[User] Well, if you're starving to just eat something.

[Assistant] I can't eat something because then you'll get mad at me. and we're at my boss's house.


[User] I can't eat something because then you'll get mad at me. and we're at my boss's house.

[Assistant] I'm not going to get mad at you. I appreciate what you're doing for me. I'm doing it for you and.


[User] You don't have to do anything for me. I love you just the way you are.

[Assistant] I love you just the way you are.


[User] okay,that's fine.that is fine.I am just gonna drive you.

[Assistant] what?okay, Kate,what? are you gonna drive me around for the rest of my life?


[User] okay, we'll just back off.I don't need protecting and I don't want it. I'm fine. okay.

[Assistant] well, you don't seem fine.listen,you can call it maternal instinctor whatever it is that you want to call it.but Lux,you just,you don't seem okay.


[User] well, you don't seem fine.listen,you can call it maternal instinctor whatever it is that you want to call it.but Lux,you just,you don't seem okay.

[Assistant] what I'm not okay with is you micromanaging me,you being on top of meand you reminding me every three seconds what happened.I just want to forget about it.I want everyone to forget about it.


[User] Thank you. See you Monday.

[Assistant] Hello, dear. What are you doing here, cleaning?


[User] I'm handling this.

[Assistant] I know, dear. I can hear through the vent. Have you thought about dinner? A mortar in a pizza? No pizza is not dinner. I'll fix.


[User] It's a crime of women. This country has to go through. And I'm with her one hundred percent.

[Assistant] We will never accomplish anything without sacrifice.


[User] Damn. I'm sorry. I didn't mean for to happen, but Danielle, I made a connection and sticking with her as long as it takes.

[Assistant] That's why until women have true equality. Will remain. Some of it.


[User] this is not a business deal.this dinner is a gift from you to you.you don't have to do anything in return.

[Assistant] I know I don't have to. I want toas am I gift for me to you.


[User] So I can help people.

[Assistant] Well, you all help me. I would not be a free woman if it weren't for you guys. But especially, all right, my higher power, okay? Myself, uh huh, also.


[User] Please thank my mom or we'll never get through this moment.

[Assistant] Ah, honey. No, it goes without saying, but you could say it. I would still be in jail if you hadn't been there for me when I needed you. There it is. Salads for everyone.


[User] You know, when we started today, you were all. Oh, oh, oh, you're great, Ray. Oh, oh, you're like a prow, right?

[Assistant] Yeah, well, you're not exactly the same guy I teed off with either. You went from hugging and kissing me to not wanting to have anything to do with me or my shadow.


[User] Yeah, well, you're not exactly the same guy I teed off with either. You went from hugging and kissing me to not wanting to have anything to do with me or my shadow.

[Assistant] I stopped hugging you when you started yelling. I need my space. Hi, what happened to all the boyfriend, girlfriend, Craig?


[User] Why was there supposed to pay attention to their girlfriends?

[Assistant] Yeah, well, we're married now.


[User] Yeah, well, we're married now.

[Assistant] You're still supposed to want to be with me. You're still supposed to listen to me.


[User] You're still supposed to want to be with me. You're still supposed to listen to me.

[Assistant] Oh God, look, I'm sorry that I missed a shot. But so they, they wanted to bring it up, huh? Well, with golfing, we're supposed to have fun here, you know? And, you know, I always do have fun when I come here, but not today. I want to know what's different about today.


[User] Oh God, look, I'm sorry that I missed a shot. But so they, they wanted to bring it up, huh? Well, with golfing, we're supposed to have fun here, you know? And, you know, I always do have fun when I come here, but not today. I want to know what's different about today.

[Assistant] What's different about today is that I made a big effort to do something you love so we could be together.


[User] What's different about today is that I made a big effort to do something you love so we could be together.

[Assistant] That's not why you did it. I think you did it. So it would ruin what I love. So I don't love it anymore. Right, so all I would want to do is stay home and listen to you all day. And then when you sleep, I should take out a pat and sketcher and.


[User] That's not why you did it. I think you did it. So it would ruin what I love. So I don't love it anymore. Right, so all I would want to do is stay home and listen to you all day. And then when you sleep, I should take out a pat and sketcher and.

[Assistant] Dare you say I came here to ruin golf for you?


[User] And then why to come?

[Assistant] Forget it, right? It's obvious that you don't even want me here.


[User] Forget it, right? It's obvious that you don't even want me here.

[Assistant] Um, maybe I don't, Maybe I need my space toe.


[User] wow, she looks really nice.

[Assistant] she was.I didn't know she was in the military,but it does explain those fabulous bedsheet corners.


[User] she was.I didn't know she was in the military,but it does explain those fabulous bedsheet corners.

[Assistant] wait, you didn't know your nanny was a Marine?that's too bad cause I'll be all yo other little rich kid.my nanny can stop your neck.oh, look,


[User] Then you should know that doing nothing was not an option. China is the biggest market in the world, unfortunately.

[Assistant] Unfortunately, unfortunately, no, no. Unfortunately, whoops, I identified the car fender. I built red wine on the sofa. unfortunately, is not. I ruined. Oh, hi, Sarah. How much do we own?


[User] I didn't say that it was bad. I said, you're fine. If I say that it's bad.

[Assistant] So don't give me that crap. Why didn't you just say you hate it?


[User] So don't give me that crap. Why didn't you just say you hate it?

[Assistant] Ah, look, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think this is a sandwich problem. I think somebody's letting off a little steam at me.


[User] Ah, look, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think this is a sandwich problem. I think somebody's letting off a little steam at me.

[Assistant] Well, you know what? I think I have the right to let off a little steam at you because I made some fish and you didn't want that. And then I make it this special sandwich. And now you're having a problem with that, I.


[User] Well, you know what? I think I have the right to let off a little steam at you because I made some fish and you didn't want that. And then I make it this special sandwich. And now you're having a problem with that, I.

[Assistant] I didn't say I had a problem with it. Alright, I'm just trying to be nice.


[User] When I ask you about anything happening happening. I begged you. I begged you to tell me if anything happened. and you said.

[Assistant] I said nothing because from my point of view, it was nothing. And because I didn't wanna.


[User] I said nothing because from my point of view, it was nothing. And because I didn't wanna.

[Assistant] Why would you think that that is nothing?


[User] Sarah, oh, but this is what you want, right? Please don't go having second thoughts.

[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. Second thoughts. Oh my God. This is perfect. You know, it's my fiancee's first solo art show tonight. and we're gonna be getting married soon. So this would be, you have a whole new beginning. What's the line from that movie, um? I'm going to sell this house today.


[User] Oh, come on.

[Assistant] Well, he's a great dress or a great dancer. Don't prove anything. He's the only one of your friends that never hits on me.


[User] Can't do it. I'm on my way to the lake. Finally, just get some at the grocery store.

[Assistant] I am not getting you a grocery store cake. Gloria asked me to handle this. She's going to yell at me, Jay. She can be meat in Spanish.


[User] there's no ground beneath us.

[Assistant] the casino is okay, Bill.


[User] No, no, no. I mean, for an hour, clear your head. I want to go for a ride.

[Assistant] Why would I want to go to arrive? On that. Oh no, Come on. I don't. I'm not getting on. Come on. I don't have a helmet. What a shame.


[User] We got a flight to catch. So let me help you add it. You tell me what you want to say to her, and I'll help you find a nice way to say.

[Assistant] I want to say. I can't work on the bake sale because you're a bossy control freak that looks down on my cupcakes. even though your lemon squares were buried dry out.


[User] Okay. How is this?

[Assistant] Dear, clear, I can't work the bag. So because you are a bossy control freak who looked that very funny thing. Hi, hi. what is the watch? What is, what is the email? It said that I make a comeback. I don't know how to make it come back. Now. she's going to read it, and she's gonna think it's from me.


[User] let's just not do that. let's just banter for a little while.what do you think? I needthis.I know I should have mentioned the whole pregnant pastpresident chapter of my life before the not blossom part.but you know,it's like I said,there's a lot about me you don't know

[Assistant] in the best 36 hours,you have violently attacked me with a remote,okay?you have mocked my marriage reposal.and then you have a kid that you never even mentioned justturn up out of nowhere.


[User] I'm fine.what room are we in again?

[Assistant] we are in room 208, past the saltwater pool.it says here.there is a 1 o'clock orientation in the courtyardfollowed by a Braille workshop in the ballroom.and there is nightly karaoke in the hotel. POB, howwild would it be if you and I sang and do it together, huh?


[User] Honey, we have a babysitter for two and a half hours now.

[Assistant] Now guess what? It's our turn. Okay, we're getting them back.


[User] This is South juvenile for us.

[Assistant] I'm gonna go for you. Okay, Bob, you know what, Bob? From the first time I saw you, I didn't like the looks. You okay? You little Weasley face.


[User] Yeah, Ray Baron, Robbie's brother.

[Assistant] Oh, Robert's brother. Get out. Thanks, Clarence, See at the convention.


[User] Um, hello.

[Assistant] Oh my God. That crazy sexy genius. The puppeteer has become the puppet.


[User] I'm sorry. I do not understand your insane system.

[Assistant] There's nothing insane about clockwise. You start at the bar, then go one, two, three, four.


[User] Go, go.

[Assistant] Day waiter. I think someone's calling.


[User] I didn't hear anything. What's wrong with this car? You got to break shine.

[Assistant] So how about your spikes? Hey, hey, hey.


[User] So how about your spikes? Hey, hey, hey.

[Assistant] Cramps, who can I just split a beef Wellington and clams casino? I'm wondering if you'd sponsor me for the new members thing that I, I'd like to, but they got rules about relative sponsoring new members so that.


[User] No, it will be over by then. It starts at seven.

[Assistant] They must have changed that, too. Thanks, Jay season.


[User] You don't think? I think you're attractive, right?

[Assistant] I do. I just, I never knew that you thought Robbie was more attractive. Let me take some. I grew up in Robert. Okay, I seen parts of him that aren't so pretty. I've been in the top with this guy.


[User] I do. I just, I never knew that you thought Robbie was more attractive. Let me take some. I grew up in Robert. Okay, I seen parts of him that aren't so pretty. I've been in the top with this guy.

[Assistant] Funny Sim, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were so sensitive about your.


[User] I'm not marrying you.

[Assistant] Ok, Ok. One step at a time. We'll put you on vitamins and a healthy diet. It will be eating for one now. Score lollipops.


[User] They were the best band available available.

[Assistant] It's gonna be the worst winning ever.


[User] You mean the worst wedding ever planned it away?

[Assistant] You know, the worst wedding ever. Besides speaking multiple languages, you don't, by any chance, play a musical instrument.


[User] You know, the worst wedding ever. Besides speaking multiple languages, you don't, by any chance, play a musical instrument.

[Assistant] I took harp lessons when I was a kid, but I gave it up. My dad was pretty disappointed. Come to think of it. He was pretty disappointed by everything I did.


[User] He sounds familiar, familiar.

[Assistant] So the band.


[User] We need, we need a way.

[Assistant] I'd be kidding. up a mini Pam, yeah. You say miniman. I hear vagina. That's what I hear. Okay, okay.


[User] I'm sorry. Did you say you went on a motorcycle rhyme? I'm sorry, Rebecca, have you met my mother? Who wouldn't let me within one hundred yards of a motorcycle right now? You're on some hog with a diamond.

[Assistant] I was on a motorcycle. What are you talking about you?


[User] you're marrying him

[Assistant] over heaven's sake, Nikki, it's not a real marriage.it's not even close to a real marriage. just for the baby.if I marry Goren, he won't get deportedso Ana can stay in the country. and so old a baby,


[User] over heaven's sake, Nikki, it's not a real marriage.it's not even close to a real marriage. just for the baby.if I marry Goren, he won't get deportedso Ana can stay in the country. and so old a baby,

[Assistant] everyone wins. who cares about the baby?loose women having babies, old women having babies,babies, babies, babies. I'm sick of it. I don't wanna hear it.


[User] I'm calling Bill.

[Assistant] don't you dare.Nicki, you put that phone down right now.I will slap it out of your hand.


[User] this is about protecting your business.Mary and Gourn will give you a nicelegal document proving you're married to someone elseso when Bill's electedand we all declare that we're plague amiss,you don't have to.

[Assistant] that is not true. I'm doing this for all of us.have you seen the size of that new house?who do you think is supposed to fill it?Barb obviously can't. you won't. just what am I supposed to do?


[User] You have.

[Assistant] Get off if you tell anybody about this, I will kill you. Do understand. I will kill you wrong. What do you think is wrong? Your hattie's boyfriend?


[User] I'm not Hetty's boyfriend, she.

[Assistant] Matter, it doesn't matter. I'm more cousin. I can't really do it.


[User] Basically, every kid in the class wants wants smiling.

[Assistant] Okay, who's gotta we see on Miss Thunders, but?


[User] Okay, the only reason I'm not screaming back at you right now is because I know how upset you are.

[Assistant] Why am I the only one who's upset? Why aren't you freaking out?


[User] Just so we are clear I am done disciplining brand. And if this is the way it's going to be from now on, I'm just going to be good time stepmom from now on. You want some candy brand and sure, help yourself with some cigarettes. Smoke it up. Lung cancer be damned. What some booze. No, how about some heroin?

[Assistant] Oh, wow. Point taken. Please put down the knife. You're scaring me, Lena. Come on, love. What was I supposed to do? Mike is Brandon's father, and this was a big decision. and we didn't include him in it. Can you imagine how you would feel if something like this happened with Marianna is not the same thing?


[User] Parental decisions were being made without me. Yes, yes, yes. I get that. But in what world is it okay for you to take my side in front of me?

[Assistant] I didn't take his side. Lena, I simply said, you humiliated me in front of. I'm sorry. It is not what I meant to do, but you asked, what was I supposed to say? You lie down.


[User] But all the acronym, Mom and Daddy's regional cabinet song. I'm going to look.

[Assistant] Brick house. I got that a bit. Billy, you promised me how? How did you even sell all that? Since the last time we talked?


[User] it's just casual.

[Assistant] please inform your face because she is in love.oh, and just, you know,


[User] and having free can't make it all way between us.thank you.

[Assistant] what if he feels the same way?


[User] what if he feels the same way?

[Assistant] it's calm.he cock him it to a toothbrush. anyway,you're the onedoingovertime with your boss.


[User] Last week I sent you for a simple garden hose. You came home with that tiny thing. It's totally useless.

[Assistant] What, that's a good hose.


[User] What, that's a good hose.

[Assistant] Stay long, but water doesn't even reach the plants.


[User] Stay long, but water doesn't even reach the plants.

[Assistant] You squirt it over there. You use your thumb. That's what people do.


[User] You squirt it over there. You use your thumb. That's what people do.

[Assistant] Well, just so you know, that hose is going back, huh?


[User] Well, just so you know, that hose is going back, huh?

[Assistant] Oh, that's it right there.


[User] Possible that you might be not wrong.

[Assistant] So I was right. Oh, it's like a hot fudge Sunday from a soul.


[User] So I was right. Oh, it's like a hot fudge Sunday from a soul.

[Assistant] It doesn't change the fact that when I was a kid, you always made me feel like the annoying tag long little sister that nobody wanted.


[User] I'd be a good point.I didn't have thisfrom one badass to another.never leave valuable stuff in herand that doesn't have a door.you know, maybe for Christmasshe should ask for a shower curtain with a lock.exchange for,in exchange for

[Assistant] nothing. okay. look, we took that at some school thing. big deal.


[User] Well, then, don't be honest with them.

[Assistant] Okay, I will.


[User] Volume that it brought tears to the princess's eyes. Cool. Oh.

[Assistant] And look, enchanted chickens from a magic portal. I got it. It's in your refineries.  What's on my dance floor? Uh, well. It's, you know?


[User] Some free range babies and.

[Assistant] Couple sock puppets.


[User] He told me that.

[Assistant] Well, not anymore. Now I see you're a troublemaker. I'm a troublemaker too. Oh yeah.


[User] During the war, I found this freak show in Korea where the stars.

[Assistant] Whoa, whoa, whoa. what are you?


[User] I am. We're just friends. It's really sweet.

[Assistant] Whatever you say. And so let's talk a little bit about the Cd, be here now.


[User] Yeah, even on a chip. I know it's good.

[Assistant] Good. It's genius. And the woman in the supermarket was giving it away. No charge.


[User] Uh, it's be right back back.

[Assistant] And then here's the biggest insult. Love you. just just you, the letter, you not the whole word, Just the letter. I gave birth to you. Don't I deserve that? Y and the O?


[User] What's going on? You're very sensitive about the.

[Assistant] Often course psycho psycho psychos.


[User] everybody's against you, right?I was trying to help.

[Assistant] no, you weren't.you were doing what you wanted.you put me close to Roman for your own interests,and I went along with itcause I thought I should want the same things you do.but I don't.and I don't really care what Romandoes or doesn't do on the UEB.I just want to live peacefully with Wanda.


[User] So senseless.

[Assistant] We could just. I don't know. Hop on a plane, Go over there and just do something.


[User] Your numbers are steady against milio. Your speech is amazing. We're golden. Thanks, team.

[Assistant] I couldn't have done it without you, Ok? campaign time is over now. It's sleep over time and. So Joy Feldstein's van Mitzvah is coming up. Are we wearing converse or heels? I think Converse. I don't want to trip in case Jerry asked me to be his first dance. Did you see what he commented on? Your alphabet is so insane.


[User] I couldn't have done it without you, Ok? campaign time is over now. It's sleep over time and. So Joy Feldstein's van Mitzvah is coming up. Are we wearing converse or heels? I think Converse. I don't want to trip in case Jerry asked me to be his first dance. Did you see what he commented on? Your alphabet is so insane.

[Assistant] L O L, why would he say L o L if he wasn't into you? Let's do sneakers so that I won't be taller than Claude. It'll make it easier for us to kiss. Again, what? Oh my God, else.


[User] L O L, why would he say L o L if he wasn't into you? Let's do sneakers so that I won't be taller than Claude. It'll make it easier for us to kiss. Again, what? Oh my God, else.

[Assistant] You're the first one of us to kiss.


[User] There are too many variables.

[Assistant] You just said there was risk involved. This is a partnership. I'm doing my part. You need to do yours, Mick.


[User] we are leaving, Margie.I don't trust bar, but I don't want any trouble.

[Assistant] but I have a solution for all of us,for you and Goran, for Barb, even if she doesn't know


[User] Oh, use and like you're upset.

[Assistant] I'm upset. My daughter's with her supposedly perfect friend who got so drunk she can't drive her home. So now I have to go find them at some party across the bay.


[User] Yeah, she's seventeen. She has her own life. I think she's just look at things. You've been little chaotic her.

[Assistant] We need a family night. This family is completely disconnected. We're never home at the same time. And when we are, we're in different rooms and it's crazy. We need a family. Fun night.


[User] Well, I assumed you knew that my parents were part of the family.

[Assistant] Ok, yes, I knew, but, but you had to know that my mom would go all dog day, afternoon on us.


[User] Rochelle, it's me. Listen, I won't be home for dinner tonight. I have to take a passenger to base.

[Assistant] Julius, are you crazy? What about your regular?


[User] And I'll be back by the end of the week.

[Assistant] Julius, you are not. I have to bake it.


[User] I'm sorry.

[Assistant] He's horrible. and he expects me to be grateful because he told me when he didn't have to.


[User] I know. And just because he was on vacation, that is no excuse.

[Assistant] Vacation. He took Joanne on vacation.


[User] I'm sorry about that, that.

[Assistant] Son of a bit looked me in the eye earlier tonight and promised me that he would use a condo. What are you? Apparently he was lying to me because he knocked up our daughter.


[User] Not fair. You know what, honey? You can do anything. He didn't.

[Assistant] Why can't anything go right? Why can't a single thing go go right around me? Why do I have to deal?


[User] Calm down, calm down, everything, everything is.

[Assistant] How can I calm down? our sixteen year old daughter?


[User] All right, dad, look, I don't want to hear this.

[Assistant] Hey, Dudley, do right, wake up. This is the way the world works. It's built into the insurance system.


[User] Honey, just let them be. He's been through a lot today.

[Assistant] That's all fair, no matter what. The Mattis. Backs. Do you understand what happened today?


[User] Is that why you're all dressed up?

[Assistant] Yeah, but it's no big deal.


[User] It's starting. Hide the bananas. Seriously?

[Assistant] The Kepler award. Is this where you're going? Because it looks like it's a big deal.


[User] Well, I love a good reception. What time are we expected?

[Assistant] I don't think I'm allowed to bring guests.


[User] Does your family is welcome? I didn't know. So he says your walkins encouraged.

[Assistant] But an informative player.


[User] we twiddle things about a bit. have you tried the jam?

[Assistant] if we ask the clients for a small feewhen an animal is booked in just to secure the appointment,we wouldn't be asking them to pay more,just pay better and preferably in cash.if you want an efficient system,you must be prepared to accept change it asnothing to be afraid of.after all,you cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs.


[User] They're gonna show them fingers.

[Assistant] Three words. No talking, nothing. Is it a movie? It's an interviewviro book or a T V show.


[User] But that's not the point. The point is he barricaded himself down there, looking like some kind of mountain man. When they finally pulled them out and put them in the mental hospital, Well, that's when the really crazy stuff began.

[Assistant] He stop. It always seemed a little too good to be true. But I didn't care. I was just so happy to meet someone whose city wouldn't mind having children's.


[User] Oh, so now I'm just a loser who can't buy my own house or at bacon's way in the world. So I'll just move back with mommy and.

[Assistant] Look, I'm just trying to think of what is best for my.


[User] No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. You were right the first time.

[Assistant] Maybe I was. But, um, the business loan that we applied for fell through. So this is it. This is the end of the line, no.


[User] You mean I was? And what I can't even, I can't even visit you.

[Assistant] No, not. I mean, not at first. anyway, it's what would you just look at yourself for a second? You're charming. You're handsome. You are so true to who you are and who you are is an amazing, strong.


[User] If you're trying to make me feel bad about not being as good a liar as you, what are you doing?

[Assistant] A hat rack fell through the window. Remember one, two.


[User] Who, who's that girl? right there?

[Assistant] That's Gabby. She's a friend of mine. We're gonna pick him up. So, hey, you can just go about.


[User] Just listen. So just like if she doesn't move her leg, then she's probably into it, okay? So phase two is, you know, you're sitting next to her and you just kind of wanna. Give her look. No, and you just kind of keep her eye contact. And if she doesn't look away.

[Assistant] No amazement. I can't. Come on.


[User] I told my caseworker, I'm not,

[Assistant] you can't go that far.we've never been that far.


[User] got two days.

[Assistant] well, you have to get out of it.we have to find someone else.


[User] If you tell me you're going to get too high every night to perform.

[Assistant] I forgot a lyric that happens when I'm sober too, and I barely felt anything from those pills. I have to stop. People bring his aspirin. Oh, yeah.


[User] he's just trying to protect his business.

[Assistant] this is the person you want to be.a woman who takes off her beliefs the minute they ask her to.


[User] this is the person you want to be.a woman who takes off her beliefs the minute they ask her to.

[Assistant] about me or make believesexplode at the smallest thing. hey,


[User] Who was given the tips?

[Assistant] I don't know, but he's good. Dog hasn't lost a bit yet.


[User] And don't tell a real shit.

[Assistant] Oh no, wait a minute. Now, I'm not comfortable with that. I can't lie to my friend. You told her that perms look good.


[User] I tell her when I went.

[Assistant] Alright, now you better tell her I'll have to. Meanwhile, back at my front doorstep.


[User] What do I mean? I'm not sure. Have you ever seen an oven before?

[Assistant] I hadn't turned that particular one on, but this works just like a charm. And, you know, I thought I'd try something. Try something new, cheers.


[User] Yeah, but, you know, she likes mom.

[Assistant] I look, I'm just, I'm mixing it up. I'm picking my spots. I'm keeping it fresh.


[User] Yeah, I think being sick that Thanksgiving, I was too scared to corn in front of her.

[Assistant] Of course, you were the only word she said to me that entire year. was u anyway. Lily wants to impress these older girls, so I set up a full service salon to do makeover.


[User] Oh no, you don't. How do you know this is your mother's?

[Assistant] Her fault, she so. Why is she doing this? I mean. My parents being together. I mean, I have counted on that my whole life through school and college and then struggling after college. And, you know, when I didn't know what I was doing or where I was going, at least I had a. Their marriage was like a rock. The one solid rock for me.


[User] Do you do this to me?

[Assistant] Look, this should not be about assigning blame. But it's all your grandpa. Danny's fault. And we just moved in here.


[User] I say Halloween night, we turned off all the lights and check into a cheap motel.

[Assistant] Do not despair. I'm in charge now. And since I am the queen of Halloween. I'm going to throw a spooky party for you and your friends.


[User] you know what?looks a lot is going on and I do not need to addworrying about where you are to my listthat aim under so much stress.

[Assistant] oh, really? wait, let me, let me guess. you, um,you ate some popping anta bread. oh, no, wait.I know you ran out of things that compulsively baby proof.right?come on, Kate.what is, what is so stressful that's going on in your life.


[User] what you're walking away now

[Assistant] because I don't want to fight with you.you know what?all I wantis for you to talk to meso I don't have to find out what is going on with youfrom the police showing up on my doorstepor calling to the schoolto know that you weren't there all day.I just want to know the truth.


[User] because I don't want to fight with you.you know what?all I wantis for you to talk to meso I don't have to find out what is going on with youfrom the police showing up on my doorstepor calling to the schoolto know that you weren't there all day.I just want to know the truth.

[Assistant] no, you don't.why do you think that I've been lying?I have tried to tell you, but you don't listen.I'm not normal.


[User] yes,you are.

[Assistant] no,it is not normal that my first kiss was with a middle agedman.it isnot normal that I'm 16 and Ihave already been proposed to.it is not normal that I stuck around with my teacherbecause clearly enough,he made me feel more normal than anyone elsethat I tried to warn youbefore you adopted me and you wouldn'tyou wouldn't listenand now you were stuck with me.


[User] no,it is not normal that my first kiss was with a middle agedman.it isnot normal that I'm 16 and Ihave already been proposed to.it is not normal that I stuck around with my teacherbecause clearly enough,he made me feel more normal than anyone elsethat I tried to warn youbefore you adopted me and you wouldn'tyou wouldn't listenand now you were stuck with me.

[Assistant] nolooks. I am not stuck with you.I and I get


[User] nolooks. I am not stuck with you.I and I get

[Assistant] how how can you get it,Kate? you don't know what it's like to feel sobroken inside that no matter what you do,no matter what anyone else does itit can't be fixed.


[User] A salesman salesman.

[Assistant] Where are you guys? I've been calling you.


[User] Where are you guys? I've been calling you.

[Assistant] A real pair. Real pair.


[User] Going to figure out how to get this security thing off.

[Assistant] What else? Very beautiful panda pool. Bear boy. you are. Oh, look. We still got a little diving skin. Do we get uncircumcised?


[User] No, but thanks for bringing up that possibility.

[Assistant] And what is it?


[User] And what is it?

[Assistant] I don't know my noises, The dark things in the closet that just. Sometimes it creeps me out, your Raymond.


[User] Why it's alone? We get paid back.

[Assistant] By whom? Tommy? I'm sorry, Kevin, but I've worked hard so we can set aside some savings. not so I can become another victim in your brother's midlife Christ.


[User] By whom? Tommy? I'm sorry, Kevin, but I've worked hard so we can set aside some savings. not so I can become another victim in your brother's midlife Christ.

[Assistant] What am I supposed to do? Watch Julia and Elizabeth get evicted? They might have to go back to female.


[User] Well, if you know that, then why are you here? Yelli like are in the band.

[Assistant] Bob, not my family.


[User] yeah, hard pass,Max.there's not a single essential meeting on that entire list.they're all justarbitrary. and I'm not wasting any more time on arbitrary.

[Assistant] well,well, now that you've cleared your entire schedule,what do you intend to do? I don't know.


[User] That is impossible. My dad is the happiest guy on earth. It probably just sounded like he was crying. Have you heard the noisy mix when it gets out of a chair?

[Assistant] Now I know what I heard. I think this has something to do with your mom. Yeah, yeah. He came here alone. Think about it.


[User] No. Now, if something was wrong, my dad was telling me about it.

[Assistant] No, Phil, he wouldn't, because you guys never actually talk about anything.


[User] When you got index cards, listen, your chattiness is gumming up the works here. You're not here to socialize, so just get him in, get him out.

[Assistant] Are you asking me not to talk to people? because that is what I do. And Phil don't seem to have a problem with it.


[User] I know this. And that's what I'm doing, fifty days or fifty dollars.

[Assistant] On judge. I, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. I, I, I promise you, I wasn't speeding.


[User] On judge. I, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. I, I, I promise you, I wasn't speeding.

[Assistant] Ma'am, everyone who came in here today said the same thing, whether they will go on thirty two and a twenty five or thirty seven and a thirty or sixty two and a fifty five. I wasn't guilty. I didn't see the time I was locked up. I didn't see the time I. I didn't do nothing wrong.


[User] Ma'am, everyone who came in here today said the same thing, whether they will go on thirty two and a twenty five or thirty seven and a thirty or sixty two and a fifty five. I wasn't guilty. I didn't see the time I was locked up. I didn't see the time I. I didn't do nothing wrong.

[Assistant] It just hit us now. like, wait a minute, Did did it ever occur to you that everybody that came in here today, just so happened to be going seven miles exactly over the speed limit. not two, not ten, not twelve, but one, two, three, five, six, seven. Seven, everybody.


[User] Go, yeah, I'm laughing already.

[Assistant] Hey, Jimmy comes home today, right?


[User] Yeah, but the magazine already has another out of town assignment lined up for.

[Assistant] That's great. He's working. I mean, how dare they employ him, but? Wait, which team am I rooting for?


[User] Couch should be facing the window. What do you think?

[Assistant] I really don't like facing the window, you know, snipers. And I'm going to be hard to see the Tv.


[User] Oh, we're keeping the Tv in the living room.

[Assistant] No, no. That's just where I set it down. And plugged it in. Then hooked up the cable.


[User] No, nothing, curtains. You want curtains?

[Assistant] But don't you want curtain? I want you to want to have curtains. And aren't they going to be our curtains? After we. You know?


[User] Honey, you didn't.

[Assistant] I made a souffle. I'm a souffle maker. I did it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh my, oh my God, Mom, mom. Something is happening. Something very weird is is happening, is dying.


[User] Oh no, it's melting.

[Assistant] What is it? Okay, okay, okay, that's fine. But how do I make it stop? I'm sorry.


[User] good.I've just been thinking a lot about your decision.

[Assistant] oh, Randall, come on,sweetheart. I thought we had put that to bed.I told you I have no interest in being away from the family.okay.Irespect the fact that you're passionate about it,but I really don't want to talk about the clinical trialanymore.


[User] Oh my God, this isn't our car. This isn't our Prius that he must have given us the wrong one at the valet. That's why the Bluetooth isn't working.

[Assistant] We sold a car. Are you serious? What's happening? Oh, we sold the car. We got to go.


[User] Did not steal a car cam. It was given to us.

[Assistant] Are you giving me attitude? You're the one that stole a car.


[User] Are you giving me attitude? You're the one that stole a car.

[Assistant] How is this a stolen car?


[User] How is this a stolen car?

[Assistant] Wow, I don't know. I'm confused. You have an aspirin?


[User] Wow, I don't know. I'm confused. You have an aspirin?

[Assistant] This isn't my car.


[User] why do you hate me so much?

[Assistant] because you're weak and I don't trust you with my teachers.you don't deserve to be their principle,just like you didn't deserve to be captain of the glee club.


[User] because you're weak and I don't trust you with my teachers.you don't deserve to be their principle,just like you didn't deserve to be captain of the glee club.

[Assistant] okay, Kim,that was 25 years ago. I don't care. you gotta let it go. no,


[User] okay, Kim,that was 25 years ago. I don't care. you gotta let it go. no,

[Assistant] Mr K. felt sorry for you.everybody knows it should have been me.I see you for what you really are, Derby.you're no leader of men.you're nothing but a cutie petudi.


[User] don't even know what divorce entails. oh,

[Assistant] yes, I do.I got a book with forms to fill out.


[User] yes, I do.I got a book with forms to fill out.

[Assistant] listen to me. you're acting crazy.you're acting completely irrational.


[User] Caroline, welcome.how was it going in the office? so far

[Assistant] so great. and so not what I came to work in.I'm usually weighing Chanel, not Lichian.that's dog. and French. oh, cause it's dark in English.


[User] well, it is lovely to see both of your faces.thus we start with the basics.no, no, no. you in the back.

[Assistant] juice miss.care for a juice from someone who scored 1560 on our SA tees.you could score more than 500.why the hell are you wearing that?I didn't think your chest could get any sadder.it's Phoebe's Max.taking juice orders is not what I came here to do.I hear you. all of the Ruby red.


[User] We gotta have a plan here. Okay, how are we going to control these?

[Assistant] What are you asking me for?


[User] What are you asking me for?

[Assistant] Because it's got to be you. I can't even put their Pjs on. You think I'm going to be able to take away their beer and their cigarettes?


[User] Yesterday, Ali asked me if she could buy a mini skirt.

[Assistant] Oh crap.


[User] If you work the truck with me, you'd see what kind of pressure I'm under.

[Assistant] Okay, I will, but only if you come and see what I'm dealing with in the hospital, then you'll see how ridiculous this conversation.


[User] Trackers.

[Assistant] That's good. Robby, good. He's accusing you.


[User] I am ignoring her now.

[Assistant] Please, Raymond, go in and talk to Deborah. I'm missing my.


[User] Rapid car. They're supposed like jock straps and ferritos.

[Assistant] I'm sorry that you're upset. Whoa, sorry, whoa, Max, I know you're upset, but you didn't finish your homework.


[User] I'm sorry that you're upset. Whoa, sorry, whoa, Max, I know you're upset, but you didn't finish your homework.

[Assistant] His studio doesn't matter because the average assignment is twentyfive war problems. But today, mister Walpart, who is a balding act.


[User] Problems, which is ten too many. And so we could not finish them in time.

[Assistant] And I don't take a breath.


[User] And I don't take a breath.

[Assistant] Out that norm out of Crest line station or as you do your home.


[User] Out that norm out of Crest line station or as you do your home.

[Assistant] The others like learning, but. I am so sorry.


[User] The kids, that's more yelling.

[Assistant] Yesterday, that's how I get to be alone. You could take them to the park for an afternoon once in a while.


[User] Yesterday, that's how I get to be alone. You could take them to the park for an afternoon once in a while.

[Assistant] A whole afternoon.


[User] You told him to go away.

[Assistant] Yes, I sent him away. Sarah, how can you even consider selling the place to someone who just wants to tear it down?


[User] Because he made the best offer.

[Assistant] But Sarah, this building is the only thing left to show that we were ever here, that the company even existed. How can you sell it to someone who just wants to scrape it off the face of the earth?


[User] Did you even try to find someone else?

[Assistant] What do you think? Of course I did, Mom. We are damn lucky. We found this guy.


[User] What do you think? Of course I did, Mom. We are damn lucky. We found this guy.

[Assistant] There has to be someone. It's a building.


[User] There has to be someone. It's a building.

[Assistant] For God's sake, well, it might hold some sentimental value for us. I can't let that keep us from making the right deal.


[User] Yeah, well, I didn't want to bother you.

[Assistant] Bother me. I'm your wife. I mean, I think if you have big news, like you're going to write a book, you tell me first, don't go telling some other woman just because she goes to the library for you.


[User] Well, actually, I'm more upset and surprised that Deborah seemed so upset.

[Assistant] Well, I must say I, I completely understand, Deborah here. I mean, I, I was brought up to consider it a send to you. And here you watch talking about it so casually. How long have you and Warren been separated?


[User] Okay, don't warm the fudge.

[Assistant] I'm going to make this simple. I'm leaving now. You're going to be on your own. And just remember, Frank, the supermarket can be a very lonely place. There isn't always going to be some laid out of plastic donkey to make you feel better and. You know, you don't even realize how much you need, Marie.


[User] Because I don't.

[Assistant] Don't you see? you've got the perfect marriage. You need fudge. and she needs to warm it up for you, but.


[User] Well, if that's true, why doesn't she just come back over here?

[Assistant] Maybe she's tired, Frank. I mean, I've only been here for three hours and I need a nap and.


[User] So do you need?

[Assistant] Oh, yes. I was wondering if you have any nasal spray, I think. Practiced. Oh. What's this?


[User] Not a problem. My team set this week. I am completely on board your mother's horse and buggy to yesterday. For the next week, I may as well be Amish, Jebediah Dunfee Raisin bars, witnesses and murders making electric fireplace hearts.

[Assistant] This is just so unfair.


[User] Until this year, which is why Gloria is upset.

[Assistant] Right, I let the sash go to my head. I never should have brought it.


[User] This grants is great.

[Assistant] Yeah, the pie chart is glorious. Big whoop. All those board members saw was just this, this housewife standing there with no experience they had. They had no written all over their foreheads and.


[User] no idea.Philadelphia. oh, damn it. I almost said that. it's right there.Philadelphia makes cheese steaks. the Constitution is cheesy.why do I doubt myself?

[Assistant] how much further?I thought Rhode Island was supposed to be a tiny state.when are we stopping?well,


[User] there's no hope for me. I have to piece so badly. I'm going in

[Assistant] leave the Twizzlers here. study.


[User] leave the Twizzlers here. study.

[Assistant] oh, my God.you know, the toilet isn't just there as a suggestion.


[User] Feel a little better.

[Assistant] Fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty nine, sixty, sixty one, sixty two. Oh, man, almost.


[User] Don't you get it? You Long Island suburban automaton. You can't hear the truth of your lawnmower, man and.

[Assistant] Oh, wait, this is Russell. Do you have a daughter?


[User] I have a snake.

[Assistant] All right, well, then, you know what I'm talking about. I agree with you, Russ. So, look, I hate this hecky doom thing. And I hated the last thing. And you know what? I'm going to hate the next thing too. But but but when your daughter or your reptile looks up at you. With with those eyes. What, how are you going to say no?


[User] yes and

[Assistant] no. and just thatI've been so bad.


[User] I o 90.we needed a new bedroom when your father took round.I put it on my discover.we all owe up to our next.we all spend like there was no tomorrow,which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions.but your father's revelations have been alittle bit off the march latelyand we're still here.sosee,under the circumstances, it's excusable.

[Assistant] well, knock down here. it isn't here. it's a really big deal.Bill finds out, he'll kick me out.I know he will. and why shouldn't he?


[User] Checking my ex husband into rehab.

[Assistant] Now you're back in the East Bank. You're ready to pick up where you left off.


[User] They called you, didn't they?

[Assistant] I know. That's the amazing thing. All I did was send my work and they called.


[User] Kind of guy walks around his own goat food.

[Assistant] A guy who's prepared. I happen to have it left over from last time and there's plenty if you want to go with us.


[User] Is this about who's driving?

[Assistant] No, but why should I have to explain myself? Ok, I, as the father think that it's in their best interest to go to the stinking zoo with me today. Okay, you can have the day off.


[User] no, Marlene,we're not gonna die today. not on my watch in the situation.

[Assistant] what do you know? you're a doctor. you believe in science.that's the known.


[User] But it's out of hair. Honey will have to sprint from one end of the airport to the other.

[Assistant] It will all be worth it when we wake up on December, twenty seventh in Bermuda, where the forecast predicts hot fog.


[User] There's no changes. The terms were very clear. It was part of a promotion for a new website called Ticket Stock Plane. Oh, yeah. I have a showing right down the street, okay?

[Assistant] Wait, hang on, don't leave. Don't leave. What is economy minus?


[User] I don't know, A couple minutes, like I got to do.

[Assistant] Can't take that warrant anymore. Send your win back.


[User] The school be nice.

[Assistant] He's even got one that holds booze in it, surprise.


[User] everyone keep piping new cakes.keep pipingmax. v v. you need to pipe that more.

[Assistant] that's funny. x.my high school guidance counselor told me I need to pipe wayless.


[User] max, you have falling behind today. why is udique

[Assistant] in my pants where it always is?all you mean deek? he's got the flu.it's everywhere. no one can shake it. it's like Taylor Slift.


[User] in my pants where it always is?all you mean deek? he's got the flu.it's everywhere. no one can shake it. it's like Taylor Slift.

[Assistant] yeah, we're Pitbull.okay, everyone, that's time.I will see you all tomorrow on rock class of washer.


[User] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, but, uh. You know, a funny thing is actually like this work.

[Assistant] That's what's great. That's great. I got a software consulting from over and casino. Oh, great, great. Yeah, yeah, it is good. I got a wife, you know, three kids basically turning to my father.


[User] My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him, being disciplined by someone else outside. the family scared him into stopping, but.

[Assistant] Idiots, what I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child. She's already prone to flashbacks. If you know what I mean and.


[User] Well, problem solved.

[Assistant] I know you're being sarcastic, but you don't know that it's not. Oh, honey.


[User] Cam, you're not doing her any favors by being soft.

[Assistant] Oh, well, then why don't you just skip the pepper? I'll get suppliers and we'll pull her teeth.


[User] Complete, relax. It's a seasoning.

[Assistant] Okay, well then why don't you try some? pop it? No, try a little pop. No, try a little bit. Stop, don't you stop? No, sorry. Put some in there. Now you beat me, hmm?


[User] Of course I do. All right, what, what are you going to do? Do you want me to deal with?

[Assistant] No, I just won him out of my life.


[User] you never.alright,

[Assistant] think so.I got someone carried away where there's not getting there.I forgot to jet me dates. oh, far. no far. it's early days.are you happy?


[User] Can you just send me her chart?

[Assistant] Charles in New Orleans are working this Instagram. Your job now is to be a teenage girl on vacation, You know, put beads in your hair, take Polaroids of your feet in the sand. Pretend you're drunk on a surely temple. Or are you always Jonas? Brother? Would most support your dreams of opening a cupcake shop?


[User] No, no, I'm just.

[Assistant] I can see. Get hard. Is it really worth it? Oh my gosh, You are so beautiful. And why do you need to do all of this? You know, you spend hours and hours on it and you're, you're just, you're just damaging your hair. Love Lonnie and I miss your old hair.


[User] What the pizzas for?

[Assistant] See, here's the funny thing.


[User] She said she was calling just to check in on me. But I think that there's something.

[Assistant] Um, Brandon, you seriously crashed just as this bachelorette party to tell.


[User] I know what the shell is like, but my gut tells one kite.

[Assistant] You can give me one night. I sit inside your anxiety every damn minute of every damn day, which scares me.


[User] I didn't realize that it was so difficult being married to me, hey.

[Assistant] It's not always a party husband.


[User] It's not always a party husband.

[Assistant] Well, I'll tell you something why I may lead with my heart, but at least I've got.


[User] Well, I'll tell you something why I may lead with my heart, but at least I've got.

[Assistant] What, no, what? say it? You're going to say? I'm heartless.


[User] So because you said I was detached. You said I was the head. And are you trying to say I'm Heartland? Because I just want a break. From all this.

[Assistant] From all of this. You know what, Beth? You're right. The way that you're reacting to everything that's happened is perfectly normal. You are all hot. I should have kept this a deja free zone as you. So heartwarmingly called it. It is what it is. Go on, right? Screw you.


[User] I can't. Should be honest. I look right. If you saw someone pretty.

[Assistant] So you could tell me I saw it, nothing.


[User] So you could tell me I saw it, nothing.

[Assistant] Wow, she must be beautiful.


[User] She look, she's Nemo's niece. How beautiful can she be? You've seen Nemo. All right. look, some men might find her attractive. Nothing like you so. You guys. Which means that you are the more attractive one. I I have the right to an attorney.

[Assistant] Okay, so she's beautiful. That's all I wanted to know.


[User] this is a complicated job and I will have a lot to learn.but I can promise you this,I will never let them take 8 of your bus stops justbecause they leave you with three.I will fight side by side with you for better schools,fair housing and for more jobs.

[Assistant] I will fight to make sure


[User] I will fight to make sure

[Assistant] that your snow gets cloud in the winter.and if it doesn't, I will do more than just look into it.I swear to God that I will show upand I will shovel it with you.


[User] that your snow gets cloud in the winter.and if it doesn't, I will do more than just look into it.I swear to God that I will show upand I will shovel it with you.

[Assistant] take a chance on me.take a chance on the man with the jubble.take a chance.take a chance. take a chance. take a chance.


[User] No, no, he's not being named just doing his job.

[Assistant] You know what? Excuse me, ladies, Screw your rules. You know, you know, the ironic part of this? If I had my Id on me issued by the state of California, it would be a fake.


[User] And of course, because it would say.

[Assistant] That my name is Sarah Walker, which it's really not. I mean, you need, that may not be who I am.


[User] Yeah, how can I relax? How can I relax when everywhere I go in this whole world, everybody wants me to move to the point.

[Assistant] Nobody wants you to prove who you are. You know who you are. No, I don't, I.


[User] Nobody wants you to prove who you are. You know who you are. No, I don't, I.

[Assistant] That's the whole point. I have no idea who I am. Do not just like to wake up one morning and realize that your entire life is built on a lie. I think Dad knew that I wasn't in it.


[User] does that thing still work

[Assistant] like the X R 180? oh, yeah,but I like to keep it nice and shiny just in case.


[User] no, no.I'd like to find you a new job, a job that makes you feelneeded again. would you be interested?

[Assistant] it's like you can see right through me.it's an extra


[User] You told me that you were going to stay and watch the.

[Assistant] I know, I know, but, but what?


[User] Right off.

[Assistant] So your folks are not coming over on Sunday. That is my birthday. and I should be allowed one day of peace without them. And you know what? I want you to call them and tell them that that's what we want because they need to get the message that we have our own lives. and we're entitled to a little privacy.


[User] Syrup. Malady. And when you're beautiful, you're gifted. But are you got this thing with? You need a relationship. Always need something to fill whatever's going on inside of you. That's not good enough. Mean this guy is a son of a bit.

[Assistant] He was the love of my life. Okay, but he's sick now. And I know that now.


[User] Oh, that's like asking how many rocks are there?

[Assistant] Would you like it if I marched over there right now and told your parents all the things that I didn't like about them?


[User] Grace, I'll get the video camera.

[Assistant] Narrow minded, intrusive, completely insensitive, oblivious and cheap.


[User] Okay, now let's do my mother.

[Assistant] I am serious, Ray. No, except, you know, I would never say anything because the closeness of this family is very important to me.


[User] You're right, deed. I should go on a few dates, do a little window shopping.

[Assistant] No, that's not what I was saying.


[User] Not necessarily buying, but browsing. That is great idea.

[Assistant] Again, not what I was saying.


[User] are you unhappy?

[Assistant] no, I just,I,it's just so hard having to be so cautious about everythingand everybody all the time.I'm not used to, and she and I hit it off.and you have no idea how much of my day I spent alone.


[User] Yeah, hey, Bob, it's Phil. Remove the contingencies. Us do this. Is that a fact? Thanks for letting me know. Gilthorpe made a backup offer. He was just trying to scare me away.

[Assistant] Oh, I am so proud of you. Wow, looks like the both of us had a little crisis of confidence today. In that cooking class, yes, well, Chef Dumont had the audacity to tell me that I can't cook. Luckily, this one was there to straighten him out. I'm going to make you a celebratory dinner. I think I've got most of the ingredients.


[User] I know, honey, but listen, Justin and Rebecca broke up. and that's what people do when they break up. They eat a lot. Cooper, why are you not dressed?

[Assistant] Because I can't find my sweatshirt. and Uncle Tommy is talking about bathroom.


[User] Are you trying to get out of it?

[Assistant] No, no, I just have you really been going to grad school for five years, oh.


[User] So, so we could keep playing the game. It's all this great game.

[Assistant] She's going to take it seriously. How can you just make such a decision by yourself?


[User] She's one of us. She seems to be, as in the dark as we.

[Assistant] I refuse to believe that someone powerfuls behind this cover up the plane. The voice is all of it. Makes perfect sense that they'd keep a passenger who's an expert in this stuff involved from the start.


[User] Looking foolish.

[Assistant] Okay, see, all these bad thoughts are holding you back. So how do we get rid of these bad thoughts?


[User] Thank you.

[Assistant] Hey, mom, guess what? Griffin invited us all over to his house for a pool party and barbecue tonight.


[User] You need to get the car park and go to school when you need to go.

[Assistant] Right here, right here, Little dude, this must stop. Thanks little, dude.


[User] Ah, Kim Park there.

[Assistant] I'm fifty blocks from my house. You got the car. Why don't you drive to school?


[User] I'm fifty blocks from my house. You got the car. Why don't you drive to school?

[Assistant] Because it'll be the last ride I ever take because I'm not supposed to be driving. I'm supposed to be parking. Plus I even have my license.


[User] Hello, Dj.

[Assistant] Hello, Larry, do Max and Taylor have a play date today?


[User] If you were with me, your status could be. It's magical.

[Assistant] Oh. This is unexpected. Damned uncomfortable.


[User] Don't lie, Raymond.

[Assistant] What are you talking?


[User] Well, me, for instance.

[Assistant] What you're my mother. You're not a woman.


[User] The online political Iraq, they are calling Seth for boiteu British.

[Assistant] Oh my God. it's completely absurd. I mean. Is not even a politician anymore.


[User] That's unfair. I have changed over the last year, and I prove that I'm not.

[Assistant] How are you, James? How you get a damn what you think you've proven about yourself over the last year? You're selfish, Crosby. Okay, after you've proven time and time again.


[User] How are you, James? How you get a damn what you think you've proven about yourself over the last year? You're selfish, Crosby. Okay, after you've proven time and time again.

[Assistant] I was upset about Jasmine. I'm sorry. I had a connection with Gabby. I didn't know.


[User] I was upset about Jasmine. I'm sorry. I had a connection with Gabby. I didn't know.

[Assistant] Yeah, one connection with Gabby. It's the same connection you have with every woman. It's just sex mean.


[User] Yeah, one connection with Gabby. It's the same connection you have with every woman. It's just sex mean.

[Assistant] You know it. Number one, you're wrong. Number two, I know you're worried about losing your babysitter, but I lost my fiancee, Okay? and I may have lost my son. so I didn't come out on skate.


[User] You know it. Number one, you're wrong. Number two, I know you're worried about losing your babysitter, but I lost my fiancee, Okay? and I may have lost my son. so I didn't come out on skate.

[Assistant] What's not'd you understand about it? Because she's not a babysitter. She's a behavioral aide for your nephew. He's got Aspergers. What don't you get about that? Get it through your thick skull, your nephew hats, asperger's.


[User] Do you like this dress? Tell me the truth.

[Assistant] Ala. Are you sure?


[User] You hate it. Look like a funeral reef for a drag queen.

[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no. You really pull it off.


[User] I think so.

[Assistant] How many more of these shots are you getting?


[User] How many more of these shots are you getting?

[Assistant] Oh, only two to go.


[User] I know that I needed access to cash.this is a critical time for my business.I couldn't worry about being ripped off in the short termwhen I could turn that 6,000into tens of thousands in the long term.

[Assistant] tens of thousands selling bracelets at hospital gift shops.


[User] that's a completely different issue.

[Assistant] I'm doing this for us anyway.if the casino is not gonna work out,


[User] I'm doing this for us anyway.if the casino is not gonna work out,

[Assistant] the casino is going to happen.and you're gonna return all these things?no, better yet, I'm gonna return themand I want you to make arrangements to buy the car backfor the same price you sold it for.


[User] the casino is going to happen.and you're gonna return all these things?no, better yet, I'm gonna return themand I want you to make arrangements to buy the car backfor the same price you sold it for.

[Assistant] I can't do that,Bill.I have a business plan.I'm not the little girl you married.I'm not stupid or impulsive.I can actually do this. and I wish you believed that, too.


[User] We don't have to do that, do we?

[Assistant] Oh, that's what you feel about it. Oh, oh God, you're happy.


[User] Whoa, maybe we can go to the movie another. Huh? What, what's wrong?

[Assistant] No, nothing, just my heart. Okay, sue me. I am a Colombian mother and not going to let him make a mistake that is going to affect him for the rest of my. His life. Money, I think we should talk about this curly girl.


[User] Yeah, it's.

[Assistant] That's. Oh, they've been hit. Lucky luck and have me and my humility over there.


[User] they're coming to get her.

[Assistant] Barb's on her way there to fight for it. oh, no.Nikki, you promised, you promised you would tell.you promised that you would come clean.who are you calling? hello?


[User] Barb's on her way there to fight for it. oh, no.Nikki, you promised, you promised you would tell.you promised that you would come clean.who are you calling? hello?

[Assistant] Willie Bowden. what are you doing?this is your second cousin, Nicolette Grant.I've got that girl.you have to come and get her right away now, Nikki,


[User] what are you doing? I'm dumping her.

[Assistant] if my father gets her and finds that we're behind herbeing there,you'll crush us.


[User] you are not gonna Shanghai that poor girl.

[Assistant] poor girl. who do you think's responsible for everything?who do you think put my father up to exposing Barb?but what little witch do you think's been blackmailing me?great.yes. there's a rest stop on Interstate 80about a mile beyond Exit 96just after you come out of the Canyon.positive.yes. yes. you spot wells, too?okay.gotta get there before Barb does.


[User] No, you can't stay your camp. We don't have the room.

[Assistant] He can sleep in the din.


[User] Yeah, you're not believable as a person.

[Assistant] Okay. Have done well. You know what? It just so happens that Herbert said I was a joy to photograph.


[User] no,

[Assistant] another eight. honey, you know what? I'mma come around herecause I want you to put it in my waistband.oh,it's my waistbang.stop back in the fool. you okay, mama, grandma,


[User] Of course not. there. I know we trade off. I did wish you were there, though. Your father danced with a trash game.

[Assistant] Yeah, Mr, wonderful.


[User] The time of his life? Well, he needs some aspirin. And he may ask you.

[Assistant] So mama, you get some nice things this year.


[User] All right. Did you get my gift?

[Assistant] Oh, yes, dear. Very nice. you know? I heard that you met Robbie's skiing date. Did you like her?


[User] I know, I know, I know. But what I'm saying is he was with me. So maybe he was really looking for land, like he said he.

[Assistant] Oh my God. You mean maybe he was telling me the truth? He was? Maybe he was out looking for land. I just wanted to get to some check out time.


[User] Yeah, but it's just temporary. and grandma and Grandpa will look after you not babysitting, but, you know, just make sure they do some. Hey, if you need help with your math, just call Aunt Julia. Cause disturbingly, she remembers everything from high school.

[Assistant] I remember map. I can help.


[User] I think you'd sneak the keys in the wallet. That's all.

[Assistant] Okay, let me buy. Harpunk you have a good day. Alright, see you tonight, um. Love you, love you. Attribute. What, hello. Send you Ma. Yes, yes, I am. And how are you?


[User] Why would you whip up the Super Bowl tickets? I don't want you to give up the Super Bowl. English, do you think I am you? Super pole.

[Assistant] That's the point I'm trying to make. I love you. one of the super.


[User] That's the point I'm trying to make. I love you. one of the super.

[Assistant] The offer would have been enough from the rest of my life. I'm going to be noticed. The wife who made you eat your Super Bowl tickets.


[User] The offer would have been enough from the rest of my life. I'm going to be noticed. The wife who made you eat your Super Bowl tickets.

[Assistant] Wait a minute. I only ate the ticket so you could be happy. You have to be happy.


[User] Wait a minute. I only ate the ticket so you could be happy. You have to be happy.

[Assistant] Nobody told you to do it.


[User] Nobody told you to do it.

[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. That's the good part. I want to spend time with.


[User] Yeah, that's right. That's the good part. I want to spend time with.

[Assistant] Want to spend time with you?


[User] Oh, I was just finding my rhythm.

[Assistant] Next week we start our cables, so pick out some colorful stuff and get ready And remember, your class fees include unlimited knitting circle time, so. Feel free, free to drop in whenever.


[User] I didn't. hand to God I did not know

[Assistant] oh man, I could really


[User] oh man, I could really

[Assistant] I could really hurt you. whoa!


[User] nothing. I'm. I'm not upturning.

[Assistant] and what you are doing back. therefore,


[User] You know, everybody's going to think that you're a quitter.

[Assistant] I don't care. I'm done.


[User] Could you please tell me why? And don't tell me it's because of the tides. because real pharaoh wears tides in blades of glory. And you watched that movie three times a week ago.

[Assistant] Yeah, well, well, Farrell doesn't have to kiss any stupid girls, girl.


[User] Is that what this is about? You think that Margaret Hartley is gross?

[Assistant] I don't think it. I know it. It was like, you don't even care about the play anyway. You just want to kiss butts so I can get into some lane school. I don't even want to go to the.


[User] I don't think it. I know it. It was like, you don't even care about the play anyway. You just want to kiss butts so I can get into some lane school. I don't even want to go to the.

[Assistant] So no child of mine is going to let down their classmates on the day that what you have.


[User] I thought you said she was nice.

[Assistant] Well, she is not. It doesn't sound very nice. You just don't get it. How do you? Because it? The way your mind works. It's not like it was in juniors anymore. Things are complicated.


[User] I'm sorry about your uncle, man. I'll see when you get back. All right.

[Assistant] Before you could buy plane tickets on the internet, the cheapest way to travel was to take Greyhound.


[User] Really, that's amazing.

[Assistant] But he didn't want me to make cupcakes. He just wanted me to recommend a new caterer. So we had a big laugh about that. Just goes to show. Don't play games, do your job and you'll be recognized.


[User] But it's not working, mom.

[Assistant] Not working. You got into a ballet school that you have been begging to go to for three years that our family, as a family has made all kinds of sacrifices for.


[User] Not working. You got into a ballet school that you have been begging to go to for three years that our family, as a family has made all kinds of sacrifices for.

[Assistant] You just don't understand.


[User] You just don't understand.

[Assistant] I do. You didn't get a big part in your winter show. You're not the center of attention anymore. So now you want to throw years of hard work and discipline and focus away. Your ego can't take it. So you're going to be an internet celebrity. Jessica, you want to quit ballet because you don't like it anymore, fine? But you are not quitting just because you didn't get exactly what you wanted when you wanted it. and certainly not. So you can make Youtube videos of yourself fooling around with packing materials in my laundry.


[User] You know what I mean with? Tobacco is good.

[Assistant] I'm not, I'm not scalable anytime.


[User] That's because you're scared.

[Assistant] All right, go ahead. I'll go. You set it up and I'll go.


[User] Bullet. Proof. First.

[Assistant] Okay, fine, fine, go ahead. Go right ahead. I'll just, I'll check with my partner. Hey, devil. Robin wants me to go with him on his patrol tonight, you know, and sit in the car where all the action is and where a bulletproof vest and. Okay.


[User] Megan Fox,

[Assistant] quick.I've been trying to get out of this thing for three years.this zipper is stuck. this is like a horror movie.help me get this damn thing off of me.tear it off, cut it off, light it on fire. will watch my hair.oh, who cares about my new hair?damn it. I'll just go over.


[User] quick.I've been trying to get out of this thing for three years.this zipper is stuck. this is like a horror movie.help me get this damn thing off of me.tear it off, cut it off, light it on fire. will watch my hair.oh, who cares about my new hair?damn it. I'll just go over.

[Assistant] yes, you're out of here. no more diner,no more cupcakes.


[User] yes, you're out of here. no more diner,no more cupcakes.

[Assistant] wait, wait. no more cupcakes.what are you talking about?with all this money, we can grow our business. oh,


[User] wait, wait. no more cupcakes.what are you talking about?with all this money, we can grow our business. oh,

[Assistant] I'm not growing anythingexcept a big ass weed plan on my nightstand.


[User] I'm not growing anythingexcept a big ass weed plan on my nightstand.

[Assistant] but it's our dream.I don't need a dream.


[User] but it's our dream.I don't need a dream.

[Assistant] dreams are for poor people.I don't have about million dollars.I'm not going to pastry school.I might not even go to the bathroomand I am definitely not getting out of bed.I will never do anything again.oh, my God. I'll never do anything again. we're not quitting.


[User] Well, I'll just do some men's work, watch a little Tv and scratch myself.

[Assistant] Oh. Look at this. I can't make that number out. I could be a nine. Could be a four. This will have to wait until tomorrow morning. What's on, honey?


[User] Oh. Look at this. I can't make that number out. I could be a nine. Could be a four. This will have to wait until tomorrow morning. What's on, honey?

[Assistant] Right, come on. You haven't worked on that at all.


[User] You gotta get this done with lotions. Come on. I'm not even a footprint. In fact, the whole idea of rubbing feet makes me sick.

[Assistant] Let's set up and rub. Let's get clean out. Come on.


[User] Because he's my brother.

[Assistant] Oh my God. Could you stop being so loyal to your family for once in your life and just?


[User] To kiss me.

[Assistant] Ok, and I'm doing my best to trust that. That's true.


[User] I do believe you. That's the point. I always give you the benefit of the doubt. I don't understand why you can't do the same information.

[Assistant] Because you're attacking my family, the people I live on me.


[User] Because you're attacking my family, the people I live on me.

[Assistant] Why is it always about your family? I need to matter too.


[User] Why is it always about your family? I need to matter too.

[Assistant] You do matter.


[User] Especially, no.

[Assistant] You should have had her back.


[User] Oh, please don't tell me you're scared.

[Assistant] Scared, what is this scared stuff? But what am I? A child? I'm not scared.


[User] How are you doing, Joshi?

[Assistant] And gosh, now I have a seat. All right, so I flip for your proposal. And here's the thing. we're about to build our largest luxury condo complex yet. And I have an important question for you. What is it you want to build?


[User] You want nice closet with sharp design, quality materials and expert craftsmanship.

[Assistant] I mean, I wanted to be like, bam. You know, people are gonna walk in there and go, whoa, what do I hang first?


[User] I love your enthusiasm. Ah, before I go off in the wrong direction. How about an example?

[Assistant] All right, check this out. So like three weeks ago, I'm down in South Beach. I walk into this thumping club. Bartender says when you want to drink, I say, wow, me, it mixes this thing together. I take one sip and I'm like, hello, nurse. And she's like, you've been unconscious for two days. That's what I want in the closet.


[User] Clerk in the dunfees. My fingers get cold, but my knuckles get hot. Check it. It was an eight track player. I love it. Let's crank something. Never heard of this band. You have to clean, aye.

[Assistant] Yeah, why don't we just listen to whatever's in there? Oh my God. Oh, that's it.


[User] This is embodied with it. Following me. you told me about your first time.

[Assistant] I told you about that to explain why I hate B so much. Let's just not talk about this anymore, okay? Um, to be one. This is the song that was playing.


[User] But why do you tell about?

[Assistant] I never told her you were going there. She asked me what happens to people who don't go to church. I said they go to hell, Sweety. She must have put two and two together. Smart kid.


[User] I never told her you were going there. She asked me what happens to people who don't go to church. I said they go to hell, Sweety. She must have put two and two together. Smart kid.

[Assistant] Go cool over there right now and tell you that I'm not going to help.


[User] Go cool over there right now and tell you that I'm not going to help.

[Assistant] You know, I would love to, but I don't make the rules. Don't know what whip cream.


[User] You know, I would love to, but I don't make the rules. Don't know what whip cream.

[Assistant] Like, you really think that I'm going to hell?


[User] I try not to think about it.

[Assistant] I don't care what you think. All right. I don't want you talking to my kids about this stuff anymore. You got that.


[User] Since when do you give me order?

[Assistant] Since you crossed over the line.


[User] Chris, I'm just trying to do what's best for.

[Assistant] If I would have known that test, was that important, I could have done better.


[User] Let me take the test again.

[Assistant] Wouldn't even matter, Chris, it's already on your permanent record.


[User] Don't worry, she can wait another year, just. Fire a Blackberry. That's all she's going to want to do anyway.

[Assistant] What does she say? She says, to buy her a Blackberry lily. Does it have the dexterity for that, Claire? What is happening? Can you just check with your school and see if maybe you can get us in?


[User] Ok, let's just submit. We have wild women on both sides of the family. Okay, maybe it's good. Lily was in saddle with those genes.

[Assistant] She sure wasn't. If anything, I'm worried. She acts a little young for her age. I mean, isn't eleven a little too old for these unicorns and teddy bears? And hopefully you. Play girl.


[User] She sure wasn't. If anything, I'm worried. She acts a little young for her age. I mean, isn't eleven a little too old for these unicorns and teddy bears? And hopefully you. Play girl.

[Assistant] Oh, oh, God. Or where did you get that?


[User] Not really. But what I do want to know is what the hell are you doing on Marion? his dance team?

[Assistant] I felt bad for her. And so I was trying to be supportive. I never thought I'd make it. I'm not a good dad.


[User] that your uncle didn't die in Vietnam.

[Assistant] my uncle didn't die in Vietnam.that's exactly right.and now I have a million more questions about it.you know,likehonor,did he come back to the States?right?did my dad know that he was aliveor,ormaybe it's like mad men,right,where he died with somebody took his dog tags.


[User] I mean, how could you do this to her, how?

[Assistant] I don't know the same reason any other guy does it to their wife, you know, low self esteem. Yeah, they take those little blue pills that make their things go.


[User] Okay, well, of course, I would never.

[Assistant] I hope not. No, I know that you wouldn't. I just, it makes me sick. It makes me sick, honey. This is awkward too, because he's in our house right now. I know, but I won't say anything. I won't. I won't act weird around.


[User] Ah. Yeah, cause I'll feel guilty, guilty, otherwise.

[Assistant] No, is you're a family man. Because it's what Mattis teeth. It's probably why why you haven't responded to me. But neither giving you enough signals. Okay, that got real. Let's go back to work. Yeah, yeah.


[User] leave me alone,Carolina.

[Assistant] experimenting with what?tell me.


[User] A challenge.

[Assistant] Yeah. How do you make people miss that guy? I see. it's all, it's all about. Well, I mean, this is kind of technical writer stuff.


[User] No, no, no, no, no. My look, I'm sorry about his whole life, Okay? but he was completely wrong here. He wanted to paint my house. Yellow, yellow. Yeah, you believe that?

[Assistant] Wow. Actually, yellow would be kind of nice.  Like yellow.


[User] Wow. Actually, yellow would be kind of nice.  Like yellow.

[Assistant] Look, you said Chantilly lace. I heard you say Chantilly lace. I fought for your damn Chantilly lights. and now you're saying yellow? Who are?


[User] Oh, come on now. Not that story.

[Assistant] So it's funny, It's funny, It's funny. It turns out there's a bar right next to the toys R Us and I wake up Christmas morning in an empty house. around noon. The phone rings. It's a collect call. So I'm thinking she's in jail again. But no, no, no, no. She got into a fight with dad of the wake and needs me to go pick her up at the park where she passed out on. Um, I'm eleven. So I drive over and get her.


[User] we, me and you, or we, me and Bill,

[Assistant] all of us.everyone can know. I know you're seeing himand everyone can know you and I still see each otherand talk about himor no,no,maybe not the last part,


[User] all of us.everyone can know. I know you're seeing himand everyone can know you and I still see each otherand talk about himor no,no,maybe not the last part,

[Assistant] but nowthe wife of the men I'm seeing telling me I have to date her,too.


[User] Cassette in the Globe Department five point eight.

[Assistant] Cassettes, people download this stuff these days. Okay, bread. Animals. Country Joe and the fit with this. I'm capsule where?


[User] Okay, we get it, guy. You had a lot of stuff.

[Assistant] Now I'm down to a couple of drawers and my wife can't stay out of.


[User] Now I'm down to a couple of drawers and my wife can't stay out of.

[Assistant] Hey, hold up. You rented out your apartment so you could put more money into a bar. I can't drink in.


[User] See, see, see, this is what you do. You change the subject. We're talking about me living in your house. and I know it's your house because none of me is in here.

[Assistant] Well, if you want any of you in here, you better back it down a notch.


[User] I think we both know you cave before me.

[Assistant] Well, excuse me for being vital and you know damn well, I have to live in my house because I am the building manager. Perhaps the real issue is why are you so threatened by my career?


[User] Doing.

[Assistant] One space have the whole room.


[User] Wait a minute. Wait, that's where this episode happened.

[Assistant] Oh, that could have happened anywhere. You've been on the road a lot. You got a wife through a kids, parents across the street. This was a long time coming. Bless them.


[User] So was that gazebo you bought for a 4th July party?

[Assistant] I'm telling you, you are going to love this bad boy. You know, I can't climb trees.


[User] and they talked about this wholeChristian based values gold,a business that I never thought about.Michael Singh saysyou can't make money unless you help others prosper.todo well by doing good.I can't stop thinking about that.it's so simple. I mean, it's really

[Assistant] just do one to others and he will know you by your deeds.there's a reason thismulti level marketing movement is so successful here.weunderstand that. it's our culture.it's why we're such a successful people.


[User] Oh, you're so worried. She is going to hate you. You just fold like a cheap tent.

[Assistant] No, no. Um, I'm tough, but fair. Mainly tough.


[User] No, no. Um, I'm tough, but fair. Mainly tough.

[Assistant] Can I ask you something? I mean, what made you change your mind? You had me think of it. You were right for once. And I was hating myself because I was getting all sucked into this superficial crap about fitting in and looks and fashion. And I'm thinking, gee, you know, maybe Ray really has a great point.


[User] I still say my mom might have gotten the wrong info yesterday. she did the laundry with detergent that turned out to be bubble soap. Now my Tree People t-shirt is like iridescence.

[Assistant] So it's not like that. They think that I'm not cool with the whole, like Thomas Brewer hyphenate situation and that I'm not down to expand the fam, but I am. and this bassette and.


[User] Ah, you're coming again. Great.

[Assistant] Listen, you know that nobody wins. Everybody has fun crap. That ends today. I'm keeping score.


[User] Said no, it's not about the score.

[Assistant] Then why the hell bother?


[User] Then why the hell bother?

[Assistant] Because it's family fun. Stop, put it away, right? I got enough trouble.


[User] Because it's family fun. Stop, put it away, right? I got enough trouble.

[Assistant] What are you so worried about? That little Winnie with the clipboard, yeah. We had guys like that in Korea. Second, lieutenants, college guys. But tunes hated their guts. You know what happened to them? You know what friendly fire is. Well, sometimes it wasn't so friendly.


[User] They killed their own guys.

[Assistant] Not always. Sometimes they just send them back to college. That are ones without a lot of steps.


[User] You don't think that this is about something else and not really about the space?

[Assistant] Why are you being so sentimental about this anyway? You've not even been up here ten years.


[User] Um, feeling sentimental. I'm feeling pragmatic. I'm, I'm pragmatically. Preserving this important piece of our family's history. and, you know.

[Assistant] Mom, no, no, no, mom, Hey, cries. No, um.


[User] Look, all these therapists people want to do is get you to cry.

[Assistant] Don't you want to find the deeper reasons why we fight? Don't you want to have a healthier marriage?


[User] Not if I have to cry.

[Assistant] That. It's about trying to be happy.


[User] That. It's about trying to be happy.

[Assistant] But we are happy. Look at us. I love you.


[User] And nominated for winter Cleaning.

[Assistant] Yeah, the kids must be really taking a liking store. Oh, my son's here. Excuse me. Wow, I was beginning to think you were going to show.


[User] See, the medication is working.

[Assistant] And doubted for a minute. But you still have to stay right here and rest. not letting any more strangers up here to see the bed today.


[User] And doubted for a minute. But you still have to stay right here and rest. not letting any more strangers up here to see the bed today.

[Assistant] I am fine. We have to get rid of this thing, especially before the baby comes. We don't want to falling into the crack.


[User] But it's a parking lot. There's a dumpster.

[Assistant] I was pleased. Come on. You picked this bike. You could have a front row seat to this little peep show. Oh, oh my God. That night of our spectacular session, you had just come from the gym. Well, I wonder what got your engine. So, Reb, ah, the truth is out there and.


[User] Maybe that's why, because I felt guilty about this.

[Assistant] Well, don't. Okay, we are allowed to look at other men without feeling guilty about it. And if it inspires you, then go forward. because at the end of the day, I'm the one who gets to start reaping the rewards.


[User] Two years.

[Assistant] And when you put baby down to sleep, you place him on his.


[User] Come on.

[Assistant] Plus, I put it in the paper. Oh no. Why did I do that? She couldn't say no. My God, I am a jack ass.


[User] I think you're supposed to put the accent on the jack.

[Assistant] Oh God, what did I do? Like one of those losers at the bowl game that rents a blimp? Oh, married me, Hilda, yeah. Hilda can't say no. I'll go throw beer on her.


[User] Oh, yeah. You know, the guys at the priest.

[Assistant] Okay, okay.


[User] You still want the talking? Look, this is better than talking. This is writing.

[Assistant] You couldn't even sign it. Love Ray. you sign it. Ok, Ray.


[User] well,unless Dewey Johnson's name is really Nate Basil.

[Assistant] I don't. and we have got Donna on the line.Donna, how you doing today?don't wait a minute.quarterback, popular, hot Nate Basil.Kate, I loved Nate Basil.you had sex with Nate Basil.you and Nate Basil have a kid together. okay.what are you doing?


[User] let me get this straight. so you slept with a guy that yourlittle sister had a thing for him.

[Assistant] everyone had a thing for him.it's not exactly like she's some special case.and even so, it doesn't give her the rightcall in and say that I'm some selfish parent.I mean, come on. I've had Lux one week. what haven't I done?I've, I've dressed her, I fed her. I'm watered her. right.


[User] They should. I did. I'm asking you again. What do you say?

[Assistant] Well, I'm. Say thank you very much, Betty. I wait, no.


[User] The school's now closed.

[Assistant] Well, they didn't mention it on a nose.


[User] Is he going to be alright?

[Assistant] I'm sure he'll be fine, baby. So look, I gotta go. I left your breakfast on the stove, wait.


[User] I'm sure he'll be fine, baby. So look, I gotta go. I left your breakfast on the stove, wait.

[Assistant] Drew, and tell you, going to be here all day.


[User] Drew, and tell you, going to be here all day.

[Assistant] What you got? Another homestead? I gotta call maybe a little.


[User] Yeah, like you would know what to do.

[Assistant] I know plenty of.


[User] All right.

[Assistant] All right. you, when that cable comes back on, you gotta deal.


[User] Well, that is exactly the opposite of how I want him to feel. He's like.

[Assistant] Hey, maybe the more they do it in public, the less they do it in private. It's just a theory. It's not helping. Hey, where's Crosbie? I keep calling me. Doesn't call me back.


[User] Don't make it about the fact that he doesn't.

[Assistant] How could you keep that from you? The worst liar in the family?


[User] He asked me not to tell anybody about.

[Assistant] And you actually do that. I can't believe, you know that.


[User] Oh, you did not know that. I'm sorry, but it, it looked like one of the classier establishments, the girl that was sitting on Manny's lap had on a really cute topper, at least in the first picture.

[Assistant] One time that I thought that he was going to be a good father and he teaches money how to be a dog. And we're going to kill him.


[User] this is a different matter.

[Assistant] kiss and cousins is the best they can do.it's a trumped up charge.


[User] please. it is not crashing. it'll be so fun.you and Wil can reconnect.Nick and I can leave the apartment for once.

[Assistant] you, I mean, stop.


[User] so what do you think?

[Assistant] near whatever.no, I think a night out sounds pretty fantastic.


[User] So who you, what chicken butt?

[Assistant] Put it in a cup.


[User] You said that you were excited about the baby.

[Assistant] What was I supposed to say by the time you told me you had made the decision for us? You see? No, you put me in an impossible situation for.


[User] So when I heard that you. Like me.

[Assistant] Oh God, oh God, I mean, so what did Sarah told you? what I was falling for you?


[User] Oh God, oh God, I mean, so what did Sarah told you? what I was falling for you?

[Assistant] Pretty much. yeah, yeah. When she said when she said that. You know, all my old tapes started playing and then I and I panicked.


[User] oh, come on. you feel the same way I do.shows me, come over there to fix her chainsaw,lures me into the rap trap. she has the guts to call a house,feeds me that soup. you saw me a week later.I was lucky to get out of there alive.you know something?you are a. thank me for your successesbecause if I had to push you out there and,

[Assistant] you know, you threw me out like I was garbage,had me getting the back of the pickup,drove me into the city, told me to get out,fend for myself. I was 14 years old.what do you think I did? what do you think I had to do?if you think I'd ever thank you for anything but shameand heartache.


[User] What you could have said, no.

[Assistant] I did. They said they'd fire me if I didn't show up, Rebecca. I just thought it would. you lie to me about who my father is? And you really think that just by having me work here, everything's suddenly going to be.


[User] Stop always comparing yourself to her, you're.

[Assistant] She has five children saw. I only have you. and I want to see your face from time to time and. I'm not giving up on us.


[User] I'm sorry, but I am not the yellow.

[Assistant] You are the reason for the yeller.


[User] You are the reason for the yeller.

[Assistant] You saw that there must be yellow.


[User] You saw that there must be yellow.

[Assistant] Yeah, damn right there, yeah.


[User] Yeah, but I help out to run a house sometimes.

[Assistant] That's nice. Do you? Dutch too. With a little feather duster nanshi.


[User] Rebecca, that's not it. There's more, actually.

[Assistant] No, no, I can't. I can't deal with this right now. I can't. I can't think about you falling apart.


[User] This looks like grandma's curtains.

[Assistant] That's what we have to.


[User] This color washes you out.

[Assistant] So man is brilliant.


[User] So man is brilliant.

[Assistant] But this, this is the worst of all.


[User] But this, this is the worst of all.

[Assistant] Nothing. This is Berta signature tuxedo.


[User] Don't try to defend him. How's your cake?

[Assistant] But it's. Oh. Ah, Raven. You know, mom, he's really not that bad.


[User] How do we know what he is? Each kid?

[Assistant] Really, on this case, I'm never seen you like this before. I mean, would you be this mad at me if it had been my party back in high school, Sil? But. Well, I'm just saying that you seem to be, you know, so.


[User] Really, on this case, I'm never seen you like this before. I mean, would you be this mad at me if it had been my party back in high school, Sil? But. Well, I'm just saying that you seem to be, you know, so.

[Assistant] Wait a minute. Are you saying it was your party?


[User] Wait a minute. Are you saying it was your party?

[Assistant] What I said?


[User] What I said?

[Assistant] Oh my God, it was your party. All right, Robert, please. No more. No more lines. No, no.  Ah, no, I know. I see. now. Raymond said it was his part of to keep you from getting into trouble and you let him.


[User] Oh my God, it was your party. All right, Robert, please. No more. No more lines. No, no.  Ah, no, I know. I see. now. Raymond said it was his part of to keep you from getting into trouble and you let him.

[Assistant] Logo.


[User] Oh my God, this is the pineapple. You were doodling.

[Assistant] Yes, I designed it myself.


[User] Am I in this movie of yours?

[Assistant] Yeah, you're the gay best friend. Oh my God, we got, we have a right.


[User] Yeah, you're the gay best friend. Oh my God, we got, we have a right.

[Assistant] But Steve winds up. I can't remember.


[User] But Steve winds up. I can't remember.

[Assistant] Let's go. Let's go. Where after chase him down.


[User] Let's go. Let's go. Where after chase him down.

[Assistant] No, we are supposed to do that.


[User] No, we are supposed to do that.

[Assistant] Um, stop that car. He's getting away.


[User] you, areyou okay?you seem sort of crazy energized.

[Assistant] oh, well, that'll be the eight ball I took this morning.no, I've been up for a couple of nights, like three nights.


[User] Oh, he's out golfing.

[Assistant] Oh, that's good. I'm worried about you that. Are you okay, Harry? I mean, if you look a little drained, oh.


[User] Won't you sit down?

[Assistant] I really can't. I got a lot to do before. and you can sue. I agree. I really.


[User] So you jump into bed with him. The first chance you got.

[Assistant] We were in a cabin in the woods. Okay, it just happened.


[User] Camp, oh my God. Is this one of those interactive theater experiences?

[Assistant] Oh, do you mean where the audience participates in the line between performer and spectators? Delightfully blurred. Mitchell were at a high school reunions.


[User] Finally found a great spot for the Wifi just in time for the pumpkin way in.

[Assistant] You sit here while I take a bath.


[User] I am gay. Hello, I'm more fixated on that fabulous robe. I am so borrowing that for my next Beth, you didn't drain the water yet, did you?

[Assistant] Okay, that's it. I can handle you anymore. You take over my kitchen. I turn around and you're in my face. Say Amy tweets have more privacy than me. Get out of my house and never come back.


[User] Well, yeah, you take it and you're polite about it, but you can bring it home and maybe dad'll eat it. He likes coconut. It's like.

[Assistant] Coconut looks like the saliva and ambush bug secrete in order to mobilize its prey. It's disgusting. Who would want to eat saliva in order to mobilize your dad?


[User] Is everything okay? You're looking a little ashen.

[Assistant] Fine, I accidentally spilled pig Lily's ashes, and I thought that.


[User] Oak and Adina.

[Assistant] No. And I'm not going to as long as with him. And. They want to let Nathan back in their lives. That's fine. That's, that's their business, but. Choosing to spend Christmas with him instead of us. It's. This is so insulting.


[User] We talking about.

[Assistant] Well, it's like the other when you had, when you were younger with all the colored dots.


[User] Oh, don't lie to me, Raymond, you look awful. We'll have some reason to talk.

[Assistant] My stuff, but I'm not sick. Okay, here's how I always look. but thank you.


[User] I was just, I was wondering. Between Robert and me.

[Assistant] Where is Robert? He called last night. He said he wasn't coming up.


[User] He had a date.

[Assistant] He did. Had a date. Who is she? Oh, I would've owned a shirt for him. I mean, they could have eaten here. I wouldn't have made something special. Why didn't you tell me he had a lot.


[User] He did. Had a date. Who is she? Oh, I would've owned a shirt for him. I mean, they could have eaten here. I wouldn't have made something special. Why didn't you tell me he had a lot.

[Assistant] Because of this.


[User] Because of this.

[Assistant] I'm glad he had a date. at least. I mean, he's been moping around here ever since a divorce. I mean, such a waste. He's such a good looking boy.


[User] So you think so too?

[Assistant] Of course. who doesn't? Oh, everybody used to say what a beautiful boy your brother was.


[User] Adorable, like a hamster.

[Assistant] Like a person. But oh, your brother used to turn heads. Whoa, he always had that sort of old-fashioned movie star look, Valentino.


[User] That's not why I trying to help him.

[Assistant] Okay, but he was hot, right?


[User] right? anchor jams down the road from school.eightish.I'll see you there.

[Assistant] no,I mean, yeah, that would be cool. like way cool.way cool.


[User] Could we just speak a pit stop at my new office? We'd love to drop my stuff off. Tickled revenue digs.

[Assistant] Sorry, sorry. No, it's just that she's waiting, of course.


[User] I set the alarm for five. I got up. I came downstairs. I fell asleep.

[Assistant] No, oh my goodness. What have I done? What have I done? I should do this much.


[User] When you got the big news, I mean, am I not a part of this anymore? Is that what's going on here?

[Assistant] I didn't call you because I was waiting for you to call me and say congratulations. You did it, honey. Instead, I had to come here and watch Lawrence of a J B I.


[User] I didn't call you because I was waiting for you to call me and say congratulations. You did it, honey. Instead, I had to come here and watch Lawrence of a J B I.

[Assistant] How else would anybody know? I even existed? I spent my entire career trying to get an expo and you would come in and get it done in two years.


[User] I'm not torturing you.

[Assistant] Then what are you doing?


[User] Then what are you doing?

[Assistant] I can't taste.


[User] Well, how do you know? Did you go to a doctor?

[Assistant] I'm not going to a doctor. I'm just getting older, okay?


[User] I'm not going to a doctor. I'm just getting older, okay?

[Assistant] So you're not gonna try to fix it.


[User] So you're not gonna try to fix it.

[Assistant] Leave me alone.


[User] Leave me alone.

[Assistant] Oh. Pillow.


[User] Oh. Pillow.

[Assistant] A little bit that, okay?


[User] A little bit that, okay?

[Assistant] Like, oh, that's it. I live in it by my.


[User] This again, I wasn't even near you.

[Assistant] Yes, you were. You knocked me with the card. It was completely your fault.


[User] and Bill.Ican't. you have to. she's all torn up.

[Assistant] what about me?don't you see? it'll destroy Barb and meand my relationship with Barb and Bill.no. poison, everything. they will hate me.


[User] This is over. Okay, okay. All of it is over.

[Assistant] What, what lambier? I don't have minutes.


[User] they're fighting just as hard as we did, if not harder.social media is how they mobilize.black lives matter, resist marches.they're not indifferent, Stephen. they're angry.

[Assistant] everybody's angry. I'm angry.I've tried to figure out every possible way to prevent trout,to keep crop sustaining,fighting carbon emissions.that's a losing battle.we'll be lucky if we last another 50 years.


[User] everybody's angry. I'm angry.I've tried to figure out every possible way to prevent trout,to keep crop sustaining,fighting carbon emissions.that's a losing battle.we'll be lucky if we last another 50 years.

[Assistant] 50 years. that's not lucky. the surrender.and I don't accept that the world is not ours anymore.and if our kids are gonna fix it,even just live in it, then their anger,they have to be taught that they can't just becruel to each other,killing each other like we did, our parent did.that can be better than us, you know?


[User] Flush, I wrote a book. I didn't win the lottery, right?

[Assistant] Great, great. So I finally ask for help and you.


[User] Why don't you just be honest, Kitty, and say you never wanted to lend me any money? And mom, guilted you into?

[Assistant] Ok, if you mean my first instincts not to get involved? Look, look, I am allowed to have reservations. Okay, you said it yourself. Money and family don't always mix.


[User] So you got to pay for that mirror. Was two hundred and eighty dollars.

[Assistant] And I'm not paying nothing, nothing. You pay for it.


[User] Look, you don't talk to me that way year.

[Assistant] I talk to you anyway. I want to bitch.


[User] Nothing, nothing dead. How are you today?

[Assistant] None too happy. I just found out it's going to be a cash bar. And the scatter buttons, the food will be Skippy.


[User] And that hail use me to beat you to death.

[Assistant] Come on, look, maybe he'll chase us with the shovel. Come on from television. You know, he calls you for me.


[User] Come on, look, maybe he'll chase us with the shovel. Come on from television. You know, he calls you for me.

[Assistant] Yeah, none of my calling there.


[User] Yeah, none of my calling there.

[Assistant] You gotta wake up your little bro. Look where you are. a man. You're missing it.


[User] I didn't tell you to make the beep. I told you to say the word beep.

[Assistant] If I say the word, then people think it's the beep.


[User] It's not to be.

[Assistant] I even say it.