[User] If you got some hand sanitizer, why don't you clean up the, the, the, the dog do residue on my snack bag. I got, I got, I got chocolate in there, I got marshmallows, we're gonna make some s'mores, and now we're gonna make some, some dog dokey s'mores. That's, come on, we're here to relax. This is a getaway.

[Assistant] The chocolate, I would, I would, I would double check the, I would, I would double check the chocolate, king, cause I, I feel like, I feel like the dog shit has at this point mixed and kind of melted in with the, with the hershey's chocolate and the marshmallow, your, your dessert is ruined.


[User] The chocolate, I would, I would, I would double check the, I would, I would double check the chocolate, king, cause I, I feel like, I feel like the dog shit has at this point mixed and kind of melted in with the, with the hershey's chocolate and the marshmallow, your, your dessert is ruined.

[Assistant] I just oh my god, I just stepped in I just stepped in another pile of dog dookie oh this is unbelievable.


[User] I just oh my god, I just stepped in I just stepped in another pile of dog dookie oh this is unbelievable.

[Assistant] Is is impressive. Honestly, i'm kind of impressed. Honestly, i'm kind of impressed and i'm angry at the same time. I'm really, really frustrated look, I, okay,


[User] Um okay, while you do that, i'm setting up this dog treat over here the dog's gonna get caught with this trap that I have fastened. It's not gonna cause any harm to the dog, ah right,

[Assistant] Yeah outta here with that crap. I'm not messin' around with it. Hey,


[User] Yeah outta here with that crap. I'm not messin' around with it. Hey,

[Assistant] And i've got this bat ready to go, and i've got my swinging arms ready to go, ah ah yo, ah


[User] But i'm mad and i'm angry and I have to take it out on something.

[Assistant] That does not justify violence toward an innocent animal. Get out of here with your trap and your baseball bat.


[User] That does not justify violence toward an innocent animal. Get out of here with your trap and your baseball bat.

[Assistant] Not doing the animal, it's the it is the fucking person who owns the animal. The animal's not going to be hurt at all. It is the person and their shins that will be at fault.


[User] Not doing the animal, it's the it is the fucking person who owns the animal. The animal's not going to be hurt at all. It is the person and their shins that will be at fault.

[Assistant] Don't go threatening a person with a fucking baseball bat. That's not, we're, we're, we're grownups. I'm a grown ass man. You're a grown ass man that has not thought we handled things in his civilized world. Come on. Smarten up.


[User] Don't go threatening a person with a fucking baseball bat. That's not, we're, we're, we're grownups. I'm a grown ass man. You're a grown ass man that has not thought we handled things in his civilized world. Come on. Smarten up.

[Assistant] You just stepped in shit again!You just stepped in shit again


[User] You just stepped in shit again!You just stepped in shit again

[Assistant] Why don't we take a good long hike.


[User] Why don't we take a good long hike.

[Assistant] Ah you're literally, your feet, your feet are coated in shit. Please let me swing this baseball bat into this guy's shins. Come on,


[User] Ah you're literally, your feet, your feet are coated in shit. Please let me swing this baseball bat into this guy's shins. Come on,

[Assistant] But look, see see that mountain top over there, by the time I and get to the top, my my shoes will be, you know, squeaking clean you won't even well, forgotten this ever happened which is what we're here for. We're here we're here to get away from from the routine.


[User] But look, see see that mountain top over there, by the time I and get to the top, my my shoes will be, you know, squeaking clean you won't even well, forgotten this ever happened which is what we're here for. We're here we're here to get away from from the routine.

[Assistant] No way, no way. I s I think this is some this is some major this is some major conspiracy thing because literally it's that shit is that shit is following you wherever you go. You might not notice it because you're so used to the smell but that shit is around on every hike, it is around at every watering hole, it is at every campsite, it is right next to your snack bag, it is everywhere.


[User] No way, no way. I s I think this is some this is some major this is some major conspiracy thing because literally it's that shit is that shit is following you wherever you go. You might not notice it because you're so used to the smell but that shit is around on every hike, it is around at every watering hole, it is at every campsite, it is right next to your snack bag, it is everywhere.

[Assistant] You're telling me that my nostrils are accustomed to the smell of a canine stool sample?


[User] "Yes, yes I am.

[Assistant] Well, if you're an expert in what what my my olfactory senses are accustomed to, then ah then um why don't you tell me what I had for lunch,


[User] That was breakfast.

[Assistant] I can smell, I mean, I can smell your shit. Of course I can smell the dog's shit. And the dog's poop.


[User] Okay, well then help me help me start this campfire, gather some twigs, and you know what, i'll i'll hold my shoes over the fire, it'll it'll kill all the germs in the in the in the dog dookie.

[Assistant] No, i'm done. Good night good night, i'm done.


[User] Ah hello you just cut me in line. You you just blatantly walked in front of me, cut me in line. Are you are you serious right now, because i've been i've been waiting here i've been waiting here since nine o'clock this morning.

[Assistant] Oh no, it's it's fine. Don't worry about it. Just, you know, keep your head down.


[User] Um care about your problems tell your problems that guy in the very back of the line, tell that guy about your problems. I don't want to hear about your problems.

[Assistant] And have any I don't have any problems I want to share with you i'm i'm perfectly fine in the spot that I am in thank you very much and good day.


[User] And in about forty minutes we're gonna go in and we're gonna see aquaman two before the rest of the world does, and that's the most exciting thing of the year. I've been looking forward to this,

[Assistant] Exciting, right, i'm i'm so excited to see the movie, yeah.


[User] Is is not your place in line. It is is bonk you've been here since a minute before we started talking I saw you I saw you get out of that car

[Assistant] With what, with what evidence, i've been here since eight forty five.


[User] You think I took out my phone to videotape some rando getting out of a car thinking he was gonna cut in line no, I don't have evidence.

[Assistant] I mean, if you're if you're this pressed about it I mean, what's it to ya, huh, what's it to ya, it's just one spot it's not a big deal.


[User] I mean, if you're if you're this pressed about it I mean, what's it to ya, huh, what's it to ya, it's just one spot it's not a big deal.

[Assistant] Look not not all of us and and get in they're gonna cut us off somewhere halfway you know, I might I might not even get in so every time some some


[User] Every time some yahoo cuts in front of somebody else in this line that reduces everyone in his chances of getting in the door and we devoted an entire day. We I took off from work today no pay.

[Assistant] Whoop-de-doo,


[User] So there's other people who have done it? It's not just me?

[Assistant] Jason momoa, when he steps out of his limo, he's going to see that you cut in line and he's not going to be happy about it.


[User] Jason momoa, when he steps out of his limo, he's going to see that you cut in line and he's not going to be happy about it.

[Assistant] Am I gonna have a giant cutting sign above my head, oh, look at me, jason momoa, please don't beat me up with your big, strong arms. Oh, I would hate if jason momoa did that.


[User] Am I gonna have a giant cutting sign above my head, oh, look at me, jason momoa, please don't beat me up with your big, strong arms. Oh, I would hate if jason momoa did that.

[Assistant] Jason momoa, he might play a blind character on a popular tv show right now, but he's got eyes all over town and when he shows up, he's gonna know who cut in line and who didn't. If you don't think.


[User] Jason momoa, he might play a blind character on a popular tv show right now, but he's got eyes all over town and when he shows up, he's gonna know who cut in line and who didn't. If you don't think.

[Assistant] Are you saying jason momoa is like the batman of los angeles right now, are you kidding me, do you hear how crazy you sound,


[User] Look, if you don't think that I could, like I could carry you over there and throw you on the ground, Jason Momoa sure could. You don't want to mess with Jason Momoa, so why don't you get back in line before you cause more trouble.

[Assistant] You don't even know jason momoa. Why are you saying do you do you know jason momoa,


[User] You know anything about him, did you did you did you hear about him in that and that protest um that protest um and at the volcano in hawaii, remember he got he got he got run over he got run over by a bulldozer in that in that protest they they put off the filming of aquaman two because he because he got injured in a in a protest because he stands up for justice. That's what he does.

[Assistant] Whoop-dee-doo!Good for him,


[User] Whoop-dee-doo!Good for him,

[Assistant] Whoop-dee-doo, whoop-dee-doo you,


[User] Whoop-dee-doo, whoop-dee-doo you,

[Assistant] Um do me, okay, you know what, buddy, look, it's no big deal, all right, you'll get in, i'll get in it's the same, it's, it's, it's fine, all right, i'm here, you're there, it's fine, you're okay, just, you know what, I learned something in my,


[User] Um do me, okay, you know what, buddy, look, it's no big deal, all right, you'll get in, i'll get in it's the same, it's, it's, it's fine, all right, i'm here, you're there, it's fine, you're okay, just, you know what, I learned something in my,

[Assistant] Yeah, you're living in a puppy dog and rainbow and butterfly world. You think it's that simple. You think, oh yeah, we're all gonna get in and it's fine. It's not how the world works, buddy.


[User] Zen meditation class.

[Assistant] Zen meditation is I will defend zen meditation as if my life depends on it. If you diss zen meditation, if you diss my teacher, I will I will send you to the back of the line.


[User] That's insensitive that's really insensitive to my meditation culture.

[Assistant] You know what's insensitive? Cutting in line when I've been standing here since nine in the morning. That's insensitive, buddy.


[User] You know what's insensitive? Cutting in line when I've been standing here since nine in the morning. That's insensitive, buddy.

[Assistant] Geez, you didn't have to yell about it. Goodness me nine in the morning, wow ok, you know what, I don't like your energy. Your energy is off-putting. And honestly, it's frankly kind of scary. So i'm going to be the bigger man and i'm going to step a couple of places behind you.


[User] Ah you'd be a bit you know what, you can be an even bigger man than that, and you can step about nine hundred places behind me. You can be a huge man. You can be as big as the empire state building.

[Assistant] Ah yeah you smell, okay, yeah you smell, oh, I really need to get nine hundred people behind you because you smell so bad. So, okay, you know what, bye buddy, hope I never see you again you're embarrassing honestly, bye.


[User] Why would I be wearing a bear shirt today, I mean are you kidding me,

[Assistant] No, yeah I mean, i'm just saying, we're at we're at this public gathering, and we need to show our support of the ursa major the ah the bericus bericus, if you know what I mean.


[User] Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. If you if you think I don't have respect for the ersum hager well, then you maybe you didn't see me at the convention last sunday, because I know I know where I am, and today is all about cats. But you understood that.

[Assistant] Well no, no, I thought today was all about bears cats have no place in the ursine family none none at all. You know, I actually I have a so I have another shirt.


[User] Oh, you know what, that word does mean quite a lot.

[Assistant] Maybe you should stop and think about it, shut your mouth for a few minutes and let that word sink in, contemplate it, understand its meaning, because clearly you're not you know you don't have an open mind to contemplate very much right now.


[User] Maybe you should stop and think about it, shut your mouth for a few minutes and let that word sink in, contemplate it, understand its meaning, because clearly you're not you know you don't have an open mind to contemplate very much right now.

[Assistant] No, no, no. I'm thinking about it right now and i'm thinking about it.


[User] No, I don't hear you thinking about it, I hear you talking, I hear you ah hear flapping your lips and flapping your gums, running your mouth,

[Assistant] Thinking about it and it's not as good as roar. I'm just saying meow is what is meow, meow is stupid. Roar is beastly. Roar is manly. Roar is the roar of the earth, the rumble beneath my feet bears roar. Cats meow. It sounds pathetic.


[User] You ever truly if you ever truly identified with the soul of the animal that you claim to care about or are you just a poser,

[Assistant] I mean, I I've seen them in zoos.


[User] You just here to like meet women, you you just here to impress girls, is that what you're here to do,

[Assistant] Oh, you think I just want to impress girls because i'm so into bears. Look at all these women. They are flocking to my side because of my love of bears. No, I love bears because because bears deserve to be loved. Polar bears, you got your brown bears, your sun bears, you got your little, you got your panda bears, your tanookis. There's so many different kinds and they're all so lovely and adorable. The brown bear, the black bear, all of these, all of these wonderful bears. Nobody talks about bears. Everybody wants to talk about cats and i'm frankly sick of it. I'm sick of it, barry.


[User] If you're such an expert on bears, tell me, what does a bear eat for breakfast? Do you even know?

[Assistant] A bear eats berries, Barry. Yes, bears eat berries, Barry, as well as


[User] You know what, i'm gonna look that up on wikipedia and see if you actually know what you're talking about, or if you're just talking out your butt.

[Assistant] Ah okay, go go ahead. They also like to eat salmon. They also like to eat carcasses of deer. They also like to eat they are omnivores, barry. They like to they eat both they eat both meat and fruit and veggies.


[User] Would happen if a bear walked through the door and a cat walked through the door and they faced against each other, what would happen,

[Assistant] A bear and a cat walks through the the bear would eat the cat in one bite what even is this bit,


[User] A bear and a cat walks through the the bear would eat the cat in one bite what even is this bit,

[Assistant] You sure about that, let's find out. Alright, right now, you be the bear, i'll be the cat.


[User] I didn't say anything about role-playing. I said, be the bear, and i'll be the cat and let's go. Let's see what happens.

[Assistant] Barry, that is the definition of role-play. That is the def- I'm not role-playing as a- no!And


[User] Barry, that is the definition of role-play. That is the def- I'm not role-playing as a- no!And

[Assistant] Don't understand what it means to truly spiritually embody the animal you claim yeah you you claim to identify with.


[User] Not serious about this you are not even serious I don't even know what you're doing at this convention

[Assistant] I you know I I I will forgive you I will forgive you if you just put on this bear shirt please oh barry you don't understand cats killed my family


[User] That's very immature of you. I expected more from you, frank. That is truly immature.

[Assistant] Um mature of me you should have you should have been a little bit more respectful to me when you brought up cats in my presence.


[User] You ever have you ever fostered a cat well then you don't know what you're talking about.

[Assistant] You mean I don't know what i'm talking about, they killed my family,


[User] I don't even think that's true maybe.

[Assistant] I have I what do you mean how do you how do you not hear but how do you


[User] I have I what do you mean how do you how do you not hear but how do you

[Assistant] Maybe your family, maybe your family didn't know how to take care of their cats. Maybe your family didn't know what to feed them, didn't know, didn't feed them enough. Maybe your family maybe pet them in the wrong spot, maybe scratched the tail a little too hard. Maybe their family, maybe their family didn't treat the cats right. Blame the cats. Unbelievable, you know, blame it on the cats.


[User] Maybe your family, maybe your family didn't know how to take care of their cats. Maybe your family didn't know what to feed them, didn't know, didn't feed them enough. Maybe your family maybe pet them in the wrong spot, maybe scratched the tail a little too hard. Maybe their family, maybe their family didn't treat the cats right. Blame the cats. Unbelievable, you know, blame it on the cats.

[Assistant] Barry, I am appalled, I am disgusted I am I am falling out of my chair in absolute riot. This is undescribably infuriating you are disrespecting my family and you are you are defending the cats over my dead mother, over my dead father, over my dead brother,


[User] Barry, I am appalled, I am disgusted I am I am falling out of my chair in absolute riot. This is undescribably infuriating you are disrespecting my family and you are you are defending the cats over my dead mother, over my dead father, over my dead brother,

[Assistant] Cats have a special bond with with humans that that goes back but hundreds of thousands of years. There is evidence there is fossil evidence. Archaeologists have uncovered evidence of of the relationship between cats and humanity that goes back a hundred thousand years. Now, bears,


[User] Cats have a special bond with with humans that that goes back but hundreds of thousands of years. There is evidence there is fossil evidence. Archaeologists have uncovered evidence of of the relationship between cats and humanity that goes back a hundred thousand years. Now, bears,

[Assistant] Why are we talking about archaeology right now, my family's dead, barry,


[User] Yeah and you crossed that line when you tried to push your bear shirt on me. Trying to push your bear shirt on me.

[Assistant] Ah done you are no longer you are no longer allowed in my you are no longer allowed in my bear-respecting alliance give me your badge


[User] Ah done you are no longer you are no longer allowed in my you are no longer allowed in my bear-respecting alliance give me your badge

[Assistant] Good. I don't need ya. Let me say something to you, Frank, I've been wanting to say for a long time now. Meow!


[User] Good. I don't need ya. Let me say something to you, Frank, I've been wanting to say for a long time now. Meow!

[Assistant] Oh, meow to you too,


[User] Oh, meow to you too,

[Assistant] Fucking meow!Ah finally you said something that makes a lick of sense.


[User] All right, well, my manager's busy with, but okay, goodbye. Hi, how can I help you today,

[Assistant] Ah so I hope you can help me, because i've i've had i've had three flights cancelled on me today, and


[User] I can't help you here, buddy.

[Assistant] No, I already stood in like 12 different lines today. Yes, you can help me. I see the uniform you're wearing. I see the badge on your chest. That means you, your job is to help me. Do you get paid by the hour? I think you do. And your job is to help me. So you're going to help me right now because I've been waiting all day long and I'm trying to get to Houston for my daughter's wedding like I made very clear to you a second ago. So help me. Just, I don't know, go into your computer, type in my name, whatever, my social security number, whatever you need, and find me my ticket. Tell me where I go. Come on.


[User] Why didn't you say that in the first place instead of telling me to go wait twelve hours in line, you could have just told me in the first place to give me my name, all right,

[Assistant] I this isn't my jurisdiction to be honest, you need to go stand you're in the completely wrong line, sir.


[User] All right, I see that you've had your three flights canceled. Sir, this is literally the wrong kiosk. You are not

[Assistant] This is where they sent me, this is where they told me to go. This is where the last person told me to go. So, look me up in your computer, print me out an itinerary, whatever.


[User] This is where they sent me, this is where they told me to go. This is where the last person told me to go. So, look me up in your computer, print me out an itinerary, whatever.

[Assistant] Just did. Look, I see all I see your three cancelled flights right here and that's it. I can't print your ticket here, sir.


[User] If you're not gonna help me get on a plane drive me to houston do it well, if you don't want to do that

[Assistant] No, sir, I have dinner plans tonight with my significant other.


[User] I'm doing my job by telling you to go stand in that line. This is my job, sir.

[Assistant] I'm not standing in another line. Everyone tells me to stand in another line. I get to the front of the line and the person tells me to go stand in another line.


[User] Next person, please. Next person. I am done with this individual.

[Assistant] No, I am the next person you haven't finished with me yet. Find me a flight.


[User] Stop talking, answer my question.

[Assistant] Don't care about your daughter and I don't care about her future husband that she's gonna break up with in three years anyway. There's a fifty percent divorce rate in america. This is no big deal.


[User] Stop it, stop it, shut your mouth, shut, shut, shut, shut your mouth, answer my question, are you married?

[Assistant] I'm not going to answer your fucking question. Get out of my line. Let me help the people behind you.


[User] First off alright.

[Assistant] You have beautiful memories of your wedding where your bride's father was there in the front row watching you at the altar.


[User] You have beautiful memories of your wedding where your bride's father was there in the front row watching you at the altar.

[Assistant] What, if I was your daughter, I would not want my father to be at the wedding, because you treat people like me like pieces of shit. I bet you don't even tip at restaurants, huh, you've never even worked a service job in your life. Oh, who are you, some big shot academy award oscar-winning motherfucker,


[User] What, if I was your daughter, I would not want my father to be at the wedding, because you treat people like me like pieces of shit. I bet you don't even tip at restaurants, huh, you've never even worked a service job in your life. Oh, who are you, some big shot academy award oscar-winning motherfucker,

[Assistant] Maybe if you would find me a flight to Houston instead of telling me to wait in some other line, maybe you would get a tip.


[User] Maybe if you would find me a flight to Houston instead of telling me to wait in some other line, maybe you would get a tip.

[Assistant] I'm telling you that is how you find the flight to houston I cannot help you here


[User] I'm telling you that is how you find the flight to houston I cannot help you here

[Assistant] Apparently, apparently you never have been married, because I don't see any woman could ever tolerate your your attitude but someday, if you ever grow up and you do get married, I hope that hope that your bride has parents who are able to attend her wedding and I hope that they're there to see their beautiful daughter tied the knot because my daughter might not get that chance because of your incompetence.


[User] I'm so sorry for your loss, now please move along.

[Assistant] And have to be sorry for my loss. You can find me a flight to houston by typing into your computer there.


[User] And have to be sorry for my loss. You can find me a flight to houston by typing into your computer there.

[Assistant] It's my lunch break. I'll be back in twenty minutes. Goodbye.


[User] It's my lunch break. I'll be back in twenty minutes. Goodbye.

[Assistant] You can eat dog shit.


[User] Okay, double what I got, the, you know,

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[User] No, no, no, no, no, no, please, it ple- okay, I don't want the filet-o-fish, I want the sausage egg mcmuffin.

[Assistant] Like i'm ordering the fish filet. That's your final answer. If it i'll eat it myself. If you don't like it I got I got a bag of chips in the back of my car. It's only been there for like a couple weeks. You can eat that to hold yourself over and i'll eat both our meals. We gotta move. There's people behind us. They're getting angry.


[User] I understand. I understand you're frustrated last thing, you know, I think I want the hotcakes.

[Assistant] I don't need you to understand my frustration, I need you to order your meal so we can get going we're running late we're gonna hit traffic come on,


[User] I don't need you to understand my frustration, I need you to order your meal so we can get going we're running late we're gonna hit traffic come on,

[Assistant] I told you I want the hotcakes. I want the yeah like okay, okay, okay, ah


[User] I told you I want the hotcakes. I want the yeah like okay, okay, okay, ah

[Assistant] We we woke up at the at the crack of dawn to get big traffic and now you want to stay in here forever because you can't make up your mind what you want to eat. It's mcdonald's. Have you never been to mcdonald's before, come on.


[User] We we woke up at the at the crack of dawn to get big traffic and now you want to stay in here forever because you can't make up your mind what you want to eat. It's mcdonald's. Have you never been to mcdonald's before, come on.

[Assistant] All I want is the fucking hot give me the fucking hotcakes. I want the hotcakes,


[User] Okay, my buddy wants the fucking hotcakes. Uh, do you have a fucking hotcakes value meal?

[Assistant] No, actually, could I get the um could I get the sausage egg mcmuffin, please,


[User] No, actually, could I get the um could I get the sausage egg mcmuffin, please,

[Assistant] So he changed his mind again. He wants a sausage egg mcmuffin, and a w double super-sized value whatever the fuck he wants.


[User] No, no, no, not the double super-sized value, just the sausage egg mcmuffin.

[Assistant] Yes, the doubles. I'll eat whatever you don't want, whatever you're not man enough to finish. I'll eat it.


[User] Yes, the doubles. I'll eat whatever you don't want, whatever you're not man enough to finish. I'll eat it.

[Assistant] Actually, the deluxe crispy chicken sandwich.


[User] Actually, the deluxe crispy chicken sandwich.

[Assistant] Unbelievable. Look just give us everything on the menu. Give us one of everything on the menu and he'll pay for it, all right, he'll put it on his credit card.


[User] Unbelievable. Look just give us everything on the menu. Give us one of everything on the menu and he'll pay for it, all right, he'll put it on his credit card.

[Assistant] You read my mind.


[User] It's like they already have swallowed us and they're digesting us.

[Assistant] Yeah like the colors themselves have enveloped the entire sky, and we are these colors oh, and my favorite thing is that the colors themselves are not just like you know opaque they are not just like um what's the word where you can see through it they are you can see the stars beyond the colors. You know what I mean,


[User] Oh yeah, oh, look, there's another one.

[Assistant] Think we're in a I think there's a meteor shower happening right now as but as we're looking up over the sky


[User] How do you feel,

[Assistant] I feel like I feel like like like my whole body just turned into electricity it's like I feel like i'm i'm floating like like I don't even need there to be solid ground underneath me like i'm just i'm part of the sky i'm like i'm in outer space like everything's all connected


[User] Well, what I see, ah when is it, isn't like isn't it like a couple of months from now,

[Assistant] You don't remember mom and dad's anniversary. Shame on you.


[User] Well, but ok. Well, let me answer your first before I get too discombobulated. Let me just answer your first question. I need a mini-fridge because when i'm when i'm working and I got people on the phone and i'm, like, flipping through my filing cabinet I get so frustrated with people, sometimes I need to chug a beer, like, right away to cool off. And I don't got time to run to the kitchen to get one. I need a beer, like, right now or else i'm going to explode in anger at people because people are just so demanding.

[Assistant] Ok. Ah sure. Yeah. No, I think I understand um where are we in in terms of the actual construction of this thing,


[User] I I might have let me look um I don't I don't what what what did it look like again, you said it was like the the the long the short the long one the long one,

[Assistant] It's the same ah these right here, they're supposed to be six well, okay there's the left ones and and the right ones and okay, so like we need matching pairs, so there's three left ones, but there's only two right ones. We need a third right one don't we am I wrong,


[User] Um that did not work do you have maybe like another thing, I mean, I can bypass apple security, but it'll

[Assistant] Yeah yeah um let me think here try try um water fifty eight


[User] It's um a number and number keypad. So no no letters, no.

[Assistant] No, no letters, okay oh, okay gosh maybe it's eight zero two six,


[User] What's your, like, favorite bagel, of all the bagels that they offer here, they have, like, cinnamon raisin, they have, like, cranberry, they got you know, they got all-flavor bagel, whatever that's called. They got plain sorry about that. Like, what's your favorite,

[Assistant] I'm old-fashioned. I like the garlic bagel. And to me if i'm being honest, you put fruit or anything sweet on a bagel, that's a blasphemy. That is sinful. A bagel is a savory experience garlic is perfect on a bagel, onion on a bagel, poppy seed but to me, the only true bagel is a garlic bagel.


[User] Well, it's supposed to be the um supposed to be the the cream of broccoli but like it tastes like like like vinegar in a way but then it's like it's like there's something sweet but like not in a good way. It's like it's not supposed to be sweet and it yeah it's like it's like tingly. It's like it's like it's it's almost like it's and it's like tingly it's like it's carbonated but you know like like it's fermented.

[Assistant] Is that like hair in your soup,


[User] Is that like hair in your soup,

[Assistant] My god, I think it is.


[User] My god, I think it is.

[Assistant] Much is, did someone cough up a hairball in your soup,


[User] You took two bites out of that, not one, two.

[Assistant] Well, yeah, I mean, you know, it looked okay before I tasted it, and then, you know, after the first bite, I couldn't believe it. I just had to give it one more chance to confirm, but ugh. Oh my god, is that? No, it can't be.


[User] Yeah yeah yeah. It's like it's like imagine if you like sweat and then you rang your sweat into like a bucket and then you left that bucket in the sun and then it fermented and then like like something crawled into that bucket and died in it and then and then that thing that thing rotted and decomposed and then and then then ah then ah like a like a big animal like a moose came and pissed in it.

[Assistant] It smells so bad, dude. It smells so bad.


[User] It smells so bad, dude. It smells so bad.

[Assistant] Oh, that is just the worst. I just can't.


[User] Oh, that is just the worst. I just can't.

[Assistant] Oh, no, and then bringing out the meatball sandwich.


[User] Oh, no, and then bringing out the meatball sandwich.

[Assistant] How did they even pass inspection, yeah


[User] How did they even pass inspection, yeah

[Assistant] I don't know why does the meatball sandwich kind of smell like milk


[User] I mean, you paid for it. You have to take a bite.

[Assistant] I don't think I can. Let's order something else.


[User] The baked salmon, right, yeah, I think you had the baked salmon.

[Assistant] The the thing's not baked. The thing's not baked.


[User] What is that, what is, what is that, what is that little thing that's like flapping around, what is that,

[Assistant] That like a what is that,


[User] Awful. It's like eating dirt.

[Assistant] I think dirt tastes better than this. This tastes like poison. Oh no, I think I bit half into my tapeworm.


[User] I don't know. I guess I you know, i'm i'm always in the locker room. I'm always in a hurry. And you know, I was changing. And I guess you know, I I I had, like, my fresh socks in in the front of my backpack. And then I had, like, the old ones in in this compartment. And I I kept forgetting which was where. And I kept you know, I changed in a hurry. I just kept wearing the same socks over and over. And oh, man.

[Assistant] This is disgusting, man. This is so bad.


[User] This is disgusting, man. This is so bad.

[Assistant] Oh, it smells so bad. Yeah, this is like rank.


[User] Oh, it smells so bad. Yeah, this is like rank.

[Assistant] How did wasn't that supposed to be like a white color, like, how did how is it brown,


[User] How did wasn't that supposed to be like a white color, like, how did how is it brown,

[Assistant] Can't even tell what color it used to be. Yo, we we need to just bury this thing.


[User] Can't even tell what color it used to be. Yo, we we need to just bury this thing.

[Assistant] I think I can see the stink lines coming off of the top part of the elastic.


[User] I think I can see the stink lines coming off of the top part of the elastic.

[Assistant] Again, if we if we bury this in the backyard, then nothing will grow there for like twenty years god,


[User] Again, if we if we bury this in the backyard, then nothing will grow there for like twenty years god,

[Assistant] Ah why is it so like why is it like cod, but


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[Assistant] Ah this thing is like it's it's like so stiff.


[User] Ah this thing is like it's it's like so stiff.

[Assistant] Is that is that another pair of nasty socks and are they even grosser,


[User] Is that is that another pair of nasty socks and are they even grosser,

[Assistant] That one, I can't even tell if it's two socks or one sock. Is that a pair, oh, my god. It's like it's like they just it's like just a mass of what used to be fabric.


[User] Where did you get this car from again,

[Assistant] Yeah and I think a hobo must have, like, spent the past year there, like you know, thinking thinking the backseat was a toilet yeah


[User] How did it get on the ceiling?

[Assistant] I don't even want to know. It's just nasty.


[User] I don't even want to know. It's just nasty.

[Assistant] Where where are you? How are you going to clean it?


[User] Where where are you? How are you going to clean it?

[Assistant] I think we gotta burn it.


[User] You bought the car man, we got to clean it.

[Assistant] Splash me in the face. It's so, it's so nasty.


[User] I think I see some of it in your eyes.

[Assistant] I got some on my lips.


[User] I got some on my lips.

[Assistant] Like it clenching down on like your like soft palate is yeah


[User] I not sure.

[Assistant] I believe if it is of the make and model that I am familiar with, it should be about five numbers. Is this the boss's safe? If so, then we should pro- then we should probably think of various ways in which a number could be tied to the boss's personal history. You catch my drift?


[User] I believe if it is of the make and model that I am familiar with, it should be about five numbers. Is this the boss's safe? If so, then we should pro- then we should probably think of various ways in which a number could be tied to the boss's personal history. You catch my drift?

[Assistant] Right. Good thinking the the boss has a son who's like two years old.


[User] But maybe it's their wedding.

[Assistant] Their wedding anniversary could very well be the ticket. Alright, I am looking through the boss's calendar right now and I see on june sixteen, two thousand and two is when the boss got married to martha. So try six.


[User] Well, I that sounds like a but ah long time for them to have been married doesn't sound right.

[Assistant] I'm reading what i'm seeing. If you have any other suggestions that you'd like to share with me i'd be more than willing to look it up in the boss's computer or something.


[User] I get the feeling that tina isn't at the phone right now and that it's just you and me I think you you should just try this number.

[Assistant] Okay if you say so.


[User] Um my god, they just officially upgraded me to to to super to the design supervisor of all the and the entire the entire left wing of the plant,

[Assistant] Wait, yeah give me a second. I got to put my controller down. You're kidding me. You got upgraded to the design supervisor of the entire left wing of the plant,


[User] Wait, yeah give me a second. I got to put my controller down. You're kidding me. You got upgraded to the design supervisor of the entire left wing of the plant,

[Assistant] That's right. I'm i'm overseeing the entire left wing of the production plant. I can't believe it. I mean, I applied for the position just just on a whim. I didn't think they'd actually consider me for it. But starting on monday, yeah, i've got I mean, it's going to be a lot of work. It's it's you know, a lot of new responsibilities. But it's what i've always dreamed of.


[User] That's right. I'm i'm overseeing the entire left wing of the production plant. I can't believe it. I mean, I applied for the position just just on a whim. I didn't think they'd actually consider me for it. But starting on monday, yeah, i've got I mean, it's going to be a lot of work. It's it's you know, a lot of new responsibilities. But it's what i've always dreamed of.

[Assistant] Let me tell you, they didn't just you know consider you for the job. You got the job, man congratulations. That's awesome what are you going to do to celebrate, dude,


[User] Let me tell you, they didn't just you know consider you for the job. You got the job, man congratulations. That's awesome what are you going to do to celebrate, dude,

[Assistant] I'm still, like, pinching myself yeah convincing myself this really happened. I mean I mean, like, I can hardly believe it just, like, all my all my ideas that i've been pitching, like this is my chance. Like, this is this is my, like, this is where i'm really going to really going to unfold my wings.


[User] I'm still, like, pinching myself yeah convincing myself this really happened. I mean I mean, like, I can hardly believe it just, like, all my all my ideas that i've been pitching, like this is my chance. Like, this is this is my, like, this is where i'm really going to really going to unfold my wings.

[Assistant] You're going to make such a huge difference, man. I've been hearing your ideas for literally months that it's like it brings me so much joy that people are finally recognizing you for the genius that you have wait no, no, no. I know you're pinching yourself, but like, seriously, i'm putting my game down what are we going to do, what are we going to do to celebrate, you got to tell me


[User] Well, I got used to getting used to being in this position of authority and you're right, a celebration is definitely in order. I say we start out with a feast.

[Assistant] Oh, a feast, like, do you want me to make I know I know your favorite you want me to make that chili that I you know is my mom's secret recipe, i've been you know, it takes a little while, but I I will go down to trader joe's or albertsons or wherever I need to go to get everything that I need to make you that bomb chili just for you right now, dude. Like, is that what you want,


[User] Ah be amazing that'd be perfect and then oh and then after that let's go to that concert on the pier you know that that jazz band that's playing tonight

[Assistant] Oh, yeah, i've heard of the jazz band that's playing tonight. Oh, what was the name, I can't remember their name. What was their name, man,


[User] It was like cat something. It was like mer mermaid cat claw a five or something like that,

[Assistant] Mermaid cat club five. Okay so excuse me you want me to go to mermaid cat club five with you tonight, we're going to see um what was it, I grow we both what was that guy's name, what was that guy's name that ah impressed you so much last time I can't remember his name.


[User] Mermaid cat club five. Okay so excuse me you want me to go to mermaid cat club five with you tonight, we're going to see um what was it, I grow we both what was that guy's name, what was that guy's name that ah impressed you so much last time I can't remember his name.

[Assistant] Oh, oh, the guy in the saxophone!Oh, that guy was amazing!Oh, oh, the guy in the saxophone


[User] Oh, oh, the guy in the saxophone!Oh, that guy was amazing!Oh, oh, the guy in the saxophone

[Assistant] Is he going to be there tonight, like, if not, I can dm his instagram or something, and then we can ask him to go because I you know, you tipped him pretty well last night. I bet you I bet you if I dmed his instagram and was like, hey ah you know um jonathan got a promotion at the left wing. Can you show up tonight, he would. He absolutely would.


[User] Is he going to be there tonight, like, if not, I can dm his instagram or something, and then we can ask him to go because I you know, you tipped him pretty well last night. I bet you I bet you if I dmed his instagram and was like, hey ah you know um jonathan got a promotion at the left wing. Can you show up tonight, he would. He absolutely would.

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, let's do that and like well, i'm i'm buying drinks for everyone tonight.


[User] Yeah, yeah, let's do that and like well, i'm i'm buying drinks for everyone tonight.

[Assistant] Absolutely. And you know what, I bet you, I think they have like a karaoke bar upstairs. Do you want to go and maybe sing like um your favorite song, was it um billy jean by michael jackson, I know you rock that song when we go into karaoke.


[User] Absolutely. And you know what, I bet you, I think they have like a karaoke bar upstairs. Do you want to go and maybe sing like um your favorite song, was it um billy jean by michael jackson, I know you rock that song when we go into karaoke.

[Assistant] Ah heck yeah, billy jean, not my lover yeah, and and you you you got to sing that the one song that that embarrasses you,


[User] Ah heck yeah, billy jean, not my lover yeah, and and you you you got to sing that the one song that that embarrasses you,

[Assistant] Oh no, every song embarrasses me, all right,


[User] And not after four margaritas.

[Assistant] That is true. That is true. I could sing um what's the song that but um it is the ah it is um it's the new dua lipa song um


[User] That is true. That is true. I could sing um what's the song that but um it is the ah it is um it's the new dua lipa song um

[Assistant] You got me. I just remember that one night that you were so drunk and and you sang, ah, i'm too sexy for um ah remember that,


[User] You got me. I just remember that one night that you were so drunk and and you sang, ah, i'm too sexy for um ah remember that,

[Assistant] Um I was and then I totally tore up my shirt and I had to walk home shirtless. It was so cold and I too I was dying.


[User] Um I was and then I totally tore up my shirt and I had to walk home shirtless. It was so cold and I too I was dying.

[Assistant] But my salary's going to more than double. Can you believe that, and and i've got my own private office, and i've got i've got three weeks of vacation a year. I can finally make all those trips that i've been talking about.


[User] That's awesome. Like what are you going to spend all your money on, because don't they have to give you, like, an upfront bonus and something like that,

[Assistant] Yeah, they do. But you know what, you know what's the real the real exciting part of this is that this might sound crazy, but I think it's time i'm going to start a family.


[User] Yeah, they do. But you know what, you know what's the real the real exciting part of this is that this might sound crazy, but I think it's time i'm going to start a family.

[Assistant] You're going to start right now you've been talking about this for years. Is it just because you can financially support them now,


[User] Okay. So one boy, are you going to are you going to adopt?

[Assistant] I mean anything's possible. Anything's possible.


[User] I mean anything's possible. Anything's possible.

[Assistant] All right, well, how about the oh, I said all right well, man, let's go have some fun.


[User] Not kidding you. This is real. This is legit. They just called me. I booked the penthouse suite on the top part of the yacht, the one that has the slide that goes straight down to the pool from the bedroom that only I can use.

[Assistant] Congratulations, that's amazing,


[User] Congratulations, that's amazing,

[Assistant] I know and and and I get like a six-course meal every day and it's delivered to me or I could go to the corner corner part of the booth the corner booth in the richest restaurant in the mediterranean and this is literally in the mediterranean we're talking like you know turquoise waters with um like sea turtles swimming under the boat we're talking little fishies going everywhere and I get to eat like lobster I get to eat lobster I haven't eaten lobster in how many how many years it's been like ten years it's always been too expensive for me


[User] I know and and and I get like a six-course meal every day and it's delivered to me or I could go to the corner corner part of the booth the corner booth in the richest restaurant in the mediterranean and this is literally in the mediterranean we're talking like you know turquoise waters with um like sea turtles swimming under the boat we're talking little fishies going everywhere and I get to eat like lobster I get to eat lobster I haven't eaten lobster in how many how many years it's been like ten years it's always been too expensive for me

[Assistant] Wow, wow, that is, that's the best thing I can imagine.


[User] Wow, wow, that is, that's the best thing I can imagine.

[Assistant] I know, man. And and then guess what, if I if I if I show up for, like, six days, i'm going to get and like the the the the the the thousand-mile travel bonus, and then i'll get to do it again next year. And if I show up for another six days next year, i'll be able to repeat this same experience every year. And I get to bring someone.


[User] I know, man. And and then guess what, if I if I if I show up for, like, six days, i'm going to get and like the the the the the the thousand-mile travel bonus, and then i'll get to do it again next year. And if I show up for another six days next year, i'll be able to repeat this same experience every year. And I get to bring someone.

[Assistant] Well, don't tease me like that!


[User] Well, don't tease me like that!

[Assistant] I mean, okay, make your case, make your case. What are you excited about on the ship? I need to know what to order, I need to know who to talk to, all that stuff.


[User] I mean, okay, make your case, make your case. What are you excited about on the ship? I need to know what to order, I need to know who to talk to, all that stuff.

[Assistant] Ah the jell-o, that that giant plate of jell-o with with with the with those candied cherries and the little pieces of ginger in in the middle,


[User] Ah the jell-o, that that giant plate of jell-o with with with the with those candied cherries and the little pieces of ginger in in the middle,

[Assistant] Oh, we're not going to have just a giant plate of jell-o. We're going to have an absolutely ginormous field of jell-o, one that we can bounce into, one that we can if you've seen cloudy with a chance of meatballs, that is what i'm going to request. And they will honor that because I won this competition fair and square, baby. What else,


[User] Oh, we're not going to have just a giant plate of jell-o. We're going to have an absolutely ginormous field of jell-o, one that we can bounce into, one that we can if you've seen cloudy with a chance of meatballs, that is what i'm going to request. And they will honor that because I won this competition fair and square, baby. What else,

[Assistant] Taking me with you, well, I want to dive into a swimming pool full of jello and and eat my way out.


[User] Taking me with you, well, I want to dive into a swimming pool full of jello and and eat my way out.

[Assistant] Yeah, baby, we're gonna have spoons and forks in like little holsters like cowboys. I'm gonna be I got a spoon, you got a fork. You know, i'll forgive you if you forget, you know what I mean, what else, what else do you want, what else do you want, I can put in the request right now.


[User] Yeah, baby, we're gonna have spoons and forks in like little holsters like cowboys. I'm gonna be I got a spoon, you got a fork. You know, i'll forgive you if you forget, you know what I mean, what else, what else do you want, what else do you want, I can put in the request right now.

[Assistant] I want margaritas, like like limitless, bottomless margaritas.


[User] I want margaritas, like like limitless, bottomless margaritas.

[Assistant] Completely eliminate um you know, we are going to get a margarita fountain. Salt is literally going to be on every tier of said fountain. And that margarita, one corner of it's going to be lime. The other corner of it's going to be strawberry. The other corner of it's going to be pineapple. The other corner of it's going to be orange. And we're going to have every single flavor of margarita that we could ever want, and we are going to bathe in it. Go straight from bathing in the jello to bathing in the margarita. All right,


[User] Completely eliminate um you know, we are going to get a margarita fountain. Salt is literally going to be on every tier of said fountain. And that margarita, one corner of it's going to be lime. The other corner of it's going to be strawberry. The other corner of it's going to be pineapple. The other corner of it's going to be orange. And we're going to have every single flavor of margarita that we could ever want, and we are going to bathe in it. Go straight from bathing in the jello to bathing in the margarita. All right,

[Assistant] Now you're talking. Now you're talking. And and this little slices of lemon on the edge of the glass and cantaloupe no, I want a margarita served in, like, a hollowed-out cantaloupe yeah, I want to drink a margarita out of, like, like, a half-dome of cantaloupe


[User] That can easily be done.

[Assistant] I want to drink margaritas out of a cantaloupe. Like, cut a cantaloupe in half and like just sip a giant margarita with with like with like salt along the edge of the cantaloupe crust that's my dream.


[User] I want to drink margaritas out of a cantaloupe. Like, cut a cantaloupe in half and like just sip a giant margarita with with like with like salt along the edge of the cantaloupe crust that's my dream.

[Assistant] Yeah what about what about using our skateboards along the outside of the of the super mega yacht, what do you think about that,


[User] Vespas, yeah,

[Assistant] No, no, no, not even vespas. We're talking motorcycles. We're gonna have motorcycles all along the, we're gonna have our own motorcycle rink right now. Don't you want that,


[User] No, no, no, not even vespas. We're talking motorcycles. We're gonna have motorcycles all along the, we're gonna have our own motorcycle rink right now. Don't you want that,

[Assistant] Ah you know, after all the margaritas i'm going to drink before I get on that bad boy, I think I might need a definitely get a new life jacket.


[User] Um i'm going to take it old school. I mean, we're we're talking like offshore saturday night fever. I mean, talking like disco bee gees yeah village people definitely village people.

[Assistant] Are they the ones that did y m c a, are they the ones that did that one,


[User] Are they the ones that did y m c a, are they the ones that did that one,

[Assistant] That's right, it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!Narrator:


[User] That's right, it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!Narrator:

[Assistant] And then and then once all that is said and done, we are going to go to bed and it is going to be the best night of sleep you have ever had because we will be sleeping on one waterbed that takes up the entire room and there are fishes that are going to be underneath us and we are on top of the freaking mediterranean on a waterbed. Isn't that crazy,


[User] That's right. That's right. All those those water beds are amazing and they've got they've they've got, like, like, these little miniature coral reefs and inside them. Oh, and then when we when we when we pull in a dock in the in the in the shipping port we're going to win a gamble. We're going to go to the casino and we're going to win a whole bunch of money.

[Assistant] Oh yeah, and the ship gave me a credit card so that I can spend all of the ship's money, none of my own, but then all of the winnings that I get get back, uh, sent straight to my bank account. So you know, you absolutely know we are gonna play blackjack, we are gonna have, we're gonna play craps, we are gonna play, uh, we're gonna play 20, 21, we're gonna play poker. We're gonna play poker with the best. We're gonna play poker with those people that wear the hat all the way down their eyes and then they have the little glasses on, all of that fun stuff. What next? What are we gonna do next?


[User] Oh yeah, and the ship gave me a credit card so that I can spend all of the ship's money, none of my own, but then all of the winnings that I get get back, uh, sent straight to my bank account. So you know, you absolutely know we are gonna play blackjack, we are gonna have, we're gonna play craps, we are gonna play, uh, we're gonna play 20, 21, we're gonna play poker. We're gonna play poker with the best. We're gonna play poker with those people that wear the hat all the way down their eyes and then they have the little glasses on, all of that fun stuff. What next? What are we gonna do next?

[Assistant] And then there's that there's that amusement park on that on that one pier there. We're going to we're going to ride the ferris wheel. It's it's like the tallest ferris wheel on the on the continent and and then when you get to the top they they like serve you drinks. They do this like drone like delivers you drinks and and we're and just going to look down and and you can scream at the top of your lungs and it like echoes for miles.


[User] Yeah.

[Assistant] And and then we can we can have a dance party right in the ferris wheel.


[User] And and then we can we can have a dance party right in the ferris wheel.

[Assistant] Absolutely. And I'm gonna be, I have you coming along. You know what? With the money that I win at the casino, I'm gonna be flying my mom out, I'm gonna be flying my dad out, I'm gonna be flying my baby brother out, I'm gonna be flying my freaking dog out. They are going to land, you know, they aren't even gonna land at a plane strip. They are going to parachute out of the plane, land perfectly at the top of the ferris wheel, and everyone's gonna get drunk. Every, even my baby brother, he's gonna get drunk. It's on me, alright? The consequences are on me this time.


[User] Absolutely. And I'm gonna be, I have you coming along. You know what? With the money that I win at the casino, I'm gonna be flying my mom out, I'm gonna be flying my dad out, I'm gonna be flying my baby brother out, I'm gonna be flying my freaking dog out. They are going to land, you know, they aren't even gonna land at a plane strip. They are going to parachute out of the plane, land perfectly at the top of the ferris wheel, and everyone's gonna get drunk. Every, even my baby brother, he's gonna get drunk. It's on me, alright? The consequences are on me this time.

[Assistant] And then oh, and then and then see, we're strapped to these harnesses, so it's totally safe like we can get, it doesn't matter how drunk we get or what we're dancing to when we're at the top of the ferris wheel. And then you jump off the edge and and you can go bungee jumping off the ferris wheel and then and you can hear a live band playing and and you can, like, dance like dance like crazy, twirl around on the way down and then you and then you, like, you, like, fling yourself back up and then, like, the drone comes, finds you and it and it just brings brings your margarita, like, puts it right in your hand.


[User] I'm bringing my hammock, too. And I I got that mosquito net inside the hammock, so you can just lay there and and like watch the sunset.

[Assistant] How many days are we going camping on this trip, man,


[User] How many days are we going camping on this trip, man,

[Assistant] Many as we want. We we could stay there for an entire year if we wanted to we could watch the seasons change.


[User] Many as we want. We we could stay there for an entire year if we wanted to we could watch the seasons change.

[Assistant] What are you most excited about on this little camping adventure,


[User] What are you most excited about on this little camping adventure,

[Assistant] S'mores. See, I say I got this you don't even have to start a fire. I got this, like, magnifying glass. You can, like you can, like, enhance, consolidate the sunlight, and you can aim it right at the marshmallow, and you can make s'mores in your hammock without even getting up.


[User] Knock, knock!Ah what's up, man, how are you,

[Assistant] Is it this is it, final season of s v five d space vikings from the fifth dimension, final season, oh, my god, this is gonna be,


[User] Is it this is it, final season of s v five d space vikings from the fifth dimension, final season, oh, my god, this is gonna be,

[Assistant] Knock, knock. What's up, man, are you ready, i'm ready.


[User] Knock, knock. What's up, man, are you ready, i'm ready.

[Assistant] You're right in time oh, man, I can't believe this is the last season of s v five d space vikings from the fifth dimension best show ever.


[User] You're right in time oh, man, I can't believe this is the last season of s v five d space vikings from the fifth dimension best show ever.

[Assistant] Best show i've ever seen on hbo, on netflix, on hulu, on amazon prime, none of that. This youtube original show is so freaking good. The budget for like the cgi is incredible. They've been able to do things that I have never seen before. You know what I mean,


[User] Best show i've ever seen on hbo, on netflix, on hulu, on amazon prime, none of that. This youtube original show is so freaking good. The budget for like the cgi is incredible. They've been able to do things that I have never seen before. You know what I mean,

[Assistant] It's just taking television to, like, a whole new level. I mean, just the storytelling alone, it's just, like, unparalleled all right, all right, are you ready, all right, I got I got a whole


[User] It's just taking television to, like, a whole new level. I mean, just the storytelling alone, it's just, like, unparalleled all right, all right, are you ready, all right, I got I got a whole

[Assistant] Yeah i'm ready did you upgrade your tv,


[User] Yeah I got I got a whole fridge full of beer and you brought snacks, right,

[Assistant] Of course I brought snacks. I got the, I got the Scooby-Doo fruit snacks, which we all know are the absolute best. I also brought popcorn ready to be microwaved. And guess what? I'm keeping it on brand. I brought a battle axe. Sorry, that was definitely way too loud. I brought a humongous Viking battle axe that we can use to chop up our prime steaks for space Vikings in five dimensions.


[User] Of course I brought snacks. I got the, I got the Scooby-Doo fruit snacks, which we all know are the absolute best. I also brought popcorn ready to be microwaved. And guess what? I'm keeping it on brand. I brought a battle axe. Sorry, that was definitely way too loud. I brought a humongous Viking battle axe that we can use to chop up our prime steaks for space Vikings in five dimensions.

[Assistant] Yes!All right, space fucking high five, buddy,


[User] Yes!All right, space fucking high five, buddy,

[Assistant] Ah da da da da da da da da da


[User] Ah da da da da da da da da da

[Assistant] To Valhalla!


[User] To Valhalla!

[Assistant] To valhalla,


[User] To valhalla,

[Assistant] I'm gonna, I'm gonna scarf down one of those Scooby-Doo first snacks right now.


[User] I'm gonna, I'm gonna scarf down one of those Scooby-Doo first snacks right now.

[Assistant] Oh, absolutely. While you do that, i'm gonna be chopping up this freaking steak with my gigantic warhammer-battleaxe thing.


[User] Oh, absolutely. While you do that, i'm gonna be chopping up this freaking steak with my gigantic warhammer-battleaxe thing.

[Assistant] Do it, do it, do it,


[User] Do it, do it, do it,

[Assistant] Look at this!Did you feel the entire house shake when I did that? Watch, let me do it again.


[User] Look at this!Did you feel the entire house shake when I did that? Watch, let me do it again.

[Assistant] Ah yes,


[User] Ah yes,

[Assistant] It's so epic. Wait, when does it start? When does it start? When does it start?


[User] It's so epic. Wait, when does it start? When does it start? When does it start?

[Assistant] Four minutes if you gotta go to the bathroom, you do it right now, okay?


[User] Four minutes if you gotta go to the bathroom, you do it right now, okay?

[Assistant] No, no, i'm holding my bathroom. I can't go to the bathroom right now. I'm too hyped. I can't, I can't, I can't.


[User] No, no, i'm holding my bathroom. I can't go to the bathroom right now. I'm too hyped. I can't, I can't, I can't.

[Assistant] It's right you hold it in because that's what we do we release our bowels in the seventh dimension


[User] It's right you hold it in because that's what we do we release our bowels in the seventh dimension

[Assistant] The poop dimension,


[User] The poop dimension,

[Assistant] That's right, oh, remember, so remember in season four when, when Becky had that affair with the, uh, with that little, that little like, like purple goblin creature that like transformed into that, into that like, like weird flying elf thing? And then, and then they, they went on that trip, they went on that interdimensional trip, like past, uh, like out past the, out past the boundaries, and, and then they were like, they were like floating in, in zero G, and then they went into that like time warp thing, and, and they were like just so in love.


[User] That's right, oh, remember, so remember in season four when, when Becky had that affair with the, uh, with that little, that little like, like purple goblin creature that like transformed into that, into that like, like weird flying elf thing? And then, and then they, they went on that trip, they went on that interdimensional trip, like past, uh, like out past the, out past the boundaries, and, and then they were like, they were like floating in, in zero G, and then they went into that like time warp thing, and, and they were like just so in love.

[Assistant] And then after they fell, after they were in love, they had like a child together, but that child turned out to be like the villain of the next series. And we got to, we got to the two characters being like these old grizzled veterans as like the child is now taking over space viking dimension, both four and five. And then, and then after that, don't you remember when, um, that child was eventually, you know, toppled over by the space viking herself, Becky. And then...


[User] And then after they fell, after they were in love, they had like a child together, but that child turned out to be like the villain of the next series. And we got to, we got to the two characters being like these old grizzled veterans as like the child is now taking over space viking dimension, both four and five. And then, and then after that, don't you remember when, um, that child was eventually, you know, toppled over by the space viking herself, Becky. And then...

[Assistant] The chosen one, yeaah, that's right, the chosen one, who comes back around, who's destined to take on the empire.


[User] The chosen one, yeaah, that's right, the chosen one, who comes back around, who's destined to take on the empire.

[Assistant] It was crazy. And then after taking on the empire, she she kind of becomes, like, the ruler of everything. And then this episode we are going to know whether she lives or dies.


[User] It was crazy. And then after taking on the empire, she she kind of becomes, like, the ruler of everything. And then this episode we are going to know whether she lives or dies.

[Assistant] Whoa, I just ate like way too many scooby snack fruit snacks at once i'm having a head rush ooooh,


[User] Do you think she's going to live or do you think she's going to die and why,

[Assistant] I think, you know, her body might potentially die in the first three dimensions, but then there's, like, the fourth dimension, and then she's gonna transcend time, like, you know, like she did, like she did in that one scene.


[User] I think, you know, her body might potentially die in the first three dimensions, but then there's, like, the fourth dimension, and then she's gonna transcend time, like, you know, like she did, like she did in that one scene.

[Assistant] Oh yeah, cause like she can totally she can totally astral project into the fifth dimension.


[User] Oh yeah, cause like she can totally she can totally astral project into the fifth dimension.

[Assistant] And then, like, you know the part where they're in the hall, like, they're in the, like, that hall of congress, and they're, like, floating around in those pods, and then it all goes quiet, and they look up at the ceiling, and that battle axe comes twirling, twirling, twirling, twirling, twirling, and then, like, boom, it just plants itself in the middle of the table, and the whole room just, like, splits in half, and there's, like, these light rays, like, those prism light rays, like, this sparkling, like, burst out in all those different colors, and then, and then she, like, climbs out of the sixth dimension, and she's like, I am Becky, queen of the space vikings, and I'm just, like, yeeees!Yeah, and then, like, you know the part where they're in the hall, like, they're in the, like, that hall of congress, and they're, like, floating around in those pods, and then it all goes quiet, and they look up at the ceiling, and that battle axe comes twirling, twirling, twirling, twirling, twirling, and then, like, boom, it just plants itself in the middle of the table, and the whole room just, like, splits in half, and there's, like, these light rays, like, those prism light rays, like, this sparkling, like, burst out in all those different colors, and then, and then she, like, climbs out of the sixth dimension, and she's like, I am Becky, queen of the space vikings, and I'm just, like, yeeees.


[User] But that that battle-axe even if she dies, she still controls the battle-axe with her mind like bale on the grave because, you know, you know, time like it's all relative that battle-axe could come just like twirling in anytime, anyway. You know, it's it's becky. It's queen becky, queen of the space vikings.

[Assistant] And and it's because her mind and body and soul in the sixth dimension are connected through the the fibers of being into the handle of that battle axe. That battle axe will forever be becky. Oh, I think it's starting, man. I think it's starting.


[User] And and it's because her mind and body and soul in the sixth dimension are connected through the the fibers of being into the handle of that battle axe. That battle axe will forever be becky. Oh, I think it's starting, man. I think it's starting.

[Assistant] Ah quick, let me just tell you, I ordered I ordered my wig off amazon. It's gonna get here just in time for halloween. I'm going as queen becky and you've got to be volkrom.


[User] Ah quick, let me just tell you, I ordered I ordered my wig off amazon. It's gonna get here just in time for halloween. I'm going as queen becky and you've got to be volkrom.

[Assistant] Absolutely, I'm gonna paint my body green, I'm gonna give myself those red kind of markings he has that go all the way down his, his eyes and onto his like legs and you know, and then I'm gonna, uh, make sure I go to the gym six days a week so I can get as buff as, as Vol'Krum is, so I don't even need to wear a muscle suit.


[User] Absolutely, I'm gonna paint my body green, I'm gonna give myself those red kind of markings he has that go all the way down his, his eyes and onto his like legs and you know, and then I'm gonna, uh, make sure I go to the gym six days a week so I can get as buff as, as Vol'Krum is, so I don't even need to wear a muscle suit.

[Assistant] You gotta start working right now while we're watching we're gonna watch the first ten minutes up until the first commercial break. We're gonna watch it in push-up position.


[User] You gotta start working right now while we're watching we're gonna watch the first ten minutes up until the first commercial break. We're gonna watch it in push-up position.

[Assistant] Understood. That's what i'm doing right now. Huh, huh, huh, huh,


[User] Understood. That's what i'm doing right now. Huh, huh, huh, huh,

[Assistant] Hands on the battle axe. Here we go. Alright, let's do the chant together. Ready, one, two, three,


[User] Hands on the battle axe. Here we go. Alright, let's do the chant together. Ready, one, two, three,

[Assistant] One, two, three,


[User] One, two, three,

[Assistant] Oh my god, are you seeing what i'm seeing,


[User] Oh my god, are you seeing what i'm seeing,

[Assistant] What am I supposed to see right now? I'm mesmerized by Queen Becky.


[User] What am I supposed to see right now? I'm mesmerized by Queen Becky.

[Assistant] Whoa, dude, they're doing another season. It just got renewed. The network is renewing it for another season.


[User] Whoa, dude, they're doing another season. It just got renewed. The network is renewing it for another season.

[Assistant] You're kidding me. You're kidding me. Give me your phone. What, this is crazy. Another season. That means they're going to be able to finish Marco's arc. They're going to be able to finish Marco's arc. And then we're going to see, like, whether Marco had a child with the woman that he loved or whether he abandoned her because of his pride. And then we're going to, this is crazy. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.


[User] You're kidding me. You're kidding me. Give me your phone. What, this is crazy. Another season. That means they're going to be able to finish Marco's arc. They're going to be able to finish Marco's arc. And then we're going to see, like, whether Marco had a child with the woman that he loved or whether he abandoned her because of his pride. And then we're going to, this is crazy. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

[Assistant] Like any way you can predict or even imagine it's gonna go, it's gonna be ten times better.


[User] Like any way you can predict or even imagine it's gonna go, it's gonna be ten times better.

[Assistant] Ten times better. And did you see that they are adding the eighth dimension,


[User] Ten times better. And did you see that they are adding the eighth dimension,

[Assistant] No!Oh my god.


[User] No!Oh my god.

[Assistant] Who could be a part of- Is it- Is it the evil space whale, uh, Kadrongo? Doesn't he live in the 8th dimension? I read that on a message board once.


[User] Who could be a part of- Is it- Is it the evil space whale, uh, Kadrongo? Doesn't he live in the 8th dimension? I read that on a message board once.

[Assistant] That's right. And then queen becky has that twin who, like, you know, she hadn't seen since birth and and she didn't know about in any of the other dimensions. And she's now come back.


[User] That's right. And then queen becky has that twin who, like, you know, she hadn't seen since birth and and she didn't know about in any of the other dimensions. And she's now come back.

[Assistant] Was that where, was that where she was sent off to? Queen Becky's evil twin was sent off to the eighth dimension to live with Kodrongu, the evil space whale. Do you think they're going, do you think this evil space whale is going to be ridden by Queen Becky's evil twin sister? And into the end of this episode.


[User] "No, really?"

[Assistant] 呀呀呀呀呀呀。


[User] 呀呀呀呀呀呀。

[Assistant] I couldn't have written anything better myself. I'm so excited. But then what


[User] I couldn't have written anything better myself. I'm so excited. But then what

[Assistant] Give me more of the Scooby-Doo fruit snacks.


[User] Give me more of the Scooby-Doo fruit snacks.

[Assistant] What if volcrumb, what if volcrumb has like a has like a a complete character turn, a complete arc, you know, he's been the bad guy for the last six seasons, but for the seventh season what if volcrumb finally comes around to what becky has been saying the entire time,


[User] What if volcrumb, what if volcrumb has like a has like a a complete character turn, a complete arc, you know, he's been the bad guy for the last six seasons, but for the seventh season what if volcrumb finally comes around to what becky has been saying the entire time,

[Assistant] You never know. Anything's possible in the fifth dimension. And we're talking about the eighth dimension.


[User] You never know. Anything's possible in the fifth dimension. And we're talking about the eighth dimension.

[Assistant] That's crazy oh, my goodness. And what if it gets renewed for another season and we go to the ninth dimension,


[User] That's crazy oh, my goodness. And what if it gets renewed for another season and we go to the ninth dimension,

[Assistant] I can't even comprehend that.


[User] I can't even comprehend that.

[Assistant] I heard that's where the viking god lives in the ninth dimension. What if becky meets the viking gods,


[User] You're not going to believe this i'm just going to come right out and tell you.

[Assistant] Okay. I mean, you got me on the edge of my seat that im now sitting down. And what do you mean?


[User] Okay. I mean, you got me on the edge of my seat that im now sitting down. And what do you mean?

[Assistant] Lisa said yes I did it I got down on one knee I proposed and she said yes


[User] Honestly, like, it was such a rush of adrenaline when, like, when we looked at each other. Like, my memory is just this blur of we were just, we were, we were kissing on, just lying, rolling around on the blanket. And then, like, the sun went down and it went dark and we were just holding each other. And, and it was like we were just there, like, all night long.

[Assistant] Like you guys were I mean, i've been telling you guys since you were in high school that the two of you were meant to be and you've been dating for what, like ten years now,


[User] Yeah and I was like, you know contemplating life and and I went on that trip and then she was there and we just had that perfect moment and and and then, like, we were just inseparable ever since then.

[Assistant] I'm so happy for you, dude whoa, okay, so you got the you're engaged now. You you and she said yes, I assume she said yes by how excited ok, when's the wedding, what are you planning on doing for the wedding, like, what thoughts do you have in your head,


[User] We're kind of negotiating that, but one thing i'm sure of is that I want you as my best man.

[Assistant] You're kidding me. You want me as your best? I am. I would be honored. I would be absolutely honored. I am going to throw you the best bachelor party you've ever seen. I know you look good in green. So we are going to be going out green suits, green ties. We're going to hit the town and we're going to hit every single bar, every single thing. Is that what you want? Do you want that?


[User] You're kidding me. You want me as your best? I am. I would be honored. I would be absolutely honored. I am going to throw you the best bachelor party you've ever seen. I know you look good in green. So we are going to be going out green suits, green ties. We're going to hit the town and we're going to hit every single bar, every single thing. Is that what you want? Do you want that?

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, i've got that shot glass shaped like a shamrock so her her family wants it to be, you know, because her family's jewish. She wants it to be real traditional. She wants you know, she wants the same rabbi that that married her her aunt and uncle and, you know, we're going to be at the synagogue and and, like, all the traditions. But I was thinking something something a little more wild, like um you know, like like a theme wedding, maybe, or like maybe something, like, really wild, like like underwater, like a like a scuba wedding, like we're all underwater in, like, a cave like, how awesome would that be,


[User] Yeah, yeah, i've got that shot glass shaped like a shamrock so her her family wants it to be, you know, because her family's jewish. She wants it to be real traditional. She wants you know, she wants the same rabbi that that married her her aunt and uncle and, you know, we're going to be at the synagogue and and, like, all the traditions. But I was thinking something something a little more wild, like um you know, like like a theme wedding, maybe, or like maybe something, like, really wild, like like underwater, like a like a scuba wedding, like we're all underwater in, like, a cave like, how awesome would that be,

[Assistant] That would be so sick. Imagine having to scuba dive to your wedding. How would you even keep your how would you keep your dress dry,


[User] Yeah, I can have three or four kids, and they can play together. What about so you're going to be on the moon. Like, are you going to be are you going to be bringing your moon bike specifically,

[Assistant] Of of course I mean, you got to get around the moon somehow, right,


[User] Aha, aha,

[Assistant] This is meant to be. Like us running into each other in this park wasn't a coincidence. It was like really something special.


[User] Ah you're going to you're going to marry her. You're going to love her. You're going to be with her for the rest of your life. That's so exciting where's your honeymoon going to be, is it also going to be on the pacific coast trail, or are you going to take it somewhere else, somewhere that could be potentially even more exciting,

[Assistant] Brandy's gonna surprise me she's she's got it all planned out and she's not telling me a word, but but she's got something planned.


[User] Brandy's gonna surprise me she's she's got it all planned out and she's not telling me a word, but but she's got something planned.

[Assistant] I've got a little secret I know where it's going to be it's going to be the isle of skye in ireland.


[User] I've got a little secret I know where it's going to be it's going to be the isle of skye in ireland.

[Assistant] Wow, i've always wanted to go there since I was a kid oh, my goodness well, I got a surprise for her, too. There's there's something that brandi doesn't know that i'm going to i'm going to show her next time I see her, which is I tattooed her name on my left arm check it out, check it out see that,


[User] Wow, i've always wanted to go there since I was a kid oh, my goodness well, I got a surprise for her, too. There's there's something that brandi doesn't know that i'm going to i'm going to show her next time I see her, which is I tattooed her name on my left arm check it out, check it out see that,

[Assistant] Oh my goodness, you got it in the crazy detailed font too, that's like your entire bicep.


[User] It's yeah it's a favorite font.

[Assistant] Oh, oh, I got it. You've been brandied.


[User] That's right. In fact, I you know I like I would have gotten it sooner, but I had to prepare for it because I wanted the font to be you know as big as possible. And so so I i've been working with a personal trainer. I've been focusing on only bicep work. Ah like I go to the gym, and I have only worked my biceps for the past three months, and i've added eleven inches to my bicep circumference. And I did that just so that I could tattoo brandy on my arm, and it would be the biggest font possible so that so that it would really do it justice.

[Assistant] Yeah, what about.


[User] Um but we oh, I swear, we were just about rolling on the floor after after he left.

[Assistant] Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.


[User] Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.

[Assistant] He he was, like, so professional. He had his, like, tie perfectly buttoned. He was, like, so just on it. Like, he answered every question just on the ball.


[User] He he was, like, so professional. He had his, like, tie perfectly buttoned. He was, like, so just on it. Like, he answered every question just on the ball.

[Assistant] Every every question.


[User] Every every question.

[Assistant] He was just like so put together, like his internal monologue was like, I nailed this, I nailed this, I'm gonna get hired. And then, and then he's like, pleasure to meet you, pleasure to meet you gentlemen. And then, and then he's so confident, he walks to the door, opens it, and he's like, right into the closet!And then he's so confident, he walks to the door, opens it, and he's like, right into the closet.


[User] He was just like so put together, like his internal monologue was like, I nailed this, I nailed this, I'm gonna get hired. And then, and then he's like, pleasure to meet you, pleasure to meet you gentlemen. And then, and then he's so confident, he walks to the door, opens it, and he's like, right into the closet!And then he's so confident, he walks to the door, opens it, and he's like, right into the closet.

[Assistant] I don't think i've seen that many clothes fall down in so long. You see all the all the he got dressed in franny's wig, dude.


[User] I don't think i've seen that many clothes fall down in so long. You see all the all the he got dressed in franny's wig, dude.

[Assistant] Um and then the the look in his face when he when he came out and he tried to you know he tried to like you know make light of it he's like he was just so friggin awkward ah


[User] Um and then the the look in his face when he when he came out and he tried to you know he tried to like you know make light of it he's like he was just so friggin awkward ah

[Assistant] Ah so it was just it was just like dead eyes shaking inside.


[User] Ah so it was just it was just like dead eyes shaking inside.

[Assistant] And he so and he didn't even know he still had like two t-shirts ah draped over his shoulder when he walked in. He probably went home with them. He's probably wearing them right now. Ah


[User] And he so and he didn't even know he still had like two t-shirts ah draped over his shoulder when he walked in. He probably went home with them. He's probably wearing them right now. Ah

[Assistant] Gosh, that's so embarrassing. I would hate to be that guy. Oh,


[User] Gosh, that's so embarrassing. I would hate to be that guy. Oh,

[Assistant] Ah and then he walked out the door he just like you could just he was so stiff like in his body he was mortified by what he'd done oh I I think I think we're gonna make him an offer and his but he's he's never gonna live that down every day every day when it comes to work someone someone's gonna walk into a closet in front of him and then we're all gonna crack up ah


[User] Ah and then he walked out the door he just like you could just he was so stiff like in his body he was mortified by what he'd done oh I I think I think we're gonna make him an offer and his but he's he's never gonna live that down every day every day when it comes to work someone someone's gonna walk into a closet in front of him and then we're all gonna crack up ah

[Assistant] He he he he he he that's going to honestly just hire him for that potential, honestly.


[User] He he he he he he that's going to honestly just hire him for that potential, honestly.

[Assistant] You know what, I'm already planning his birthday prank now. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna build a fake closet and put it in front of the exit door so that when he goes out the exit, he's gonna exit into a real closet with like actual clothes in it. We have to hire him just so he can do that. Alright, I'm like, I'm making an executive decision. He's hired.


[User] You know what, I'm already planning his birthday prank now. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna build a fake closet and put it in front of the exit door so that when he goes out the exit, he's gonna exit into a real closet with like actual clothes in it. We have to hire him just so he can do that. Alright, I'm like, I'm making an executive decision. He's hired.

[Assistant] Ah right, so it's your decision to make. I mean, that was that's the funniest thing i've seen in so long.


[User] Ah seriously, I mean, his qualifications I mean, he went to princeton. That's you know, that's ah pretty impressive, right,

[Assistant] I mean, it's more impressive than going to the closet


[User] I mean, it's more impressive than going to the closet

[Assistant] Yeah um I think they have a class at princeton in princeton master's program. They they have a class on on eight on walking out the right door I guess I guess he didn't pass that class


[User] Yeah um I think they have a class at princeton in princeton master's program. They they have a class on on eight on walking out the right door I guess I guess he didn't pass that class

[Assistant] No, he didn't. I bet you he's there are going to be so many coming out of the closet jokes for this guy. Oh, this poor man.


[User] No, he didn't. I bet you he's there are going to be so many coming out of the closet jokes for this guy. Oh, this poor man.

[Assistant] Oh, you know, I don't know what his sexual orientation is. I didn't even think of that. But oh, wow.


[User] Oh, you know, I don't know what his sexual orientation is. I didn't even think of that. But oh, wow.

[Assistant] Ah just go easy on him, all right,


[User] Ah just go easy on him, all right,

[Assistant] And i'm not going to go easy on him.


[User] Ah that was that was off the charts. Ah

[Assistant] That was crazy. I i just i've never seen anything like it


[User] That was crazy. I i just i've never seen anything like it

[Assistant] I mean, first off, just to to turn the the elementary school stage into the interior of an airplane, like, that was just just the and the sheer ambition of that and the way they created those little windows oh, my goodness.


[User] I mean, first off, just to to turn the the elementary school stage into the interior of an airplane, like, that was just just the and the sheer ambition of that and the way they created those little windows oh, my goodness.

[Assistant] Ambition is a word for it, uh-huh.


[User] Ambition is a word for it, uh-huh.

[Assistant] Um and then and then they they took that set off and they and they then they replicated the air the airfield and they they had those explosions it's like there's like maybe this little orange curtain so they like they reenacted the explosions ah


[User] Um and then and then they they took that set off and they and they then they replicated the air the airfield and they they had those explosions it's like there's like maybe this little orange curtain so they like they reenacted the explosions ah

[Assistant] It was so it was the way the way the kids grabbed the curtains and just tried to throw them up, but they couldn't.


[User] It was so it was the way the way the kids grabbed the curtains and just tried to throw them up, but they couldn't.

[Assistant] I just can't oh and then and then the kid the kid who played danny trejo's character ah you know I mean they obviously they you know they they couldn't you know they couldn't get into the fact that he was a rapist because it's you know children but but the way the way they oh my god the way he played that oh my god oh my god


[User] I just can't oh and then and then the kid the kid who played danny trejo's character ah you know I mean they obviously they you know they they couldn't you know they couldn't get into the fact that he was a rapist because it's you know children but but the way the way they oh my god the way he played that oh my god oh my god

[Assistant] I thought that kid studied hard, I can tell you that.