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[Assistant] There's more roaches. Okay, okay, okay. Oh I can't promise i'm going to come back.


[User] There's more roaches. Okay, okay, okay. Oh I can't promise i'm going to come back.

[Assistant] No, you better promise you come back, cause if you leave me, I will never be your friend again.


[User] No, you better promise you come back, cause if you leave me, I will never be your friend again.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry. Ugh, ugh.


[User] I'm so sorry. Ugh, ugh.

[Assistant] Oh no!Oh is that is that what I think it is,


[User] Oh no!Oh is that is that what I think it is,

[Assistant] Those are rats. Those are definitely rats and that is definitely their poop.


[User] Those are rats. Those are definitely rats and that is definitely their poop.

[Assistant] My god, it's in your mouth,


[User] My god, it's in your mouth,

[Assistant] It's in my- oh!Get it out, get it out of me, oh It's all in your hair, it's all, oh, oh,


[User] It's in my- oh!Get it out, get it out of me, oh It's all in your hair, it's all, oh, oh,

[Assistant] Oh no, oh no, are you kidding me, I just got my hair done.


[User] Oh no, oh no, are you kidding me, I just got my hair done.

[Assistant] Oh, gosh. No, I think you're going to have to shave it. I don't think you're going to come back from this.


[User] Oh, gosh. No, I think you're going to have to shave it. I don't think you're going to come back from this.

[Assistant] This perm is fucked.


[User] This perm is fucked.

[Assistant] Oh my gosh. I think they just need to burn this house down. I don't I don't want to.


[User] Oh my gosh. I think they just need to burn this house down. I don't I don't want to.

[Assistant] God!God!O god, o god,


[User] God!God!O god, o god,

[Assistant] You okay,


[User] You okay,

[Assistant] I'm shaking, i'm shaking, i'm pissing, i'm vomiting, i'm crying, i'm gonna curl on the floor and die.


[User] I'm shaking, i'm shaking, i'm pissing, i'm vomiting, i'm crying, i'm gonna curl on the floor and die.

[Assistant] You need me to call an ambulance? That's a lot of things happening to you.


[User] You need me to call an ambulance? That's a lot of things happening to you.

[Assistant] Maybe don't let me die here please.


[User] Maybe don't let me die here please.

[Assistant] I won't, but oh my gosh, I gotta get out of here, man. This is nasty.


[User] I won't, but oh my gosh, I gotta get out of here, man. This is nasty.

[Assistant] The rats!The rats, the dead rats, the live rats are eating the dead rats.


[User] The rats!The rats, the dead rats, the live rats are eating the dead rats.

[Assistant] No, and why would they, oh, don't cannibalize your own, no, stop it, stop it, oh, god, that's horrible,


[User] No, and why would they, oh, don't cannibalize your own, no, stop it, stop it, oh, god, that's horrible,

[Assistant] I'm all for i'm all for no waste, but okay, you know what it's not worth it. I take back my statement.


[User] That guy just do what I think oh

[Assistant] And you just walk through it.


[User] Tracking it this way.

[Assistant] He's tracking it all across the subway car.


[User] Yeah oh do you smell that,

[Assistant] Oh, how can I not smell that, what did he eat,


[User] Oh, how can I not smell that, what did he eat,

[Assistant] I think he drank a lot of milk or something. That's.


[User] I think he drank a lot of milk or something. That's.

[Assistant] Ah milk and fish or something. Oh no.


[User] Ah milk and fish or something. Oh no.

[Assistant] Oh yeah, that is not a oh my god, I might throw up.


[User] Oh yeah, that is not a oh my god, I might throw up.

[Assistant] It's so creamy. Oh,


[User] Oh,

[Assistant] It's all it's flowing towards my shoes.


[User] It's all it's flowing towards my shoes.

[Assistant] Ah is that some corn, oh,


[User] Ah is that some corn, oh,

[Assistant] So that's gotta be corn. Oh,


[User] So that's gotta be corn. Oh,

[Assistant] That's got to be oh my gosh.


[User] That's got to be oh my gosh.

[Assistant] I hope it's corn oh, god.


[User] I hope it's corn oh, god.

[Assistant] I hope it's oh, I don't know. I think it might be a I don't I don't want to guess. It's it's definitely not there's definitely a reason he threw that up. Yeah oh,


[User] I hope it's oh, I don't know. I think it might be a I don't I don't want to guess. It's it's definitely not there's definitely a reason he threw that up. Yeah oh,

[Assistant] Okay, oh no, it's like I don't know how it's possible, but it's kind of just spreading all across the floor, like it's just magnify.


[User] Oh yeah it's it's gonna get on your bag move your bag

[Assistant] It did, it did, it's all on my back, it's all on my back.


[User] It did, it did, it's all on my back, it's all on my back.

[Assistant] No, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, um ah can you


[User] No, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, um ah can you

[Assistant] Can you wipe it off,


[User] Can you wipe it off,

[Assistant] I don't have anything to wipe it off with. Do you want, uh, I don't want to use my hands.


[User] Use your hands to wipe off my back.

[Assistant] Disgusting. I'm not gonna use my hands to wipe off some stranger's vomit. No, I don't ca,


[User] I dare you. I dare you. I dare you.

[Assistant] If you double dog dare me, i'm not going to do it.


[User] Ah um ah out of out of six three two one two okay, thank god I don't have to do it okay

[Assistant] Okay, I guess I gotta do it. It's so cold.


[User] Okay, I guess I gotta do it. It's so cold.

[Assistant] Ah ok. Oh, that's that's not what I expected you to say. Oh


[User] Ah ok. Oh, that's that's not what I expected you to say. Oh

[Assistant] It's, oh, it's so sticky. Oh, here, come here.


[User] It's, oh, it's so sticky. Oh, here, come here.

[Assistant] Oh, no, that's so, don't touch my shoulder, don't touch my hair, oh, no, oh, oh my god, okay, okay, it's all over the back of me now.


[User] Oh, no, that's so, don't touch my shoulder, don't touch my hair, oh, no, oh, oh my god, okay, okay, it's all over the back of me now.

[Assistant] And you know oh, i'm so glad your body is like a napkin okay, good.


[User] That is disgusting. I'm sorry about that. I wish I could have avoided it.

[Assistant] Yeah, you could have very easily avoided that. That is not oh why do you always do this, chris,


[User] I'm sorry, I can't help it, I'm a little tipsy, I had too many Long Island iced teas.

[Assistant] Yeah oh this is this smell is like it's like that time in college when oh remember that time when in the frat house when you oh


[User] Yeah oh this is this smell is like it's like that time in college when oh remember that time when in the frat house when you oh

[Assistant] When, when, ah, when, uh, Barry had the, the keg stand, and then yeah, and then I had to, oh no, yeah, I,


[User] Man, I am so excited to get started. And I just honestly, all I want to do is lay down on this bed and just

[Assistant] Yeah thank you for booking such a fancy little spot for us.


[User] Oh,

[Assistant] Oh no oh


[User] Are you okay, oh my I don't

[Assistant] I don't know how, but I could just visually see that the bed is crinkly you know, like it feels like it would be crunchy if I laid on it. Oh, it is crunchy. It is crunchy.


[User] I don't know how, but I could just visually see that the bed is crinkly you know, like it feels like it would be crunchy if I laid on it. Oh, it is crunchy. It is crunchy.

[Assistant] Don't don't sit on the bed. That oh, oh,


[User] Don't don't sit on the bed. That oh, oh,

[Assistant] Oh, it's crunchy. Do you hear the cracking sound that it made,


[User] I don't want, I don't want to, oh no.

[Assistant] Ah do you see the mirror oh why would you why would how are there handprints on it even if it's on the ceiling,


[User] Ah do you see the mirror oh why would you why would how are there handprints on it even if it's on the ceiling,

[Assistant] How did, how did, I don't know. I don't know.


[User] How did, how did, I don't know. I don't know.

[Assistant] That is, ugh. I don't want to know about the feet. That is, yeah.


[User] That is, ugh. I don't want to know about the feet. That is, yeah.

[Assistant] That's impressive and disgusting at the same time.


[User] Yeah, I don't want to know about the people who were here before. Oh, oh.

[Assistant] Looks like he and drew a smiley face out of some bodily fluids over there.


[User] Looks like he and drew a smiley face out of some bodily fluids over there.

[Assistant] Ah I don't know. And nobody nobody thought to clean that.


[User] I don't know, man. I.

[Assistant] Ah that I don't want to know what else they didn't clean in here. Ah that might just be a bunch of ants stacked up to look like a rat. That I think that's just.


[User] Ah that I don't want to know what else they didn't clean in here. Ah that might just be a bunch of ants stacked up to look like a rat. That I think that's just.

[Assistant] Oh, god, that's even more disgusting. That's even more disgusting.


[User] Oh, god, that's even more disgusting. That's even more disgusting.

[Assistant] That's that's that's a that's thousands of ants. Yeah, that is not a real rat. Oh um oh,


[User] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[Assistant] Um ah how do we get do we kill it, can you throw a shoe at that, I don't even know.


[User] Um ah how do we get do we kill it, can you throw a shoe at that, I don't even know.

[Assistant] I don't know. I okay, i'm going to throw a shoe in three two one glow and good oh, the ants are everywhere. The ants oh, they're scattering that was so bad


[User] I don't know. I okay, i'm going to throw a shoe in three two one glow and good oh, the ants are everywhere. The ants oh, they're scattering that was so bad

[Assistant] Oh my gosh. Oh, they're scattering. Yep. No, no, that was a horrible idea. Oh, oh, oh, that's awful. They're, they're, they're on my legs. Yep. Yep. They got my legs. Yeah. Uh, uh, stomp on them. Stomp. Get them off. I don't, I'm going to just stand on the bed. I'm going to stand on the bed.


[User] Oh my gosh. Oh, they're scattering. Yep. No, no, that was a horrible idea. Oh, oh, oh, that's awful. They're, they're, they're on my legs. Yep. Yep. They got my legs. Yeah. Uh, uh, stomp on them. Stomp. Get them off. I don't, I'm going to just stand on the bed. I'm going to stand on the bed.

[Assistant] I'm trying my best, there's so many I didn't know there were this many ants in this world, oh my god no, you're gonna stand on the bed, it's crinkly, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww,


[User] I'm trying my best, there's so many I didn't know there were this many ants in this world, oh my god no, you're gonna stand on the bed, it's crinkly, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww,

[Assistant] Ah but that's better than all all these ants on my feet and my ankles. Oh,


[User] Ah but that's better than all all these ants on my feet and my ankles. Oh,

[Assistant] Um ah be careful. The pen's going to break a


[User] Um ah be careful. The pen's going to break a

[Assistant] Oh my gosh, yeah, it's it's in the middle. I don't I think it's just two twin beds pushed together. I don't think it's a real, oh,


[User] Oh my gosh, yeah, it's it's in the middle. I don't I think it's just two twin beds pushed together. I don't think it's a real, oh,

[Assistant] Ah they on rollies too, are they like sliding out, you're straddling,


[User] Ah they on rollies too, are they like sliding out, you're straddling,

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, okay. You know what, this is not a good idea. I'm gonna, i'm gonna end up in the splits and it's not gonna be fun. Yeah,


[User] Yeah, yeah, okay. You know what, this is not a good idea. I'm gonna, i'm gonna end up in the splits and it's not gonna be fun. Yeah,

[Assistant] Okay, okay, this is not good. Here, let me help you out,


[User] Okay, okay, this is not good. Here, let me help you out,

[Assistant] Okay, thank you. I'm just gonna, i'm just gonna hop in the jacuzzi and i'm gonna, i'm gonna wash off the ants, okay,


[User] Okay, thank you. I'm just gonna, i'm just gonna hop in the jacuzzi and i'm gonna, i'm gonna wash off the ants, okay,

[Assistant] Oh, this ground, oh, the ground is so wet, dude. How is the ground so wet, what is here,


[User] Oh, this ground, oh, the ground is so wet, dude. How is the ground so wet, what is here,

[Assistant] I don't know how the ground's wet. Why would is it is it is it is it pee,


[User] I don't know how the ground's wet. Why would is it is it is it is it pee,

[Assistant] I think it's got to be something like that.


[User] I think it's got to be something like that.

[Assistant] I don't know. It might be maybe formaldehyde. That is rancid.


[User] All that is disgusting all right

[Assistant] Can we just turn on the jacuzzi, let's just get the water going, cause I don't I don't wanna, I can't, this is nasty.


[User] Yeah, yeah, I think it's that one. I think it's the one you got your hand on.


[Assistant] That is that's not a clump, that's a full-grown dog. Man, dude, that's disgusting.


[User] That is that's not a clump, that's a full-grown dog. Man, dude, that's disgusting.

[Assistant] Ah that is I think yeah, that is that is more hair than my dad has. That is yeah, oh,


[User] Ah that is I think yeah, that is that is more hair than my dad has. That is yeah, oh,

[Assistant] Oh, my goodness. Oh, it's still, how is it still coming out,


[User] Oh, my goodness. Oh, it's still, how is it still coming out,

[Assistant] I don't I don't understand. It's like a long rope in there.


[User] I don't I don't understand. It's like a long rope in there.

[Assistant] There's like a there's like a foam of hair on top of this jacuzzi. No, no, no.


[User] There's like a there's like a foam of hair on top of this jacuzzi. No, no, no.

[Assistant] Oh, yeah, i'm not getting in there. That's worse than than the ants oh,


[User] I think any of those sounds better than than staying in this room. Oh,

[Assistant] Okay great, alright, be careful, this balcony is really rickety.


[User] "Okay, okay, I'll be careful, but you first.

[Assistant] Ow, ow, ow, ow, god.


[User] Are you okay? Ugh!

[Assistant] No, the ants!


[User] No, the ants!

[Assistant] Are they they're all over you, i'm not coming down there now.


[User] Are they they're all over you, i'm not coming down there now.

[Assistant] You got to you got to come down. You got to help me up.


[User] You got to you got to come down. You got to help me up.

[Assistant] Ah the ants are up here and down there, and ah that's too many ants.


[User] I'm coming. I'm going to climb down, and i'm just going to shimmy down the gutter. And there's a lot of moss on the gutter, and a lot I don't know if it's moss or fungus or or what.

[Assistant] That's real oh god it's so squishy oh


[User] That's real oh god it's so squishy oh

[Assistant] That is, oh, okay, it's very squishy. Gutters should not be this squishy. Uh-uh. Okay, okay, I'm down. Okay, okay. Yeah, these are, this is too many ants. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. I think you,


[User] That is, oh, okay, it's very squishy. Gutters should not be this squishy. Uh-uh. Okay, okay, I'm down. Okay, okay. Yeah, these are, this is too many ants. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. I think you,

[Assistant] Sorry, I gotta clear off the ants from my hand.


[User] Sorry, I gotta clear off the ants from my hand.

[Assistant] Ah yeah oh they're getting on me, you got one on my face, oh why would you do that, oh


[User] Ah yeah oh they're getting on me, you got one on my face, oh why would you do that, oh

[Assistant] I'm so sorry. Help me. Okay, I gotta do it again.


[User] I'm so sorry. Help me. Okay, I gotta do it again.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, you know what, you know what, we just gotta, we just, we gotta get these clothes off because they're, they're not gonna get off.


[User] Okay, okay, you know what, you know what, we just gotta, we just, we gotta get these clothes off because they're, they're not gonna get off.

[Assistant] Are you saying we're going naked through the ant pit,


[User] Are you saying we're going naked through the ant pit,

[Assistant] I don't know. I've, I've, Aunt Pitt, we're on their nest anyway.


[User] What did he have to eat, like, sour cream and onion, like,

[Assistant] Maybe some deviled eggs, like oh, that is rancid. Oh, okay, nope. Oh,


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[Assistant] That was that had layers that had layers


[User] That was that had layers that had layers

[Assistant] Yeah that one was impressive, like it would win a contest. That was oh, my gosh.


[User] Yeah that one was impressive, like it would win a contest. That was oh, my gosh.

[Assistant] That one reverberated I don't know how it's possible, but that one had it sounded like a car starting and then a car dying out.


[User] That one reverberated I don't know how it's possible, but that one had it sounded like a car starting and then a car dying out.

[Assistant] Yeah, it was like like the final breath someone takes right before they die. That was like oh,


[User] Yeah, it was like like the final breath someone takes right before they die. That was like oh,

[Assistant] And if you look over, you can kind of see his ass crack and you can see that's just a little bit of brown.


[User] And if you look over, you can kind of see his ass crack and you can see that's just a little bit of brown.

[Assistant] I wish he'd just pull up his pants. Oh,


[User] 哦哦哦哦哦。

[Assistant] Should we wake him up? Oh!.


[User] Should we wake him up? Oh!.

[Assistant] I don't think I if we wake him up, don't you think he would be embarrassed,


[User] I don't think I if we wake him up, don't you think he would be embarrassed,

[Assistant] I would be, but like, oh,


[User] I would be, but like, oh,

[Assistant] It smells so bad.


[User] It smells so bad.

[Assistant] We gonna have to sit through are we gonna have to sit through the whole flight like this, oh are there oh my god,


[User] I just won't breathe for the next four hours.

[Assistant] Yeah are there any open seats in the back, because, like, I don't I don't think I can keep doing this.


[User] Yeah are there any open seats in the back, because, like, I don't I don't think I can keep doing this.

[Assistant] I don't see any. I'm so, I don't see any.


[User] Okay, okay, well then, uh, I wish I had my, my COVID mask still.

[Assistant] Oh god, his shit is crawling up his ass crack and getting onto the seat.


[User] Oh god, his shit is crawling up his ass crack and getting onto the seat.

[Assistant] Oh, no, oh, it's all over his shirt now. That's


[User] I am oh oh that's not good that's not good oh what oh my

[Assistant] Ah guy. Oh, he must be having some problems because that.


[User] I don't know. I don't know. I swear I can see some corn in there.

[Assistant] Yeah, that's definitely some some mexican food of some sort. That was that is disgusting. He definitely ate at taco bell today. Oh oh yeah,


[User] Oh no oh god should we should you wake him up or should I wake him up,

[Assistant] I might just tell the flight attendant, man, because I don't know if I I don't know what else to do, because I don't want to I don't want to bug him and make him feel embarrassed, because oh, oh, how ah oh, how embarrassed would you be, like oh, oh,


[User] Would be so embarrassed, but honestly it's so disgusting right now. Like I can't handle it. I don't care about his embarrassment anymore.

[Assistant] Yeah it looks like it's getting a little more liquid too. That's gonna be oh, that's gonna be so hard to clean up.


[User] Yeah it looks like it's getting a little more liquid too. That's gonna be oh, that's gonna be so hard to clean up.

[Assistant] Oh, it's it's slipping towards my thigh. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. You know what, I have a parachute. I'm jumping off this plane.


[User] You have the um tomato juice, right, the tomato sauce,

[Assistant] I mean, that was a that was a skunk that that was definitely a skunk, right, like,


[User] I mean, that was a that was a skunk that that was definitely a skunk, right, like,

[Assistant] Yeah but I think I saw a streak of black and no, fido, please, please don't jump on me. Oh,


[User] Yeah but I think I saw a streak of black and no, fido, please, please don't jump on me. Oh,

[Assistant] Oh, he's gonna get it on you, oh,


[User] Um ah that's not good.

[Assistant] Oh, fido, don't, oh,


[User] Oh, fido, don't, oh,

[Assistant] Ah you know they say, share the love here's a hug.


[User] Ah you know they say, share the love here's a hug.

[Assistant] Yeah oh, why would you do that, now our whole family's gonna smell like, ugh,


[User] Because i'm evil.

[Assistant] We're going to be the skunk family. Ugh. I've never smelled it up close like this before. It's going


[User] It's gonna get all over my hands if I have to pick him up and I guess, ugh.

[Assistant] Well, he's not going to get in the bathtub himself, you know,


[User] Okay, water starting

[Assistant] Do we just hop in too, because I don't just like hose us down, because our house is going to smell like this. I didn't think about that. Oh,


[User] Oh no, i'm gonna doordash some tomato sauce, tomato juice, canned tomatoes,

[Assistant] That what gets the smell out, you keep saying that, and I didn't know that was a natural, ugh.


[User] That what gets the smell out, you keep saying that, and I didn't know that was a natural, ugh.

[Assistant] That's what it does. It does. It gets rid of the... I think Fido just vomited.


[User] That's what it does. It does. It gets rid of the... I think Fido just vomited.

[Assistant] I think i'm gonna vomit on vito's vomit.


[User] I think i'm gonna vomit on vito's vomit.

[Assistant] No, please don't. If you vomit, I vomit.


[User] No, please don't. If you vomit, I vomit.

[Assistant] I can't hold it in, I'm sorry.


[User] I can't hold it in, I'm sorry.

[Assistant] Oh god, I got a. Oh, the more I breathe in, the worse it gets. It's like seeping into the walls.


[User] Oh god, I got a. Oh, the more I breathe in, the worse it gets. It's like seeping into the walls.

[Assistant] Yeah, we gotta take him outside, man. We can't let this be. Oh, the the house is good. There's we're not recovering from this oh, yeah, ok. We just leave him outside for right now. But


[User] Yeah, we gotta take him outside, man. We can't let this be. Oh, the the house is good. There's we're not recovering from this oh, yeah, ok. We just leave him outside for right now. But

[Assistant] Alright, just put them outside. But I'm covered in stunk skunk stench and vomit. Your vomit, Fido's vomit, my vomit.


[User] Alright, just put them outside. But I'm covered in stunk skunk stench and vomit. Your vomit, Fido's vomit, my vomit.

[Assistant] Yeah oh, i'm so sorry, I couldn't, I think I, the more I think about it, the more I feel like i'm gonna vomit again.


[User] Yeah oh, i'm so sorry, I couldn't, I think I, the more I think about it, the more I feel like i'm gonna vomit again.

[Assistant] No, please, please don't, please don't, please don't, please,


[User] I think so. Okay, here, i'm gonna open the closet. No, what's

[Assistant] Yeah yeah I think i'm almost certain oh yeah that's a lot of fruit flies. Yep. Yep. That's definitely


[User] Yeah yeah I think i'm almost certain oh yeah that's a lot of fruit flies. Yep. Yep. That's definitely

[Assistant] That's quite a lot of that's like how is that they're kind of huddled together like a gelatinous mass of fruit flies. How is that possible,


[User] That's quite a lot of that's like how is that they're kind of huddled together like a gelatinous mass of fruit flies. How is that possible,

[Assistant] I don't know, they they just they're all there, and and i'm sorry I never come into the guest bedroom, but oh, oh,


[User] Neither do i oh, the humming and droning is just ear piercing and disgusting.

[Assistant] Yeah that is nasty. Okay, okay, we're going to have to what are they on, we're going to have to get


[User] Lamey's backpack. I think they're on lady's backpack from when she was here like a like a year ago.

[Assistant] A year ago, yeah, but I didn't even know she left her. Oh, oh, she probably left something in there. I don't want to know what it was. Oh, we got to throw it away. But


[User] Think I don't okay, i'm going to slowly unzip.

[Assistant] Oh no, oh, I just got.


[User] Oh no, oh, I just got.

[Assistant] Oh no, that I think


[User] Oh no, that I think

[Assistant] The amount of lava in this bag, it's, you know, this bag would normally be two pounds, it's like ten pounds. It's like ten pounds of lava. Oh god, it has like a heft, it has like a like a chunky weight to it. I can feel them wriggling through the leather.


[User] The amount of lava in this bag, it's, you know, this bag would normally be two pounds, it's like ten pounds. It's like ten pounds of lava. Oh god, it has like a heft, it has like a like a chunky weight to it. I can feel them wriggling through the leather.

[Assistant] Yeah, those, they look like they're moving. There's a ton of maggots in there. That is not normal.


[User] Oh, how is that even possible,

[Assistant] That was, that looks like they came from one banana. There's no way that many, oh, that many came from, oh, oh, there's fruit flies all in my eyes, oh, and my, I think one went up my nose, I think one went up my nose.


[User] That was, that looks like they came from one banana. There's no way that many, oh, that many came from, oh, oh, there's fruit flies all in my eyes, oh, and my, I think one went up my nose, I think one went up my nose.

[Assistant] Oh no, that's not good okay, I can I can I can hear one in my ear oh god okay, okay, okay, take the bag, take the bag,


[User] Oh no, that's not good okay, I can I can I can hear one in my ear oh god okay, okay, okay, take the bag, take the bag,

[Assistant] I don't want to touch the ba- okay, okay, ugh. Ugh. Where do I put it? Where do I take it? I don't know what to do with it. It's so gross.


[User] I don't want to touch the ba- okay, okay, ugh. Ugh. Where do I put it? Where do I take it? I don't know what to do with it. It's so gross.

[Assistant] Ah just put it put it out just put it out the the outside trash can. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,


[User] Ah just put it put it out just put it out the the outside trash can. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay, i'm going, i'm i'm going to run, i'm going to run. I'm just like i'm going to open the window with this hand, okay, and i'm just drop it out ok, ok, ok and ok. I feel like there's still the fruit flies.


[User] Okay, okay, okay, i'm going, i'm i'm going to run, i'm going to run. I'm just like i'm going to open the window with this hand, okay, and i'm just drop it out ok, ok, ok and ok. I feel like there's still the fruit flies.

[Assistant] The fruit flies kind of exploded and the larvae is crawling all across the ground, cooking in the hot sun.


[User] The fruit flies kind of exploded and the larvae is crawling all across the ground, cooking in the hot sun.

[Assistant] No, I shouldn't I should have just taken it straight to the trash can. I'm sorry. I thought if I threw it out the window, we'd just deal with it later and we could deal with it outside.


[User] No, I shouldn't I should have just taken it straight to the trash can. I'm sorry. I thought if I threw it out the window, we'd just deal with it later and we could deal with it outside.

[Assistant] Now I think we gotta get the broom and kind of like sweep up towards the trash can.


[User] Now I think we gotta get the broom and kind of like sweep up towards the trash can.

[Assistant] Wish I had just used the broom in the first place because then I would have had to touch it. Oh, now it's all over my fingers. Oh,


[User] Do you have like febreze or something, something we can spray in the air?

[Assistant] We could just get some bug spray. Do we have any off, I think I do have some breeze here. Let me spray this.


[User] We could just get some bug spray. Do we have any off, I think I do have some breeze here. Let me spray this.

[Assistant] One of the flies just hit me right in the face. Oh,


[User] One of the flies just hit me right in the face. Oh,

[Assistant] Ah oh, you got one, you got one that's stuck in your eyebrow and i'm, oh, i'm really sorry, but


[User] Can you please get it out? Can you please?

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, i'm gonna get it, i'm, ah, yeah, i'm sorry, I kind of decapitated him when I did that, and and it kind of mushed into your eyebrow. I'm so sorry.


[User] Yeah, yeah, i'm gonna get it, i'm, ah, yeah, i'm sorry, I kind of decapitated him when I did that, and and it kind of mushed into your eyebrow. I'm so sorry.

[Assistant] No, are you saying there's a bug, oh, it's getting into my eye, it's getting into my eye,


[User] No, are you saying there's a bug, oh, it's getting into my eye, it's getting into my eye,

[Assistant] Got all mushed. I'm oh i'm so sorry


[User] Got all mushed. I'm oh i'm so sorry

[Assistant] Oh, why, why do you have to have such sharp nails, why,


[User] Oh, why, why do you have to have such sharp nails, why,

[Assistant] I don't it's because I like to go get them done. I'm sorry. I like acrylics, okay,


[User] I don't it's because I like to go get them done. I'm sorry. I like acrylics, okay,

[Assistant] Oh my god, there's a bug guts in my eyebrow. Lonnie!I


[User] Oh my god, there's a bug guts in my eyebrow. Lonnie!I

[Assistant] I just got my nails done with these acrylics and I got bug cuts in them now. That's, ugh, no.


[User] I just got my nails done with these acrylics and I got bug cuts in them now. That's, ugh, no.

[Assistant] Like I will not stand for this I I there is a lava I throw a lava at you


[User] Like I will not stand for this I I there is a lava I throw a lava at you

[Assistant] Oh my gosh, why would you, oh, that's, that is a, that is nasty and I want a divorce.


[User] Oh, the oh, oh, god, this isn't good we should turn where's the end of the alleyway,

[Assistant] I I think it's going to be like always up. That's that's ok.


[User] I I think it's going to be like always up. That's that's ok.

[Assistant] Ok, you know what, if we just choose not to breathe, we could so we could we could shuffle our way forward as fast as we can.


[User] Ok, you know what, if we just choose not to breathe, we could so we could we could shuffle our way forward as fast as we can.

[Assistant] I mean how long is it if we go around because that's


[User] I mean how long is it if we go around because that's

[Assistant] I think it's it's got to be it's it's like a mile and a half.


[User] Okay, i'll just we're just gonna hold our breath and and just do it oh

[Assistant] We're gonna hold up breath, we're gonna hold up breath, okay, okay,


[User] Okay, okay, ah definitely that's some feces. That is some rank somebody with diarrhea was back here yesterday.

[Assistant] Oh, like somebody was the diarrhea was back here yesterday, the day before, the day before that.


[User] Oh, like somebody was the diarrhea was back here yesterday, the day before, the day before that.

[Assistant] Yeah I don't know maybe several times in a row maybe a month who knows that is oh


[User] Yeah I don't know maybe several times in a row maybe a month who knows that is oh

[Assistant] Ah god, it looks like they've just been shitting in one place consistently over the course of a month.


[User] Ah god, it looks like they've just been shitting in one place consistently over the course of a month.

[Assistant] That's so, that, oh, okay, that is definitely someone's personal bathroom. Yeah, that is.


[User] That's so, that, oh, okay, that is definitely someone's personal bathroom. Yeah, that is.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay, wait, let's just go, let's just go, let's just go.


[User] Oh yeah, yeah, just don't look at it. Don't look at it too hard.

[Assistant] Oh, I slipped. Oh, oh,


[User] Oh, I slipped. Oh, oh,

[Assistant] No, no, oh, it's all over your pants. Oh, it's on your hands too, oh, oh.


[User] No, no, oh, it's all over your pants. Oh, it's on your hands too, oh, oh.

[Assistant] Can you get me up, can you get me up,


[User] Can you get me up, can you get me up,

[Assistant] I'm not gonna touch you with that, ah


[User] I'm not gonna touch you with that, ah

[Assistant] Please don't let me fall into this pile of piss and shit.


[User] Please don't let me fall into this pile of piss and shit.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay, let me just, I'm gonna grab you by the back of the shirt. I don't wanna, I don't wanna touch your hand. Oh, oh, okay, okay, oh, don't grab my arm like that, stop, oh, you're getting it all, oh, you squished it into my sweater, oh.


[User] Oh, that is nasty. Yeah, i'm gonna just throw this away. Yeah.

[Assistant] Alright, let's let's just continue. Oh, when does this alleyway ever end,


[User] Oh no, that's not good. That's not good.

[Assistant] My gosh oh it's interesting they have a separate whole place for the pooping and the peeing in the alleyway. That is,


[User] Ah somebody somebody planned this. This is not a random random poop pee stop. Oh

[Assistant] It's gotta be some kind of shit cult. Like, i


[User] Ah do you remember when we drove all the way up to yosemite for kayla's bachelorette party,

[Assistant] What what was there were like six of us packed in like a two person car


[User] What what was there were like six of us packed in like a two person car

[Assistant] It was so stupid to put all of our suitcases in the back and shove us all in the front.


[User] It was so stupid to put all of our suitcases in the back and shove us all in the front.

[Assistant] It was I swear we were like sardines in a can.


[User] It was I swear we were like sardines in a can.

[Assistant] Ah oh man, and then we finally got there, but but our tire was flat.


[User] Ah oh man, and then we finally got there, but but our tire was flat.

[Assistant] Ah of of course. The tire was flat. I don't know if it was from, like, a pine cone we hit on the side of the road or the fact that all six of us were piled in a car with all of our suitcases.


[User] Ah of of course. The tire was flat. I don't know if it was from, like, a pine cone we hit on the side of the road or the fact that all six of us were piled in a car with all of our suitcases.

[Assistant] Probably because it couldn't carry us all. And but then,


[User] Probably because it couldn't carry us all. And but then,

[Assistant] Ah do you remember do you remember trying to set up and frickin genie it was genie genie and louis they couldn't get their tent set up because


[User] Ah do you remember do you remember trying to set up and frickin genie it was genie genie and louis they couldn't get their tent set up because

[Assistant] Yeah.


[User] Yeah.

[Assistant] What was the reason, what was the, why couldn't I get there, ah I forget.


[User] What was the reason, what was the, why couldn't I get there, ah I forget.

[Assistant] Because genie really had to go and and to the bathroom and she couldn't find a place to do it and so she when they put the tent on it it was it was a bad mess and they shouldn't have done that.


[User] That would haunt them for the rest of their days, you know what i

[Assistant] I think so. And then we all broke out the ol' guitar and we sang some campfire songs. And Lewis, oh, Lewis did that Shania Twain impression.


[User] Oh my god. Do you remember, didn't you do that joke, the Jennifer Coolidge impression, singing as a drunk Jennifer Coolidge?

[Assistant] It's not a very good impression. But people let me do it anyway.


[User] It's not a very good impression. But people let me do it anyway.

[Assistant] Well, everyone let you do it. We were too afraid to stop you.


[User] Well, everyone let you do it. We were too afraid to stop you.

[Assistant] I was just on a roll. I was going.


[User] I was just on a roll. I was going.

[Assistant] Yeah do you remember the next morning when we woke up, do you remember all of tom's all of tom's stuff had been like trampled on by a bear.


[User] Yeah do you remember the next morning when we woke up, do you remember all of tom's all of tom's stuff had been like trampled on by a bear.

[Assistant] And and bear, yeah. The bear had taken all of the food from his backpack and strung it all around the campground. And his underwear, too. It was on top of the tree.


[User] And and bear, yeah. The bear had taken all of the food from his backpack and strung it all around the campground. And his underwear, too. It was on top of the tree.

[Assistant] My goodness his underwear was why did he pack so much underwear,


[User] My goodness his underwear was why did he pack so much underwear,

[Assistant] You know why anybody would pack so much underwear.


[User] You know why anybody would pack so much underwear.

[Assistant] We were only there for four days, but he packed like twenty pairs.


[User] We were only there for four days, but he packed like twenty pairs.

[Assistant] It's like twenty pairs. And then do you remember that when when we tried to change the tire to go home, it just we couldn't get it off. We just kept trying to push it off, and nobody could get leverage to get it to go off.