answer: #Person1# jokes that John McCain is their new President and #Person2# feels horrible. Finally, #Person1# tells the truth that Obama is their new President.
documents: #Person1#: Have you heard who got elected?
  #Person2#: No, who won?
  #Person1#: Our new President is John McCain.
  #Person2#: What? You can't be serious!
  #Person1#: I was just as shocked when I found out.
  #Person2#: Why would anyone vote for McCain?
  #Person1#: The people have spoken.
  #Person2#: That's horrible.
  #Person1#: If you don't like that, then you're probably going to be mad at what I tell you next.
  #Person2#: More bad news?
  #Person1#: I was just joking, and Obama is our new President.
  #Person2#: Are you serious this time? That's wonderful news.