answer: Susan, an actress who can play musical instruments but can't type, is wrongly interviewed for a secretary by #Person1#.
documents: #Person1#: Susan, I've got a few questions. Let's see. Can you type?
  #Person2#: No,I can't type.
  #Person1#: What about shorthand?
  #Person2#: I don't know. I've never tried.
  #Person1#: So you can't take shorthand and you can't type. What can you do, may I ask?
  #Person2#: Well, I can play the piano and the violin.
  #Person1#: Play the piano and the violin?
  #Person2#: Yes, and I can sing and dance.
  #Person1#: Susan, what are you doing here?
  #Person2#: I want a job. I want to work here.
  #Person1#: But you can't take shorthand, and you can't even type.
  #Person2#: No, of course I can't. I'm an actress.
  #Person1#: But I want a secretary.
  #Person2#: Is this the Grand Theater?
  #Person1#: No, of course not. It's the Grand Hotel. The Grand Theater is on the opposite street.