answer: #Person1# is reporting an unidentified flying object to the 24th Precinct officer, John. #Person1# says that a beast knocked #Person1# off and then left #Person1# alongside the road. John thinks #Person1# probably needs a therapist since #Person1# went to a party and had a few drinks.
documents: #Person1#: Hello. 24th Precinct. Officer Jones speaking.
  #Person2#: Help. Yeah, uh, it was wild, I mean really bizarre.
  #Person1#: Calm down sir! Now, what do you want to report?
  #Person2#: Well, I'd like to report a UFO sighting.
  #Person1#: A what?
  #Person2#: What do you mean 'what?' An unidentified flying object!
  #Person1#: Wait, tell me exactly what you saw.
  #Person2#: Well, I was driving home from a party about three hours ago, so it was about 2:00 AM, when I saw this bright light overhead.
  #Person1#: Okay. And then what happened?
  #Person2#: Oh, man. Well, it was out of this world. I stopped to watch the light when it disappeared behind a hill about a kilometer ahead of me.
  #Person1#: Alright. Then what?
  #Person2#: Well, I got back in my car and I started driving toward where the UFO landed.
  #Person1#: Now, how do you know it was a UFO? Perhaps you only saw the lights of an airplane [No], or the headlights of an approaching car [No]. Things like that happen, you know.
  #Person2#: Well if it was that, how do you explain 'the BEAST'?
  #Person1#: What do you mean, 'the BEAST'?
  #Person2#: Okay. I kept driving for about five minutes when all of a sudden, this giant, hairy creature jumped out in front of my car.
  #Person1#: Oh, yeah. Then what?
  #Person2#: Well, then, the beast picked up the front of my car and said, 'Get out of the car. I'm taking you to my master!' Something like that.
  #Person1#: Wow? A hairy alien who can speak English! Come on!
  #Person2#: I'm not making this up, if that's what you're suggesting. Then, when I didn't get out of the car, the beast opened the car door, carried me on his shoulders to this round-shaped flying saucer, and well, that's when I woke up along side the road. The beast must have knocked me out and left me there.
  #Person1#: Well, that's the best story I've heard all night, sir. Now, have you been taking any medication, drugs, or alcohol in the last 24 hours? You mentioned you went to a party.
  #Person2#: What? Well, I did have a few beers, but I'm telling the truth.
  #Person1#: Okay, okay. We have a great therapist that deals with THESE kinds of cases.
  #Person2#: I'm not crazy.
  #Person1#: Well, we'll look into your story. Thank you.