answer: #Person2# tells #Person1# #Person2# joined a club without reading the fine print, so #Person2# has to buy something from them every six months.
documents: #Person1#: What is this big box at the front door?
  #Person2#: Oh. I don't know what to do. I joined this club a long time ago and I didn't read the fine print.
  #Person1#: What did you get yourself into?
  #Person2#: I didn't realize that I have to buy something from them every six months.
  #Person1#: So, what's in the box? A fridge?
  #Person2#: It's a curio cabinet. The only thing is I don't even own those kinds of little keepsakes.
  #Person1#: I guess you'll read the fine print next time, won't you!
  #Person2#: Don't rub it in. Where am I going to put this huge thing?