[User] Annie, look it's is that are you kidding me, is that aunt sheila,

[Assistant] Wow, aunt sheila, you look incredible. I they I love what you've done with your hair. It really suits you. That that red really looks nice with your skin tone. Yeah


[User] Ah it looks like um they did a perfect color match for your skin tone too because sometimes reds can be too brassy and they can have too much brown in them so then they become mousy but this is just phenomenal.

[Assistant] Yeah, it looks like it's almost natural, super authentic and and beautiful with with all of your skin tone. And did you do your makeup differently, it looks so nice on you. I love what you've done. You look so confident and happy.


[User] Oh my gosh annie, she has eyelash extensions wow.

[Assistant] Those are amazing. They make your eyes look so big and and blue. Wow.


[User] Oh wow I don't know if i've ever told you this but rainbows are my favorite and I know this isn't a rainbow but the idea that it encapsulates every color that you could possibly see in a spectrum of colors is and the idea of a romantic walk down a lane and on a fall night after the rainstorm has happened holding locking arms with the dog in new york

[Assistant] Yeah absolutely. I was going to say it just feels like new york in the autumn. It it feels like what you would expect new york to be like. And I love that you can tell that maybe it was raining pretty recently with the the kind of reflections off the ground. And and it feels like almost like petals throughout the whole painting, all of the thick brush strokes and the the large almost yeah, petals of paint. It feels beautiful. Yeah.


[User] That's okay. I've got-

[Assistant] I need I need more s'mores.


[User] And out of here.

[Assistant] No, no so I mean if you're going to do that, that is so sweet. I might go ahead and cancel my seaweed wrap that I signed up for later because i'd honestly rather do the soak.


[User] Okay, okay, well, because i mean, you can do both right, we could schedule the wrap at a later time, or you could do the soak like just let me know.

[Assistant] I mean I don't it's so much. I don't I feel like i'm so pampered and so spoiled yeah


[User] No, it's fine. You deserve it. When was the last time you took a vacation, you have not had a vacation in like eight years.

[Assistant] Yeah, I guess so. I don't know the last time. I think it was way back when we both went to aruba together yeah, eight years ago now, wasn't it that is crazy. Well, I have to say hawaii rivals aruba.


[User] But he ordered you a coconut cream.

[Assistant] What, he knows my favorite pie, he remembered I am so spoiled. Wow. I can't wait for coconut cream pie and a savory pie. I'm going to get i'm going to be a little bit heavier when I come home.


[User] Who cares,

[Assistant] After eating so well, I don't care. It's so worth it. Wow. Thank you. Oh, ah the woman who does the facials is knocking on the door, and so I might go answer that and get a little settled. But thank you so much, helen. I owe you a big one.


[User] Those were so pretty. I wonder if we could get those to grow out here.

[Assistant] Wonder, yeah I can barely keep a cactus alive, so.


[User] Oh, yeah, you got it. Also, um i'm just going to let you know because I know that you're a bread fanatic. They have homemade sourdough there.

[Assistant] It's true. Ah you spoke right to my heart. Oh, my goodness, I cannot wait. Let's, should we jog the rest of the hike, I think we might have to.


[User] Did you rip the baguette by hand, oh, god yeah.

[Assistant] Yes, that's how everybody seemed to do it there yeah ah the bread it's so amazing they just nail how they make it because it's it's so crunchy on the outside and fluffy and soft and just so just open in the middle like i've never had better bread in my life


[User] What kind of cheese did you have with it?

[Assistant] We had brie because that's what one of the people in our group recommended and it was it was great. I I it was my first time having brie. I was in college, so it was a cheese experience, but it was very good.


[User] Would you want to do it in the summertime, would you want to do that in the fall, oh, man, fall in the grand canyon,

[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, honestly, I bet winter would be the smartest call just because of the weather. You could go out in the middle of the day and not need a huge jacket but I mean, that's my assumption as someone who's not spent a lot of time in arizona, but I would love to be able to not wear a jacket and go hiking yeah,


[User] Have you ever have you been to reykjavik?

[Assistant] Yeah that's where I was living. Yeah


[User] Ah oh marie i'm so sorry for the smell I found the source it's ah it's my fault i'm so sorry ah I used the instapot the other day and um and by the other day I mean three to four days ago and forgot to clean it forgot to clean it there's chicken water and there's chicken water in the bottom here

[Assistant] Are you sure that was three to four days ago, cause oh, i'm pretty sure it was like five to six because that is that is rancid.


[User] No, no, no, no, that was just boiled chicken, baby. That was sorry. No, that's just boiled chicken. That's boiled chicken. I, I was boiling it down plain because I wasn't feeling well with some rice and now I regret it. Oh,

[Assistant] How could you forget it for that many days,


[User] A little, um but i'm really trying not to throw up again and this this chicken water is going to make me do it so do you want to clean it for me, please,

[Assistant] I mean it's not my fault that you left three day chicken water but I guess if you're really that sick but oh how sick are you,


[User] Um I throw up right now whatever i've been able to eat and keep down it might come

[Assistant] Okay. Ugh. You gotta thank me. You owe me big for this. Ugh.


[User] Know it. You know it. I'll get some air freshener.

[Assistant] Ah you better get me some like basketball tickets, too, or something. This is rancid, and i'm doing you a favor.


[User] And it's ah it's liquid it's liquidy.

[Assistant] Jess, I'm so sorry to tell you, but it's all down your back.


[User] Jess, I'm so sorry to tell you, but it's all down your back.

[Assistant] Oh my god, ew, ew, ew, ew, it's in your hair, ew, ew, ew, oh my god, you smell, it smells like, it smells like, it smells like that's been sitting there for a really long, long time.


[User] Oh my god, ew, ew, ew, ew, it's in your hair, ew, ew, ew, oh my god, you smell, it smells like, it smells like, it smells like that's been sitting there for a really long, long time.

[Assistant] It's squishing in my shoes. Oh, is it in yours,


[User] Ah oh, yep, it certainly is. Ah okay. Ah oh, don't touch my back. Please don't touch my back. Ah please don't touch my back. I don't want it against my neck. Ew, I need to know, is there is there is there i'm going to i'm going to swear is there shit in my on my back,

[Assistant] There's a lot on your back. I'm so sorry. Oh,


[User] There's a lot on your back. I'm so sorry. Oh,

[Assistant] Yeah it it's in your hair. It's like pieces of it. Ew. Chunks. It's like runny and at the same time it's solid. Ew.


[User] Yeah it it's in your hair. It's like pieces of it. Ew. Chunks. It's like runny and at the same time it's solid. Ew.

[Assistant] You know it's so it's getting in your mouth a little bit. Careful, careful.


[User] I I don't I don't we're not going to eat absolutely i'm not i'm not eating I don't care what they serve in paris I don't want cheese I can't if it smells like this now i'm going to associate cheese with the smell I can't eat I can't

[Assistant] Let's just go back to the hostel and take a shower. Ugh.


[User] Let's just go back to the hostel and take a shower. Ugh.

[Assistant] Ah and to say the least, we have to throw out these clothes. We need to buy new new clothes and new shoes because, ew, I can hear it squishing in your shoes right now.


[User] Ah and to say the least, we have to throw out these clothes. We need to buy new new clothes and new shoes because, ew, I can hear it squishing in your shoes right now.

[Assistant] These are the only shoes I brought.


[User] These are the only shoes I brought.

[Assistant] We're going to decathlon. We're getting new shoes for walking.


[User] We're going to decathlon. We're getting new shoes for walking.

[Assistant] I don't know where we can go with with this all over us.


[User] I don't know where we can go with with this all over us.

[Assistant] Going to decathlon its down the street right now, but theyre not going to let us in smelling like theyre going to think were homeless.


[User] Going to decathlon its down the street right now, but theyre not going to let us in smelling like theyre going to think were homeless.

[Assistant] What are we going to do,


[User] Ah you're not trying on more than one pair. I swear to god, whatever pair you find, that's it. That's it. Ah we have to wash our feet. Maybe we should use the bathroom in here first, do it and clean our feet off so that they're and then throw these in the garbage so we could just get ah new socks and new shoes before trying anything on. Otherwise, you you have to buy whatever you've tried on.

[Assistant] It's so yeah, I just it smells so bad. Let's just go to the bathroom now and wash wash off.


[User] Oh, ew, it's in your purse and your backpack.

[Assistant] Oh, it's all down your back, oh,


[User] Oh oh it's it's in your backpack. Like I mean it's on your it's on your passport eww

[Assistant] Oh no, oh, how do I save that?


[User] I'm going to need a lot more.

[Assistant] Just it's over there, the dispenser. I i'm going to just try to clean my feet. It's between my toes. Ew, ew, ew, it's in like you can see it in the nail bed.


[User] Just it's over there, the dispenser. I i'm going to just try to clean my feet. It's between my toes. Ew, ew, ew, it's in like you can see it in the nail bed.

[Assistant] Oh, that's so much. That's so that smells like feet and like crap. Oh,


[User] But i'm so grossed out, I just cannot wait to get back to the hostel.

[Assistant] Me, me, me too. They're out of soap in this sink.


[User] Buster, oh my god oh, polly, he's got he's got a a limb in his mouth.

[Assistant] Oh, oh, it looks like it came from like a oh like a deer carcass or something. There's like there's like maggots all in it. Oh,


[User] Oh, buster, drop it. Oh, oh, no, that's very old. You can see that it's rotted when he's dropped it and you can see all of the holes in it. It looks like almost like necrosis or whatever, like the peeling away of the skin.

[Assistant] Buster, stop licking it!ugh down


[User] Buster, stop licking it!ugh down

[Assistant] Ew, buster, ew, he's covered, look at his stomach, he's covered in what looks like like decomposed body gel.


[User] Ah he must have rolled in it.

[Assistant] Eww, ew, ew, where did where did he even find this,


[User] That's so gross. It's definitely been decomposing for a while.

[Assistant] You can smell it.


[User] It's it's it's very dead that's

[Assistant] Buster, why do you eat stuff like this? Ugh, Buster, you always eat the grossest stuff.


[User] Buster, why do you eat stuff like this? Ugh, Buster, you always eat the grossest stuff.

[Assistant] Do you remember the last time he brought he brought that stuff home he brought home the ah he brought home the rabbit just the head of the rabbit,


[User] Do you remember the last time he brought he brought that stuff home he brought home the ah he brought home the rabbit just the head of the rabbit,

[Assistant] Yeah, it was like he had decapitated himself or something. Ugh.


[User] And then the time with the opossum do you remember

[Assistant] Yeah yeah and it had exploded because of the heat. The body had exploded because of the heat, so the stomach was just open and there were just maggots pouring out of it, and he brought it over to you and put it on your lap,


[User] Ah or do you remember the time he he brought home the the bird and put it inside ah on on my plate and I went to take a bite and it was on my fork, do you remember that,

[Assistant] I remember that. It was horrible. Oh and the other time when he brought in oh the dead squirrel and we didn't know where he had put it for like a week.


[User] It was it was stinky. Ugh.

[Assistant] Or the time he do you remember when he he got into the bones in the the garbage and he ate the bones and he ate the old old condiments and macaroni and cheese that had been sitting in the fridge and it had been sitting in the sun for a few days and he ate it do you remember that,


[User] Oh my god that deer is full grown and he's it's half half of its body is missing.

[Assistant] Oh, yeah, where is its eye, it's like like half of its face is missing.


[User] Oh, yeah, where is its eye, it's like like half of its face is missing.

[Assistant] And look, its intestines are hanging out, the entrails, the entrails.


[User] And look, its intestines are hanging out, the entrails, the entrails.

[Assistant] Ah you you can see what he ate at lunch. Oh, it's like leaves in his belly. Oh,


[User] That's been dead for a while.

[Assistant] Why would Buster want to eat that? That's so gross.


[User] No, that's so gross. I don't don't touch it too much. You might make it fall.

[Assistant] No, it just fell, it just collapsed on itself. Oh my god, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, there's the little white things, they're larva, ew, ew, they're crawling on the ground, and they're all over your shoes.


[User] No, it just fell, it just collapsed on itself. Oh my god, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, there's the little white things, they're larva, ew, ew, they're crawling on the ground, and they're all over your shoes.

[Assistant] Oh, ew. Do you have any water? I want to wash them off. Oh,


[User] No, no, you gotta go outside for that there's so many there's so much honey and it looks like because it's been here for a while, it's molding so it smells like mold, like it's green in places. It's not like fresh.

[Assistant] And all of the little maggots, the little larvae things are sticking to me, and the honey makes everything sticky, ew.


[User] And all of the little maggots, the little larvae things are sticking to me, and the honey makes everything sticky, ew.

[Assistant] Ah now you're covered in like maggots and and honey you're oh oh my god oh and we have to like tear this entire wall down because god only knows how much of it is covered in that stuff.


[User] Yeah yeah, we're gonna have to pay for this I want to help, mum, but honestly, this is this is too much.

[Assistant] How did she not realize until now, oh,


[User] How did she not realize until now, oh,

[Assistant] We didn't realize until now either, though, we just cleaning out the room oh oh, my god oh, that's so gross. There's that's so gross that's like an old hive in the back and it smells so bad.


[User] It's rotting.

[Assistant] Oh my god, it's disgusting. Oh, oh my god. Oh, look. There's, they built a nest. Oof. They built the nest on a carcass. That's why. That's why they built it in there.


[User] But there's so many bees.

[Assistant] Yeah you need to go wash off first because now it's collapsed. It is just it's like the wall is like honey. It's just dripping down. It's like breaking up apart.


[User] Um ah the neighbors were using their disposal again and it backed up in the sink while we were on vacation a lot. So it's been hot in here and it's caked to all of the it's it's in the sink. It's caked to the sink with bones,

[Assistant] Ah oh, did they have like barbecue or something,


[User] I don't ah I don't know where to begin. They they keep saying that that these pipes don't connect, but they clearly connect.

[Assistant] Ah yeah, they definitely connect because we did not eat mac and cheese. Oh, oh,


[User] Oh, oh my god oh my god, there's a baby diaper in the bathroom and in the sink in the kitchen. There's it looks like there's something black that's coming up out of the sink from here yeah I don't even know what that is.

[Assistant] Clearly they are misusing their pipes next door. That is gross. There should not be a diaper in here.


[User] Well, sophia, i'm really sorry um you don't have to eat the scones if you don't want to. I'm so sorry. I baked them and I did it wrong.

[Assistant] Okay, vanessa, like, they're really bad, but I appreciate the love that went into these. Oh,


[User] I'm sorry, no, if you keep biting into it, the more you bite, it bubbles more.

[Assistant] Oh, it tastes yeah, yeah, the more you bite, the worse it gets.


[User] Yeah it's like bubbling, ehh, ehh, into my throat,

[Assistant] What did you do to these, ugh,


[User] Ah well, you need it just a little bit to rise and for leavening, but this is ah this is unpalatable. Please just throw them out. Please let's just throw them out. I'll i'll make a new batch. Please just throw it out I know that I know that you're hungry, but i'll i'll buy us dinner. I don't care.

[Assistant] I don't know, i'm starving. And they're like they're pretty salty. Oh, ok, yeah, no, I can't do it.


[User] Valerie, no way. That's, did we leave it here for a whole year?

[Assistant] Um didn't karen say that she was going to clean this out last year,


[User] I thought karen totally said she was going to clean it out last year. Oh, my gosh. I don't think anybody's opened it for a year.

[Assistant] Oh my god, the entire basement smells.


[User] Yeaah, uuuh. Two.

[Assistant] One oh my god,


[User] One oh my god,

[Assistant] Oh my gosh, that is oh, ugh, that is one of the worst smells I have ever smelled in my entire life. That is


[User] Oh my gosh, that is oh, ugh, that is one of the worst smells I have ever smelled in my entire life. That is

[Assistant] Holy crap, she left an entire dead fish in here.


[User] No, that's horrible. Oh, my god.

[Assistant] Why is it, why, why would she, why, why would she do this, I know she went fishing, but why would she leave a dead fish,


[User] Just leave the whole year, that's disgusting. Do you see that, is that purple stuff, is that is that mold,

[Assistant] That even real,


[User] That even real,

[Assistant] Um think I think that has to be some sort of mold because i've never seen anything that looks like that before. That's, ugh.


[User] Um think I think that has to be some sort of mold because i've never seen anything that looks like that before. That's, ugh.

[Assistant] It looks like jelly. Like what is that oh my god.


[User] You I don't know is it leaking at all,

[Assistant] Ah ew, it is leaking. It's out by the wheels oh my god.


[User] Ah ew, it is leaking. It's out by the wheels oh my god.

[Assistant] Yeah, I was wondering what that liquid was, but I didn't think I thought it might just be the the dampness of the basement down here, but, ugh. Okay. Oh, okay.


[User] Yeah, I was wondering what that liquid was, but I didn't think I thought it might just be the the dampness of the basement down here, but, ugh. Okay. Oh, okay.

[Assistant] Nope nope now it's in the carpet. We need to can you can you do me a favor can you get like two um kitchen bags like the really heavy duty bags and we're just going to have to put the put it in there.


[User] Nope nope now it's in the carpet. We need to can you can you do me a favor can you get like two um kitchen bags like the really heavy duty bags and we're just going to have to put the put it in there.

[Assistant] Ah and I think we just get a big garbage bag and and yeah, ok, ok, ok. I misunderstood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's ok. Let's just let's just double yeah, double bag it. Let's do it.


[User] My god, look at it, it's going, it's

[Assistant] So going, yeah oh no okay that's a little bit funny but oh my gosh we're gonna have to clean this all up.


[User] I don't think you can.

[Assistant] Yeah I don't think it's fixable. That's a lot of skid marks for one small dog. Like it is, like,


[User] My god, he's covered in it. Just take him up and give him a bath.

[Assistant] Yeah yeah yeah i'm just going to take him to the to the the sink and I want to just put him in the mop with with with the with the roomba. We're going to just make that the poop area for right now and we're going to try to contain it because I think it's there's no way we're going to contain the rest of the roomba stuff. Ah do do you have resolve, do we have to have the spray,


[User] Hey, Polly, are you what, oh, my god, ew, what is that, ew,

[Assistant] It's on youtube. Oh my ah it's I think think it's puke.


[User] My god oh my god move, move, move back look up,

[Assistant] Oh, oh, oh my gosh, is that guy throwing up up there,


[User] Oh, poor chip. I wonder if he's oh, that's so gross.

[Assistant] Um no oh my god you are coated in vomit right now.


[User] Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,

[Assistant] Oh, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,


[User] Do you have a water bottle? I just, I wanna just get it off on my, out of my hair before I even go inside the house. That's so...

[Assistant] There's a hose over there, I can like hose you down a bit and hose down your jacket if you want.


[User] There's a hose over there, I can like hose you down a bit and hose down your jacket if you want.

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, just, just, i'm just gonna take the jacket off and and we're just gonna leave it by the hose and and you can you can just take the hose to it, cause I don't want, oh, yeah, no it's all inside my shirt. Oh, it it's it's growing down my back. It's,


[User] Yeah, yeah, just, just, i'm just gonna take the jacket off and and we're just gonna leave it by the hose and and you can you can just take the hose to it, cause I don't want, oh, yeah, no it's all inside my shirt. Oh, it it's it's growing down my back. It's,

[Assistant] Ew, it's in your bra,


[User] Ew, it's in your bra,

[Assistant] It's it's it's oh, gosh, it's it's all yeah I don't I don't want to take off my shirt. I got to take off the.


[User] Okay, three two one

[Assistant] Oh, gosh, that's so cold. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.


[User] Oh, gosh, that's so cold. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Assistant] Close your mouth. Close your mouth. It's gonna run down your face. It's running down your face. Ew.


[User] Close your mouth. Close your mouth. It's gonna run down your face. It's running down your face. Ew.

[Assistant] Oh, ew, ew, ew, it got in my mouth, it got in my mouth.


[User] Oh, ew, ew, ew, it got in my mouth, it got in my mouth.

[Assistant] Ah spit it out,


[User] Ah spit it out,

[Assistant] Oh, chip, you, oh, oh, I think I might be sick. I, oh,


[User] No, dont be sick.

[Assistant] I'm not going to be sick, but I think yeah, I don't i've never had so much


[User] It's in your- it got in the purse? Oh, just dump it, just dump it.

[Assistant] I'm, I need a new purse, I don't care, I'm throwing it out.


[User] I have to get my wallet out of it and my my glasses and I need to get my sunglasses and ew ew, the keys they're at the bottom.

[Assistant] Oh, my gosh. They're covered. They're at the bottom. Oh,


[User] Oh, my gosh. They're covered. They're at the bottom. Oh,

[Assistant] Its like a soup, i dont want to touch it.


[User] I don't want you to touch it either. That's disgusting. I don't think that anybody would want to put their hand in there. Can you, are you sure you have to, can you just dump it out and wash that off with the hose too?

[Assistant] Ah it's not it's not coming out. It's like it's stuck in between the two wedges, like the way that it's ew.


[User] No. What am I gonna what am I gonna do, how do I clean that,

[Assistant] I don't know.


[User] I don't know.

[Assistant] Oh, chip, you owe me a new laptop,


[User] Oh, that's what it is. Oh, now that you say it, now that you say it, I smell it, and I, I was happy not knowing. Ignorance was bliss.

[Assistant] I'm never gonna eat I don't want to eat I don't want to I don't want to eat anything


[User] Ah probably. I don't want I don't want to even think about it because he has to go he did it.

[Assistant] He did it, he he just put it right in his mouth and crunched it.


[User] It's still moving, it's still squirming,

[Assistant] You see the little legs squirming out of his mouth, oh, that poor ah beetle, oh, that, oh what do you think he's going to go for next, do you think he's going to go for the worms or the cockroaches,


[User] No, he's going for the worms and they're sliming all over each other. They're like those really fat, thick ones.

[Assistant] Yeah and he's just slurping them down like spaghetti. Oh my god. Oh, oh that is that is impressive and nasty. Yeah. Oh,


[User] Why would you take maggots and put them in your mouth? Ew, ew,

[Assistant] I would I would definitely go for crickets over maggots. That's, oh,


[User] Yeah he's gonna bite the head off of that frog and it's alive.

[Assistant] It's a lot. That is that is animal cruelty. That is awful.


[User] It is, why are they allowing this on the show?

[Assistant] That's hor it's probably, like that has to be fake, right, like, oh, oh, oh,


[User] That's hor it's probably, like that has to be fake, right, like, oh, oh, oh,

[Assistant] Oh my god, oh, don't look, liz, don't look, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,


[User] Oh my god, oh, don't look, liz, don't look, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,

[Assistant] And look oh oh you you it's bleeding everywhere that's just oh oh that's so gross that's so sad and gross oh


[User] They're so furry, ugh.

[Assistant] Like leaving like marks all over his hand like it's going to the bathroom and ew, he licked it,


[User] Like leaving like marks all over his hand like it's going to the bathroom and ew, he licked it,

[Assistant] Oh, oh, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, oh, and it looks like joe rogan likes it. I don't understand how he hosts a show like this. I couldn't watch stuff like that every day. Oh, oh, who do you think is going to win, do you think blue team or red team,


[User] Oh, my god, thats so upsetting.

[Assistant] Are they really going to make him eat raw chicken, is that even safe,


[User] Are they really going to make him eat raw chicken, is that even safe,

[Assistant] I don't think that's safe. Oh.


[User] I don't think that's safe at all. Oh, my god. And they

[Assistant] Oh my god. Look at ew.


[User] Ah why would

[Assistant] Like liver's disgusting at the best of times and they're ew, he's just like biting into it with his teeth and ripping it it's blood all over his mouth, ew,


[User] Like liver's disgusting at the best of times and they're ew, he's just like biting into it with his teeth and ripping it it's blood all over his mouth, ew,

[Assistant] Oh, that is that is disgusting. He's got it all over his yeah, it's going down his shirt and


[User] Oh, my god, that I swear have you ever seen it when you crack open an egg and there's like a little bird still inside of it because it just didn't finish developing,

[Assistant] Yeah like the fertilized eggs uh-huh


[User] Oh, that's what those are, they, yeah that is nasty. I don't ever want to see that again. Oh, they're, this is like honestly really horrible to animals. I feel like

[Assistant] This isn't fear factor. This is just disgust factor. This is just.


[User] Look away hes got a pig foot.

[Assistant] Oh, no, not a pig foot. Ugh. Is that is that a snake, are they going to make him eat a snake,


[User] We will momentarily stand on the street until we begin walking because we are going to go and grab a coffee.

[Assistant] "And what is coffee?"


[User] If it is a hot beverage, sometimes people choose to steam the milk, other times they choose to add cold milk to their hot beverage. If it is a cold beverage, they will only add cold milk.

[Assistant] WHAT IS MILK?


[User] Just take mine, just take mine, it's fine.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay. I don't see anything. Do you want to walk over that way?


[User] I don't know, it it could be anything. It could be a mountain lion, it could be a bear, it could be a raccoon. We don't know.

[Assistant] Go back to the tent, I feel like I feel like I don't I don't want to be out here with it. If it if it is a bear or if it is a mountain lion, i'm i'm afraid that we're just making ourselves easy targets.


[User] I know, but I feel like if we stay in the tent then we're gonna be an even like sitting duck, moving, non-moving target at that point.

[Assistant] I guess so, but I mean, could we realistically outrun a bear? Can we realistically outrun a mountain lion? I don't think so.


[User] No, you're not supposed to run out, uh, run them anyway. You're supposed to act big, depending on the size of the bear and the color of the bear. Don't you remember our training?

[Assistant] I feel like my heart just wants me to run away and like race away. I feel like it's beating so fast and I just maybe we can make ourselves big now. Do you want to want to put your I don't know. What do you think we should do,


[User] Okay, put your mag light up there, please.

[Assistant] I think I heard some growling. I don't know about you, but i'm pretty sure that was a growl. I don't know I think we need to go back to the tent.


[User] Um ah god that was a growl okay, we have to go. Okay let's go. Let's grab our stuff.

[Assistant] It's so dark. I can't see. Do you remember where we put where the tent was,


[User] I don't know, did we take more of a left or did we go more to the right? Do you remember which way we went?

[Assistant] I mean, we started to the left, and then we went to the right, and so I but I it's not here. It's it's


[User] I don't. Okay.

[Assistant] It was it should have been in this clearing. It should be should be somewhere around here.


[User] It was it should have been in this clearing. It should be should be somewhere around here.

[Assistant] Look up. I remember there was a low-hanging branch. Do you do you see a low-hanging branch,


[User] Look up. I remember there was a low-hanging branch. Do you do you see a low-hanging branch,

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay my flashlights go it's too light it's and the light's not bright enough it's going out I don't know, I don't know, do you have any backup batteries, they're in the,


[User] Okay, okay, okay my flashlights go it's too light it's and the light's not bright enough it's going out I don't know, I don't know, do you have any backup batteries, they're in the,

[Assistant] No, I don't. It's a mag light. They're supposed to last for a long time. I don't know. I didn't think about it. Um um let's just go to the left a little bit more, please.


[User] Okay. Okay. Okay, look to the right. Do you see anything here? Take my mag light, ill take the like less whatever just trade off with me.

[Assistant] It looks like I think I see


[User] Okay, okay, okay, okay. Don't let go don't let go of my hand.

[Assistant] Okay, i'm not letting go, okay, just be careful of the, look, watch out, there's a snag, a snag there, right there, be careful.


[User] Okay, i'm not letting go, okay, just be careful of the, look, watch out, there's a snag, a snag there, right there, be careful.

[Assistant] Ah yeah, the the okay, okay, thank you oh I think it I don't I don't know if I hear it again I I don't think I hear it anymore, but I am afraid it's following us


[User] Just get inside the tent. Just get inside. I'm going to follow you in, okay? And we can zip up for now.

[Assistant] Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay.


[User] You know but we're together at least. So we just will will think about a plan from here.

[Assistant] Okay, okay okay. Do you have the batteries, I got these ones out thank you, thank you okay. Well, at least this is working again okay. I don't know. I feel like I feel like I don't there's no way i'm gonna be able to sleep if if we stay here.


[User] I guess I I okay um just grab your bag and make sure let's go

[Assistant] Okay, okay. Do you hear that?


[User] Three, two, one, go.

[Assistant] Okay okay, unlock it, unlock it, please unlock it okay, thank you.


[User] Hours it's nine right so yes three hours now and they were like oh yeah you can't be sure if you're going to go to the bathroom just make sure that you make your way back because if you don't make your way way back really quickly then we don't know if we're going to be remember you and then you're going to have to wait again like another fifteen minutes and I just can't be bothered to wait another

[Assistant] Are they going to have to give us i v s, do you think,


[User] I don't I don't think i'm ready. I don't

[Assistant] I think you need to go because if you don't go, then i'm not going to be able to go. So if you don't go like one of us has to go. So you.


[User] But we don't know. It just seems so coincidental that it happened right after the expense report. Like, part of me is, like, really scared that what if it what if it has to do with the expense report and that he didn't file it on time and then when because he didn't file it on time all because of one little thing, it's going to get ah yeah it's going to be the same thing for us. What if that happens for ah both of us, I mean, I can't afford that right now. Like, I just I don't know about you, but I I just put money towards a lease on a vehicle that I have to pay off.

[Assistant] Yeah, I have a mortgage I have to pay and and I feel like if I get fired right now and this is not I don't I don't we're not going to get fired though. It's going it's going to be ok. I promise you, alice, it's it's going to be fine. I think i'm almost certain that that the reason he got fired was was not because of the expense report but because that was like the the final straw right like like it has to be the final straw that broke the camel's back because because dr. Patel is reasonable. He he he's really a nice guy and I feel like he's going to understand he's got to understand right.


[User] No, but then I remember the time that carrie-ann do you remember the time that carrie-ann didn't do inventory properly and and she she mis she mislabeled a bunch of the bio-manufacturing that needed to go out for the clients and then she got let go.

[Assistant] Yeah, but because she could have killed people. Like, that was a big deal. Like, this isn't that big of a deal. This is like an expense report, right, like I don't know. I feel like i'm i'm trying to convince myself that we're not going to get fired, but I don't know. I don't know, alice. I feel like we're going to get fired what are we going to do,


[User] It could have just been an email. Why did this have to be like a three day waiting period for this meeting?

[Assistant] Yeah and we could have had the expense report done by now. Like, like,


[User] Maybe this is what its about. Maybe its just a review period.

[Assistant] "Okay. Well, if it's just a review period, then-"


[User] And and and since the two of us are in the same kind of position, maybe they're just trying to double up on it because I know that they said that they're short on resources maybe we could just try to go in with an optimistic standpoint and just see like what goes from there I just don't want to keep thinking worst-case scenario because every time I do that I always leave and then i'm like oh kicking myself like I went in with the worst possible headspace and I didn't try to just think positively for once so maybe we could just try to go in a little bit more optimistic like maybe let's just hope it's about our reviews.

[Assistant] I mean, we can hope for the best and and and prepare for the worst, right, like, i'm afraid I feel like I need to just at least accept that i'm feeling a little bit anxious about the fact that we might get fired.


[User] Are you okay, are you okay, that that looked like it was really painful when that fell on you.

[Assistant] Um yeah, it came down on my head. Um can you just can you just check, because I I feel a little bit dizzy, and I don't know if it's just because i'm in shock or or what. I and


[User] Ah just have a it just it I just feel like my head is like swollen on the side on the right-hand side on the top. Can you just check it,

[Assistant] It looks a little swollen. It looks a little bit that you got a bump for sure. But but I don't think it's I don't think it's bleeding. I think you're going to you just want to be careful. We will sit up and.


[User] Yeah, I think so. And and and and we don't know if there's going to be any aftershocks or anything, so I feel like it maybe it's just better if we stay in the center. And yeah and yeah, ok, ok.

[Assistant] Yes, like let's just go over here because if you see like we're out of the rows then we're out of like aisle f and everything and then we we could just be um um on the outside I just feel like a little bit lightheaded and a little bit dizzy and i'm not trying to like make a big thing out of it I just really appreciate that you're just trying to help me with this situation um i've never i'm not from here so i've never been in an earthquake situation before have you,


[User] Yes, like let's just go over here because if you see like we're out of the rows then we're out of like aisle f and everything and then we we could just be um um on the outside I just feel like a little bit lightheaded and a little bit dizzy and i'm not trying to like make a big thing out of it I just really appreciate that you're just trying to help me with this situation um i've never i'm not from here so i've never been in an earthquake situation before have you,

[Assistant] I this is my like my third big one. I feel like this is the biggest one i've ever experienced, though, and and because i'm from kansas originally. We don't have earthquakes either. Where are you from originally,


[User] Yeah, yeah I feel like it's it's just a lot of places I don't know it's a lot a lot of different things to expect. I've never been in a store when it's happened and i've never been been in public and it's just it's it's a lot.

[Assistant] Yeah, like I think i've, i've, you know, like woken up and i've like felt the like bed shake a little bit or whatever since i've moved to california, but i've never really like experienced anything like that before, you know, I, I, I, I'm sorry. Um


[User] They had that really big one back in the ninety s that that killed a lot of people and it knocked over all those bridges. And honestly, this one felt like it could have been pretty big. Like, I don't know if it knocked over any bridges, but I feel like there's some potential that a lot of people were pretty hurt, including you. Like, i'm so glad you were ok and at least not, like, really badly hurt. I hope you don't have a concussion. But,

[Assistant] Yeah, and I'm glad that we're at least together because I just I don't know what I would do. You just seem like you're able to handle these situations really calmly, and I just don't feel very calm and I feel like i'm not a really calm person in bad situations. I i'm the person who panics probably the most, and I usually hyperventilate in a corner so I really appreciate that you're just much more calm than I am.


[User] Yeah, and I'm glad that we're at least together because I just I don't know what I would do. You just seem like you're able to handle these situations really calmly, and I just don't feel very calm and I feel like i'm not a really calm person in bad situations. I i'm the person who panics probably the most, and I usually hyperventilate in a corner so I really appreciate that you're just much more calm than I am.

[Assistant] It's ok. I am a nurse, but I feel like I this is my first earthquake, so it feels like a lot of a lot of I don't know. I don't feel very calm. I feel a little bit overwhelmed. But but I do think we should get some ice on that because I think if you have a concussion, we're going to want to sit you down and we're going to want to get you we're going to want to get you monitored and and make sure you're ok because your eyes look a little dilated. And I I don't know. I just we don't want anybody to get hurt. But I I feel like the system is going to be overwhelmed with with people making calls right now, too, to like ambulances and stuff if it was that big.


[User] It's ok. I am a nurse, but I feel like I this is my first earthquake, so it feels like a lot of a lot of I don't know. I don't feel very calm. I feel a little bit overwhelmed. But but I do think we should get some ice on that because I think if you have a concussion, we're going to want to sit you down and we're going to want to get you we're going to want to get you monitored and and make sure you're ok because your eyes look a little dilated. And I I don't know. I just we don't want anybody to get hurt. But I I feel like the system is going to be overwhelmed with with people making calls right now, too, to like ambulances and stuff if it was that big.

[Assistant] Yeah and I just hear a lot of people like crying in other aisles right now and I I just i'm not really good at handling other people panicking because it just makes me panic a little bit more and I I don't mean to again make it this worse but does it feel like the ground is still moving for you,


[User] Yeah and I just hear a lot of people like crying in other aisles right now and I I just i'm not really good at handling other people panicking because it just makes me panic a little bit more and I I don't mean to again make it this worse but does it feel like the ground is still moving for you,

[Assistant] I feel like that's that's part of it, right, like like aftershocks, and maybe maybe it's just my brain hasn't it does feel like the ground is


[User] I feel like that's that's part of it, right, like like aftershocks, and maybe maybe it's just my brain hasn't it does feel like the ground is

[Assistant] Yeah, because I wasn't sure if it was just me, like, not being able to keep my balance, because I just feel like i'm, you know, really dizzy, and I just I don't feel, you know, I feel really shaky.


[User] Yeah, because I wasn't sure if it was just me, like, not being able to keep my balance, because I just feel like i'm, you know, really dizzy, and I just I don't feel, you know, I feel really shaky.

[Assistant] Okay yeah, why don't why don't we sit you down right here, yeah, why don't you sit on the ground and and just take some deep breaths and lean against the the ice case, yeah,


[User] Okay okay

[Assistant] And so i'll get you some ice and i'll wrap it up and and we'll we'll get it on you um but I don't think it looks like anybody else in here is too badly hurt, but I don't I don't know.


[User] Maybe we should just try to move to the front of the building where the light is so that we could see outside and see if it's worth trying to make it to the car or something I don't know but maybe we could just do it together.

[Assistant] Yeah it it looks like an employee yeah do you do you see that employee at the front flashing a flashlight, I think that that maybe we if we follow that we can get towards some other people and maybe make sure everybody's ok and and I can maybe assess and make sure nobody has any injuries and and and help the people who might


[User] Ahead and open that. It looks like there's a speaker button in there and and and like a fire button. Maybe press both of them.

[Assistant] But not working they're not working. It's not lighting up.


[User] But not working they're not working. It's not lighting up.

[Assistant] Okay, I don't okay, well, we just I I don't know it looks like the emergency lights just came on, so maybe we just have to be patient. I I don't know i've never been stuck in here, but all I have to tell you is that um i'm really afraid of heights, and i'm very claustrophobic.


[User] Ok, i'm so sorry. I would offer to hold your hand, but I also feel like maybe that would make it worse if you're claustrophobic. I'm really afraid of heights, too, but because I can't see the ground right now, I think i'm going to be a little bit ok. But I feel like now you're just giving me the idea of claustrophobia, and and i'm thinking about being in this tiny space.

[Assistant] Because we were like on the twenty sixth floor and I don't where there's like forty floors up and we have to be like I don't I don't want to be like are we stuck between a floor like are they gonna be able to get us out or are we gonna like if they had to pry it open are we gonna have to go out through a roof, I don't know i'm not spider-man I don't know how to get out of these things


[User] Do you think they're going to is there any chance that it could fall and hit the ground, because I feel like that if if the electrical is not working and and the power is out, then then there's probably a pretty good chance that that maybe one of the wires can break or or or has broken. I don't know.

[Assistant] But don't they have those clamps that usually clamp down in an emergency so they stop things from falling, like it's not like this is the nineteen fifty s.


[User] But don't they have those clamps that usually clamp down in an emergency so they stop things from falling, like it's not like this is the nineteen fifty s.

[Assistant] You know but that could have been broken, too. I don't know. I feel like the empire state building's a really old building. How how often do they update that stuff, I don't know.


[User] I have to imagine that they do like how many tourists do they get in here a day.

[Assistant] Get a lot of tourists every day, but I feel like I don't know maybe how often do the elevators break down, I don't think they they really break down that often. I've never heard of anybody getting stuck in the empire state building. Have you,


[User] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, do you hear that, somebody's voice is on the intercom. Here, go ahead and open the hatch again. Open that hatch again. Oh, they're calling to us. Okay, press the button again. Try to talk.

[Assistant] Yes, hello, yes, we do need help, help, please.


[User] Yes, hello, yes, we do need help, help, please.

[Assistant] Good. Oh, they're answering back. Oh, go ahead. Press the button. Press the button.


[User] Good. Oh, they're answering back. Oh, go ahead. Press the button. Press the button.

[Assistant] Yeah okay okay okay yes yes our elevator is stuck thank you we send help please


[User] Maybe be more specific. Tell them that we were like at the twenty sixth floor or whatever.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, we're on the twenty sixth floor and we're stuck in our elevators lost power and um we we hear a creaking sound and and and it's it's getting a little bit scary do you want to talk to them,


[User] Okay, okay, we're on the twenty sixth floor and we're stuck in our elevators lost power and um we we hear a creaking sound and and and it's it's getting a little bit scary do you want to talk to them,

[Assistant] Ah okay yeah, hold on a second okay um yeah um we we yeah that's right we entered into the second elevator um from the left um when we entered the building so we second.


[User] No, no, I swear it was the second, the, the woman, the woman ushered us in on the second elevator on the left and, and when we got there, uhm, and, and we're in between the 22nd floor, uhm, okay, uhm, 26th floor, okay. Oh, the lights just came back on. Okay, that's a good sign, that's a good sign. Okay, maybe we could just

[Assistant] Okay. Oh, thank goodness. Okay, okay.


[User] Oh, okay. Thank goodness.

[Assistant] God, we didn't panic too much.


[User] God, we didn't panic too much.

[Assistant] Yeah.


[User] Are they poisonous?

[Assistant] No, they're not poisonous, but they're furry and gross and creepy and I don't,


[User] Oh, don't they jump!Oh, don't they jump,

[Assistant] I don't know, sometimes, maybe they jump, I don't want to get close to it if it jumps. Do you know if it jumps,


[User] I don't know. I thought I read somewhere that wolf spiders are the ones that jump. They're like super jumpy spiders.

[Assistant] Oh, gosh. That's, I don't want to get near it if it's going to jump. Then what do we do, do we do you have a broom, do we kill it with a broom,


[User] I dont know, I dont dont you have that like tiny little hand-held vacuum thing that your mom gave you,

[Assistant] Yeah, but then I have to get really close to it, and I don't want to have my hand within a foot of that guy. He's huge. What if he jumps on my hand,


[User] Well, I mean, I could try to smack it out of off of you if if with the broom, if if he jumps onto you. I don't know. I I don't I I really i'm i'm super, super scared of these things, especially like um if there are tons of webs and stuff that they create, because then i'm going to panic and think that there are going to be eggs in the house. I I don't know what i'm going to do. Oh, you have to do it.

[Assistant] So I don't want to think about there being eggs in the house. I don't want to think about there being webs in the house. That's gross. And


[User] Youre braver than i am go ahead and do it.

[Assistant] No, I don't want to do it, you do it,


[User] No, I don't want to do it, you do it,

[Assistant] Can we just draw like a straw or something for it, like, oh, he's moving, it's moving, it's moving,


[User] Can we just draw like a straw or something for it, like, oh, he's moving, it's moving, it's moving,

[Assistant] Um he's moving, he's moving, he's moving. Um do we do we have a bowl, can we use a bowl, and and and and


[User] Um he's moving, he's moving, he's moving. Um do we do we have a bowl, can we use a bowl, and and and and

[Assistant] Bowl, but then that means we have to get close to it. Why don't you just use the vacuum at that point, why are you asking me to get a bowl,


[User] Bowl, but then that means we have to get close to it. Why don't you just use the vacuum at that point, why are you asking me to get a bowl,

[Assistant] Because the bowl, then we if it jumps, it lands in the bowl. And then we can keep it in the bowl and then, like, just cover the bowl and take it outside and then leave it I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to touch it. I don't want to deal with it. I don't want it getting close to my skin. And I feel like maybe we can just put on some rubber gloves and take a bowl and and scoop the bowl straight over it onto the ceiling and and then stick a piece of paper or a piece of cardboard I don't know. Do we have mail that we can throw,


[User] Why don't we, why don't we put rubber gloves on and then you can use the vacuum.

[Assistant] But then we have to kill it and then I feel bad because it's so big and it's like a beautiful little creature and even if I don't think it's beautiful, and now I feel like i'm just murdering this spider that is so


[User] But it's just like the sucky part. Like it just sucks it up and then maybe we can open the back and be like, oh, you're free. Like, take it outside. I don't know. Like, it's just a thought.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, good. Yeah, maybe it won't get hurt I feel like I feel like the vacuum cleaner is going to squish it, but I don't know. Maybe the vacuum cleaner will just be like a nice, quick death, or it will be like a nice, quick catch and release.


[User] Maybe, okay, we have that old amazon box over there, okay, so why don't we go ahead and grab that, we're gonna put the, put your gloves on here, I got you some rubber gloves and I have some too, okay, okay,

[Assistant] Yeah, the dish gloves. I feel like there's like a you see this hole in the side where the tape doesn't cover on the cardboard, like,


[User] I'm just gonna grab the vacuum cleaner. I'm just gonna grab the vacuum cleaner. It's gonna be fine. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[Assistant] Okay. Okay, just grab the vacuum cleaner. That's what I thought. Okay.


[User] Ready, three one go

[Assistant] We got him we got him ok I I think he's I think he's still alive do you


[User] My phone's dead. My phone's been dead for for like half a day.

[Assistant] Ah I don't know how we're going to find the airbnb. And especially in this weather, like I can't even read the street signs.


[User] Do you see a road sign, because if you see a road sign, you can I can tell you where we are on the map right now and I can pull out the map.

[Assistant] It says providence street right there. Do you see that, I think that says providence street. Does it say prasem prasemond street, I can't see with the rain.


[User] It says providence street right there. Do you see that, I think that says providence street. Does it say prasem prasemond street, I can't see with the rain.

[Assistant] No, no, no, you're right. Okay, Providence Street. So if we're on Providence Street, okay, so we're just gonna go ahead and keep going straight. I don't know how many minutes, it just looks, I can count like how many blocks. It looks like we have to keep going for like six blocks, but like, please, just, please, please drive slow because the last time that we were in a car and there was a huge storm like this, remember the huge accident, we got t-boned. I don't want anything to happen to you.


[User] And it's it's just that we've been on the road now for like twelve hours. I just don't want anything to happen to you, okay,

[Assistant] I know, I just want to get into the airbnb, I want to get dinner, I want to get in a shower, and I want to get to bed, and I don't want to be here on the road anymore, so.


[User] We're going northeast. So we're just going to keep going. So we have about six blocks. Okay, so, Robin, Robin, you need to slow down. You need to slow down. You need to slow down. You need to slow down.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry it's just I want to get there. I'm sorry. I'm


[User] Now, in the rain, in the pouring rain, he's right by my window,

[Assistant] Yes, yes, yes, and we can.


[User] No, no, because it's a red light. You can't go anywhere. You just have to stay here for and we have to wait for the light. Robin, just.

[Assistant] While this creepy guy's right here? What the heck, man? Come on!


[User] I don't know why he's just staring into the window. Just please.

[Assistant] Like do I talk to him, do I tell him to get a life, do I tell him,


[User] Is he still there, is he still there, is he still look, is he looking at me,

[Assistant] Yes, of course he's still there, he's not moved no, it's just like a figure standing next to the car, what do you want me to tell you,


[User] Yes, of course he's still there, he's not moved no, it's just like a figure standing next to the car, what do you want me to tell you,

[Assistant] Don't know. I want him to go away. I don't want him to be looking at me. I want him to be walking in the rain somewhere where he could why doesn't he have an umbrella or any raincoat on, like,


[User] Why is he staring into the car right now, like, he could be looking for shelter, he could be looking

[Assistant] I don't know, but we're also the only people on the road and it's three o'clock in the morning, so this is not surprising. Okay, it's green. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,


[User] I don't know, but we're also the only people on the road and it's three o'clock in the morning, so this is not surprising. Okay, it's green. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going. But you told me not to drive fast.


[User] No, ok, careful, you're fishtailing.

[Assistant] Gosh, okay, okay, I, I, oh.


[User] I'm sorry, it's just that it's so hard to see, and I can't see through anything.

[Assistant] You can't put your high beams on in the middle of the rain. This is like putting them on in fog. It's just gonna reflect back at you.


[User] You can't put your high beams on in the middle of the rain. This is like putting them on in fog. It's just gonna reflect back at you.

[Assistant] Okay, I didn't know that. Nobody's ever told me that before because i've never driven in this kind of crazy rain before. We live in california. We don't live in portland, oregon and this is this is insane.


[User] Okay, okay. I'm going and i'm putting my blinker on to to turn left, right,

[Assistant] Slowly, slowly turn left because I I can't tell if that shadow up there is a car or not, so just really just just take your time okay,


[User] "Ok, ok.

[Assistant] We're here now we just have to get it in to the the hotel and just let them know that we're here um i'm i'm super super freaked out I think one of us should stay in the car because that guy i'm i'm kind of freaked out why don't you just go in and let them know that we're here and i'm gonna stay here with the stuff and the car and you could just let them know and then just ah like i'll i'll drive i'll drive the to the spot where we have to park and get all of our stuff out and and do all of that okay,


[User] Okay okay next room. Go to the next room.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, okay, okay, um, the bathroom. Bathroom's fine. It doesn't look- Oh gosh, I see it, I see it, I see it. It's, it's, it's in, it's in the office. It's in the office. It's the printer. The printer's got, it's on fire. The printer's, it's on fire. It's, it's on fire.


[User] What, okay, okay, okay, do you have a jug of water from the kitchen that you can grab,

[Assistant] Um it's too big. I don't think I don't I don't know. I let me let me go try it. Um ah um ok. I got a big pot and and let me put some water in it. Ah ok. Ok. Ok. Ok um is this going to be enough, do you think, I don't know how to put out a fire that fast. Ok.


[User] I don't know. Okay, I know, but, okay, I just, okay, I gotta hang up and call nine one one. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Assistant] Okay, but you have to call me back right away.


[User] I don't want you anywhere near the house because you're in the middle of the woods. If that goes up in flames, that's it.

[Assistant] Yeah, I just, I don't know, I feel like I'm afraid to just stay here though. I don't, I gotta hang up, I gotta hang up, I'm sorry, I just keep, I don't wanna leave you and I don't wanna stop talking to you, but I gotta, uh.


[User] No way!Ah

[Assistant] I did, I did. They called me at at my other job and I got to quit today. I got to give them my two weeks notice.


[User] I did, I did. They called me at at my other job and I got to quit today. I got to give them my two weeks notice.

[Assistant] My gosh oh my gosh what do you want to do, what's the first thing you want to do, you're home now you're safe so we could do anything you want we can literally change we could do anything


[User] My gosh oh my gosh what do you want to do, what's the first thing you want to do, you're home now you're safe so we could do anything you want we can literally change we could do anything

[Assistant] Let's go to the, the, the ice cream shop, yeah, on, on, uh, the corner of Kenneth and, and we'll also, I really, really want to just go to, to Firefly. Have you been there yet, it's that cute little restaurant. It's so nice. It's so expensive, but it's so fancy.


[User] It doesn't matter, everything's on me tonight, i'm so excited,

[Assistant] No, everything gets to be on me because i'm going to make a lot more money now.


[User] My god, tell me all about it, please, I need to know everything,

[Assistant] Okay, six-figure salary, right, like yeah, I know, I know, like not even just a hundred thou like in the two hundred k region. I'm not going to say specifics, but it's like life-changing money, okay,


[User] Okay, six-figure salary, right, like yeah, I know, I know, like not even just a hundred thou like in the two hundred k region. I'm not going to say specifics, but it's like life-changing money, okay,

[Assistant] So from brooklyn to manhattan, here we come,


[User] So from brooklyn to manhattan, here we come,

[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I think we might have to move into, like, a super nice apartment. Like, we could we could live wherever we want now. We can we can live in any neighborhood. Nothing is inaccessible.


[User] Right with our combined incomes, we can literally move wherever we want in the city.

[Assistant] Yeah, where do you want to live,


[User] Yeah, where do you want to live,

[Assistant] I mean, i've always wanted to live up in on the upper east side, which is still probably kind of unattainable. But even if we started in, like, soho or something, I don't know.


[User] I mean, i've always wanted to live up in on the upper east side, which is still probably kind of unattainable. But even if we started in, like, soho or something, I don't know.

[Assistant] I mean, yeah, and the thing about this job is that it's gonna lead to a lot of other high-paying jobs. Like, like this is now my foot is in the door at this position and like i'm only gonna take higher-up jobs from now on. And and I have the ability to do that because i'll have the experience. This is this is amazing.


[User] I mean, you've always been a boss, so I mean, i'm not surprised that you're getting these kind of opportunities it's not surprising to me at all that you were just literally hand-picked. You were hand-picked,

[Assistant] Can you believe they recruited me, like, they needed somebody to manage a four hundred person team and now i'm the person in charge. I feel like i've worked so hard for this moment and everything has just worked out. Like, this was what all of that college was for. This is what all of the work led up to. Like, this this is it. Like, I have my dream job.


[User] Can you believe they recruited me, like, they needed somebody to manage a four hundred person team and now i'm the person in charge. I feel like i've worked so hard for this moment and everything has just worked out. Like, this was what all of that college was for. This is what all of the work led up to. Like, this this is it. Like, I have my dream job.

[Assistant] And I can't, you have to also think about this. This led all the way from college you've been debt-free for five years now you've been able to put money aside and now we're just basically, both of us are just able to put whatever we want, wherever we want we are literally free to do anything we want.


[User] And I can't, you have to also think about this. This led all the way from college you've been debt-free for five years now you've been able to put money aside and now we're just basically, both of us are just able to put whatever we want, wherever we want we are literally free to do anything we want.

[Assistant] What do you want to do with the money,


[User] What do you want to do with the money,

[Assistant] I mean, it's your money, but we should we have to celebrate. We have to go celebrate.


[User] I mean, it's your money, but we should we have to celebrate. We have to go celebrate.

[Assistant] I mean, I think all of it's on me tonight, okay, like have as many drinks as you want, have as much dessert as you want.


[User] We could, honestly, we don't even have to stay in Washington. We could absolutely, you know what we should do? We should, we should buy property over in France so that we can go and vacation. We can, you know that they have, uhm, they have vacation rentals there that are like castles, old castles and ruins. We should absolutely buy property over in Europe and make sure that we have somewhere that we can go at any point, any time of year. It doesn't really matter because it doesn't get cold like it does here.

[Assistant] My gosh, I can't wait. I've never been to France. I would love to have like a little cottage in the middle of like Nice or somewhere. I don't even speak French, but I'll learn. Like,


[User] My gosh, I can't wait. I've never been to France. I would love to have like a little cottage in the middle of like Nice or somewhere. I don't even speak French, but I'll learn. Like,

[Assistant] Yeah, we don't even have to because at that point they're gonna bend to you because you're gonna have so much money that it doesn't matter if you speak french or not. You're gonna have anything that you want.


[User] Yeah, we don't even have to because at that point they're gonna bend to you because you're gonna have so much money that it doesn't matter if you speak french or not. You're gonna have anything that you want.

[Assistant] How about instead of buying a single vacation home in france, we just, we get timeshares and we go, we go to germany, we go to ah munich, we go, we go to malta. I've always wanted to go to morocco. I've never been, and now I can go. I can go to morocco. I can just get on a plane and I can go anywhere in the world that I want to go.


[User] How about instead of buying a single vacation home in france, we just, we get timeshares and we go, we go to germany, we go to ah munich, we go, we go to malta. I've always wanted to go to morocco. I've never been, and now I can go. I can go to morocco. I can just get on a plane and I can go anywhere in the world that I want to go.

[Assistant] Yes, and we can, you know where else I'd love to have some time? We need to go to Edinburgh. We need to go to Edinburgh. We need to explore old castles. We need to have time there. We need to go, oh, we can go to your family's, your family history in, in Ireland and we can go spend time there and we can go to a little cottage on the water where we can collect little stones and we can like have a little garden and we can have somebody who's gonna cook food for us. They can make little pies for us and everything all day long.


[User] Yes, and we can, you know where else I'd love to have some time? We need to go to Edinburgh. We need to go to Edinburgh. We need to explore old castles. We need to have time there. We need to go, oh, we can go to your family's, your family history in, in Ireland and we can go spend time there and we can go to a little cottage on the water where we can collect little stones and we can like have a little garden and we can have somebody who's gonna cook food for us. They can make little pies for us and everything all day long.

[Assistant] Oh my gosh, I just realized i'm never going to have to cook again. I don't have to. We can hire a private chef. Like we we can eat all of our meals out and it's not going to matter. It's not going to impact anything. Like it won't. We'll still be able to go on vacation, too. Like we could we could do it all.


[User] Oh my gosh, I just realized i'm never going to have to cook again. I don't have to. We can hire a private chef. Like we we can eat all of our meals out and it's not going to matter. It's not going to impact anything. Like it won't. We'll still be able to go on vacation, too. Like we could we could do it all.

[Assistant] Ah you know what I think the first order of business tonight after firefly, after having we okay late night cookie dough late night all indulgent, every flavor. We are going to stay and try every single flavor of cookie dough that they have at craig's.


[User] Ah you know what I think the first order of business tonight after firefly, after having we okay late night cookie dough late night all indulgent, every flavor. We are going to stay and try every single flavor of cookie dough that they have at craig's.

[Assistant] I can't wait. I can't wait. I am so excited. I tried like four different kinds of the cookie dough now, but i've been


[User] That doesnt matter. We need to stay and you know what?

[Assistant] No, no, no, no, I was so excited.


[User] No, no, no, no, I was so excited.

[Assistant] I'm calling ahead of time. They're gonna stay open late because we're gonna pay extra and they're gonna stay open late just for us so we can celebrate. So we're gonna get some champagne. We're gonna take it over there. We're gonna pay so that the two of us can just try every single flavor of cookie dough that they have and I know, I know that they have a secret menu and we're gonna get every single thing.


[User] I'm calling ahead of time. They're gonna stay open late because we're gonna pay extra and they're gonna stay open late just for us so we can celebrate. So we're gonna get some champagne. We're gonna take it over there. We're gonna pay so that the two of us can just try every single flavor of cookie dough that they have and I know, I know that they have a secret menu and we're gonna get every single thing.

[Assistant] My gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm getting mine with ice cream. I know that it's it's bad. I know that's two ice cream and cookie dough. It's like too much at once. But I it's a celebration. And i'm going to have a lot of sugar. And it's going to be so worth it.


[User] And we're taking tomorrow off and tomorrow tomorrow after we eat all of this food we're immediately getting in the car we're heading to the hampstons hamptons I can't even speak anymore i'm too excited we're heading to the hamptons and i'm taking you on a spa day we're going on a full retreat one hundred percent

[Assistant] You're too nice to me. I can't wait to get a massage and to get a pedicure and to get the whole treatment. Not just settle for one. I get a facial and a massage. And I feel like i'm going to go overboard and run out of money really fast. I feel.


[User] You're too nice to me. I can't wait to get a massage and to get a pedicure and to get the whole treatment. Not just settle for one. I get a facial and a massage. And I feel like i'm going to go overboard and run out of money really fast. I feel.

[Assistant] No, no, not at all. We're gonna be fine. We have so much money. We're gonna be okay. We can do anything.


[User] No, no, not at all. We're gonna be fine. We have so much money. We're gonna be okay. We can do anything.

[Assistant] Is amazing. I want to go to space. I feel like jeff bezos gets to go to space. I get to go to space now.


[User] Is amazing. I want to go to space. I feel like jeff bezos gets to go to space. I get to go to space now.

[Assistant] We're going to travel further than he is because he'll never get to go as far as we do because we're just going to own this world.


[User] We're going to travel further than he is because he'll never get to go as far as we do because we're just going to own this world.

[Assistant] How much do you think it costs to go to space oh, man.


[User] Oh, and um I put out your jammies so that we could just be in jammie time and we could just snuggle right in. And I got your favorite chips. I got salt and vinegar and I got um sea salt and pepper and I just wanted to make sure that I had them all. And the the ruffle ones, they're the ruffle ones, they're my favorite.

[Assistant] My gosh, you are my favorite roommate i've ever had. This is the best day I am so ready for this show finale, but I don't know if i'm ready for it to be over, if i'm being honest.


[User] My gosh, you are my favorite roommate i've ever had. This is the best day I am so ready for this show finale, but I don't know if i'm ready for it to be over, if i'm being honest.

[Assistant] I know, I know, but it's gonna be so good. It doesn't matter because the two of us here's the thing it ends, we can start at episode number one and we can watch it from the beginning. It doesn't ever have to end. We can be on cycle together.


[User] I know, I know, but it's gonna be so good. It doesn't matter because the two of us here's the thing it ends, we can start at episode number one and we can watch it from the beginning. It doesn't ever have to end. We can be on cycle together.

[Assistant] Believe we get to watch it a second time. I didn't even think about getting to watch it again and again and again. It's just been so nice to experience the slow build and get to have this, like i'm just ready to find out what happens, right,


[User] Think they're going to have a sword-fighting joust scene I hope they do. I've been waiting for it. I've been waiting for it all season

[Assistant] Yeah if marcus doesn't have one with I don't know what like, you know,


[User] Yeah if marcus doesn't have one with I don't know what like, you know,

[Assistant] I don't know how else they could end it, right? Like, yeah, they have to end it with some sort of, like, some sort of battle between the two guys. Like, of course, of course, if they, if they... Go ahead.


[User] You think that do you think theyre going to have the magic do you think that the wizard is coming back,

[Assistant] I hope the wizard is coming back. I love


[User] I hope the wizard is coming back. I love

[Assistant] She was like one of the best I know wizard, wizard, wizard, witch, whatever it doesn't matter either way, when she was in there, she she was the best part of season three.


[User] She was like one of the best I know wizard, wizard, wizard, witch, whatever it doesn't matter either way, when she was in there, she she was the best part of season three.

[Assistant] I swear, tilda swinton is amazing and I I think she should play every witch ever because she's just too good at it. She's so good.


[User] My god, she's so good.

[Assistant] Ah I can't wait to see who the guest stars are today, too they said there were going to be some pretty famous people, and but they've been teasing it a lot, but I feel like I have do you have any guesses, I just I want to know.


[User] Um yeah, I think colin firth is going to be one of them and which, I mean, i'm going to die if he is in the show.

[Assistant] Me too. I love that they've kept it, like, with mostly british actors. It's kind of been fun to see the the accent work throughout everybody's different voice. And yeah, I love the different accents throughout the whole season. I feel like the brits are just way better at accents than we are.


[User] Yeah exactly. Who do you think is going to be on,

[Assistant] I I really, really want there to be like some sort of ah a keira knightley special, but I don't know. I feel like I feel like keira knightley's been so busy with her career lately, and I don't know if she's going to be on here, but I really, really, really, really want it to be her.


[User] You know the girl who was in um the black widow movies and and she was in midsommar and stuff, she's the blond one and she's just such a phenomenal actress.

[Assistant] Love her. I can't think of her name right now, but she's so good in everything she does.


[User] Right, she, I heard a rumor and I saw it online and I was trying to avoid all of the spoilers because you know how I get it when I see the possible spoilers, I freak out and then I like turn everything off and then I like can't be around it. But I heard that she's possibly gonna be on it too. If she is in this, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[Assistant] I think i'm gonna i'm i'm so excited. I think I might scream. I might I might yell a little bit. I think it's gonna be amazing if she's


[User] Its fine, its perfect because ill probably be squealing with you.

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to see how they open the show. Like, I wonder if they're going to start with the dragons or if they're going to start with just, like, normal general, like, the cottage place where they ended.


[User] Back in the forest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean, I could, ah last scene that they had in the last episode, um, um, marcus was coming out of the woods. Remember, he was coming out of the, he was coming out of the cottage. And I don't know if they're just going to start off like they usually do, like at the lake, you know, like in the isles and see like where he is in the highlands or not, or if they're just going to have it go straight to to the castle again.

[Assistant] Feel like the smarter choice would be to just go straight to the castle because it would just be like an action-packed finale. You know, like, I want to see the fights. I want to see all of the crazy things that we've been waiting for this season, you know, so so I don't know. I think if they start with him in the in the woods, I think that's fine. But but I feel like it'd be it'd be a stronger choice to just open with the dragon and the fire and and all of the exciting mythical creatures. Oh,


[User] I loved I loved when they had the princess and she became the queen and and it was like this whole thing and immediately she died. She just died right off the bat. You didn't expect it. It was amazing. I can't believe that they just killed people off like that. They could just kill them off and then you don't even know. You think they're gonna be there for the whole season and then they're just gone. It's amazing.

[Assistant] I love when the dragon, the dragon egg hatched and out of it, uh, the phoenix came and then you found out afterwards that it was actually Tilda Swinton and she was just like being regenerated and born again, which is just insane. I don't even know how you would possibly do that with a wizard, but it makes sense I guess in the wizarding world that they would do something like that. It was like one of my favorite things.


[User] Nobody could have predicted

[Assistant] Right, and it was just in the middle of a random wood,


[User] Right, and it was just in the middle of a random wood,

[Assistant] Just random little cottage in the middle of the forest and then they have this whole dragon egg. You think it's a dragon egg, but that's why they did it such a good job because they filmed it in a way that you thought you knew what was going to happen and then they just totally pulled the rug out from under you. It was a phoenix. It was Tilda Swinton the whole time. And then she gives that amazing monologue. She just, she lets it rip. She yells at her army and she tells them what to do and they follow. They follow her orders and you don't expect them to. You think they're not going to do it, but, but they do. They do. They, they go in and they fight.


[User] Just random little cottage in the middle of the forest and then they have this whole dragon egg. You think it's a dragon egg, but that's why they did it such a good job because they filmed it in a way that you thought you knew what was going to happen and then they just totally pulled the rug out from under you. It was a phoenix. It was Tilda Swinton the whole time. And then she gives that amazing monologue. She just, she lets it rip. She yells at her army and she tells them what to do and they follow. They follow her orders and you don't expect them to. You think they're not going to do it, but, but they do. They do. They, they go in and they fight.

[Assistant] And then the fire, like, that huge orb that she had over top of the entire army, it was like she was captivating them and she just like, like, every single one of them, you could see that they were becoming spellbound, like, because, and it started with each row and then it just went back, like, thousands upon thousands upon thousands of rows of people in this army, it was just absolutely insane.


[User] And then the fire, like, that huge orb that she had over top of the entire army, it was like she was captivating them and she just like, like, every single one of them, you could see that they were becoming spellbound, like, because, and it started with each row and then it just went back, like, thousands upon thousands upon thousands of rows of people in this army, it was just absolutely insane.

[Assistant] I want to know how they filmed it because there's no way that they had all those people there. But I feel like I feel like the c g I. Isn't that good, you know, it's amazing to see thousands and thousands of people in an army like that and then to have them just swell in energy and and in strength because of feeding off of tilda swinton's power. It's like i've never seen anything like this on tv.


[User] It's like an allegory. Yeah, for Moses. It's this whole thing. It's amazing.

[Assistant] Yeah, and then it just turns out that we're following this journey of this absolute, like, incredible knight who's gonna be taking over the, the entire country and he has to, like, battle all of these people and, like, the journey that he's been on. Like, the fact that he's learned magic, the fact that, like, Tilda Swinton took him in and, like, did all of this stuff with, oh my god, it's just, I, I don't, I don't know.


[User] Yeah, and then it just turns out that we're following this journey of this absolute, like, incredible knight who's gonna be taking over the, the entire country and he has to, like, battle all of these people and, like, the journey that he's been on. Like, the fact that he's learned magic, the fact that, like, Tilda Swinton took him in and, like, did all of this stuff with, oh my god, it's just, I, I don't, I don't know.

[Assistant] Quite the coming of age story. Like, truly, he just, you got to watch him grow up and and really grow into himself. Like, he's just an incredible actor, too. This guy, I've never seen such good work from somebody that, like, he played young so well and then he plays old man. Like, he does the whole gambit of age. I think he, I think he might be the most talented person on the show. I think, I think he's the best one.


[User] Have to tell you something I have a surprise for you right now and I just wanted to let you know that yes I have a surprise for you okay

[Assistant] My gosh. Oh my gosh, you don't have a surprise for me. You have a surprise for me,


[User] My gosh. Oh my gosh, you don't have a surprise for me. You have a surprise for me,

[Assistant] Okay, i'm going to tell you I had matching shirts made for the absolute finale and I had them made for us and I had a blanket made for you and I made I made wands.


[User] Okay, i'm going to tell you I had matching shirts made for the absolute finale and I had them made for us and I had a blanket made for you and I made I made wands.

[Assistant] Oh my gosh, this is too much, kendall. Kendall, this is too much. Oh my gosh.


[User] Oh my gosh, this is too much, kendall. Kendall, this is too much. Oh my gosh.

[Assistant] I had to do it. I had to do it. Because if I didn't do it,


[User] I had to do it. I had to do it. Because if I didn't do it,

[Assistant] You made wands, you made


[User] It's personalized.

[Assistant] You'll see it's personalized and it's a fork so you can press them into the cheese curds so you don't get the cheese all over your hands because I know you hate the oil.


[User] You'll see it's personalized and it's a fork so you can press them into the cheese curds so you don't get the cheese all over your hands because I know you hate the oil.

[Assistant] Um love that, I love that, oh my gosh, you have thought of everything, you are the best roommate i've, i've, yep, true, I said it at the beginning, i'll say it again, I think you're my favorite roommate i've ever had. This is,


[User] Um love that, I love that, oh my gosh, you have thought of everything, you are the best roommate i've, i've, yep, true, I said it at the beginning, i'll say it again, I think you're my favorite roommate i've ever had. This is,

[Assistant] I'm going to be the only roommate you'll ever have for the rest of your life if we keep it up because we're never going to leave.


[User] I'm going to be the only roommate you'll ever have for the rest of your life if we keep it up because we're never going to leave.

[Assistant] Truly, now i'm never kicking you out yeah.


[User] A

[Assistant] You kidding, season five,


[User] You kidding, season five,

[Assistant] Just renewed it they renewed it for a season five oh


[User] Just renewed it they renewed it for a season five oh

[Assistant] My god, i'm so glad it's not ending because I don't know if I could have handled going back to the beginning yet.


[User] My god, i'm so glad it's not ending because I don't know if I could have handled going back to the beginning yet.

[Assistant] Yeah it must be because I mean netflix keeps canceling everything at the beginning of the seasons and I was so worried. I mean, I I just assumed it would be done. But oh, this is the best news i've ever received.


[User] Yeah it must be because I mean netflix keeps canceling everything at the beginning of the seasons and I was so worried. I mean, I I just assumed it would be done. But oh, this is the best news i've ever received.

[Assistant] My god, we're going to have to have a celebration after this.


[User] Did you see this, ah is benedict cumberbatch going to be in this, oh, my god,

[Assistant] Adding him to the cast!They're adding him to the cast, along with all the other actors who've played Doctor Who's.


[User] Adding him to the cast!They're adding him to the cast, along with all the other actors who've played Doctor Who's.

[Assistant] And keira knightley, oh, my god, you were right, she is going to be in it,


[User] And keira knightley, oh, my god, you were right, she is going to be in it,

[Assistant] I love her. I've loved her since bend it like beckham. And then ever since, she's just had an upward trajectory in her career. And it's just been amazing. And oh, my gosh.


[User] I love her. I've loved her since bend it like beckham. And then ever since, she's just had an upward trajectory in her career. And it's just been amazing. And oh, my gosh.

[Assistant] No wonder you knew that she was going to be on the docket because of this.


[User] No wonder you knew that she was going to be on the docket because of this.

[Assistant] Had to be. It was the best show. It's the only show that she could be on that's a leg up in her career because, like, oh, my gosh, it's the best show in the world. Oh, look who else. Look who else. It's I can't believe it. Don knots. I thought he died.


[User] Had to be. It was the best show. It's the only show that she could be on that's a leg up in her career because, like, oh, my gosh, it's the best show in the world. Oh, look who else. Look who else. It's I can't believe it. Don knots. I thought he died.

[Assistant] But it looks like they're doing a hologram version of don knots,


[User] But it looks like they're doing a hologram version of don knots,

[Assistant] What, that's amazing, I had no idea they could do that.


[User] What, that's amazing, I had no idea they could do that.

[Assistant] So cool. Yeah, they have this like holographic like um this new technology that they do with like holograms and stuff like that and they're like putting them in all of these different things and they're like putting them all over the world. Yeah, it's insane.


[User] So cool. Yeah, they have this like holographic like um this new technology that they do with like holograms and stuff like that and they're like putting them in all of these different things and they're like putting them all over the world. Yeah, it's insane.

[Assistant] Kind of fits with the themes, though, too, because it's so medieval, but then it's also so modern. It's like a mix-up of two worlds, so it makes sense that he, like, they would pull a classic actor and just put him in the in the middle of it. I love that. It's going to be


[User] Kind of fits with the themes, though, too, because it's so medieval, but then it's also so modern. It's like a mix-up of two worlds, so it makes sense that he, like, they would pull a classic actor and just put him in the in the middle of it. I love that. It's going to be

[Assistant] And alan rickman surprise surprise.


[User] And alan rickman surprise surprise.

[Assistant] Oh, that's amazing. I thought I would never see him act again. This is amazing.


[User] Oh, that's amazing. I thought I would never see him act again. This is amazing.

[Assistant] I know. I can't believe that they've done that, but he absolutely fits in this world.


[User] I know. I can't believe that they've done that, but he absolutely fits in this world.

[Assistant] It's totally perfect. I mean, I couldn't think of a better I always was like, oh, how what a shame he's not here to be a part of it, right, yeah oh, how amazing that we could just, like, keep old actors from the past and put them back into new things. This is so cool.


[User] It's totally perfect. I mean, I couldn't think of a better I always was like, oh, how what a shame he's not here to be a part of it, right, yeah oh, how amazing that we could just, like, keep old actors from the past and put them back into new things. This is so cool.

[Assistant] So amazing.


[User] No girl were having dumplings and tea tonight.

[Assistant] I can't wait, I can't wait,


[User] I can't wait, I can't wait,

[Assistant] Dom Perignon and beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon.


[User] Dom Perignon and beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[Assistant] Oh my gosh. This is amazing, this is amazing. I i'm gonna get so so we're gonna take a shot every time there's a dragon on the screen.


[User] Is that a magic eight ball,

[Assistant] Yeah, i've had this since I was ten.


[User] Yeah, i've had this since I was ten.

[Assistant] I haven't seen one of those in years.


[User] Every time you ask it a question, it's broken. It will not tell you something bad so you'll never get a bad response from this thing.

[Assistant] Ask it a question, I want to see.


[User] Um will I have dinner with maggie and will it be good outlook says yes.

[Assistant] Ah amazing. Well, we knew that one was gonna happen. What about, like,


[User] Okay, why don't you try it,

[Assistant] Um will I get a cat soon oh, it says probably it's true. I've been thinking about getting a cat so I probably will


[User] Um will I get a cat soon oh, it says probably it's true. I've been thinking about getting a cat so I probably will

[Assistant] So so we'll have a new kitty to the add-on.


[User] So so we'll have a new kitty to the add-on.

[Assistant] Yeah, I know. It's it's not even any additional part of our lease. Like, I don't have to pay any more money, which is awesome. I thought I was gonna have to pay, like, twenty five extra bucks a month, and I don't have to.


[User] Ah looks as good.

[Assistant] There you go amazing where are we going to go, we got to figure out where we want to go on the road trip.


[User] There you go amazing where are we going to go, we got to figure out where we want to go on the road trip.

[Assistant] I know, we have to figure out, like, are we gonna, is it gonna be a boy cat, is it gonna be a girl, do you know what you want,


[User] I know, we have to figure out, like, are we gonna, is it gonna be a boy cat, is it gonna be a girl, do you know what you want,

[Assistant] Um ooh, I want to know if it's going to be a tabby. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Will my cat be a tabby,


[User] All signs point to yes,

[Assistant] Yes, amazing. This is a very kind magic eight ball. I like this guy. What else, what else do we want to ask it, maybe,


[User] No, i dont care, but a little girl would be so cute, because then wed have a all girls house still.

[Assistant] Yeah and we could dress it up in little dresses and little put little bows in its ears.


[User] We could get her like a little bow, like a little pink bow and a little bell. Maybe we could call her baby bell.

[Assistant] I wish we got our little baby carriage for baby belle. We could push her around the park in a little carriage.


[User] And we could get her a little leash because maybe she'll like to walk outside. Maybe that's the whole reason we're going on a road trip is because we're going to take our own walks outside.

[Assistant] My gosh, I would love that. Let's let's we got to consult the magic eight ball ok. Um will our cat like to walk on leashes it says probably well, that's yeah. There you go. There you go.


[User] Oh, we have to make sure that we get our cute little pink harness or something like that whats, your favorite color.

[Assistant] I love I mean, I saw so i've been looking a little bit lately, and so I went to pet smart all by myself, and I kind of walked through the aisles, and I found this one that's like this beautiful little polka dot pink, and I just think it's so cute. And I was like, oh, that would look so good on a tabby. So that's what I really want.


[User] And I tell you the truth I saw that you had a search pulled up and that it was looking for cat stuff and so I was like, oh my god, what's my favorite, like, color combination pink and gold. So I looked and I saw that they have these, like, adorable little blankets and stuff that have, like, gold lace through them and stuff like that and I thought that would be so cute.

[Assistant] My gosh, we can make her a little bed by your bed, and then she can also have a little bed by my bed, and so she can go back and forth and see which one she wants to sleep with at night, and she can, like, have her little spot, and oh, we gotta get something by the fireplace for her, yeah,


[User] My god, of course we do. Oh,

[Assistant] I would love to get her like a little, like a cushy little bed, put it right by the fire.


[User] We can get a little personalized bowls, too, that have like, you know, they have the little fish bones on the side of them for like her food and her water and stuff. That would be so adorable. Oh my god, if they had one of those with the because I saw them online that they have like a pink one that has like the gold emblem of like the fishy and stuff. Like that would be super cute.

[Assistant] My gosh, I would love a little fishy collar. That would be so cute.


[User] Okay, wait, i have a question though, how have things been going with brad.

[Assistant] Things have been going well. I mean, pretty well. I mean, I think I think we might


[User] Things have been going well. I mean, pretty well. I mean, I think I think we might

[Assistant] I think you should check with the magic eight ball.


[User] I think you should check with the magic eight ball.

[Assistant] Ok. I think you're right. I think you're right. Let's ask the magic eight ball will brad and I get married,


[User] Ok. I think you're right. I think you're right. Let's ask the magic eight ball will brad and I get married,

[Assistant] All signs point to absolutely yes.


[User] All signs point to absolutely yes.

[Assistant] Ah ok. That was a strong one from that magic eight ball. Amazing. I can't wait i've been, like, kind of wondering if he's ever going to ask me, but I feel like it's it's


[User] And and he also asked me like so he asked me if um he asked me about like places that you wanted to go and like he also asked me just to confirm um if you had any plans next week and um specifically like because it sounded like he was like planning a dinner to take you to um um rucios mochios your favorite.

[Assistant] My favorite place that's so expensive and hard to get reservations at?


[User] It's super hard. And he was asking if you'd been there in a while. And so I think

[Assistant] I haven't!I haven't


[User] I haven't!I haven't

[Assistant] Maggie, I think he's planning something. You should ask the eight ball.


[User] Maggie, I think he's planning something. You should ask the eight ball.

[Assistant] Yeah I think so. I think um okay, okay is brad planning to to take me to cabo,


[User] Yeah I think so. I think um okay, okay is brad planning to to take me to cabo,

[Assistant] My god, yes.


[User] My god, yes.

[Assistant] Oh, my gosh, absolutely. That's amazing. And is brad planning to take me to dinner to propose,


[User] But just must yes to be clear.

[Assistant] Yeah, rucha's masala, I love it. They have the best salsa. It's a yes,


[User] Absolutely not. So I got kind of freaked out, and I was like, well, I don't want everything to be perfect all the time, right, cause like, I mean, but anyway, it was always right.

[Assistant] We got to test out that theory. Come on, we got to we got to ask it something that that maybe yeah


[User] Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine will that guy chris that I keep running into ask me out on a date this week,

[Assistant] My gosh. I mean, I hope so. Absolutely.


[User] My gosh. I mean, I hope so. Absolutely.

[Assistant] Absolutely, he's absolutely oh my god, oh my god, imagine.


[User] How soon do you think it will happen, maybe I ask, how about, will that guy chris ask out mary in the next thirty seconds,

[Assistant] Absolutely, yes.


[User] Absolutely, yes.

[Assistant] Absolutely. Get your phone, get your phone.


[User] Oh, my gosh. Can i tell you? I have a direct message on instagram.

[Assistant] No. Oh my gosh.


[User] Stop it. It's from Chris.

[Assistant] It's from this is spooky.


[User] It's from this is spooky.

[Assistant] My god, can I tell you so ah how I know this is like really jumping the gun but like wouldn't it be incredible if you and and I don't remember his name that I came up


[User] My god, can I tell you so ah how I know this is like really jumping the gun but like wouldn't it be incredible if you and and I don't remember his name that I came up

[Assistant] Brad, brad,


[User] Brad, brad,

[Assistant] And brad, why am I blanking on it, you and brad and chris and I all went to rucios macias together.


[User] And brad, why am I blanking on it, you and brad and chris and I all went to rucios macias together.

[Assistant] I would love that so much. And we could we got to ask the eight ball. We got to ask the eight ball.


[User] I would love that so much. And we could we got to ask the eight ball. We got to ask the eight ball.

[Assistant] Okay, will chris join us as a party of four instead of a party of three for a huge celebration next week at rucios macias, all signs point to yes. Oh, my god.


[User] Okay, will chris join us as a party of four instead of a party of three for a huge celebration next week at rucios macias, all signs point to yes. Oh, my god.

[Assistant] I mean, I don't know how that's gonna come true because it's impossible to get reservations. So if if that comes true, i'm gonna be so impressed. Ah we gotta we gotta keep testing it. Like this is.


[User] Can you check your phone right now do you have a message from brad,

[Assistant] I just have two airline ticket screenshots from brad we're going to come oh,