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[Assistant] Ah the npr, the npr segment of


[User] Ah the npr, the npr segment of

[Assistant] Yeah and did you see when betty white came on to do the stage segment later, and she talked about her muffin, oh, it's so good.


[User] Yeah and did you see when betty white came on to do the stage segment later, and she talked about her muffin, oh, it's so good.

[Assistant] That was so good.


[User] That was so good.

[Assistant] Yeah, the terry gross impression is so funny. I do a good job. And she was, it's part of the same sketch. They're impersonating the the npr announcer. And she does such a good job.


[User] Yeah, the terry gross impression is so funny. I do a good job. And she was, it's part of the same sketch. They're impersonating the the npr announcer. And she does such a good job.

[Assistant] Npr has such a specific sound and they nailed it have you seen the um the pete davidson, the ah the one where he's like a gen z kid they're making a rap.


[User] Npr has such a specific sound and they nailed it have you seen the um the pete davidson, the ah the one where he's like a gen z kid they're making a rap.

[Assistant] Yeah, it's like brad or chad or something. Yeah he's just pretty cool with whatever happens like like moms will hit on him and like housewives and stuff and he's just cool with that. Yeah he's just relaxed. I really love the new guy who does the trump impression ah you know like he's so good at impressions he can do all of the different voices. Yeah


[User] Yeah, it's like brad or chad or something. Yeah he's just pretty cool with whatever happens like like moms will hit on him and like housewives and stuff and he's just cool with that. Yeah he's just relaxed. I really love the new guy who does the trump impression ah you know like he's so good at impressions he can do all of the different voices. Yeah

[Assistant] His his impression is crazy the trump impression oh, my gosh, after trump was elected I swear it was only ah political, and um became straight political satire for the next two years.


[User] His his impression is crazy the trump impression oh, my gosh, after trump was elected I swear it was only ah political, and um became straight political satire for the next two years.

[Assistant] It's true, it's true. They had alec baldwin on all the time. Oh, yeah. But


[User] Do you remember, do you remember, uh, what was it? Celebrity Jeopardy?

[Assistant] Celebrity jeopardy, yeah, with will ferrell as alex trebek and they had ah the the the guy who was pretending his name was turd ferguson yeah


[User] What about, what about the, uh, the, uh, the newscasters?

[Assistant] What a funny name.


[User] What a funny name.

[Assistant] And the what was the one where they brought out the the the effeminate guy with like the hair,


[User] And the what was the one where they brought out the the the effeminate guy with like the hair,

[Assistant] Oh, stefon yeah yeah with bill hader yeah, because he can't stop laughing he keeps breaking character and but you know, i've heard that john mulaney would write all of those bits and then he would change out the cue cards right before they would start reading them so bill hader never knew what he was going to say and so it was always a surprise when it came out of his mouth


[User] Oh, stefon yeah yeah with bill hader yeah, because he can't stop laughing he keeps breaking character and but you know, i've heard that john mulaney would write all of those bits and then he would change out the cue cards right before they would start reading them so bill hader never knew what he was going to say and so it was always a surprise when it came out of his mouth

[Assistant] Stefan he put his he puts his face over his head


[User] Stefan he put his he puts his face over his head

[Assistant] And so that's why he kept laughing.


[User] And so that's why he kept laughing.

[Assistant] That's terrifying, but so cool at the same time. I could not imagine. Holy cow.


[User] That's terrifying, but so cool at the same time. I could not imagine. Holy cow.

[Assistant] It's so could you imagine being on live tv,


[User] It's so could you imagine being on live tv,

[Assistant] Ahhhhhhh.


[User] Ahhhhhhh.

[Assistant] I love the the chippendales sketch with chris farley and patrick swayze. Have you seen that one, it's where there are two guys who are working at chippendales and it's patrick swayze and chris farley and they have a dance-off. Yeah yeah and they're like, we don't know who to go with.


[User] I love the the chippendales sketch with chris farley and patrick swayze. Have you seen that one, it's where there are two guys who are working at chippendales and it's patrick swayze and chris farley and they have a dance-off. Yeah yeah and they're like, we don't know who to go with.

[Assistant] Oh my god, I remember that, I remember that. Ah they're both so good, but it's patrick swayze and chris farley.


[User] Oh my god, I remember that, I remember that. Ah they're both so good, but it's patrick swayze and chris farley.

[Assistant] So so good but yeah yeah but it's like an actual dancer and then chris farley's funny moves it's so funny I loved his sketches


[User] So so good but yeah yeah but it's like an actual dancer and then chris farley's funny moves it's so funny I loved his sketches

[Assistant] Chris farley oh, chris farley was so frickin funny.


[User] Chris farley oh, chris farley was so frickin funny.

[Assistant] Yeah the van down by the river yeah oh he had so many good sketches


[User] Which who is your favorite celebrity guest?

[Assistant] Oh, that's a good one. I love when harry styles is on this year and he was like he was so funny and he did the music and the acting part. It was so impressive.


[User] Oh, that's a good one. I love when harry styles is on this year and he was like he was so funny and he did the music and the acting part. It was so impressive.

[Assistant] The guy's so impressive. What can't he do, I forget what was the face, it was the star of um um no, benedict cumberbatch.


[User] The guy's so impressive. What can't he do, I forget what was the face, it was the star of um um no, benedict cumberbatch.

[Assistant] Yeah, who about you, who do you like, oh yeah, when he did the chuck e. Cheese one with boen, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, so good, it was so funny, the like futuristic, yeah,


[User] Yeah, who about you, who do you like, oh yeah, when he did the chuck e. Cheese one with boen, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, so good, it was so funny, the like futuristic, yeah,

[Assistant] Ah elon musk one that was so bad.


[User] Ah elon musk one that was so bad.

[Assistant] Oh no, yeah why did they even do, they shouldn't have bothered. Oh man, it was uncomfortable to watch.


[User] Oh no, yeah why did they even do, they shouldn't have bothered. Oh man, it was uncomfortable to watch.

[Assistant] I don't know. I was like, oh boy. He's so, he tries so hard to get, to get, like, connect with the youth of today. Oh no, man's got a billion dollars. He doesn't


[User] I had this job interview today and I wore my shirt backwards the entire time.

[Assistant] Oh, no, did he notice? Did the interviewer?


[User] Oh, no, did he notice? Did the interviewer?

[Assistant] Of course he noticed. He said, do you, sir, do you realize that your tag is sticking out of your collar in front of your chest, i'm like, no. I said, give me a second. He said, seconds needed. How was your interview,


[User] Of course he noticed. He said, do you, sir, do you realize that your tag is sticking out of your collar in front of your chest, i'm like, no. I said, give me a second. He said, seconds needed. How was your interview,

[Assistant] Oh, you think yours was bad. Mine, I brought a cup of coffee with me and when I came into the door, somebody was coming right out, right as I was entering, and they slammed the glass door into me and the coffee spilled all down me. I know, and I was like, covered for the interview. Yeah, I know, I have to laugh about it. It was really painful, it really was. But, uh, it's...


[User] Oh, you think yours was bad. Mine, I brought a cup of coffee with me and when I came into the door, somebody was coming right out, right as I was entering, and they slammed the glass door into me and the coffee spilled all down me. I know, and I was like, covered for the interview. Yeah, I know, I have to laugh about it. It was really painful, it really was. But, uh, it's...

[Assistant] Laugh away the pain. I must have been scalding too. Well, I had I had this interview. He asked me he asked me if I had done if I had any previous workplace experience in this field and I said, honestly, no. He said, why the hell are you applying? And I said, I don't know. I feel like I'd be a good fit. He said, get out of my office. I said, no, no, no, you got to let me finish the interview. I gave you 30 seconds of my time and he liked my chutzpah.


[User] The weirdest question they asked me, man, they asked a lot of weird questions, I can tell you that. They asked me what my favorite smell was.

[Assistant] Oh, what did you say,


[User] Oh, what did you say,

[Assistant] I said patchouli,


[User] I said patchouli,

[Assistant] Ah julie that was what came to mind.


[User] Ah julie that was what came to mind.

[Assistant] And then he gave me this like this and then he gave me this like really judgy look like patchouli was a bad smell.


[User] And then he gave me this like this and then he gave me this like really judgy look like patchouli was a bad smell.

[Assistant] Yeah I don't blame him but julie is not the first smell I would go to but I mean if that's your call


[User] Yeah I don't blame him but julie is not the first smell I would go to but I mean if that's your call

[Assistant] I mean, I started apologizing right away. I was like sorry, sir.


[User] I mean, I started apologizing right away. I was like sorry, sir.

[Assistant] You didn't need to apologize oh,


[User] You didn't need to apologize oh,

[Assistant] I guess patchouli's a bad smell.


[User] Hey, buddy, what's going on, what's happening,

[Assistant] I'm sorry, I just had to put down my cat. I didn't. She got out this morning and she ran up the hill and I wasn't there to see her catch her and a coyote got her. And I got there before it killed her, but it was too late to save her. And I had to take her to the vet and the emergency vet and they couldn't do anything for her.


[User] I'm so sorry i'm so sorry. Come here, come here.

[Assistant] I don't know what to do. Yeah, thank you.


[User] How long ago was it,

[Assistant] I, I was this morning and I haven't stopped, I haven't gotten it together since. I keep leaking and crying and I don't know if I can go to work today.


[User] It's okay, it's okay. I'll i'll text your work and tell them that you're gonna take the day off, all right,

[Assistant] Thank you, yeah. I have a really important meeting I gotta get ready for tomorrow and I just can't focus.


[User] No, I totally understand. I totally understand.

[Assistant] And normally, anna would would be by my feet when when I would be getting ready for the meeting. And now I just have to sit there and do it by myself. And I don't I don't know what to do because she's not there. And it's just a constant reminder that she's she's dead.


[User] I'm so sorry. Do you need me to stay with you tonight, I can okay I can do that.

[Assistant] Yes, please. Thank you. You're such a good friend.


[User] Hey, ah you want to um tell me what that ah photo over there was with you and your cat,

[Assistant] Yeah that's from the day I got anna. I went to the burbank animal shelter and they had a bunch of cats and I asked for the one who had been there the longest and um and they pointed to anna and she was she was kind of ugly and ragged and she had a snaggletooth and I thought that she was perfect.


[User] 呵呵呵。

[Assistant] I I brought her home that day and she immediately warmed up to me and she hasn't, she she didn't leave my side ever since. But today she just got out when I wasn't looking and it was my fault that I opened the door and


[User] It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

[Assistant] No, it is my fault. I should have been more careful. I know that she she likes to run outside when I open the door and if i'm not looking and and I know that we have coyotes around here and I should have should have known. I should have should have been there for her and I I wasn't there for her and and it's my fault.


[User] No, no, thank you.

[Assistant] Thank you for being here for me. It means a lot.


[User] I know it's kind of hard to go through this stuff, but what helps me when i'm in a really sad space after I also lost a pet was I sat and talked about my um some of my favorite memories i've had and if that will help you um I mean you've already got me for the rest of the day so and probably into tomorrow so

[Assistant] Well, thank you.


[User] If you want to tell me some of your favorite memories of hannah.

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah well when I first got anna when I would leave to go to the grocery store or to the office or anywhere that I had to leave her at home for I noticed she would whine and cry the second I closed the door and so I didn't want to leave her with all of that anxiety and and and stress so I got her one of those like dog puzzle toys you know


[User] And, you know, there it is. And you have to figure out how to become a cat dad

[Assistant] Yeah yeah it's fun being a cat parent isn't it,


[User] Hey, how'd the, um, how'd the job interview go? I got a cake for ya.

[Assistant] You know really, really sweet, but it it was it was shit. It was really bad. And I I messed it up. I I bombed it, and I.


[User] Okay, okay this is

[Assistant] I don't understand what all of the schooling was for and and all of the work that i've done if I just can't even get into an interview without sounding like an absolute idiot.


[User] Not ok. First firstly um the limo company that you used to work for them giving out information like that is technically illegal they can just when they ask for a reference all they are allowed to give is your name when you started working there and when you stopped working there that is all they are allowed to get so i'm so sorry but they have deceived you and they tricked you and that does not feel good.

[Assistant] It doesn't feel good, but I don't know what to do to fix it because it happened and I can't can't go back and change anything. But now i've completely made myself look look unreliable and like a liar to this law firm. And if I try to interview anywhere else, i'm sure they're going to notice or ask around. And everybody works at kraftwerk and everybody works there.


[User] And if they tricked you in the interview if they were not honest with you instead of just asking a question and being reasonable,

[Assistant] It's true, but I I went to law school so I could work there. I feel like i've everything has been put into this basket and I have been everything has been done with this in mind and this was the ultimate goal and I had a chance I had a chance at being a partner and I


[User] So painful.

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] So sorry. Come here, come here. I'll give you an hug.

[Assistant] Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. You've always been a really good friend to me.


[User] Are there any other law firms that you know got your attention,

[Assistant] I mean, there's backups, but they're all bad. They're all backups, you know, like I guess I could put in an interview at chicardy, but I just I think I would like to be doing exactly what I want to be doing, you know, I want to be doing entertainment law. I don't want to be doing all of the divorce paperwork, all of the the other crap that they would pile onto me if I worked at one of these other big firms, and I it's


[User] That's an assumption and I think you can spin it in a more positive way you you might have you say your brain might have short-circuited right but to me when someone stops talking it's not like their eyes go dead they're thinking and so that shows you have a cognitive response to the question that he just asked and you are thinking about the words that he said you know what I mean

[Assistant] Sure, yeah, sure, but I still feel like lawyers are supposed to be good at talking and and and thinking on their feet. And and I clearly showed that I am not capable of that. What what happens if I get into a trial and that happens, like what happens if if this is just what's going to happen every time I have to get up in front of somebody or or speak and do something important, I i


[User] And they said, why are you here, and I said honestly, I don't know.

[Assistant] You sound like a dumb kid.


[User] I'm going to miss this when i'm gone.

[Assistant] And miss you a lot yeah I feel like i'm not sure when you're going to come visit me again you better come visit me okay,


[User] Of course I will, of course I will. Why are you even saying that? You know me.

[Assistant] You get to go to California and and I have to stay here and I'm really excited for you and I I am so happy that you get to go and live your dreams and and and do what you want with your life and and I'm sorry I'm just a little bit I'm just a little bit jealous and it's okay I I know I didn't I didn't get straight a's like you and I didn't I didn't get a scholarship and and that's why and it's fine I i'm going to stay here and i'm i'm i'm going to i'm going to start a business and we're going to figure it out but I just i'm going to miss you okay


[User] You get to go to California and and I have to stay here and I'm really excited for you and I I am so happy that you get to go and live your dreams and and and do what you want with your life and and I'm sorry I'm just a little bit I'm just a little bit jealous and it's okay I I know I didn't I didn't get straight a's like you and I didn't I didn't get a scholarship and and that's why and it's fine I i'm going to stay here and i'm i'm i'm going to i'm going to start a business and we're going to figure it out but I just i'm going to miss you okay

[Assistant] I'm going to start crying too. Why do you do this to me?


[User] Youre my best friend too.

[Assistant] And I don't know what i'm going to do without you here. Like who's going to come with me to walmart parking lots in the middle of the night, and and


[User] Who's going to who's going to chase after the frogs in the swamp or the fireflies in the field,

[Assistant] Yeah and have bonfires every october every weekend


[User] You know, im coming back for those.

[Assistant] You better they don't give you long enough breaks there do they


[User] No, i'm gonna be in i'm gonna be in hell it's

[Assistant] Yeah.


[User] Thanks. So are you. What ah what business are you going to start,

[Assistant] I want to you know, I i've always loved dance and I I just thought if I can't go do it, you know, like if I can't go to new york or or l a or or one of the big cities maybe i'd start a company here and and teach some kids, you know, like I don't know it was just a thought it's going to cost a lot of money and it's going to take some time. I got I got to keep you got to keep working and i'm just going to keep working at buffalo wild wings and you're going to be you're going to be in california aren't you,


[User] When it becomes so popular, when you become a touring dance instructor a la, you know, yoga fitness or if we want to go into like more of an america's got talent kind of thing i'm gonna need you to come out to visit me too.

[Assistant] Yeah, i'm gonna, okay, if i'm gonna save up for a plane ticket first thing and and for for your if you don't come over thanksgiving, that's i'm coming to you, okay,


[User] Ok are you still living with your parents,

[Assistant] Yeah, I I can't afford an apartment yet, but i've been it's either a down payment on and on an apartment or a down payment on a studio. So I don't


[User] Next year, i'll be there in five months ok,

[Assistant] Okay. It just feels like it's gonna be so long and so far away and so much time without you. Like I don't know how I'm gonna fill the time.


[User] I'm going to fly you out and then you're going to have a dance studio out here or out there.

[Assistant] Yeah. Mm-hmm.


[User] And my best friend to know that this is hard but we'll get through it.

[Assistant] Gonna get through it. You better call me every weekend okay yeah


[User] And you don't call me, you gotta facetime me, okay,

[Assistant] That's the same difference, dude.


[User] That's the same difference, dude.

[Assistant] I know, but just saying.


[User] And make sure you have a ah a plate of ah you know garlic parmesan for me when when I come back, ok,

[Assistant] Oh, I know, I always will. Yep, always. Bone in.


[User] Bone in. Well, if you don't have your bone in, it's you're a heathen. So

[Assistant] Yeah, thats what they say, you know what i always say, well, i love you, man, okay?


[User] Ok. Um I have it's not much, but I have a bag of half-eaten nacho cheese doritos if you if you want to have some.

[Assistant] No, you're very nice, but that's really weird.


[User] No, you're you're okay.

[Assistant] I just it's just been a lot in one day, right, like I just I am waiting for the biopsy results for me and and my mom and is is just had surgery and it's just like everything after everything and then I just I can't deal with the car on top of this and I got to pick up my kids from school and I don't want to I don't have to I just I i'm gonna be late and I it's just too much for me in one day. And


[User] I'm sorry. Ah

[Assistant] Where are you headed?


[User] I just got off my shift. I work as a cashier at this place, this cookie store down the street yeah, priscilla. I don't know, but have I seen you in there before,

[Assistant] I mean, I I usually go in for my mom's birthday. It's like her her favorite place. Yeah yeah


[User] Oh, ok are you going to be here for a little while longer, I can run back to it's just down the street. I can run back to the store and use I didn't use my cookies for the day, so I can pick up some extra cookies if you need them.

[Assistant] My gosh, no you are no, you're too nice and even just the offer is making no, it's okay no, you


[User] I'm going to do that i'm going to do that you come with me you come with me

[Assistant] Why are you being so nice to me, I don't understand. Thank you. I I haven't had anybody give me a break today and I just needed this. So


[User] I don't know. I got somebody tipped me you know forty bucks on a ten dollars order today, so I guess i'm returning the favor.

[Assistant] I remember those days. And yeah, that's a good feeling, isn't it, thank you.


[User] Two of us are you know two peas in a pod.

[Assistant] Yeah we like the weird flavors don't we, a couple of weirdos.


[User] But I heard you have two kids, so

[Assistant] Yeah well, you youre being ridiculously sweet. Yeah, yeah, sarah. Sarah likes the classic chocolate chip and john is john is a big fan of the chocolate with the cherries on top. And i dont know, i know those are like thursdays, maybe only, but i dont know if you have them today.


[User] Um my what kind of celtic devil spirit did you you know,

[Assistant] I don't know, I think I'm just, I think God is mad at me. I don't know what I've done today because this is just, this is unfair. This is absolutely, this is absolutely unfair and I didn't do anything to deserve this. I don't deserve to be sick. I have two kids to take care of. My mother needs to be here for it and I don't, I can't put on a new fricking tire when, when I have to be somewhere and I just, I don't, I'm sorry you're getting all of it.


[User] No, its okay, cookies cant fix a popped tire.

[Assistant] No they can't. I don't even think I have the spare still. I think I think


[User] Ah how but how far away are your ah your kids, we can go and pick them up if you want.

[Assistant] No, i'll just, i'll have, i'll text my husband and i'll have him pick them up. But if, if, i'm sorry to ask you for another favor, but do you think you could just drive me to the hospital, I know it's, it's like a, a ten minute drive, so if you can't, it's really okay, like you've already done a lot.


[User] I can do that very easily.

[Assistant] You sure ok thank you. You are an angel and I I don't know where you came from and i'm not even going to ask because I just.


[User] I came from Priscilla's.

[Assistant] Ah well, thank you my gosh can I take a can I just have a hug, is that is that


[User] Ooh did you want to cry today,

[Assistant] I did. I put on forrest gump. So I would. You know me. It always makes me cry.


[User] What part are you on right now, I can't see the t v.

[Assistant] Ah it's the part where lieutenant dan gets his legs and he's walking up for the first time we've ever seen him walk right now and it's just it's always my favorite part you know it gets me it's like there's like five different parts that get me here right like i've already cried about his death and


[User] I got you. Why do why do you need to cry, what's going on,

[Assistant] I don't know, I just felt like I needed a release, you know? I went and I worked out and I didn't feel good after, so I just thought, you know, maybe if I cried out, I'll just, I'll feel good, right? Like, this is what my mom told me to do, she's a therapist for a long time, and so she was just like, if you can, if you can get it out of your body, out of your system, you know, you won't hold on to it, so I just figured it would be good to get it out, you know?


[User] Oh, look, he's starting his run.

[Assistant] Yeah, good for him. Look at him. He's got the he doesn't know that just in a little bit, everybody's going to be running behind him and he's going to start a whole movement and he's going to invent a bumper sticker phrase and he just he doesn't even know what's to come yet. He's just so innocent and he's so he's such a good actor, tom hanks. I just forget that he's not he's not the character, you know, do you ever cry at movies, I feel like you always walk in on me crying at movies and i've never seen you


[User] It's hard when you cry at every movie.

[Assistant] I'm sorry, it's just everything makes me feel so much.


[User] I don't know how it's possible, but you even cried at the emoji movie, dude. Like, what,

[Assistant] I know, but because there were so many sad emojis in that, like, how could you, they don't ever get to change, you know, they stay sad forever. They're stuck as a sad emoji. That's so sad.


[User] It is so so I do cry at movies, just not really forrest gump.

[Assistant] Yeah but it's a good one you know like some people cry at it robert zemeckis is a genius and I think that he knows how to tug on your heartstrings he just he he really he just gets me you know he like he knows that like these poignant moments of of this innocent guy running and and running the the football touchdown you know and then it coming back later to help him in life when he's running and leading a movement of people like who thinks of that I don't know robert zemeckis maybe the the guy who wrote the book I i'd never read the book but yeah I don't know it's genius stuff man


[User] Do you want me to go grab your um your little stuffed animal, the the walrus,

[Assistant] Yeah, could you bring wally the walrus to me, that would be really nice of you. Thank you. Could you give me some water, too, I just.


[User] Yeah just avert your eyes from the tv real quick as I pick a movie. We don't

[Assistant] Okay, okay, I won't look.


[User] It's the jenny scene, so. Ah

[Assistant] Oh, gosh, the jenny scenes. I don't want to watch the jenny scenes. She's not going to make it.


[User] Worry ah that how does cars cars sound, do you want to watch cars,

[Assistant] I like cars, I like cars better than I like him finding out that he had a child with her the whole time.


[User] Yeah though, that's not how about um the the secret life of oh, lightning mcqueen, ok. You know

[Assistant] Ah okay, the secret life is fine. Anything lightning mcqueen is great because he always has the funny catchphrase and it makes me feel better. So


[User] What is it again? What is the catchphrase?

[Assistant] It's kachin. Is it kachin or is it kachau,


[User] Yeah she said that she was feeling a little sick and said that the drive would take it out of her. So she said that she was not going to i'm so sorry i'm so sorry

[Assistant] She's not a little sick. I know that she's not a little sick. I know that she just doesn't approve and I I thought that she had agreed to come today. I I don't understand if she's agreed why she would just cancel last minute like this when i'm already dressed and in makeup I I don't know what to do. Do I do I go out there, do I do this,


[User] Come here. I'm turning you around to face me right now, okay,

[Assistant] How could mom do this, okay,


[User] Ah goodness, your makeup is smearing oh no,

[Assistant] I can't help it. I'm sorry. I don't want it to smear. She did such a good job.


[User] No, it's okay. She's she's sitting somewhere in the stands. I'll go fetch her, all right, but i'll do that later.

[Assistant] Okay, thank you. Yeah i'll text her oh,


[User] So sorry and you know that I love you that dad loves you and that our little brother loves you and that grandma and grandpa they love you too and that my family loves you or our family loves you all right

[Assistant] It's true, but but how does brian feel right now, he certainly doesn't feel good if he knows that my mom hates him enough to not come to my wedding on the wedding day after she said she would.


[User] Honestly, the relationship between mom and brian hasn't always been the greatest, so.

[Assistant] I know, but that doesn't mean that she can't support me.


[User] I know this is uncalled for and it's going to hurt a lot for a long time.

[Assistant] This is just typical mom this is typical mom. She makes everything all about herself.


[User] And

[Assistant] She made today all about her and not about me. I, I've been waiting for this day my entire life. And she just, she had to come in and she had to ruin it. She had to come in and, and say, no, it can't be about you today. The one day that gets to be about you, it has to be about me. Because she can't handle it when it's about me.


[User] So much so that I had to come out there and I had to you know motivate you to get up and then you remember you played through the rest of that game and you scored the winning goal even with a bum leg that turned out to just be a deep bruise.

[Assistant] It was a very deep bruise though.


[User] Very deep bruise. But do you remember that day,

[Assistant] I do yeah. Mom, mom was in her car. The whole time she didnt even come, watch the game. And you were there and dad was there. And yeah, yeah.


[User] Just like when we were playing soccer all right,

[Assistant] All right I just I just need a couple minutes to get it together, ok, i'm sorry


[User] Yeah, would you mind staying with me, i

[Assistant] I still got to finish this braid, I mean.


[User] I still got to finish this braid, I mean.

[Assistant] Yeah it's a little bit messy, isn't it,


[User] And i'm a perfectionist, what can I say,

[Assistant] You are. Thats why youve always been a good soccer coach.


[User] Well, you wouldn't be crying, cause if I wasn't here, you wouldn't have heard.

[Assistant] Well, i'm glad I didn't just get out there and not see her. Thank you for telling me beforehand.


[User] I was going to say I can throw the chair in the lake if you want me to.

[Assistant] I like that idea better. I think that sounds good.


[User] Ah okay, i'll throw the chair in the lake and then we'll have a big old celebration say, fuck mom

[Assistant] Yeah, fuck mom. I love you, travis.


[User] Hey, didn't you have that, what was it, the um the bungee aerobics course coming up, like, what you doing here,

[Assistant] Yeah, I I did, and it feels stupid to cry about, but I I I got there like four minutes late, and and you know, I like I signed up for it like four months ago, and I paid the two hundred dollars, and you know, the coach was supposed to be like this world-renowned guy, and he came all the way from france, and I got there, I was only four minutes late, and it was because of the parking, and and the street parking was so hard to find, and they just they didn't let me in. They gave my spot away to somebody else.


[User] What what did they give you a refund,

[Assistant] No, they kept my money and they just they said too bad, so sad. It was in the fine print. And I like I know that. And I I just I feel so stupid that I didn't I didn't just like leave ten minutes earlier or like I just feel so stupid. I made myself look like an idiot in front of the top coach in the world. Like I just yeah


[User] It's it's stupid. It's not even his real name, right, it's like,

[Assistant] That's his stage name. Yeah.


[User] He's he's a complete hack. He's a complete hack. The fact that he turned you away after you paid two hundred dollars because of some bullshit fine print clause is absolutely insuffering and stupid.

[Assistant] Right. And, you know, he didn't even have the gall to turn me away. It was his assistant or or whatever that lady was. Like, I don't know what she was doing there but you're right. You're right. I'm a good bungee aerobics person.


[User] So i'm I don't know. I know how much this means to you, and bungee aerobics isn't something that I normally do so if you're willing to compromise and do actual, like, aerobics and bungee aerobics i'd be willing to give you that slot.

[Assistant] You serious right now oh, my gosh thank you so much. You're the best friend i've ever had. Like, absolutely, one hundred percent i'll do it. Yes, thank you


[User] No and you know, I mean, like, it's not the biggest yoga studio in the world. It's not like you just get a couple of moms in there. But,

[Assistant] Um care I get to work with you and I get to do bungee aerobics and that's just that's exactly what I want to do and I thank you thank you for making this happen.


[User] Oh, my gosh, are you okay?

[Assistant] No, no, i'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay.


[User] Um my gosh i'm i'm so sorry. I I didn't see your dog and I I didn't mean to I I

[Assistant] Always wait with


[User] Always wait with

[Assistant] I didn't know. I'm so sorry. I ah what was his name, what's his name,


[User] I didn't know. I'm so sorry. I ah what was his name, what's his name,

[Assistant] And i'm smiling.


[User] I always knew, I always knew this was gonna happen, but I didn't know it was gonna happen so soon.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry. I oh god, i'm so sorry. I I wish I could do something to help you. I oh can can we put my jacket around her, can we can we


[User] I'm so sorry. I oh god, i'm so sorry. I I wish I could do something to help you. I oh can can we put my jacket around her, can we can we

[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know.


[User] You know what, it's okay, you can just, just, just take a step back away from her and, and, and I'll get her, okay? Okay?

[Assistant] Okay okay.


[User] I'm I'm so sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.

[Assistant] Dog is dead.


[User] I'm i'm sure she was so lucky to have you as the owner ah is there something I can do, can I can I pay you money for for a new dog, can I,

[Assistant] No, no, it's not gonna, no, no, no.


[User] I'm sorry. No, of course not. I know, I know.

[Assistant] I don't know.


[User] Um,

[Assistant] And tell you a bit about her,


[User] Please, please tell me about her. I would love to hear a story about her.

[Assistant] Um so marley, i'd say um she was always an escape animal she would um


[User] I'm so sorry. Yeah I it sounds like she was a pretty funny dog like she

[Assistant] She was she loved chase and she you know, here's the thing right, she would she would run away and he'd be like, well, where are you going, molly, we'd we'd chase after her and then she would treat it as like some game where she would always run far enough away where she was just within eyesight but then when, ah you know, you'd get close enough, she'd run away again. It's like this game of like chase. It was her favorite game.


[User] She was she loved chase and she you know, here's the thing right, she would she would run away and he'd be like, well, where are you going, molly, we'd we'd chase after her and then she would treat it as like some game where she would always run far enough away where she was just within eyesight but then when, ah you know, you'd get close enough, she'd run away again. It's like this game of like chase. It was her favorite game.

[Assistant] Yeah she liked to play catch did you name her after the dog from marley and me,


[User] Yeah she liked to play catch did you name her after the dog from marley and me,

[Assistant] She came out before molly and me, actually. Molly and me named her. Molly molly and me created this movie about my dog.


[User] She came out before molly and me, actually. Molly and me named her. Molly molly and me created this movie about my dog.

[Assistant] Oh man, I'm I'm so sorry. What's your name?


[User] Oh man, I'm I'm so sorry. What's your name?

[Assistant] My name's jeff.


[User] No, its.

[Assistant] She's she was a fast runner, and it was dark, and she's a dark dog. And you know, it's not your fault. It's not your


[User] No, but it it is it's something we can we can fix. Let's let's let's get ah let's get um ah can we bury her together, do you want to,

[Assistant] I mean,


[User] Just sit with you, okay,

[Assistant] I'm going to be i'm going to cry. Is that okay,


[User] Ah cry away please. When my cat passed away, I cried a lot. Yeah.

[Assistant] Yeah, I know what that feels like. Did you ever have a dog,


[User] Actually, i'm i'm originally from illinois, but yeah, i've been here for like

[Assistant] Was wondering if maybe our dogs communed in the woods or something. I don't know.


[User] Ah she liked to ride in the car,

[Assistant] The back of my, the back of my car is just coated in dog slobber and fur and I hate it. I hate the smell and I hate the way it just feels when your back there. It feels grimy and gross and disgusting. But I'm gonna be cleaning it like next week and I won't be, she won't be there to make it dirty again.


[User] Can can I clean it for you, can can can I help, i'll clean out your car. You know what, that that seems like a fair trade. Yeah,

[Assistant] No, it's okay, you don't don't do that, no, don't do that just just


[User] No, it's okay, you don't don't do that, no, don't do that just just

[Assistant] No. You know, I live, like, three blocks from here. It's it's not an issue. I assume you live close because she escaped.


[User] No are you feeling okay, i'm sorry miss amos is a jerk.

[Assistant] Truly, honestly, I don't know. I was i'm kind of going through it right now because I was told that I was good at this thing and then you know, I I I paused all of my other things in life just to prepare for that one audition and then I got the callback and I was so close and I was right there and I could taste the role. They gave it to fucking jacob. They gave it to fucking jacob. Jacob doesn't know how to fucking act.


[User] Truly, honestly, I don't know. I was i'm kind of going through it right now because I was told that I was good at this thing and then you know, I I I paused all of my other things in life just to prepare for that one audition and then I got the callback and I was so close and I was right there and I could taste the role. They gave it to fucking jacob. They gave it to fucking jacob. Jacob doesn't know how to fucking act.

[Assistant] I know, I know, he's not nearly as good as you, and you know what, if Miss Amos can't see that, that's her fault, right, like, like, you're gonna be so talented. You don't need the high school play. Like, come on, like, you're too good for this. You could go downtown and do real theater, you know, you could be doing professional theater, you don't need this show. I know you quit the soccer team and everything, but.


[User] I know, I know, he's not nearly as good as you, and you know what, if Miss Amos can't see that, that's her fault, right, like, like, you're gonna be so talented. You don't need the high school play. Like, come on, like, you're too good for this. You could go downtown and do real theater, you know, you could be doing professional theater, you don't need this show. I know you quit the soccer team and everything, but.

[Assistant] I don't know. I'm going to miss I am not even a part of it. And i'm going to miss, like, the camaraderie between the castmates. Like, all of my friends are in it. You're in it. Becky's in it. Jennifer is in it. You know, steven's in it. Everyone's in it. And i'm not in it. I'm not even an ensemble. I'm not even a main i'm not even a named character. I'm not even a fucking tree. I'm just not in the show.


[User] Yeah, well, I mean you're a natural in wood shop. It's true. Like everybody talks about it and of course you're you're great on stage. But yeah, if if you can't be on stage this time, I think you want to go sign up for the crew together, i'll walk you to to the sign up list. We can we can put your name on it.

[Assistant] Okay okay I wanted to um i'm sorry I didn't even I didn't even say congratulations to you.


[User] You know what, no, it's okay. It doesn't matter.

[Assistant] Got the lead role. That's like what you've always wanted. And


[User] Yeah, so what, you know, i'm excited, but,

[Assistant] It's not so what, it's not so what.


[User] It's not going to be as fun if you're not a part of it. I'm i'm being honest. Like if my friends aren't there, then why even why even bother, so I want you there and I want you to be on the crew and I want to go to the cast party with you and have you be there and be a part of all the fun parts of it, too, ok, and if you join the crew, who knows, maybe maybe somebody will drop out and they'll need somebody to replace them. And you know where miss amos always looks first. She always pulls from crew first.

[Assistant] Just hurts because like it's just like one of my favorite shows, you know,


[User] I know, i know it.

[Assistant] Wanted to be a part of it for so long. And like, I have all of the lines like basically memorized at this point. I don't know. It's what got me and it's what got me into it was listening to the musical. And


[User] I know, but you know, there's only so many people that can be in little shop of horrors. There's only so many people that can can be on stage at once. And and you know, it's good. It's honestly good practice if you if you decide to go into this for real. Like if you if you go and try to become an actor

[Assistant] I get into the, you know, if I get it because I didn't even get into the frickin' show. But if I get into wood shop, I at least get to build like a really, really cool little plant, huh,


[User] Yeah, of course and they're gonna put you into wood shop. They'd be so stupid to not put I mean of course, of course.

[Assistant] And still get to act because you know even though like avery is going to be singing i'll be able to at least move the puppets and stuff.


[User] Yeah, yeah, that's like that's that's so important. That's that's a whole role in the show. Like, if if you get to do that, you're you're honestly more personality in the show than probably avery or anybody else in the cast. Right. Like

[Assistant] Yeah, jacob doesn't know jacob.


[User] No, please, feel free, play, play it loud, like, if it's helping you, yeah.

[Assistant] Okay. Do you know this song,


[User] Hey, howd. It go with the tickets this morning. Did you manage to get em?

[Assistant] No, my ah my ah my alarm never went off. I'm so sorry. I I should have set a second one. Either I slept through it or.


[User] Honey, it's okay. Don't. No.

[Assistant] I turned it off in my sleep. And i'm so sorry. I know how much this band means to you. And


[User] You know what, it happens. Like, I I honestly didn't think you were gonna be able to get the tickets anyway. Like, I know it was, like,

[Assistant] I tried really hard. I'm always failing. I fail so much. I'm so sorry.


[User] No, hey, hey, don't be hard on yourself. It's not your fault. It happens. I've i've done that before, too, with with work and and and with with important family functions. Like sometimes it happens. Your phone doesn't go off, or you set it for p m. Instead of a m. It's totally normal, and you know bummer we don't get to see them this time, right, but ah

[Assistant] The last time they're going to be performing. We're not going to see them this time. We're not going to see them ever, you know,


[User] Maybe maybe we can drive down to san diego and get tickets for when they're there and instead of here. I know those well yeah, I mean I know it's a long drive and and it might cost a lot, but I don't know if those tickets are sold out, too it doesn't matter like it's it's really ok we can we can watch them on youtube, you know, it's it's fine. It's it's fleetwood mac. They're they're great and of course we would love to see stevie nicks and and lindsey buckingham and everybody yeah, but it's just it happens, right,

[Assistant] I guess, but like, I don't know, I feel like i've i've disappointed you in a sense, you know, this was supposed to be like a big surprise and I don't know, I was gonna you just wanted us to get like the nosebleeds, but I got a big check from work and then i


[User] Honey,

[Assistant] Was going to get us, like, front row seats because that is how, you know, it's our band. It's it's our band.


[User] Was going to get us, like, front row seats because that is how, you know, it's our band. It's it's our band.

[Assistant] Yeah don't tell me that. That's okay. Oh man. You know it happens. It's


[User] Yeah don't tell me that. That's okay. Oh man. You know it happens. It's

[Assistant] I was going to surprise you. I was going to take a video of you showing up and then being like you know, let's go to the nosebleeds. And i'm like, no, no, no. We're going all the way down there, you know.


[User] So thoughtful and sweet of you and you know what, I you didn't need to do all of that. I'm glad you get to save your money, okay, like we'll put it towards something else.

[Assistant] No, I don't want to see you.


[User] "Grandma's wool sweater?

[Assistant] One with the family crest on it, the one that she made when when my dad was when our dad was born, you know,


[User] One with the family crest on it, the one that she made when when my dad was when our dad was born, you know,

[Assistant] Yeah um i'm so sorry. I had it was in the garage where in the garage was it,


[User] Yeah um i'm so sorry. I had it was in the garage where in the garage was it,

[Assistant] It was in the garage. It was in the old box.


[User] That's awful.

[Assistant] I didn't think that I was going to care about it this much, but I don't know. Losing that really hurts.


[User] I'm so sorry, tucker. That that sucks and and um I know that was supposed to be yours and and that you were going to give that to your kids and I always was a little bit jealous and man that that sucks. I'm so sorry is is it is it salvageable at all, could we could we maybe take it to a seamstress or or a

[Assistant] I don't know. I just it's kind of hard because the garage is a mess. I mean, you saw it. It's fully collapsed. And like I I was


[User] You know, maybe maybe we can figure out a way to get uncle tom to to give you his um his sweater that she made him when he was born. Yeah, like like we could we could figure something out yeah

[Assistant] Maybe I don't know could you help me,


[User] Yeah, they told me to stay away from the scene and

[Assistant] I mean it's kind of hard you know because I just I miss grandma and you know even though it was in a box and I feel bad for that I feel like I never should have put it in a box in the first place you know i'm feeling so guilty


[User] Are you making your chicken tortilla soup, that's my favorite.

[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, i'm making my ticket to haiti ah so


[User] Are you okay, what's wrong,

[Assistant] I'm fine, i'm just no, there's like four onions in this thing.


[User] I'm fine, i'm just no, there's like four onions in this thing.

[Assistant] Yeah and and that's a lot of onions and those are those are some spicy onions. Ooh.


[User] Yeah and and that's a lot of onions and those are those are some spicy onions. Ooh.

[Assistant] Yeah, it's a lot of onions and my eyes are feeling particularly sensitive.


[User] Yeah, it's a lot of onions and my eyes are feeling particularly sensitive.

[Assistant] Yeah, I don't blame you. Yeah, when I make the green bean casserole for for thanksgiving every year, every time I have to cut up the yellow onion, i'm just like, it's endless tears. It's


[User] I feel that.

[Assistant] Yeah, it it happens. It's hard don't touch your eyes. Don't do that. Yeah, oof, oh, that's painful. Yeah do you want me to get you a paper towel, let me get you some water,


[User] Yeah, it it happens. It's hard don't touch your eyes. Don't do that. Yeah, oof, oh, that's painful. Yeah do you want me to get you a paper towel, let me get you some water,

[Assistant] I'll be fine. Just let the tears come down my cheeks as a form of punishment for touching my eyes. I'll know never to do it again.


[User] Yeah, that's not good though. That looks like it hurts really bad.

[Assistant] It's just a lot, you know,


[User] Yeah, that's a lot of, a lot of onions. Are you sure it needs that many onions for this one soup,

[Assistant] It needs that many. That's what the recipe called for.


[User] Okay, okay.

[Assistant] Five onions,


[User] Five onions in one pot, wow, okay.

[Assistant] Yeah it's like french onion soup but it's not the french onion soup it's the vegan chicken casserole.


[User] Yeah it's like french onion soup but it's not the french onion soup it's the vegan chicken casserole.

[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's okay, it's okay. You know what, can I take over for a little bit, you want me to chop,


[User] Yeah, no, it's okay, it's okay. You know what, can I take over for a little bit, you want me to chop,

[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. I got a job. I can't trust you after you almost cut off your finger that one time.


[User] I know, and I got the, I didn't mean to get my blood all in the food, I know it ruined your meal, and I'm sorry.

[Assistant] So it didn't taste bad. It was just weird, you know,


[User] I know, well it was not good and I don't want to make you eat that, that's gross. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Assistant] I don't want to eat your bloody onions, you know I sounded british there


[User] I don't want to eat your bloody onions, you know I sounded british there

[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's okay. You did sound british. Oh, you you're so pitiful. Oh, yeah, it's it's okay. But


[User] Yeah, no, it's okay. You did sound british. Oh, you you're so pitiful. Oh, yeah, it's it's okay. But

[Assistant] Oh my goodness can you grab the olive oil,


[User] Yeah, ill get the olive oil started. Do you mean?

[Assistant] And the garlic, I need the garlic, too.


[User] Okay, i'll i'll get the the pan started on the stove and and you can ah you can keep going with the onions. You're only, like, halfway through.

[Assistant] I know, I got so many more onions to cut.


[User] I know. That's so much. That's a lot of onions. Yeah no, I just I just turn the stove on medium and I I just is that good enough, do you do you want me to put it on low, medium,

[Assistant] Medium's fine. Maybe medium-high. I want to kind of blister the onions if possible.


[User] Okay, okay, okay. And i'll i'll just put a little dollop of olive oil and yeah.

[Assistant] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.


[User] Do you want a tissue, I can get you a tissue. You're getting some tears on the onions. Yeah, ok.

[Assistant] Yeah, sure, i'll take a tissue. Oh, shoot, i'm so, i'm gonna be a little salty.


[User] That's okay. We just sometimes it happens. We get our blood or our tears in the food and.

[Assistant] You know what it is, bodily fluids and food, if it isn't in there, it doesn't make you


[User] You know what it is, bodily fluids and food, if it isn't in there, it doesn't make you

[Assistant] Glad the health department doesn't check our house, right, yeah, it's okay.


[User] Glad the health department doesn't check our house, right, yeah, it's okay.

[Assistant] Yes, this is exactly it, this is exactly it. Oh, my goodness. I got one more run in. I got one more run in.


[User] Ah you're so close with those guys. Yeah, you got one more onion. It's gonna be okay. You're almost there. I promise you, you're gonna be fine. You got one more onion and then we get to enjoy your delicious soup. It's my favorite recipe. It's so good.

[Assistant] It's gonna it's you know I think it's his favorite recipe because you could tell the most amount of emotions went into it.


[User] That's true. You know, they say if you make food with love, it tastes better. And if you make food with tears, it tastes even better, right, yeah

[Assistant] Tastes even better. Who needs salt when you have my salty tears,


[User] Tastes even better. Who needs salt when you have my salty tears,

[Assistant] There you go, yeah, exactly, exactly.


[User] There you go, yeah, exactly, exactly.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, I think i'm done. I think i'm done, I think i'm done.


[User] I'm so sorry, tom. That sucks. That's horrible oh,

[Assistant] I just, I don't know, I spent, I spent so much time and effort and money into, you know, getting to that place and I got, you know, and I bought new equipment, I bought a new camera, and I bought, you know, I bought a new lens and I paid for a flight. Gosh.


[User] I'm so sorry I that's that's absolutely wild that they would they would bring you out there for a fourth interview and and with the resume you have,

[Assistant] I think it's just because I failed on the third one, you know, the fourth one was just like slowly let me down. There was no chance. They walked in and they're like, hey you know, we really love your work, but it's just now is not the time, you know,


[User] Yeah, that's.

[Assistant] I didn't get any good shots on I didn't get any good shots.


[User] What do you think happened? Were you feeling off that day? What do you mean you didn't get any good shots? You're so good.

[Assistant] I think I just got very nervous and I wasn't confident when I was taking the photos and I was starting to overthink and you know, it just all kind of snowballed from there until I got nothing, you know, I got nothing I could give them.


[User] That's that's no fun at all. And i'm so sorry that that happened to you. That's everybody gets nervous in interviews, and and it's totally normal to let that get in the way. Like, that's on them for not understanding that sometimes people get nervous and and they don't do their best work because they're nervous. They they need a minute to settle in. And if they were smart, they would have given you a chance to settle in and and get used to the job. And then they would have made their decision based on whether they thought you were capable or not. Because because your resume, your body of work, it speaks for itself. It's it's amazing.

[Assistant] You I just you know I I just wish that I could have um I know I just I wouldn't have had to work as a freelancer anymore. I could have had health care and


[User] Why would that's horrible. I am so, so sorry. That, caleb, that that shouldn't happen like that. That is.

[Assistant] I know, I know. But you know, I thought it was just it was we've had a jackie and i've had our differences in the past. You know, we've fought and you know, like brother and sister. But


[User] You know what, you know what, we don't we don't want to be invited to jackie's wedding anyway, do we, like, like, how boring do you think her wedding would have been, can you imagine, like,

[Assistant] Ah probably was covered with one of those those dubs dubs that she really


[User] Yeah, those doves and like they probably spent fifteen minutes each on their cheesy vows and like had nothing interesting to say. Like of course she and a j. Are both so boring, like the most boring people in the world, right, so they can go be boring together and we we didn't need to be there

[Assistant] Just, you know, I don't like obviously I care that I wasn't invited, right, I really wish I was you know,


[User] Yeah, of course, of course, i wish you were invited too.

[Assistant] The problem is is that you know, my family they kept that information from me. You know what I mean, and that


[User] Yeah I think that would be really nice. You know that little spot up above with the bench and the hill, yeah we could go sit up there and you know there's ah there's a little candy shop right there, too and they have saltwater taffy and we can get taffy.

[Assistant] Get this I was going to say salt on a taffy. Yeah


[User] Look, I was absolutely watching where I was going I saw you erratically cross over two lanes of traffic just to try to cut in front of me because you were apparently making a left-hand turn.

[Assistant] That's absolutely ridiculous. I was clearly looking. I knew there was plenty of time and you just you had to speed up and gun it so you weren't going to let me over and you ran into me. That's ridiculous.


[User] I think it comes from the side. Look at where my car is hit.

[Assistant] But see, I was already in motion and you chose to speed up. That's not how it works.


[User] I don't know what driving school you went to, but that doesn't give you the right of way.

[Assistant] Excuse me, but that is not how you talk to somebody who you just hit with your car.


[User] No offense, I have a dash cam on the front of my car and I was able to record all of this as well and it's gonna go straight to my insurance company and probably gets reported to the police too furthermore, I actually am now screwed because I can't go to a job interview for my second job interview just because you chose to hit into me and just do whatever it is that you felt that you had to do and and where were you going, what was so important,

[Assistant] Ah you know, I I have my grandmother's one hundredth birthday is today, and i'm sorry, but it's our last time together. I don't think she's gonna make it much longer, and i'm here dealing with you instead of dealing with my grandmother's birthday. I have a bunch of ice in the back of the car. It's gonna melt, and I don't have time. I don't have time for this.


[User] I don't have time for this either. Now i'm out of a job when I need it. So what are you going to do about it,

[Assistant] Um I mean, if you're gonna gun it and when you you're on your way to a job interview instead of drive like a safe person should in traffic, then i'm sorry, you're gonna miss your job interview.


[User] It's so ridiculous. Honestly and the other thing is, I don't even i'm not even just concerned about, you know, seeing my family on the connecting flight. It's more that what if we get on this connecting flight or we get onto another flight and then they lose our luggage, that's happened to me before. That happened last time.

[Assistant] Happened last time, and it's always, always what happens when you fly delta. It's it's ridiculous that, like, when when you ah trust an airline and you are loyal to an airline and then they do this repeatedly I don't I don't want to fly with delta anymore. I think i'm going to um think i'm going to change to a southwest card yeah, I think,


[User] Yeah and if if i'm going to sorry, I have to step in here with my friend. If if you don't um if you turn around and tell us that we're going to have an either another delay or that you're going to do a cancellation on this flight just let us know now because we don't want to waste our time. We've been here for four hours in addition to the two hours that we came early for the international flight.

[Assistant] Yeah it's absolutely crazy that you won't tell us any information. You won't give us any different flights. We're going to miss our connecting flight. There is no chance for her to see her family anymore and I we spent so much money on these tickets and it's absolutely insane that you you don't even have a solution. You don't even have anything to offer us any any drinks or or any free checked luggage. I mean airlines typically do that when they make mistakes and it's your mistake. So if you can help my friend see her family this would be really really helpful.


[User] Ah i'm wondering I don't even know can we can we cancel can we just is there a way that if we cancelled the reservation altogether are we going to get any money back from this, do you know, have you have you seen it I can't find anything in my email.

[Assistant] I don't that's but I mean, I I purchased the travel insurance for for specific things like sickness and illness, and I feel like it should apply to the airline screwing up right, because, like, it's not our fault that you guys didn't plan enough planes or that you're having maintenance issues or you know what, we don't even know because we've been in the dark this whole time. You haven't given us any information and we just keep getting delayed. Every twenty minutes, they say there's another delay.


[User] You you but hold on a second. You act like that all the time. You do this in the bathroom, too. You leave nail polish now we have permanently have nail polish left on this, which means that i'm not going to get my deposit back you moved in under my my lease, not the other way around.

[Assistant] You can clean up nail polish with hairspray. It comes off. It's just been there for a little bit. I'll get to it before we get our deposit back and also, like, if we're going to talk about cleaning the bathrooms, i'm sorry, but who cleans the toilets every week, um I think it's me, and I don't think i've ever seen you with a toilet brush.


[User] It goes from like one or but it goes from like one or two people that you say, oh yeah, i'm just going to have a friend stop by or whatever. And then next thing I know, you have like eight people in there how do you think that makes me feel,

[Assistant] Then say something when it's happening. Don't bring it up now and be like all upset about it and and throwing it in my face when, like, I I do clean up after my friends when they come over. And they're quiet. They don't keep you up. We don't scream and yell and play loud music.


[User] Oh my god that's not true that's not true. You guys gaggle all night. It never ends.

[Assistant] Well, you have the coffee grinder in the mornings that goes off every day at five thirty a m sharp. And i'm sorry, but like I put up with it. I put up with it because I respect you and you're my roommate. And I I realize this is your house, too it's also your house.


[User] Did you respect it when you had your friends going into the fridge and just taking my food?

[Assistant] I'm sorry, I can't control my friends when they do that stuff. I replaced the food. I did replace the food. I gave you twenty bucks on the counter. I'm sorry.


[User] Thats not true. They ate. They eat my food every week that they come over a bill.

[Assistant] I'm sorry. I tell them not to eat it. I tell them to stay out of it. I don't know what they're gonna do. They're adults, too.


[User] Speaking of bills, by the way, where's your portion of the electric and the hydro, and where's your where's your portion of the water bill, where's your portion of the a c,

[Assistant] It's due three days from now. It's not due today. So that's why it's not on the counter yet. It will be on the counter the day before it's due, just like it always is the internet,


[User] It's three months late. Three months? Three months. Yeah. Because you had one responsibility. You also pay less rent than I do. Also, I'm not

[Assistant] Yeah, because my room is smaller.


[User] I'm the one who has the least, dude.

[Assistant] Well then you could have changed rooms. You could have changed rooms. It's crazy, right,


[User] All i'm gonna say is that if you really want this to work, which it doesn't seem like you obviously care to make this work if you actually cared to make this work, you would hear some of the things that i'm saying to you and actually try to do something with it I heard you when you talked about my cat. I understand that it's ah bothering you and again, you could have come to me at any point and if, again, one dish is bothering you, one dish, one dish.

[Assistant] It's been six months of me trying to make it work one dish takes up a lot of space. I'm sorry. I'll for sure. I'll give on the dishes. I can do my dishes and I can be a little more on top of it but I think there like I think we need to make a chore chart because I don't think you realize how much i'm doing I don't think you realize the amount of sweeping up after your cat's litter I do excuse me who tracks it all around the house and we have,


[User] I'm twenty two and i'm sorry i'm not a party pooper yet. I'm sorry that I I have fun and I I know, I know, it's crazy. I have fun and I still go out and I still have good times with my friends and i'm sorry that if if you're at the place where you really want to be a a homebody and you you don't want to have anybody over that's fine but you probably should live by yourself because you were the one who wanted a roommate and put the ad on craigslist and,

[Assistant] Dude, i'm twenty three. It's.


[User] Dude, i'm twenty three. It's.

[Assistant] I think at this point, like, I've been trying to make it work. So have you. And it's just disrespectful. You act holier than thou. You act like you you insult me and you act like you're not insulting me while you insult me and call me princess and say that i'm so selfish and it's just it's absolutely crazy. Like, i'm also a person. I am also a roommate with feelings. And I try to be nice to you. Today it's turned into a fight because I am at my wits end but I just think it's crazy that you pretend that you're a nice person and then call me selfish and a princess. Like, ugh.


[User] I think it's kind of crazy that you think that you're a nice person and not selfish in any capacity it's ridiculous, like you just ah have no self-awareness.

[Assistant] Okay, okay, yep, I don't have any self-awareness, and you are just a perfect little person, and it's so great. So you know what, i'm grabbing my jacket, i'm gonna go meet the friends at the bar, and you can stay here and play.


[User] Oh, yeah, get drunk again for the sixth night in a row have fun.

[Assistant] Ah who gives a crap, yeah you know what, i'm going


[User] I'm going to play with my cat. And you know, if your door is left open, oopsie, if she goes in there, luna might get on your stuff yet again.

[Assistant] Sorry if my friends eat all your food and if I come home a little drunk and eat some of it too. It's crazy. I have fun. It's crazy I have fun, right? Crazy.


[User] Sorry if my friends eat all your food and if I come home a little drunk and eat some of it too. It's crazy. I have fun. It's crazy I have fun, right? Crazy.

[Assistant] That's crazy. Yeah, sorry that you can't keep yourself together and that you're a sloppy mess bye


[User] Just out of curiosity, where's this imaginary friend of yours that's been here for twelve hours,

[Assistant] Ah she's in line buying her version of the phone. So, ah up there yeah why do I have to point her out to you, I don't I don't owe you anything. She's right up there.


[User] I watched you pull up a chair and just try to yeah, well, ah creepy or observant, because we had to watch what was going on around us.

[Assistant] Yeah like, you know, you could have been resting or, you know, talking to the people you were with because,


[User] I guess. Go ahead.

[Assistant] Yep. I okay.


[User] I'm taking it. It's mine now. No, you can't just can't rip it out of my hands once you let go of it.

[Assistant] No. Well, it's already done. Now what are you gonna do?


[User] I'm gonna rip it back.

[Assistant] Go ahead, try let's go let's go


[User] You tried to make assumptions about my life, so I guess we're here at the same time, making assumptions about each other. What a cool day.

[Assistant] You know what, it's i'm angry you might not be angry. You know you can be angry about you be all whatever. You watched me. You you know you're in the right. But you broke this phone, lady. Like, how freaking dare you, this is.


[User] Not my fault that they died.

[Assistant] Absolutely ridiculous yeah, but it is your fault that you were here and you broke this and you're accusing me of having rich parents like i'm some entitled brat. Absolutely, absolutely false. Absolutely ridiculous that you would


[User] Oh, okay. So i guess you must have money even though you were orphaned, and you must have a.

[Assistant] Just because I'm an orphan doesn't mean I have a job. That's not how it works.


[User] Because you just don't seem like you're old enough to be able to do any of that stuff.

[Assistant] Yeah, that's what you have to do when you're an orphan. That's what you have to do. You have to get a job. You have to work hard. It's crazy. You don't know anything about my life, lady. You don't know anything.


[User] Nobody feels smarter or better and cooler than you. I just think that

[Assistant] I'm sorry, more morally right.


[User] Sure, why not, yep, if that's what you think, then you can take the iphone and have a great day, lady.

[Assistant] We've already established that nobody's taking the iphone.


[User] Ah last week yes

[Assistant] When, well, I thought you were at s when you were at school,


[User] Yes, I thought you were I thought you were at roberta's place this looks awful. This looks trashy and this makes you look cheap.

[Assistant] I'm so glad that you don't like it, because it was supposed to be if you look at it, it's you and grandma's name.


[User] I'm so glad that you don't like it, because it was supposed to be if you look at it, it's you and grandma's name.

[Assistant] Oh, yeah, I want you to get that permanently etched onto your body. How dare you, how dare you do this when you're fifteen that's unsafe how dare roberta's mom take you to,


[User] I think you just think that you know what you've known of me because we used to be very close and now we're not close anymore and I wonder why we're not close anymore, mom.

[Assistant] I think we're not close anymore because you're doing things like this behind my back. And


[User] I think we're not close anymore because you're doing things like this behind my back. And

[Assistant] Or is it because you're always at work and you're never home anymore and you're always with everybody else, you'd rather go and spend the weekends with your girlfriends and you'd rather go off and do everything that you were doing. Like, I get it, I can't imagine that it's easy being a single parent but you just take off on me all the time. So the reason that we're not close anymore is because I'm spending most of my time with the visitations that I have with dad.


[User] Or is it because you're always at work and you're never home anymore and you're always with everybody else, you'd rather go and spend the weekends with your girlfriends and you'd rather go off and do everything that you were doing. Like, I get it, I can't imagine that it's easy being a single parent but you just take off on me all the time. So the reason that we're not close anymore is because I'm spending most of my time with the visitations that I have with dad.

[Assistant] I'm sorry that I am not a good enough mother for you, Cassie, but the issue is that if you have that problem, you can bring it up with me outside of this. Getting a tattoo is not how you tell your mom that you have a problem with her, okay, if you have a problem with your mom, you use your words. You don't go to some seedy tattoo shop.


[User] You act like a mom you like act like a parent so much, right,

[Assistant] Yes, I do. I'm a single parent. I put this roof over your head. I put the food on the table in front of you. And you spend your money on a tattoo for some shop that might have hepatitis. You don't know they're tattooing 15-year-olds. They don't ask for an ID. You don't know that they use clean needles. You don't know that it was a safe place. You didn't ask for permission. If you wanted to get my name put on your body, fine. Wait till you're 18 or ask me if it's okay. Both of those are the two normal options, Cassie. You don't just go and get a tattoo without your mother's permission. Did your dad okay this? Was he fine with this? Did you show it to him?


[User] You still havent answered me as to why youre never home anymore mum.

[Assistant] Because I'm working to put that roof over your head and the food on your table.


[User] What about all the times that you could be spending a weekend with me here or there, you're out with your girlfriends all the time, and then when you do come home, there's always wine.

[Assistant] I'm sorry that sometimes I need a chance to relax. Yes, there's wine because I have to have some ways to to relax after working 12-hour shifts six days a week. And you know what, Cassie, if you want to hang out with me, invite me to hang out with you. Invite me to come to a tattoo shop with you. I would love to do that.


[User] Aren't you the parent, aren't you the one who's supposed to dictate everything that I do,

[Assistant] Yes, I am the parent and I am supposed to dictate what you do. I thought I raised you to make better choices. I thought that I had raised you to make better choices, to ask to spend time with me, like you're doing now, rather than act out in a way like this, act out, get a tattoo as a way to show me that you mean business. That's absolutely, you could have talked to me, you could have sat me down, Cassie.


[User] I'm old enough to make my own decisions, mom.

[Assistant] Oh, my god, no youre not who took you.


[User] Mally, does Kate's mum know that you got this done?

[Assistant] I mean, she she was there, yeah.


[User] I thought you're such an adult now, mally. So you're going to be able to go ahead and tell grandma and grandpa about how big of a girl you are and how you've made big girl decisions, right,

[Assistant] You know what, grandma and grandpa at this point, grandma and grandpa are old, and and if they can't get on on board with a nose ring, that's not my fault and I just think.


[User] So what if they're disappointed? I like it. I think it looks cool.

[Assistant] So you think that it looks cool when it gets infected do you even know how to care for it,


[User] So you think that it looks cool when it gets infected do you even know how to care for it,

[Assistant] Yes, they gave me the care kit and they taught me how to do it. I'm not stupid.


[User] Because you're so uptight, mom. You freak out about everything.

[Assistant] Is it because i'm uptight or is it just because you don't talk to me about anything, I have to find everything out through secondhand news.


[User] Is it because i'm uptight or is it just because you don't talk to me about anything, I have to find everything out through secondhand news.

[Assistant] Yeah, because if I tell you that I wanna get my nose pierced, you're just gonna say no and freak out that I even asked. So I'd go and do it, and then I just do it.


[User] Maybe we would have had a conversation. We would have had a conversation. Maybe we could have put money towards an allowance for you so that we could have had this done and I could have taken you and it could have been a mother-daughter experience like we used to have.

[Assistant] Okay, but yeah I feel like if I had come to you with that, I feel like all the time when I come to you, you just freak out about everything before I even get a chance to tell you what's wrong or what I want. It's just automatically, mom is worried. Mom is freaked out. Mom has anxiety and I just it's too much, mom. I don't want to be around it. I have enough stress in my life.


[User] It's funny seeing it in this in this dome and just being able to step outside and I mean, obviously, watching it while we're in here, but stepping outside and just being able to see it up close is just it almost feels like you could touch it.

[Assistant] Yeah I think it's kind of nice being cozy and warm and inside of this little bubble but I feel like yeah outside it just feels like it's right in front of your face you could almost stick your hand into it like it's water or waves but i've never seen anything so beautiful have you,


[User] And the way the the lights are dancing off of them, it's almost like we're in a a discotheque like a nature discotheque

[Assistant] It does feel like being in some sort of mother nature club wow i've heard that you can just drink straight from the streams like this you don't even need to to filter the water you can just drink and it's it's perfectly clean and fine


[User] So clean go ahead.

[Assistant] We could put one of those little locks on the bridge and and permanently have our our love cemented there


[User] That would be perfect yeah, I think we should do that. I think that's a gift that we can give you.

[Assistant] That is too kind of you. Seriously, alicia, I I can't believe it. And you know, I I whenever my great aunt lived in brooklyn, I always wanted to go visit, and I never made it a point to. So gosh, I thank you so much. Seriously.


[User] Wow, it sounds amazing and I can't wait to keep traveling with you and I love that we get to wake up here in the morning and go walk around and and

[Assistant] Wow oh my gosh ok first things first we've seen so many moose before obviously in pictures and everything but look how tall she is


[User] Yeah, the graham cracker. I know that everything was locally made, so its fresh as fresh can be, and its just divine, its the way that it just melts in your mouth. Usually when we have graham crackers, they are too crumbly, but these are perfect. They are just the right amount of sweet, the right amount of say that cinnmony, you know, flavor of spice and everything just perfectly melded together. Its just almost like they were meant for each other.

[Assistant] You did an incredible job cooking them too. You just perfectly done, right, those marshmallows were not too burnt but also not not too light either, like just gooey enough in the middle and oh, I just love love a good s'more. I can't believe these taste so good. Wow and and we're here and the sky looks like it does. Wow, what an incredible week.