.

[Assistant] That's nice. Well, listen. I feel bad. You got hurt. So, so.


[User] That's nice. Well, listen. I feel bad. You got hurt. So, so.

[Assistant] Don't feel bad. This is what it's all about.


[User] Just because I don't fly on the handle.

[Assistant] I don't know why. I have to say I have to lay down the law. That's why.


[User] They don't come to because you don't parent them.

[Assistant] You police that? That's not fair.


[User] or true to form, I'll blow it off. but you up and take yours

[Assistant] off the top of my giant head. I'm thinking sticky bonds,steaks, dark sticky buns.


[User] off the top of my giant head. I'm thinking sticky bonds,steaks, dark sticky buns.

[Assistant] we're talking about dessert,not what's going on in your pants.


[User] You forgot your biology textbook. So, oh, wow. I figured you might. Need it, wow.

[Assistant] That's so considerate of you. Thanks, hey. You know, it's funny for a second. I thought maybe you were checking up on me. Maybe afraid that I was going to write the liquor cabinet?


[User] You know, like. Like I had a grown up dream once of my home room teacher, Mrs Hustwit.

[Assistant] I remember her lusty husty. So my red dad, it's not a big deal.


[User] Yeah, yeah, what? Split, this is about Jeffrey skipping because we're going to work on that.

[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no. not at all. He's more than Welcome to skip.


[User] Raymond, all I'm trying to say is that when you kid around, it seems that you're genuinely concerned that Jeffrey is doing something.

[Assistant] No, no, no, no. that's not it at all.


[User] Why make fun of your son?

[Assistant] I wasn't making fun. I was making fun me, yeah.


[User] Answer the question.

[Assistant] No, no. The floor is sticky. I don't know. A single song, and I'm not entirely sure. Donna isn't. There's just a pan.


[User] It's okay, Nora. Kevin told us what's going on. so it's.

[Assistant] And what would that be saw? What was Kevin referring to? And the fact that I find myself involved in an open relationship with Roger, the fact I was in there yelling at Kitty and saying she was barely aware she is having a baby and.


[User] second best 50th birthday party I ever had.

[Assistant] why are you being such a baby?train?just grow upand help your father.look,it's a son's duty to honor thy father.it says so right there in the Bible.


[User] Focus, you've got a big role in this. After I cut the ribbon. it's your job to fire off the cannon. That's the signal for everybody to start marching on.

[Assistant] Is in the Grand Marshals job to fire the cannon?


[User] Here, trade with me.

[Assistant] What, no, what are you doing? What's the difference? trade? I don't like trailing. No, I want mine, mom.


[User] What, no, what are you doing? What's the difference? trade? I don't like trailing. No, I want mine, mom.

[Assistant] I am your mother.


[User] I didn't say it was. I'm just saying I have Elizabeth's best interest at heart.

[Assistant] I'm her mother. I think I know it's in her best interests. Nora, you're the one that told me to live by my own nights and be independent. Yes, but you don't have to move to Seattle to do that. Yes, I do. You're all helpful until things don't go your way. And up until a month ago, I would have been fine with you as unforgivable as Tommy's behavior has been. And it has been. But he lives here. Elizabeth is his daughter. He has a right to have his daughter. when he comes back. I don't believe he's coming back. But at least you're finally being honest. It's Elizabeth. You want to keep around? Not me. It's not that I had to come out.


[User] Because they're nosy and they're out of.

[Assistant] You know, when you were hiding it from me, it was manipulative. Now it's your response.


[User] Hey, bake.

[Assistant] You must think I'm stupid. Oh, yeah, Rochelle is just. Oh, you don't know what goes on in this house. And I am sure ankle tell us, is that what you tell your little Portuguese and mommy? And all your little ninjas. Did you take them on vacation and buy a four to five cent worth of this? A dollar 47th worth of that with your credit card.


[User] I am not Batman. I bad man.

[Assistant] I need to know the trope.


[User] I need to know the trope.

[Assistant] You can't handle the truth. Shell. I couldn't tell you about it.


[User] You can't handle the truth. Shell. I couldn't tell you about it.

[Assistant] How many times we could have used?


[User] How many times we could have used?

[Assistant] That's why I couldn't tell you about it. I didn't want another bill.


[User] That's why I couldn't tell you about it. I didn't want another bill.

[Assistant] Oh, okay, Mr Responsibility, Mr. Fiscally conservative. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hahn, thanks from his wife, answered this for me. It's just so against credit cards and. Why do you have one?


[User] Right yesterday, he said he was sick. and last night he's running around with a cape on going.

[Assistant] Whoa, whoa, yeah, Okay, yesterday you said you a second last night, you run around with a cape on going. Whoa, whoa.


[User] Repeat what I am, right?

[Assistant] All right, all right. No, don't go back. Mike. Did you do your homework? Did you do homework?


[User] He said he didn't have any.

[Assistant] And you fell for that. What I am going to lie to you more. Michael, did you have homework to Lily? Hello? Oh, you see? All right. That's it. I know this game. I invented it.


[User] It turns out Cam and I make tremendous stance partners. Our bodies are so in tune. It's like we've finished each other's sequences.

[Assistant] Phil starts to move and I instinctually complete it. And yeah, it's as powerful as it sounds. Oh my gosh. did you ever? A farm boy from Missouri and a real estate agent from Key West, Florida would get the opportunity to audition for the prestigious Tuesday company, and it only costs slightly more than regular classmates.


[User] lords,you're braverer than me. you're cleverer than me. no,

[Assistant] I'm not.I've tried to be brave.they have. Buckhart. not about this, not about our baby.


[User] So what? I'm a mess, right? Like what? What the hell difference does that make?

[Assistant] It makes a difference. It makes a difference just. and this is your life. You have a family, You have a wife. The accident was four weeks ago. You have to get up off this couch and.


[User] It makes a difference. It makes a difference just. and this is your life. You have a family, You have a wife. The accident was four weeks ago. You have to get up off this couch and.

[Assistant] And what my move on. Move on. Do you think? I like who I am right now? I left Robert on the side of the road.


[User] Polly is alive because of you.

[Assistant] I'm not helping her now, mom. Rebecca and I can barely look at each other. And the only thing I want to do, the only thing that makes sense to me. Nobody can understand. Rebecca said she's going to leave me if I even consider going off.


[User] I'm not helping her now, mom. Rebecca and I can barely look at each other. And the only thing I want to do, the only thing that makes sense to me. Nobody can understand. Rebecca said she's going to leave me if I even consider going off.

[Assistant] Because it makes no sense. It's crazy. You can't go after war.


[User] Because it makes no sense. It's crazy. You can't go after war.

[Assistant] This is war. This is war where I am right now, Mom and I'm, I'm waiting, I'm dying. I'm dying. And over there, that feels like my chance to make things right. A gap up.


[User] This is war. This is war where I am right now, Mom and I'm, I'm waiting, I'm dying. I'm dying. And over there, that feels like my chance to make things right. A gap up.

[Assistant] Sign up. Go back to the army. Sail off to a record, Afghanistan, wherever people are blowing each other up. If that is the only thing you think will make you better at.


[User] Taking it very well.

[Assistant] My friend. Where did you get that idea?


[User] From you. You, you wanted to be alone. You wanted to have a romantic evening, and that's why I'm here.

[Assistant] Oh, hey. I'm definitely not into that. Listen, I just wanted to be alone with Robert to tell him. See, he's been hanging out with me and my friends a lot. and it's getting to where he's acting. He's getting to be a little bit too.


[User] Yes, yeah. Sup with that? I mean, gosh.

[Assistant] It's getting weird with my friends. I want to tell him to chill, but he's so sensitive. He'll get all mopy and.


[User] Hey, how about you? Tell them?

[Assistant] No, me. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think that's a good idea.


[User] For him or for you.

[Assistant] Okay, he's leaving me for the first time in his life, been married. I've been divorced. I lived here. I lived there. I drove a taxi. I wanna start search through all the changes in my life. There was always us. Like partners. If I don't keep this light, I am going to be very sad.


[User] Hey, Marie, while you're holding that Bible.  I got a question for you. Did you eat the two missing canoes?

[Assistant] Frank, I'm not going to let you use the Bible like that.


[User] Frank, I'm not going to let you use the Bible like that.

[Assistant] Answer me yes or no?


[User] Answer me yes or no?

[Assistant] This is ridiculous. No, I don't need those two canoes.


[User] This is ridiculous. No, I don't need those two canoes.

[Assistant] And you would see what she did. Pick it up and tell us what happened to those.


[User] And you would see what she did. Pick it up and tell us what happened to those.

[Assistant] You know me. Oh, shut.


[User] You know me. Oh, shut.

[Assistant] Um, shalt not eat the canoe.


[User] Well, I should be there. But why didn't he invite me? You see, that's what I don't.

[Assistant] If you sit around waiting for him to invite you or call you or tell you what to do, You could be waiting forever. I mean, don't be a victim. you know, just do something. You don't need an invitation to your own life.


[User] I, I know. Look, look, I, I got that, But this came up. Alright, no. Bets. I gotta do there.

[Assistant] Said, don't we develop my pictures today?


[User] Said, don't we develop my pictures today?

[Assistant] I get that. Okay, okay. This is a big job. This, this job pays for me to develop your pay, okay?


[User] I get that. Okay, okay. This is a big job. This, this job pays for me to develop your pay, okay?

[Assistant] Then we will develop my pictures first, like a plan that we had. And then you can New Year's.


[User] Max, listen, listen, we're not developing your pages.

[Assistant] So great. So you're a liar.


[User] So great. So you're a liar.

[Assistant] Did you? You lie? Uh oh. Did you hear what I said? We gotta do it, no.


[User] Okay, Mr Hour. Hi, I'm B O Bryan, and this is my sister.

[Assistant] Three owns wordplay, which is a bookstore in Chesapeake Shores, and she's hosting a book club for you to read. It's always Caroline. and what we thought. Well, I thought that maybe you could come by and read a few excerpts. I mean, you totally don't have to, but it's already sold out. and it's kind of my fault.


[User] Of course she did, because she wishes I could still walk.

[Assistant] No, she doesn't. Body's crazy about you. You're the only thing she talks about.


[User] Yeah, but up until now, she didn't have the old me to compare it to.

[Assistant] Adam, all she wants is for you to open up to her and talk about how you feel. That's all any of us want from you, men. Just let us in. Damn it.


[User] We didn't do anything wrong. Okay, we really thought you were never getting it. We never thought you were going to get adopted.

[Assistant] Are we just telling ourselves that? I mean, I have this huge secret? Hell, am I supposed to let people think that? Some kind of role model.


[User] I've heard of Mickey. I don't know Billy or Whitey.

[Assistant] Well, they were these great plays and they all hung out together. I don't know. I don't know. It's probably stupid.


[User] I thought you operated on knees and elbows.

[Assistant] So this is a nice car and is half the price of a new car. If you don't buy it, I will.


[User] How's everything? You're getting married?

[Assistant] I'm not. Oh my God. Nope, it's okay. It's fine. It's for the best. we, we didn't. We didn't go for that. Okay, it's totally fine though. I'm fine. I'm actually good. Yeah, I'm working at the luncheon still, you know?


[User] What about you?

[Assistant] Everything's, everything's pretty good. Yeah, thank you. How's your, how's your mom?


[User] How do we get hold of your bra?

[Assistant] Well, we were out on a date and he has a really nice car. So how do you think he got out of the laundry basket? Can't take my eyes off that dog for a second time.


[User] Or the open outs?

[Assistant] Once he gonna be back, did he say? Hope it comes back soon because I rode my bike all the way out here and almost passed up because of the heat. Any problem?


[User] Why don't call it a strewn?

[Assistant] Dad. Please. By my math, these guys will save us three percent overhead.


[User] Zoey is not a water heater.she is asexual being.

[Assistant] no, she's not.she's my daughter.


[User] Maybe you and dash. You can buy one, nine. Morning, that goes beyond the bar.

[Assistant] We'd love to. Maybe the weekend. You know how your dad is? He doesn't like going out after work.


[User] Please, Marie, don't make me feel guilty about this now.

[Assistant] Oh no, dear. I respect your ambition. I mean, most women would just settle for having. Everything.


[User] absolutely not. no.

[Assistant] Oleg's working and Olla's gonna wear his fishnet tank top.there he is.dinner with a cute guy who has connections tothe a list place.I'm living my old life.


[User] Okay. So you do kind of get it.

[Assistant] Does it even matter to you? if I do come online?


[User] I don't want to be from me.

[Assistant] You do here, work with me. What are you going to be?


[User] You do here, work with me. What are you going to be?

[Assistant] I won't be a beauty queen.


[User] I'm gonna be miss Miss California.

[Assistant] Sweetie. Why do you want to be a lady mug like you were last year? That was so cute.


[User] No, mom, mom, I know what they want. I wanna be Miss California.

[Assistant] Okay, we're gonna think about it and then. And we'll discuss it later.


[User] Well, it seems to me that you should be able to ask him. And he should tell you if he was on a.

[Assistant] Eight, yeah, I can't do that. I can't ask Joel because he's basically. Not talking to me. He's being very short with me still. Yeah, he's making me feel like anything. That's not the kid's schedules is off limits to talk to me. That's horrible. I know, but I don't. I just, I don't know what's going on. And so I just, I want to know.


[User] okay,that's fine.that is fine.I am just gonna drive you.

[Assistant] what?okay, Kate,what are you gonna drive me around for the rest of my life?


[User] well, you don't seem fine.listen,you can call it maternal instinctor whatever it is that you want to call it.but Lux,you just,you don't seem okay.

[Assistant] what I'm not okay with is you micromanaging me,you being on top of meand you reminding me every three seconds what happened.I just want to forget about it.I want everyone to forget about it.


[User] And bick's nimble.

[Assistant] So, yeah, he's an imbecile, but he has an assistant named Gilani who has a sister named Lauren, who was dating. As for Nose's legislative correspondent, I don't even know, maybe, maybe for a year or something, You know that that is definitely what you need to do. You should call you Lana. And I bet you she can get you what you needed. You know, all do it.


[User] Those people aren't my friends.

[Assistant] Pete and Jessica and Chris and Steve and Wendy and John. What's wrong with them?


[User] But for what it's worth, I don't want to keep it because I had so much great sex in.

[Assistant] So much.


[User] No, no, no, no, listen.

[Assistant] You want to take all of your help?


[User] You want to take all of your help?

[Assistant] No, no, no. I just like pancakes.


[User] No, no, no. I just like pancakes.

[Assistant] Ali is growing up. She's mature. She's responsible. She wants to help out.


[User] The perfect system, Ali will be helping me a lot.

[Assistant] Wait a minute, Goodbye, Mary.


[User] Hey, Ray, am I going to play at night? I need to know because I was thinking about bringing a girl to the game.

[Assistant] Yeah, all right, all right, all right, I'll play you.


[User] Ok, I'm telling her not to come.

[Assistant] All right. This is why you guys are up here bothering me.


[User] All right. This is why you guys are up here bothering me.

[Assistant] Yeah, what do you think? We just come up here to watch you buff yourself to a high sheen.


[User] Yeah, what do you think? We just come up here to watch you buff yourself to a high sheen.

[Assistant] Yeah, our party pointing out I'll take care of everything. I'll do me a favor and get out of here. Very nice nipples, right? He's come in trouble. Get out of here.


[User] New company. All right. I said that it was a new.

[Assistant] The heck, Hunter? the lunch at a Taj. You've done nothing but license first. heard the word green atopia God, I am such a fool. I spent the afternoon working up this proposal to impress you guys. Dear chocolate.


[User] no, I'm a. I'm a grown man.

[Assistant] you're so skinny.do they feed youhere?have a great.


[User] I'm sorry. What have I done to offend you? We haven't seen each other for thirty years and somehow. This is not about what happened at that tacky Lua, you know, is it because it's nothing to be embarrassed? What, what happened to Lewis? Your sister hit on me.

[Assistant] I most certainly did not rush. This project calls for someone to create a warm and nurturing environment where families can come in and.


[User] Pretty Polly.

[Assistant] There we go. Okay. All right, wrist posture.


[User] I know you're making a joke because you're uncomfortable. so I'll let it slide. And we met in an orgy.

[Assistant] Come on. I just think it's crazy. That's all. So what if you can't swing a hammer? Look at all. He has done law school, great career providing for his family. That's manly too, isn't it? I mean, the classical sense.


[User] No, no, no.

[Assistant] When you look at the toast of what you want, some toast. Oh, no, no, no, no. I got raisin bread, no.


[User] No, I'm sorry. I didn't know what's going to go down like that.

[Assistant] Oh, I didn't know that your loyalty was contingent on the circumstances.


[User] Oh, I didn't know that your loyalty was contingent on the circumstances.

[Assistant] Tommy might go to jail. Okay, I'm sorry if my family's a little harsh.


[User] Tommy might go to jail. Okay, I'm sorry if my family's a little harsh.

[Assistant] A little harsh. Talk about taking side, don't.


[User] A little harsh. Talk about taking side, don't.

[Assistant] Don't act like you're a bubble. You took your mom's side the.


[User] Don't act like you're a bubble. You took your mom's side the.

[Assistant] Someone has to. You don't get it.


[User] Someone has to. You don't get it.

[Assistant] No, I don't get it.


[User] I tell daddy

[Assistant] he isn't speaking to me.


[User] I don't know.your grandfather did something orsaid something?no, no one's made it clear to me. but your father blames me.

[Assistant] that's not right. no grand.hello. how is your run?


[User] um, gram, this is Scott.he's my friend and this is his apartment.my dad cut off my grandma.

[Assistant] this is all I have left to give you.Frank ran off with everything I have, all my money.just clean me out. I'm a victim, too.


[User] And what do you ask him about? Your all systems go, Is that it?

[Assistant] Do you understand the subtlety of the situation? What about Amber? The guy's younger than Julia. He's younger than me by a lot, look.


[User] One time.

[Assistant] Ok, so it's not always the coop, but, but, but it's always. You just, you never stopped. You're always bogging in here.


[User] Doing what exactly?

[Assistant] I know you have this plan. You know, you want to get married and have two and a half kids and a white picket fence, but. I just, I can't nothing, not for you, but I don't want to end up like Anna, Karen and.


[User] I wrote you a note. Yeah, yeah. And there's some coffee over there.

[Assistant] You can't leave right now. I have to make that conference called in New York and I.


[User] I know, I know, I'm sorry, but I just gotta get in early on this jewels.

[Assistant] Maybe I can't do this.


[User] I mean, I'm leaving work early. I'm coming home. I'm working all hours of the night. You're not even here. My dad's here feeding our child.

[Assistant] Get a fine job. It's not. It's on one night. It wasn't that bad. You know what, um? It's been a hard week, but we're going to get through it. We're right at the tail end there.


[User] You know, I don't. I don't. I'm only focused on this job. I'm just trying to get through this job.

[Assistant] Okay, listen, I know we said there needs to be more room for you, especially if we're going to have a second child. We did. I need to understand, you know, is this what that looks like because? I don't know if we can manageit<period>. I don't know how thatworks<period>How can wemanage<period>? I don'tknow<period>.


[User] Plenty of people to take care of our kids.

[Assistant] You got standing. I mean, we're just position.


[User] What's there to know, Gretchen? Draw on the title and see a chain. Snatch it.

[Assistant] I couldn't help but think if I actually did snatch a chain, something would go wrong.


[User] The fact that you and Gordon chose to go out and get hammered in the middle.

[Assistant] That's why I wish that my idea had worked, which I still think it could. And I still don't understand why going on. Do you think I don't care about those people's jobs? I do, hi.


[User] Now that I think about it while we were talking this afternoon, he did excuse himself to go to the bathroom like five times. Thought he had a tummy problem.

[Assistant] It's not his tummy. He has no soul.


[User] So we just wanted me to go away. That is kind of. Jerky.

[Assistant] I love you so much. You know, this is good. Tomorrow night, more cheese for us.


[User] I know we need the money. Christina bit. It's a lot less money than we need. I'm sure it's like.

[Assistant] Twenty five percent. It's twentyfive percent more than what we're making right now. Okay, our savings is almost gone. Our cushions nil. I'm not, I'm just saying.


[User] Twenty five percent. It's twentyfive percent more than what we're making right now. Okay, our savings is almost gone. Our cushions nil. I'm not, I'm just saying.

[Assistant] What's my fault, Christina? I'm the one who's supposed to be taking care of us. I'm the one who's supposed to be providing for the family.


[User] You are, you do.

[Assistant] I just have any idea what that feels like for me not to be able to do that right now. Do you have any idea what that feels like?


[User] Sabotage, attract it. What kind of a nut job or something like that?

[Assistant] I may have done the very same thing to Tim when he was date and American. You know, to see if he was good enough. But the good news is, looks like you passed.


[User] Do you remember last year when we made that maze together and you trained a little rat to run through?

[Assistant] His name was Rapman Do. And you hate it?


[User] I'm busy now. Can we talk later?

[Assistant] Come on. You ain't unloaded ice cream. This gift shot merch. This shouldn't go on melt. Come on, give me a moment.


[User] Or a very silly man, Jessie, I can't give you a million dollars without your daddy, no.

[Assistant] Of course, Ken, Daddy, trust you and your judgments.


[User] Why are you not running for Av?

[Assistant] Because I don't want to lose. I haven't done anything outside of my house in eighteen years. I don't know what the first thing I do to be a complete failure.


[User] Let me guess you won.

[Assistant] Of course I won, but I was talking about my cousin, Maria Conchita. She had a nose like a token. She stuck her body in this bikini. and at the end.


[User] Are you kidding me? I want some screaming at my house.

[Assistant] Why does everybody think I talk like that?


[User] Scott slum.

[Assistant] For a long, long, long, long time. And we're gonna look at all the dresses. and we, my friends. Have an apple T V?


[User] And's so much like.

[Assistant] Let's plan your wedding. Don't get.


[User] There was nothing wrong with my help.

[Assistant] You got the gout, high blood pressure, arthritis, a bad back, The sniffles and ingrown toenail. Siberiasar.ayash. a strained ligament, dyspepsia and gastric reflux.


[User] He is called weaving.

[Assistant] Your wavelength has me wavelength. Fernando, I'm serious. They don't want you moving in.


[User] if you could do anything,what would you do?

[Assistant] I,I tell him what I think of him and what he did to me,that evil, evil fuck.


[User] yeah,man, you jump shot improved.I knew I was gonna have my hands full coming into this, man.you knowthe better man. 1.

[Assistant] what are you doing? it's no fun rubbing it in if you're nice.


[User] I know I'm supposed to be mad, son,but I'm not.your mother was right.you have become an a man. and if surpassing me helps youreach that potential,that. that's just a hit I'm gonna have to take.

[Assistant] stop it.break something.yell. tell me I'm adopted,


[User] This is worse than the time we built that volcano from Marianna. Well, hello.

[Assistant] Those are not for us, but Timothy, Timothy.


[User] Those are not for us, but Timothy, Timothy.

[Assistant] Oh, come on. He could stop a lot of fun.


[User] stealing my things. you got a cleaning lady?

[Assistant] relax. I am returning what I took. here's your place.oh, and here's your ATM card. I lifted it from your wallet.oh, and here's your wallet.


[User] relax. I am returning what I took. here's your place.oh, and here's your ATM card. I lifted it from your wallet.oh, and here's your wallet.

[Assistant] there was $40 in here.


[User] there sure was.

[Assistant] at least give me back my gift card from Sephora


[User] at least give me back my gift card from Sephora

[Assistant] Hairline. Han wants a Sephora gift card back.


[User] Well, I was up all night.

[Assistant] Grab up for nice, um. Writing just like when you were in high school, my little poet.


[User] Grab up for nice, um. Writing just like when you were in high school, my little poet.

[Assistant] Oh yeah. Phones, oh no.


[User] What do you mean you're out? Where are you going?

[Assistant] Dad, no fence. What have you seen you with a glue gun? I think a nail is going to be harder to get out of my hair.


[User] Dad, no fence. What have you seen you with a glue gun? I think a nail is going to be harder to get out of my hair.

[Assistant] No, don't go. I'm doing this for you.


[User] Is that a no?

[Assistant] You know, it's just I, I came here to make launch, had a little bit of an issue with the sandwich spread that was going to be my. Big dilemma of the day.


[User] It was. Brilliance, honestly, I cried at the end. I did, I cried. And if you can write like this in eighth grade, I'm dying to read what you can right now.

[Assistant] No, I don't know what to say. It's a so embarrassed.


[User] Failed eighteen pounds.

[Assistant] Eighteen pounds. Oh, I think this one is just enough. Put him down. Yeah, oh, this one is self-hatred. You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving, huh? Just thus in the kids. You cook and I'll watch football with my pants open all day.


[User] Your parents are coming.

[Assistant] And they're really happy. we're having Thanksgiving here.


[User] Ah, ah. that makes four. parents are going backwards.

[Assistant] Come on, right? I mean, it's not a real Thanksgiving unless the whole family is here. It would be like when the Russians boy caught at the Olympics, you know, it diminished the whole event.


[User] Be serious after what he did at the diner.

[Assistant] Shit right there. That's the energy I want to see because lately you guys have been treating my rodeo school like a country club. and that's gonna stop today. so you can leave your gear here. Because we're not going to be writing.


[User] okay. you ready?I got a laser bees alright.

[Assistant] I got a lased including pre calculate.


[User] I got a lased including pre calculate.

[Assistant] yes.see I told you you were great


[User] yes.see I told you you were great

[Assistant] at math and I get to keep saying itI am great at math. oh my momum, okay. uh, what do we do? what do we do?


[User] You should have seen her when she watched card shots. Now that I was going to the show, I couldn't wait for Mr Omara. Show me the money.

[Assistant] Hey, Miss O'mara was just wondering why I needed to do finish up my Scotch work. Oh, I appreciate your enthusiasm, Chris. as you know, that doesn't wait. So come on in. I'm just finishing up my preparation for the death Jubilee Sweets. that up. Yes, Jubilee. Oh, it's only the biggest event of the year. It's like the auto shit.


[User] If you drive a hearse.

[Assistant] So look, I need you to call eight thieves. full thieves. Take both of them. Slide up into here. Okay, lead you to iron that shirt. Take the suit to the cleaners, shine my shoes, giving a paper on the corner. I got a lot of more stuff that you do later. Oh, the death. You believe all day tomorrow to get your rest.


[User] So look, I need you to call eight thieves. full thieves. Take both of them. Slide up into here. Okay, lead you to iron that shirt. Take the suit to the cleaners, shine my shoes, giving a paper on the corner. I got a lot of more stuff that you do later. Oh, the death. You believe all day tomorrow to get your rest.

[Assistant] You mean get your rest in peace.


[User] Maybe she won't make us pay. I mean, we wouldn't make someone pay if this happened to us.

[Assistant] She didn't want to hear her on the phone. Fix it, Replace it. Write me a check. She probably has that embroidered on a pillow or next to a jar of years.


[User] I'm going to have to ask you to leave now. The hotel owner is very strict about. Women. Do what you do.

[Assistant] Oh, you're going to take me to a room where the cattle owner is going to give me a very tough, sexy talking to.


[User] No, you're going to leave or we're going to call the police.

[Assistant] Yes, contemporaries have been a very, very bad.


[User] You know, I want to say one thing. Anytime we've ever played ping pong or played anything you've always beaten. Better. A jerk.

[Assistant] A jerk. I'm not a jerk. I'm a survivor.


[User] No jerk, I think works.

[Assistant] Let me tell you something. When I came back from Korea, I had no money, no skills. Sure, I was good with a bayonet, but you can't put that on a resume, puts people off. I had nothing.


[User] Yeah, mom. Sorry.

[Assistant] I worked in a restaurant. A meatpacking plant, A bowling alley. And they all ended the same way with the same lameness excuse. Broke too many dishes too slow with the jubilates. I'm sorry. You've been replaced by a machine that rolls the ball back.


[User] You are an accounting.

[Assistant] Yeah, by the time you came along, I was an accountant. Not even an accountant. Bookkeeper.


[User] So, so what? That's a good career.

[Assistant] That's a job. You think I liked it? Sitting there all day. And then the, the traffic, the, the idiots. Dac. Is life. And you got to be tough. I try to show you that.


[User] Nice day.

[Assistant] It gets me all hopped up. I'm almost done here. Oh, damn piece of wrap.


[User] It's Sarah. Look, you know, you said that to me in an offhand way that morning. It's not like we sat down and had an official pitch meeting.

[Assistant] Oh, I didn't know. Oh, I didn't know we had to have an official meeting. Maybe we should take it to the people's court or, you know, call Judge Judy. I don't know. Seriously, I don't know. We had to have a meeting. Okay, Adam, I had an idea. and I feel like if I don't start to value my ideas, I'm going to disappear. Let me be part of it.


[User] That you don't want to hear it.

[Assistant] Don't tell me what I want to hear, but what I don't want to hear. Tell me what he said.


[User] I don't know.maybe this is just reality.maybe things are shifting.my responsibilities lie elsewhere,other children and other houses, other churches.

[Assistant] that's not fair and this isn't right.I followed you into polygamy. and let me tell you, it waspretty alien from my beliefs,but I did it out of love.


[User] If you check the shroud.

[Assistant] What of all the ties? we've gone sailing together? Why is it? You always remember the worst one.


[User] What of all the ties? we've gone sailing together? Why is it? You always remember the worst one.

[Assistant] You trust. Heading out into the bay on a fourteen foot blue jade that you can't turn without snapping The mast is hard to forget.


[User] Oh, yeah, that was fun.

[Assistant] You and I have a completely different definition of fun. Ah, huh.


[User] Do you check the gooseneck?

[Assistant] Yeah, it's secure. Seven hours on the water. And I wasn't scared once.


[User] I told Guinea how great Lucas is.

[Assistant] this is all your fault. why would you do that? just she okay,


[User] this is all your fault. why would you do that? just she okay,

[Assistant] she was being mean and calling him namesand I didn't expect to her to do that.


[User] Grace.  Yeah, ah.

[Assistant] With you, it's late. It scared me.


[User] Vineyard.

[Assistant] My body was reacting to the desire to.


[User] Of course, the first of the many Raymond glories.

[Assistant] Got it with my Rayman Spinball boom.


[User] Really, that's.

[Assistant] Great, I want you to come over for dinner tonight and we'll work out all the details. One entree and declare you should come to you.


[User] Wait, are you saying this is my fault? Are you kidding me? You think that Robert decided that he won a custody of Kelly simply because he saw me standing on his patio and he?

[Assistant] So I'm standing there all defensive and territorial. He was already upset. Why couldn't you just give things a little time to cool down? You're so impulsive. You can never just. Sleep well enough alone.


[User] I was trying to defend Jude.

[Assistant] What do you think I was trying to do for Cali? And protect you from what? from, from, from getting in to trouble for the shenanigans in the tent, which he actually did. I love this about you. How passionate and idealistic you are, Lena, how you would do anything to protect our kids, but by trying to protect one, you are hurting. All of them are.


[User] Ah, you might be right about.

[Assistant] See, I know. I know when people don't want to have sex with me. You're talking to an expert.


[User] You don't have to do that for me.

[Assistant] I didn't do it just for you. Every good closet man knows when to hang it up. And I think I'm ready for a new challenge and.


[User] Oh, dad, not window tinting.

[Assistant] It's like printing money, but, oh, it's not for me. Here's what I'm excited about.


[User] Go get dressed and take the kids to do that, come.

[Assistant] Yeah, we come on, go, go up. Oh, my Terry Bradshaw meeting. I can't just blow him off.


[User] Budget for this was eight hundred. You spent eight thousand. this budget for the whole year.

[Assistant] I texted you once my budget for the snowball. You replied eight thousand, followed by a gratuitous gift of a guy getting hit in the Nords.


[User] She just, she thinks I'm trying to sell herrant and prostit.

[Assistant] And what did you say to her?


[User] And what did you say to her?

[Assistant] I told her, why doesn't she just pretend to be his? Girlfriend, because she's going to Minnesota. She's going away. There's no harm. There's no, he doesn't know advice.


[User] I told her, why doesn't she just pretend to be his? Girlfriend, because she's going to Minnesota. She's going away. There's no harm. There's no, he doesn't know advice.

[Assistant] Of course, she's upset. I don't think you could told her lie to Max.


[User] To be nice, not large.

[Assistant] Being nice, though, it teaches her that you lie to get out of a tricky situation. And anyway, for him, you know, he's gonna have to figure out you don't have a girlfriend just because you say you like her. She has to like you back.


[User] And you know what? They're Facebook official. And, you know, she hasn't said anything to Christina and I.

[Assistant] Well, of course, she doesn't talk to about it. That's not a problem. I've got a kid who I'm afraid it might injure himself. It's the one time I could actually use some help from his lame father. Won't call me back. You know, with Ambers, she got her period. I said, yeah, Ok, She said, screw you. She was fine, but him, I just.


[User] That is not fair. We don't bring up just in the reporters doing what are we supposed to do? Not speak.

[Assistant] Oh, so I see when I ask you to speak to Robert, to ask him to find out about Justin, You can't do it. But the minute a reporter asks you a question, suddenly you're chatti cap, how?


[User] It is unethical mother for me to do.

[Assistant] That's when do you people care about?


[User] That's when do you people care about?

[Assistant] People, you want me to ask a U s senator to give me classified military information? just so my little mother won't worry. It's wrong with that. Everything is wrong with that. It's ridiculous. And I won't do what I can.


[User] those dukes. can you tell me about Malik?Rhonda?

[Assistant] what,why are you still talking?


[User] I don't know. I didn't mean to imply it.

[Assistant] Malika's been well lovedand extremely well cared for. is that what you need to hear?


[User] yes, yes, yes, sister.well, don't you worry. I'm fine now. well,

[Assistant] I tried to help you.I had you all set up in that apartment,but you had to change your mind.go back to that husband and that culture,everything that, thank God, thistrial is at last trying to expose. yes.


[User] Here we go. Big guys. like your cheese rambled. They're not cheesy young, so just regular egg.

[Assistant] Motto o C cheese. There's no cheese. Did you cook them? is no cheese frying pan.


[User] I told you, Lewis.

[Assistant] Lewis, right? The kid that you were talking to yesterday, that kid. Yeah, the big kid, he's kind of a little bigger than you. What about him?


[User] Mitchell, I am so happy we're doing this. We haven't done anything spontaneous and forever and.

[Assistant] Hope you like what I picked out for us. It is a little fruity of them. We used to. Ah, what a day, huh? Hoga and health scares.


[User] I'm your friend Peppers.

[Assistant] What are you doing? This is a yellow suit.


[User] Ah, making a scene. I know that old line. But as soon as I sign, he'll toss me aside like he has today's wine, my hearts on my sleeve. I want to be like. This is weird. We are people.

[Assistant] Look, the only way you're ever going to find out of her friends is if you buy that house and see if I stick around.


[User] Why do you care about that pompous little ass?

[Assistant] Ok, he's not your type of person, Ok? but there's no reason to yell at him. He's just doing his job.


[User] Snacks at Tea ball is not his job. He's an optician.

[Assistant] Exactly why you shouldn't yell at them. It's volunteer work.


[User] I cannot believe that you took his side.

[Assistant] Well, there he has a point. I mean, pretzels weren't on the list.


[User] Well, there he has a point. I mean, pretzels weren't on the list.

[Assistant] Hey. I don't care if I put out a bowl of rocks today. Ok? we are married. If somebody talks to your wife that way, you're supposed to support her.


[User] What if the wife is almost yelling?

[Assistant] I was standing up for myself.


[User] I was standing up for myself.

[Assistant] Yeah. Why do you do that? I. It's like when I was a kid, might be with my parents and they get in these shouting matches and not just with each other, with regular people. We be out and and and they yell at the salesman or the waiter or the toll booth guy in the. The cars behind us are honkin and my father screaming. Pennies are money.


[User] I never see them wearing them. now. I know you never like those coats, but I don't think it's worth endangering your children's health just to send me a message.

[Assistant] They wear the coats.


[User] They wear the coats.

[Assistant] You know, they're very expensive coats, oh.


[User] You're just saying that to make me feel better. I bought bad coats.

[Assistant] There. They're fine, Marie. I just need to rest.


[User] There. They're fine, Marie. I just need to rest.

[Assistant] Yeah, hit blue. You know, I bought those cards from Frank's friend Leon. He said it was a deal that crook. He saw me favorite goats.


[User] Go ahead.

[Assistant] I've lost in it. Patrick Lopez wrote, you're a gay in my year book. And I thought. Maybe I was.


[User] What if I don't know?

[Assistant] Well, yeah, you're not. what, even if you were. Well, all right. I wouldn't maybe end in the world. You'd still be my brother. My big homosexual bread.


[User] I brought the wrong screwdriver, so I will be right back.

[Assistant] All right, but hurry up.


[User] All right, but hurry up.

[Assistant] You're my best Clair.


[User] And then even though Robert told you the letter embarrassed him. now you arrive in person.

[Assistant] I wanted to fix what I did. I made cookies. Double chalk the chip.


[User] or takes a full cart into the eight items or less line.

[Assistant] can they not count? is there time so valuable?


[User] Should we do today? Uh, we did all of our chores. We have a little girl day we want, we can do our toes. We can do a pedicure.

[Assistant] This sucks. This is totally unfair.


[User] Well, you shouldn't decide what you said.

[Assistant] You kinda give me a different punishment.


[User] You shouldn't have said what you said I.

[Assistant] You are so mean. You are the meanest woman in the world. I cannot believe how mean you are.


[User] We could do it another time. Do you want to do it another time?

[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. Let's make a date.


[User] You're not focusing on the positive part of the story.

[Assistant] Oh, but I am Robert. I'm happy. I mean, this is also wonderful news. You can deceitful. And you're settling for me. But hey, before I get really, really, really happy. There, anything else you want to share with me?


[User] But it's my quarterly report card. It's not even a final grade.

[Assistant] It's not a final grade, but I can bring it a significant part of the year. Can you put the phone down, please?


[User] I'm trying to apologize.

[Assistant] It's a phone down because I'm talking to you about something. I've never seen this from you. It's your junior year.


[User] I don't know. It's a hard class. I mean.

[Assistant] But you didn't ask for help? Yeah, please put the phone down. That's trying to be crazy. Make sure she's trying to be crazy. I'm speaking to you. You know what? I think that you have been spending too much time with Amy. She's a very nice girl, But I think you shouldn't see her during the week. I'm not kidding you. It's the one change that has happened. That is the only explanation for this. I like her very much. She's a great girl, right? You can see her on the weekends. Do you hear me? You're not to see her during the week.


[User] That's not a threat. Right, right.

[Assistant] No, it's just an observation. I never threaten people. I love. Oh, I almost forgot I, ah, I've got a new partner. We're going to break round as soon as I get back. Have fun in California.


[User] please don't tell me you're in pre pre puberty.

[Assistant] what does that mean?


[User] it means I'm gonna be dealing with a surly young twinwho responds irrationally without warning.

[Assistant] you're a swirly young twin.


[User] I'm pretty much the man when it comes to adding a venesis.

[Assistant] I'm emailing you immediately with what I have so far. Yeah, see, yeah. Thank, thank you. You'll pardon my enthusiasm. I haven't had a project in a while, as you know, hey.


[User] It's okay. I get it. It's, ah, it's good to see you like this, but rubs off a little bit. Mom sighting for a little spreadsheet, actually.

[Assistant] Yeah. So, um, thanks for drink skin a night.


[User] I don't want your help.I didn't want to go to that school.I didn't want to get unsuspended.and now, thanks to you,the whole school knows everything about meand they all think that I'm this gigantic liar.

[Assistant] wait, why loves why?


[User] because I lied.

[Assistant] Lux. I had no idea that that letter was gonna get out.I'm sorry.but look, you have nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of.I mean, I don't, I don't know why you would lie.


[User] why do you.about dating Ryan,the whole event down there is a lie. your whole persona.

[Assistant] okay, I know that right now this seems like a really big dealand I am not saying that it isn't. but that letter,that letter was sweet.and anyone who reads it would see that


[User] And look how that turned out.

[Assistant] Because you're gay.


[User] What about the torona?

[Assistant] A Tro and a donut. That's brilliant. I know.


[User] I bet you're good at sports.

[Assistant] you're motherfucking good at math asshole.I have to date this something.


[User] Liz was learning Jennifer as a mad woman. She got angry with a neighbor and she cursed them. and she didn't think anything more of it. Until his cow died.

[Assistant] That could have been anything. Cows die. You have some kind of cow expert.


[User] Yes, because when you were, I gave you the bathroom.

[Assistant] I never with.


[User] I never with.

[Assistant] Oh, come on. You practically fogged up the mirror with you. Meantime, you didn't get the message, even though I had to go. Ha ha ha ha.


[User] If I need a second, I'm a little dizzy.

[Assistant] If I did say I didn't mean anything by it.


[User] If I did say I didn't mean anything by it.

[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I know you too. well. I know exactly what it meant. It meant you smell, get out.


[User] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I know you too. well. I know exactly what it meant. It meant you smell, get out.

[Assistant] Great, you may smell, but you offer to leave.


[User] Great, you may smell, but you offer to leave.

[Assistant] What they didn't mean it.


[User] What they didn't mean it.

[Assistant] Why did you say it?


[User] Why did you say it?

[Assistant] I would be nice.


[User] And you should always mean what you sigh.

[Assistant] You want to know why I sigh? It's like a pressure valve. A release living with you? If I didn't sigh every once in a while, I would explode.


[User] Hello, well, you think that you are so easy to live with?

[Assistant] Yes, as a matter of fact, I think it very easy to live with it.


[User] Yes, as a matter of fact, I think it very easy to live with it.

[Assistant] Ha. You are so wrong. Open up the window. Let someone wrong out. You, you, you have so many annoying habits.


[User] Oh, yeah, like what?

[Assistant] Ok, you know how well when you read your magazine in bed and you lick your fingers before you turn page.


[User] hey, mom, where's gumbo?

[Assistant] he's around. I don't know where he went to.just Jason rabbits. oh, you were such a side for sore eyes.


[User] You're totally welcome.

[Assistant] Look on the what. If you're going to spend Father's Day with him, don't you think it's weird to keep calling him, Robert? My love.


[User] Yeah, well, I want you and Lily to have the same healthy relationship you and your father have for sure.

[Assistant] Alright, give me these fires. I'm going to take everything to this side of the homeless guy, Mitchell. Sorry, what have you supposed to say now? Home challenged or no look like? Oh my God, It's funny. really is going to be small. That's so great. Go and get it.


[User] If this were a business and an employee, was that insubordinate?

[Assistant] This is not a business in an academia. We encourage debate in opinions that may differ from the administration.


[User] This is not a business in an academia. We encourage debate in opinions that may differ from the administration.

[Assistant] This is Anchor Beach, not Harvard, Lena. And what this school needs to get out of deck is strong leadership, which it has not happened.


[User] We mess up. I'm worried that we like rowon.

[Assistant] Yeah, I think we messed up. But I think we're going to mess up like a thousand more times before he's eighteen. I don't think you should get. Two spun out about this one. And my dad. Happened to tell me that he thinks we're incredible parents, what? Yeah, you really tough judge. He is. Yeah, okay.


[User] No, no, no, no. That's what you always do. You always say, hey, let's talk. and then you throw it to me. No, you say let's talk. Then you should have topics that. I'm not good. I'm not good when I'm just expected to talk.

[Assistant] Expected to do.


[User] No, Sarah, I didn't cover for you. I told him the truth.

[Assistant] Mom, I said that I would handle this.


[User] You should have said that I would talk to them. I'm their mother now. I'm the one that has to regain their trust. And you know how pages when she thinks I'm treating her like a child? I can't believe you did that, mom.

[Assistant] Sarah, I answered simply and honestly to a question from a very scared, very upset little girl. And I have to tell you, you might think about telling your children the truth about old, peppy lepu over at my house because if they ask me who he is, I'm not going to lie to them and.


[User] I'm really busy at work and we can't change this up. And your mother, She's gonna feel like you, you know, she's gonna take it personally.

[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's ridiculous. It's like I'll show you if you are me and you're driving. And so we're both in the car and, you know, put your hands on the wheel, put your hands on the wheel and make sure no, ten and two, ten and two.


[User] it's called lying for the Lordand we've been doing it for hundred and fifty years.

[Assistant] you think you're gonna accomplish one thingif you're sworn in,you wanna Bill,forget it.I'll see it never gets out of committee,never gets too committee.you're a political union.


[User] No, I hate her.

[Assistant] Me too. I think I saw a veggie spoon with her.


[User] well, you know what? the bar, I mean, it's not even ready yet.like, I haven't painted it or anything.

[Assistant] I mean, it's nothing a few hundred twinkle lights won't fix,you know? and besides,this place is a sentimental value for your father.you know,I think it was one of the first commercial buildings theother bought.


[User] hold on.said that because he didn't let me go, I quit.

[Assistant] honey. I am not gonna get in the middle of all this.whatever is going on between you and your father, pleaselet it go for today. it's his birthday and you're his son.


[User] You know exactly what it means. You won't kiss me in front of other people because you're ashamed of who you are. And yes, I went there.

[Assistant] But you can't say yes. I went there. When you go there all the time. And by the way, I'm the one who makes speeches on airplanes. every time someone looks at us weird. I'm the one who gives my dad hell, when he refers to as my friend.


[User] No Arvin's dad is in from London and he wants me to meet him.

[Assistant] Hang on. You're not hung over hairs. conservative. No cleavage. Oh my God. You're trying to make a good impression. Your love and.


[User] Sparks far.

[Assistant] Sports is so stupid. What would have been? We dreamed in it. A child of mine would end up in sports.


[User] You know what the amazing thing is that I can function at.

[Assistant] You know, when I was a girl, I, I loved the piano and my mother wanted me to play too, that she, she had the ridiculous expectations for me and I. I always disappointed her. Oh, fingers short and stubby. Again, the point is that I love music. And I wanted to impart some of that to Robbie you, except that every time your brother sat down at the panel.


[User] Oh no, I want to do. How's that fun?

[Assistant] Oh, she's great. He's great, you know, um. Well, I just know how.


[User] Have you spoken to Kitty about it?

[Assistant] All the doctors say with Robert's kind of coma, he could snap out of it.


[User] you know, that's your daughter, you sleez.

[Assistant] I'm what you callsex positive.daughters have sex,Jack.so to mothers. and it seems our families generate some prettypotent sexual chemistry.


[User] But it seems to me like you don't tell your mom.

[Assistant] It's different now because you're still a kid. Sometimes you think you know what's best for you and you don't. I do.


[User] It's different now because you're still a kid. Sometimes you think you know what's best for you and you don't. I do.

[Assistant] So when I'm being the perfect daughter, I'm your little pressi dental and you're mini meat. But when I give one thing to myself, I'm just a kid and.


[User] Let's know what I'm saying. Please, let's just talk about it.

[Assistant] You're such a hypocrite. Can't you get out of my room?


[User] You're such a hypocrite. Can't you get out of my room?

[Assistant] I am your mother. Your room is my room.


[User] Because you have to work because I have to work. Juliet listened to me. You don't have to choose between being a mom and having to work. Okay, yeah, you may not be there all the time, but the time you do have, you can make account. She's your daughter, teacher, how to swim? So remember that for the rest of your life.

[Assistant] You're absolutely right, no. I was like. Oh.


[User] Huh? So my father gets away with it. and then you're okay with that.

[Assistant] Yeah, I'm Ok with this. I wasn't okay when they drove the car through the house, but you have to pick your bat and.


[User] As wallpapers incorrect, look the.

[Assistant] Damn three feedback. You can hardly tell.


[User] Damn three feedback. You can hardly tell.

[Assistant] But maybe I don't want to stand three feet back. Maybe I want to stand right here and look at my wallpaper.


[User] right. so now your child and a liar.got it?

[Assistant] I'm a liar.that's ironic.you were working in a bar.you were wearing an engagement ring,talking about some guy you've been dating for years.you were wearing a U of old T-shirt.we spent the whole night together and you said nothing.if I'd known that you were 16


[User] I'm a liar.that's ironic.you were working in a bar.you were wearing an engagement ring,talking about some guy you've been dating for years.you were wearing a U of old T-shirt.we spent the whole night together and you said nothing.if I'd known that you were 16

[Assistant] and nothing would have happened.Eric,I'm sorry.maybe I lied becauseI liked you and I didn't want you to think that I was.I was engaged in 16 like I was some screwed up kid.


[User] You want to come in and hear the playback? because I bet you'll you'll change your.

[Assistant] Because this sounds like you slept on the board last night and everything sounds like.


[User] Because this sounds like you slept on the board last night and everything sounds like.

[Assistant] That's half a sleep. Yeah, I'm time dressing.


[User] You know, now I almost hope you've been drinking.

[Assistant] Come on, look, I'm trying to make an effort here.


[User] Come on, look, I'm trying to make an effort here.

[Assistant] Yeah, why don't you try not spying on?


[User] Yeah, why don't you try not spying on?

[Assistant] If you thought I was a better husband, I wouldn't have to spy on you.


[User] If you thought I was a better husband, I wouldn't have to spy on you.

[Assistant] You are an ego maniac. What you think? everything's about you. My crying had nothing to do with you. You want to know why I was crying? Because I was in the mood.


[User] So you saw the soup commercial this afternoon.

[Assistant] No, I was just in the mood and I made myself cry.


[User] Are you ready? You want to jump?

[Assistant] Two, two.


[User] Two, two.

[Assistant] Candy, take the hang. Um, ah, unbelievable duck. the landing. B Braverman, the younger and dumber Braverman about to take the S protegy slowsby Braverman three.


[User] a Bill called.he said that he wants to have a sit down.yeah,

[Assistant] I really just can't talk about it.crawl came to see me today.he's desperately worried about Pam.oh,she's fine.no, margine.we're getting stuck in the middle of a marriage that isunraveling,which is not a good place to be.oh,you're right.


[User] listen to me,

[Assistant] Goji is fine.


[User] That is not true at all. I was crying in the bathtub. But then this morning, Becky and I went down to the station and we asked for our old jobs back.

[Assistant] And how does that help me with Rose?


[User] Well, Phil, I don't think that Christine and I would.

[Assistant] Neither did I, my friend. Neither did I, and then. Bam, it just happens cisco's to sleep. talking about Noel and wakes up, feeding him, spends all day driving around in the therapies. and by the time she gets home at night, it's just. I love him. I love him to death. It's just that there is no us left. I confide in you, Adam. Well, Phil.


[User] Leave it in. But nine to six minutes. and that's it. Sybil.

[Assistant] Doctor can't do what was, aren't you? Just come back and have to make it yourself. You mean you could stay for dinner?


[User] Well, I know she said that, but that was a long time ago before.

[Assistant] Does she buy me nice things? Yes, of course. All beautiful things. Look at this yellow, red, blue, All the colors. Do you think I can't live without this? Take them away. I fail.


[User] because you convinced him to,

[Assistant] based on your idea,which I recall you pushed on me at the time


[User] Yellow flowers.

[Assistant] You knew? No, yes, you, of course you did. That's what was so interesting.


[User] Okay, I know.

[Assistant] Why didn't you tell me?


[User] Just like the shorts of that beefy ups driver that delivered you two packages that day.

[Assistant] Wow, that is not what happened.


[User] Wow, that is not what happened.

[Assistant] So you admit something happened.


[User] So you admit something happened.

[Assistant] And I'm going to tell you everything because it is so much tamer than what's in your head. Six weeks into our relationship before we decided we were exclusive, I kissed someone in a bar. So it's not a big deal. Oh, yeah.


[User] And I'm going to tell you everything because it is so much tamer than what's in your head. Six weeks into our relationship before we decided we were exclusive, I kissed someone in a bar. So it's not a big deal. Oh, yeah.

[Assistant] Ok, yes, it is a big deal, which is why I rejected a very similar advance at the same time from a celebrity. But I'm not going to tell you that is because I don't want you to feel insecure.


[User] Uncle Ned's cookies wants me to be their Ceo, what?

[Assistant] You're considering Uncle Nets. Are you on refer?


[User] That company has tremendous growth, potential snacks.

[Assistant] This is closets. You're already at the show.


[User] This is closets. You're already at the show.

[Assistant] At least there I can be the boss and not just the boss's daughter.


[User] At least there I can be the boss and not just the boss's daughter.

[Assistant] Is this the part where I apologize for handing you a company closet? fancy once called top shelf?


[User] No, no, that would be stupid. I apologize because I wrote, I e hat, my mom.

[Assistant] Who cares what you wrote? That was twenty five years ago, oh.


[User] Yeah, yeah, but you.

[Assistant] I mean, do you know how sick that sounds?


[User] Deborah, look, you don't understand.

[Assistant] I don't know. You know what the problem is? I do understand. I mean, when is this going to stop? How could you make him apologize for something that you did wrong?


[User] It's a good thing I showed up. You were about to get arrested.

[Assistant] You don't get arrested for contempt of doesn't matter. Where is my soda? This is such. Cliche, why am I going to hit the machine now?


[User] You don't get arrested for contempt of doesn't matter. Where is my soda? This is such. Cliche, why am I going to hit the machine now?

[Assistant] You're not going to hit the machine. Kevin, you're going to just breathe. Would you please sit over here and? Sakes. Breathe.


[User] Okay, but same page about the sun.

[Assistant] What to?


[User] No. That's not it.

[Assistant] And why you getting ready for supposed to?


[User] Louis. everybody remembers the Cisco Kid.

[Assistant] then how did it end?Cisco or ponchowould tell this corny joke about the adventure they just had,and then they'd laugh.then Cisco would say, oh,poncho. and poncho would say, oh,


[User] I can part with it.

[Assistant] Listen, honey, I got to go because the artist needs his muse. I don't know. They might all be sold out by the time you get back.


[User] Do you care about me at all?

[Assistant] Well, yeah, it's, of course, I care about you come, it's Robert. Okay, I don't need Robert seeing you like this tomorrow at his, at his three month Jubilee going trouble in paradise.


[User] Well, yeah, it's, of course, I care about you come, it's Robert. Okay, I don't need Robert seeing you like this tomorrow at his, at his three month Jubilee going trouble in paradise.

[Assistant] No, this is not Robert's fault. This is your fault, But you don't want to take responsibility for anything. It's the same old story, no.


[User] No, this is not Robert's fault. This is your fault, But you don't want to take responsibility for anything. It's the same old story, no.

[Assistant] Stop, wait, don't wait. Let me wait a minute. Let me say one thing. Okay, just could we make up for tomorrow night?


[User] Because Robert thinks he has a better marriage than me.

[Assistant] So why don't you work on your marriage?


[User] Oh, teach me how I should forget to think.

[Assistant] By giving liberty unto thine eyes, examine other beauties.


[User] What's over here?

[Assistant] I don't know. Oh my gosh. Michelle, do you like this planner? It would go great in our hopelessly outdated and neglected backyard.


[User] You know what? Maybe we were too nice, but couples on those shows always have conflict.

[Assistant] So do we, When is the last time we agreed on anything? We're constantly bickering.


[User] Oh, Frank, sip up your pants.

[Assistant] Zip up your mouth.


[User] Zip up your mouth.

[Assistant] Oh my God. look what they leave lying around the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.


[User] Oh my God. look what they leave lying around the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

[Assistant] Holy crap, give me that.


[User] Holy crap, give me that.

[Assistant] Right, you know, that's not what real women look like.


[User] No kidding.

[Assistant] At just what magazine are you in? Frank Bald and gassy?


[User] At just what magazine are you in? Frank Bald and gassy?

[Assistant] Hey, my problem is I got a lifetime subscription to you.


[User] Hey, my problem is I got a lifetime subscription to you.

[Assistant] And I can cancel it at any time.


[User] And I can cancel it at any time.

[Assistant] Make me something. Make it yourself. If I can make it myself, you'd be out on the curb, yeah.


[User] Make me something. Make it yourself. If I can make it myself, you'd be out on the curb, yeah.

[Assistant] You love that.


[User] I thought you got it for hurry. Oh no camp. She must have grabbed it from that sore.

[Assistant] Okay, pony, listen, Stealing is wrong. Now we have to go back and pay for it, yeah.


[User] I'm still working on it.

[Assistant] Well, you're going to get it. I have no doubts. And so Terry's nice, isn't she?


[User] Oh, I, what did you say?

[Assistant] What does this? Two. Spoil.


[User] What does this? Two. Spoil.

[Assistant] Woe, woe. That's really good.


[User] I'm going to take the tests.

[Assistant] You gotta get in line, Get a number. Wait for that number to be called. Proceed to my counter. I will give you a new exam and then you can go to the testing area.


[User] You gotta get in line, Get a number. Wait for that number to be called. Proceed to my counter. I will give you a new exam and then you can go to the testing area.

[Assistant] I have to do this again.


[User] Cannot believe you laughed.

[Assistant] I'm sorry, but you don't have two weaknesses. Children, cursing and old people wrapping.


[User] It's a process, remember?

[Assistant] I know. just excited. A baby. I mean, potentially. No pressure. Thank you.


[User] My favorite part about you being engaged is that I get to shop while eating breakfast and. Oh, how about this wedding dress? Sure, you have to sell a kidney to pay for it.

[Assistant] So that's a solid maybe. You and Jimmy are going to have a great wedding. You're so lucky to be engaged.


[User] Jimmy, are you in? Fernando engaged?

[Assistant] It's been so long. I honestly can't remember if we're engaged or divorced.


[User] I know it's not good. I'm not pulling you into this.

[Assistant] It doesn't matter. There's no way that we can let him get away with this with spinning something like what Uncle Adam did into this when we have this on him?


[User] Promise you'll think about it for real.

[Assistant] I promise. Do you promise? Pinky promise. Pinky, give up, no. What it weighed? What is that? You haven't seen it? Oh my God. That is like, I can't see honey. That is so pretty.


[User] Mr Hocket,let me start by offering you a fool and unreserved boggy

[Assistant] your apology.man,we're in the middle of a national crisisand you're trying to pull a fast one on me.


[User] that's not how it is, I promise you.

[Assistant] do you actually want to be struck off?because I can't for the life of me think of anotherreason you do something so bloody stupid.if I can say something, no, you may not.never,never I've seen such a reckless disregardfor the safety of farming and the population at large.you just let me explain,


[User] And Virginia copier.

[Assistant] Yeah, Sarah. The brothers unfolded.


[User] Okay.

[Assistant] Why did you do that?


[User] Drew and Tanya.

[Assistant] Drew in Tanya, now you're dropping your own kids. You should be ashamed of yourself. and you only gave them ten minutes leave. That was you could at least gave him twenty.


[User] But I'm just trying to make some extra money so we can get a hit, baby.

[Assistant] Baby, how are you going to get ahead if you're behind his land in a coffin to his? I need for you to relax so I can relax. Do you understand?


[User] you know what? let me get somebody else. hello?

[Assistant] yes,I'm at with lock.hi,my friend just fell on a manhole and oh my God,I'm so scared he's gonna die.the ambulances are on their way.you're not gonna want to miss this.you need to tell the worldbecause he's gonna need a lot of prayers,otherwise he might die.hurry,hurry,hurry.they bought it,did they?yes.


[User] haha. no, Cathy's busy preparing for a wedding tomorrow.

[Assistant] I'm trying to do you a favor.Roman may be under scrutiny, but provoke him at your peril.he is still the prophet.


[User] listen to me.you might have some useful insight into Tasha's case.

[Assistant] this isn't just about Tasha.the guy that Tasha assaulted,okay,turns out that he used to be Luxus foster dad who hit her,okay?and there is nothing I can do about it nowbecause she is denying that it happened.and the only reason I can thinkis that he got to her or something,but she is still afraid of him.


[User] He's a pretty gun.

[Assistant] Some of these are pretty good. A rave.


[User] Be working just fine.

[Assistant] Now, yes, but something must be wrong with it because it didn't go on when Raymond came home.


[User] You know, instead of you looking for that light, we could just send white smoke up the chin.

[Assistant] No, I wouldn't want to bother you. The light system works fine.


[User] she has no friends.

[Assistant] well, if friends are like your Judas, Heather,she's far better off without them.


[User] because girls tell you what the feeling.they know I twice for health

[Assistant] do your bullets.you just sit on the sofa,hug in a cushion,sighing louder and louder until someone asked what's wrong.boysare uncomplicated.okay.they're just,you know,Bushstraight lines.it's like maintaining a bit of machinery,a bit of a wipe down with a damp cloth now and then.they're golden.oh,


[User] so you hate froyo.

[Assistant] vanilla. chase. look, I've got vanilla.


[User] My mom's trying to stop me, but no one tells me what to do.

[Assistant] I don't care if you play.


[User] I did not tell you to do Alby.you did Alby on your own.

[Assistant] that's what I'm saying. once I get too excited,I can't stop. and you have no idea how hardI'm wrestling with my impulses right now.


[User] Wait here from scratch.

[Assistant] You made up that whole story. Didn't you read Naughty Baron? the apartment to pull out sofa bed? You never slept with? Robert Ditch? Rate was all a lion wire and.


[User] Robert told.

[Assistant] Hey, was a lot.


[User] And we make our way back to the formal entry way, which according to your checklist, must be large enough to make people swoon when they step inside and.

[Assistant] I want to do it again. Ah, that pepper claims to be wealthy, but I don't believe it for all my heavens were peasants.


[User] It's got everything on your list. Piano bar, his and his dining rooms, plus a view of rihanna's roof, which I never quite understood.

[Assistant] I get a party for her once and I could feel those judgy Barbadian eyes looking down on me now. who is looking down on a?


[User] Hu, Ri, Ri. Like this. A location vengeance.

[Assistant] You're funny. Oh, it's fabulous. Phil. Mother would love it. It's her generosity and my power of attorney that are making this purchase possible.


[User] but why you borrow in trouble?all you can do is support her now andgive her a little time to get back on track.

[Assistant] everybody says that. give it time. I wanna do something.I feel so powerless.


[User] How many Victoria's first communion? We kind of let other people make us miss important family events, but I'm going to miss Alex's graduation. All of Haley's weddings just because of Diddy. I love them. They're my family, too.

[Assistant] Slowed down. You're up to weddings already. Ha ha ha. about this. Try missing tomorrow and just see how that feels like.


[User] Slowed down. You're up to weddings already. Ha ha ha. about this. Try missing tomorrow and just see how that feels like.

[Assistant] Oh my God. You're so good to me. That's why I have to go. You're going to be there for me the same way I'm going to be there for you and Maria. Victoria's first communion and.


[User] Why don't you just go tell Daku this guy is and let him deal with it?

[Assistant] Because he'll kill me. This guy is so bad. He broke into prison.


[User] You mean since we talked about him in the shoe department?

[Assistant] No, no, I just here tried this on. Oh. Oh, come on. That will look great with that scarf you bought. and maybe some of those new platform sneakers.


[User] I'm not fun anymore.

[Assistant] Are you talking about your fun? We're having fun. We had wine at lunch.


[User] When you found me in it the other day, you practically started we.

[Assistant] I did. now, I guess, my very emotionally that likes the emotional. and you had my dress. Oh, Roth, yeah, memories.


[User] Hey.

[Assistant] Hey, my brother. To see you, my brother.


[User] I did.he grilled me and I implicated myself.I think at least you could have done was giving me somewarning.

[Assistant] I'm sorry. I just, I couldn't take it anymore.and last night he was in such a good mood, it just popped out.


[User] I guess is what I'll be driving for the next thirty nine months.

[Assistant] This is my Dna talking. But you and I seem sufficiently excited about the prospect of driving a new catalyst.


[User] Recently divorced. What's the big deal?

[Assistant] Come on. So you can't be that naive. Seriously, women in their S on the Internet are like, feel like ninjas. They get in the little black outfits and train, sneak their way into your marriage.


[User] My goddess stuff she likes to study when we are. I'm not that guy up on the billboard and just a painter trying to make a living.

[Assistant] No, well, I know that.


[User] Oh, yes. And what is that? My job? You mean?

[Assistant] You, no matter what happens to my room, here is all this stuff. Is this a refrigerator?


[User] Raymond, please are very busy.

[Assistant] Well, look at all this. I knew Amy took a nipple once in a while. I didn't know she was a wino.


[User] Which is code for? You're really bad at code.

[Assistant] Okay, let's talk about our plan. It's a classic good cop, bad cop. I'm gonna ask the guy for ten crownuts and he's gonna quote me two fifty.


[User] You know what? You girls need to learn to do? You need to learn to share? because that's what sisters do, aren't Haley. I think that it happened to your sweater, right, Alex?

[Assistant] Okay, fine. Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy t-shirt. The one with the guy from Beck to the future on it.


[User] ah, scruffy.

[Assistant] what's a, what's a matter with it?it's a horrible animal wonder. horrible.yeah.open its cage door and let it fly away.


[User] I need to get my hair dance back from my system.

[Assistant] outstanding. nobody leaves this table till we figure it out.come on.what do you spestest?first things first.how bad do you wanna crush her?like we talking no relationship for 10 years. crushed or likeyelling at cars for the rest of her life?crushed.


[User] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, showing. No, come on. Just give me the recipe. I'll give it to.

[Assistant] It's nonsense. I'd love to show her. You go tell her that we're going to spend the whole afternoon together.


[User] So Jenna told me that she and Kelly maybe splitting up.

[Assistant] What, no way, what?


[User] That's right, your son.

[Assistant] That's right, I'm sorry. I. Look, I just, I want the kids to be just like everybody else.


[User] Amateurish.

[Assistant] Twenty seven million people in nineteen languages. People are reading this in Germany and Japan as we speak that. come on, huh? Nobody reads it. Newspapers.


[User] Twenty seven million people in nineteen languages. People are reading this in Germany and Japan as we speak that. come on, huh? Nobody reads it. Newspapers.

[Assistant] You know, I was feeling so good now. I don't know.


[User] You know, I was feeling so good now. I don't know.

[Assistant] The digest. Send it in, send it to the digest.


[User] The digest. Send it in, send it to the digest.

[Assistant] I did. They didn't like it either. That's why I tried your stupid paper.


[User] I did. They didn't like it either. That's why I tried your stupid paper.

[Assistant] Well, come on. You can't just give up that, huh? Come on. You still got all those Roy stories in there. Come on. What about every man? What happened to every man? He got all those opinions that just fermented in there? God, let him out. Gotta let him out. Tatter that you're gonna explode.


[User] That's right.

[Assistant] And who can I share them with?


[User] Team that coach.

[Assistant] But why can't he get one of his Abercrombie and Fitch Party boys to do something like this? You're a bodyguard. And I'd like to get to work some point today.


[User] Well, whatever you decide, I'm sure you can handle it.

[Assistant] It's not what worries me. I mean, I like the finance part. That's why I enjoy going to work. But if I do this, it means. Being away from the girls again and you.


[User] I just know she's not watering my stack horn fan.

[Assistant] seriously,Freddie?


[User] You went back.

[Assistant] I think I just want to see if I could. Ah, turns out I could.


[User] Grant. it's Ben. you need me to make any pet store runs?

[Assistant] sorry, I got nothing at the moment.we're running up to Boiseourselves with our last three Yellow Knights,one of whomgot out and tried too far away.


[User] Being stood up was bad enough. so I didn't want to tell anybody. This. You have a hair hoof, guinea.

[Assistant] Ecstasy and Joel, yeah.


[User] She stood me up. I was standing outside the theater for two hours and she never showed up.

[Assistant] What you gonna let it treat you that way and get away with it? Listen, if I was you, I'd go find that girl take about a hair and shake her like an etch. A sketch dog lives alone.


[User] no, Helen, it's time to go get that money. hello?let's go.

[Assistant] not today. no. that's not a good time. no, no.


[User] not today. no. that's not a good time. no, no.

[Assistant] cut the crap, durb.


[User] I was just trying to help her.

[Assistant] And look how that turned out. It took you in when no one else wanted you. And when that woman abandoned you and this is what you do and stop. And because of you, my mom is in there fighting for her life and.


[User] Before you show it to her, I mean, that is the ultimate goal here, right?

[Assistant] I'm going to show it to her. But, you know, I can't bring her in here and say, welcome to your new dump. Sorry, it looks like a Howard Johnson's from the seventy S. Okay, I want to be excited and moved and like, you know, so I think that involves ripping out the wainscoting.


[User] Um, and, you know, I hate to brag.

[Assistant] Okay, then all brag. Ramona won best dancer, most likely to star on Broadway and happiest feet.


[User] So fit that apartment perfectly perfectly. What apartment? The apartment that we saw?

[Assistant] The sinkless apartment. That's the one living there, well.


[User] And my label is someone who thinks this assignment is stupid.

[Assistant] Bobby, that was so.


[User] but yeah, it doesn't have to be like a date. date

[Assistant] Nathan,you live with Jackie, so date maybe a little weird. yeah,exactly. but I'm glad you like my playlist.


[User] they insist on our new hot shot.

[Assistant] ah, haha.did they use those words?


[User] She's my dog.

[Assistant] Oh. I see that she is your inspiration. for what you doing? What kind of dog is she?


[User] French bulldog. and I know what you're thinking. She's French. So she has an attitude.

[Assistant] French people are so snooty.


[User] I love it, but not my little girl. Uh, she's the salt of the earth. I mean, you should see her when I sit her next to me. when I watch in sports, you know, I explain the whole game tour, which is funny because, you know, dogs don't really understand.

[Assistant] But yeah, that's Cuba. I bet that it's very annoying for the people that live with you.


[User] Yeah, well, you know, they say they don't love her, but I know they do. But because she's part of the family. So she deserves a, a comfortable, fun place to sleep. Like your dogs. Uh, you know, I call this one the puppy kalata and the rover rocket. This one here is the pupcake. This is the tale of vision. and our latest creation is the Taj Mahal.

[Assistant] Wow, our phones are lighting up. Thank you, mister Bridget. I can feel all the love and hard work that you put into your beds. I am very proud of you.


[User] Thank you, Joanne from Riverside. I love you.

[Assistant] Oh, hold on. Okay, wait, I just got it, Taj Mahal.


[User] Oh, hold on. Okay, wait, I just got it, Taj Mahal.

[Assistant] Thank you, Janet, from Pomona. And to your little Pomeranian, Tony, I just like to say, you know?


[User] Thank you, Janet, from Pomona. And to your little Pomeranian, Tony, I just like to say, you know?

[Assistant] I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might be weirder than the knife guy. Yeah, look at that. You just sold your hundredth dog bed. How about a little tailwind?


[User] My favorite part is the cronian run.

[Assistant] Like, I know, right? I've always wanted to do that. It's so cool. Here rejects it. Okay, what's wrong?


[User] You know, I hate to say it, but I really like their girlfriends. They're so nice.

[Assistant] Well, they may be nice, but you're nicer. And they may be pretty, but you're prettier. And they may be young.


[User] Oh, really is nothing.

[Assistant] You can tell me.


[User] I need a date. There's no pressure, but. It saved the lives of a bunch of astronauts.

[Assistant] But you've done a lot.


[User] I did the best I could.

[Assistant] No, you didn't go find yourself. What is that?


[User] No, you didn't go find yourself. What is that?

[Assistant] I'm not trying to hold your son back, but going to college without knowing what you want to study is kind of like going to a grocery store without knowing what you want to eat it.


[User] I'm not trying to hold your son back, but going to college without knowing what you want to study is kind of like going to a grocery store without knowing what you want to eat it.

[Assistant] And telling a boy to figure out what he wants to do by telling him to do Nothing is like telling him to learn how to swim by drowning.