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“PIMENTÓN BECAME UBIQUITOUS IN SPANISH COOKING – FROM PAELLA, THROUGH PATATAS, CHORIZO, SOBRASADA AND FAR BEYOND”
If you see red in a dish, there’s a good chance it’s thanks to a sprinkle of paprika or cayenne – both of which are dried and ground derivatives of different types of capsicum peppers. Cayenne brings the heat (and is often mixed into paprika to give it a kick). Paprika is often sweet, but ultimately nuanced and varied.
As Claudia Roden mentions in her book The Food of Spain, red pepper (and by extraction, paprika) is “the most loved and indispensable of Spanish flavourings”.
The capsicum family is not native to Spain – the seeds having originally been brought back from South America in the 16th century by Franciscan monks, and planted in their monasteries along the Camino de Santiago in northern Spain. Their fruits were soon used in fresh, dry and ground form across Spain, though vast pimentón mills, which produce the fine powder we know now, were more of a 19th century thing. From then (if not before), pimentón became ubiquitous in Spanish cooking – from paella, through patatas, chorizo, sobrasada and far beyond.
Paprika provides colour and flavour and there are four different types of Spanish paprika (known as pimentón): dulce (sweet and mild); agrodolce (bittersweet); picante (hot) and ahumado (smoked). The level of sweet, hot or bitter depends on the specific variety of capsicum being used, though it’s fair to say that it’s always intense and, err, peppery. Any smokiness comes from having been wood-smoked, rather than air-dried.
Different Spanish dishes require different varieties of pimentón, often depending on historic local usage. So when seeing paprika in a recipe, you should always check whether the author meant for it to be sweet, smoky or hot. Note, also, that if you’re after quality, then seek the DOP labelled pimentón de la Vera, which tends to have been smoke-dried, or the more orangey-red pimentón de Murcia, which are sun-dried and sweet.
This intoxicating red powder is not the sole preserve of the Spaniards, though. Hungary counts itself (rightly) as a significant producer and user of paprika. In fact, the British ‘paprika’ comes from the Slavic term for pepper, rather than the Spanish ‘pimentón’, so clearly while not as ancient as the Spanish, the central-eastern European influence over the British use of this spice must be strong.
As a general rule Hungarian paprika is air-dried and sweet, whereas Spanish pimentón tends to be the smoke-dried variety. However, neither country’s red spices are uniform, and happily both Spice Mountain and Brindisa have different grades and varieties, all clearly labelled to suit your requirements.
There’s good advice in the Brindisa cookbook/encyclopedia on both the storage of paprika and how to cook with it. Essentially, the key points are: don’t leave paprika in the back of your cupboard for too long as its aroma and indeed flavour will disappear – the smell “should always overwhelm your senses. If it is dusty or flat it has been sitting on a shelf for too long”; and in terms of cooking, “be careful not to overheat the spice when adding to hot oil as it burns easily and can turn bitter.”
For what it’s worth, 99 per cent of the time, I add paprika to a liquid (into a stock, stew base or sauce). This dissipates the flavour rapidly, and negates the risk of burning. Where that’s not the case (perhaps when slowly sautéing onions, peppers, garlic or all of the above), the heat is gentle and cooking fat and juices relatively plentiful.
As with the peppers used to make paprika, cayenne is a cultivar of capsicum annuum. It’s just that this particular red pepper is a hot one: 30,000-50,000 SHU on the Scoville scale, to be precise. This makes it similar in strength to a tabasco pepper, more than an aleppo pepper or chile de arbor (10,000-30,000 SHU), and less than a habanero or scotch bonnet (100,000-350,000 SHU).
Also, as with paprika, to create the spice, the red chilli fruits, named after the capital of French Guiana, are dried and ground into a powder, or sometimes left coarser, like flakes.
The geographical reference in the name is also an indication that cayenne peppers were originally from the New World, and still tend to prefer warm, subtropical and tropical climates.
Cayenne seems to stand up to hot oil a bit better than paprika, though is still liable to burn and turn acrid, so take care. Take care, too, with quantity: paprika can be generously teaspooned. Cayenne is better suited to a pinch.
Like paprika, you need to keep ground powder in an airtight container, and use before the aroma fades.
Paprika is often paired with pork, whether in sausages, stews, or sauces. Its sweetness (or sweet and smokiness, where relevant) is also a fine match for eggs, potatoes, tomatoes, or even as another layer of pepperiness for bell or romano peppers.
Other proteins suited to this paprika are chicken, squid, octopus and shellfish – their relative blandness (compared to beef and lamb) are all enhanced by it, without being dominated.
Paprika is, as mentioned, ubiquitous in both Spanish and Hungarian cuisines. There are perhaps too many Spanish dishes that make use of paprika to single out any one of them, but it’s definitely appropriate to whet you whistle with a few of the Hungarian classics: goulash (a rich, meaty, medieval stew); and chicken paprikash, in which the meat simmers in a sauce that begins with a paprika-infused roux.
The Russian dish beef stroganoff is worth mentioning too. Here paprika, sour cream and sautéed beef tend to feature, and then any of mustard, pickles, white wine, brandy, onions and mushrooms find a place too, depending whose instructions you follow.
Cayenne is hot, so it tends to be sprinkled as an additional flourish to a dish, rather than appear as a dominant flavour. It’s also frequently used in spice blends and hot sauces.
This spice is now a global one, and it certainly features in Indian dishes and British ones (devilled kidneys, for example, and often very savoury things involving sharp cheeses, like breads, scones and rarebit).
But cayenne is most notably employed in the cuisines of the Caribbean, from whence it came: of the islands, of Mexico, and of Cajun and Creole cooking in the Deep South of America, whether that’s as a simple seasoning for corn, in addition to lime and butter, or as a kick in gumbo, jambalaya, or the batter mix for deep fried chicken (though apparently the Colonel’s includes paprika, black and white pepper and dried mustard, but not cayenne).
In need of a twist? Perhaps because there’s a natural sweetness to cayenne, it’s sometimes used as a chilli kick to coffee or chocolate desserts, and to cocktails too. Think chocolate pots and bloody marys.
Market spice heroes
I think it’s worth giving a shout out to all the chorizo-style sausages at the Market. There are so many different types of this Spanish sausage: cured, semi-cured, and not cured at all, with multiple regional variations across the country; the one thing uniting them being paprika.
Of course, there are proper Spanish chorizos at Borough, not least in Brindisa’s shop, where fantastic cured and deservedly famous semi-cured cooking sausages stand out. But you’ll also find paprika-fired fresh sausages at Ginger Pig and the large Balkan version of chorizo at Taste Croatia – all of which demonstrate that, as noted above, pork and paprika are a match made in heaven.
Specific recipes to look out for
Paprika and cayenne sit as highly effective seasonings in multiple recipes. However, on occasion, they’re essential and flavour-defining. For example, in:
— A Georgian plum chutney in Olia Hercules’ Mamushka, which requires a fair hit of smoked paprika.
— Claudia Roden’s mojo picon (spicy red sauce) is a mix of cayenne pepper, sweet paprika, cumin, garlic, olive oil and vinegar, and is used to enliven a number of dishes in her seminal book the Food of Spain.
— Monika Linton’s bible Brindisa is rouged with paprika. From simple paprika tumbled potatoes with lardons (you could add a pinch of cayenne to provide a kick), through octopus Galician-style, fried squid with paprika, and rice with chicken, rabbit and paprika – there are many options here.
— Brad McDonald’s book Deep South; New Southern Cooking is loaded with cayenne pepper, not least in his version of the Creole sausage, andouille.
— For devilled kidneys, look no further than Fergus Henderson’s Nose to Tail Eating.
See Ed’s Portuguese-inspired recipe for paprika pork collar and clams.


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The chance to support conservation groups, hunting dogs and youth are part of the new “Wingshooting USA” television series, which debuted Wed. Sept. 30 at 7:30 p.m. and Thursday 9:30 p.m. (East) on In Country TV (Dish Network Channel 230). The program launches on Sportsman Channel (DirecTV Channel 605) Saturday Oct. 3 at 11 p.m. (East).
Here are early online comments as the first broadcast aired …
Think you have a winner on your hands Scott- impressive- focus was on the dogs and not the advertising – Shadow
I liked it and will be watching it in the future – Big Dave
Watching it now. So far it looks great !! Sadie_Marie
Producer/host Scott Linden surveyed hundreds of bird hunters and hunting dog owners to create what he calls “a good show that does good.” Highly educational and interactive, the program, sponsored by the National Shooting Sports Foundation, offers viewers multiple chances to vote a la’ “American Idol” on everything from favorite dog breeds to a “most valuable dog” in each episode. They can also enter to “win a shot on the show” for a viewer and child at NSSF’s website, www.wingshootingusa.org. Also featured is Linden’s popular “Buddy & Me” training feature, where he learns as much as his dog does.
Highest vote-getters mean cash awards for one conservation group, a ton of Native performance dog food for breed rescue clubs, and merchandise prizes for viewers. A list of over two dozen beneficiary groups includes: American Kennel Club, North American Grouse Partnership, SCI’s American Wilderness Leadership School, Pheasants Forever and breed rescue groups for virtually every hunting dog, among others.
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“Access is a key issue and a major influencer on hunting participation. Without easy access to quality hunting many people choose to hunt less or give up hunting all together. In response, the NSSF launched the WingshootingUSA.org Web site to help hunters find the easy access to the quality hunting available at today’s hunting preserves,” said Dave Miles, NSSF Director of Marketing and Broadcast Media. “We are very excited about the Wingshooting USA television show and its ability to drive traffic to our web site, and more importantly, to drive enthusiastic participants afield.”
“There’s something for everyone on the show. Whether you’re a novice or seasoned bird hunting veteran, you’ll find something, from great dog work to training tips, to plenty of birds. You might even become a better shooter,” Linden added.
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Marks and Spencer is the go-to spot when you want to treat yourself.
The luxury food retailer isn't usually the bargain option - but right now they have a special offer to rival the cheapest of discount supermarkets.
If you're firing up the BBQ this weekend, head to your nearest store and pick up a family feast for for less than €25.
You can nab all of the following items for just €22.20:
Ribeye and striploin steaks €5 (down from €7.30)
Half pound of pork sausages €0.89 (down from €1.30)
Half kilo of chicken drumsticks for €1.80 (down from €3.10)
Three for €12 on burgers, fish and poultry (down from €14)
Salad vegetables like lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, salad onions and celery for just just 50 cent each.
The deal couldn't come at a better time with scorching temperatures set to continue this weekend and most of next week.
And it gets even better with price reductions like these here to stay.
The supermarket chain is is permanently slashing prices on 200 food lines across the range as part of its new M&S for Less campaign.
Customers can enjoy the same high quality at a lower cost - win win!

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Today on ‘Tickets @ 2’ The Knack is back with “My Sharona.” The Knack was from the San Fernando Valley, featuring lead singer Doug Fieger who wrote the lyrics about a girl he met in a clothing store. There was a big age difference, Doug was 8 years older than Sharona Alperin.
About a year after they first met in that clothing store, Sharona gave in and started dating. She joined the band on tour and watched as the song Doug wrote about her elevate them to stardom. After a cooling off period, Alperin and Fieger became friends, Alperin was with Fieger the last week of his life, he died of cancer on February 14, 2010.
“My Sharona” was the best-selling single of 1979.
When we play it between two and three we’ll take caller #10 at 1-800-232-KRTH (5784) to win a pair of tickets to see a summer tradition at the Bowl, it’s The Grease Sing-Along at the Hollywood Bowl in July.


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Last year, I met a gracious, in-your-face, dynamic personality in the form of mentor/speaker/teacher, Dyana Valentine. Frank, honest, candid… and yes that mane of untamed goodness… she was in full command of the room as she spoke to eagerly listening freelancers, at the HOW Creative Freelancer Conference in Chicago, about finding our just who they were and what their focus was. Little did I know that our paths would cross and I would get the opportunity to do the same for her as a client.
Using my iD creative briefing process dubbed "Identity Therpy", I was able to take an assessment of who Dyana was at her core, her beliefs, and her message, which is that of passion for finishing what you start mixed with her own vibe quoted as "elegant utility". Wow was THAT tons to go on! And still again, there was that mane of untamed goodness…
So I steered directly into the obvious. Dyana Valentine is a sparkplug of a personality, but most people don't have an iconic and almost trademarked trait. She does, undeniably. She knows it, and she owns it, and anyone who comes within 100 feet of her can't forget it. But there had to be more to it, more substance—a back-story. So to create the silhouette of that iconic hair, the choice was made to create said silhouette from other icons that would represent aspects of her life and message that she brought to bare for hear audiences and clients. Each icon has specific meaning: big ideas, teaching, benevolence, searching for the details, hard working, yet regal and natural, raw energy. All of this that actually makes up Dyana Valentine comes together to make up the mark that represents her as a professional entity.
The full mark itself can be broken out into three phases: the "icon fro", the nameplate, and the icons themselves as useful tools for categorization and presentation of messaging and topics.
The new iD gave way to branding items that were necessary in the roll-out of her new professional suite.
Dyana is also known for her "Hello, I'm Really Good At…" stickers that are both teaching tools and ice breakers. So with a new iD, why not brand those also? A solid brand from top to bottom is a fine avenue for clear, consistent visibility messaging.
I'd like to say a big thank you to Friend of RDQLUS, Jeni Herberger, for the formal introduction to Ms. Valentine. I'd also like to thank Dyana Valentine herself for hbeing such a joy to work with and an exciting client. For more about Dyana Valentine and the amazing work she's always up to, visit www.dyanavalentine.com

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WordPress is telling me that the previous post is #500! That’s good enough. That’s roughly about a post every 3 days. Maybe it’s time for a huge party next January, after 5 years of almost blogging?!? Consider yourself invited! :)
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Vince Cable's new mission to avert threat to Vauxhall
Vince Cable has unexpectedly decided to fly to Geneva to plead with General Motors executives not to axe Vauxhall’s giant plant in Ellesmere Port where the Astra is built.
This will be the second GM crisis mission in a week by the Business Secretary.
Last Thursday, he flew to New York to make a similar personal plea to GM chief executive Dan Akerson to spare the plant and urge him instead to make a long-commitment to the factory that employs 2,800.
Plea to GM bosses: Vince Cable has unexpectedly decided to fly to Geneva to plead with General Motors executives not to axe Vauxhall¿s giant plant in Ellesmere Port where the Astra is built
The latest high-level intervention planned by Cable comes after he was accused of being ‘anti business’ and it underlines his concerns over the fragility of the future of the Merseyside plant.
Cable is expected to talk to executives from Opel, the division of GM that Vauxhall comes under. He is expected to outline the financial benefits that the Government could deliver if the American car giant made a long-term commitment.
The sudden visits to GM top brass have been prompted by fears that Ellesmere Port could be axed as part of a major restructuring programme.
GM, which last week announced a global alliance with PSA Peugeot Citroen, is expected to make a decision by the end of this month.
The shake-up aims to save £1.25billion and turn round the Opel operation, which has been racking up huge losses. This prompted speculation that GM would close two plants in Europe.
Even though Ellesmere Port is one of the most productive GM factories in Europe, suspicion has been growing that it and the Bochum plant in Germany have been selected as prime candidates for the axe.
GM’s European losses last year mounted to £471million. Most of GM’s factories in Europe are running at only 80 per cent capacity, with annual vehicle sales down from 14.7 million back in 2007 to about 12 million.
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Today is International Men’s Day.
Despite having been around for a while (more on this later) this year’s IMD has been a bigger talking point than usual.
This week, York University hit the headlines after it decided to cancel its Men’s Day celebrations, following pressure from feminists who claimed that it detracted from the struggle women face every day.
This was met with a huge amount of criticism from those who said that equality for all was of utmost importance.
Here are the facts…
What is International Men’s Day?
It’s defined as a day dedicated to focusing on “men’s and boy’s health, improving gender relations, promoting gender equality, and highlighting positive male role models”.
It also offers an opportunity to “celebrate their achievements and contributions.. while highlighting the discrimination against them.”
A common response to International Women’s Day tends to be, “what about men, why don’t they get a day?”
Well, many may be surprised to find out that International Men’s Day has been around since 1999.
When's international men's day?
— Alex (@Alex_Mcgrogan) March 8, 2015
— chris (@chrisxoneill) March 8, 2015
"What about International Mens Day". 😒 go away please, if you actually gave a shit its Nov 19th. Funny how when women celebrate their…
— ✨شهيمه (@shaimmmz) March 8, 2015
Every year on 8 March, it’s the same. Turns out, a simple Google search yields the answer to this pressing query. The lack of knowledge from men that IMD even exists is telling in itself.
Of course, historically men haven’t been as oppressed as women in this country. And women still face huge inequality in other parts of the world.
However, in the name of gender equality, a day that focuses on “men’s and boy’s health, improving gender relations, promoting gender equality, and highlighting positive male role models”can’t be a hugely bad thing, can it?
So why are people opposed to it?
A lot of feminists – both male and female – have given their reasons for arguing against International Men’s Day. A prevalent view is that, March 8 aside, the other 364 days of the year are men’s days.
Ah, it's #InternationalMensDay. In the spirit of equality, I wish you 24 hours of being treated exactly the same as women are. Hurrah!
— Tara Flynn (@TaraFlynn) November 19, 2015
Why do people feel this way? Well, 45 years down the line from the introduction of Equal Pay Act, women still earn 15% less than men.
This was highlighted by Equal Pay Day earlier this month. Women are more likely to work in low-paid jobs, less likely to run businesses and less likely to make it to parliament. It goes on.
Why do people say we need it?
A petition was launched to reinstate the marking of IMD at York University. It states:
“It is important that we recognise men’s day just as much as women’s day. True feminists should be fighting for gender equality for both men and women. To cancel men’s day is simply hypocritical. Equality is not just for women and should concern both genders.”
I'm irritated by women begrudging #InternationalMensDay. Feminism is about equality. Acknowledging men's issues is equally important.
— Laura Kennedy (@LooraKennedy) November 19, 2015
#InternationalMensDay isn't about demeaning feminism. It's about dealing with struggles men face. Not the patriarchy. But actual men.
— Milly Vanilli (@whoismilly) November 19, 2015
One of the struggles International Men’s Day has been used to highlight is the increasingly high suicide rate among young men in Britain.
Statistics show that one man every two hours took his own life in the UK last year. That’s 12 per day and 4,623 over the course of a year, making up 76% of all UK suicides.
In fact, male suicide is the biggest cause of death for men under 45 in this country. According to figures from the ONS, suicide rates amongst men have been rising since 2007.
— Rupert Moon (@RupertMoon) November 19, 2015
Disregarding international mens day is disregarding the 12 men every day who commit suicide in the UK
— Tom (@world3ater) November 19, 2015
Old-fashioned macho-ism often prevents young men from opening up about their feelings.
If International Men’s Day is in support of helping young men talk about mental health, that seems like an important cause which shouldn’t be disregarded.
Why are MPS debating it?
Conservative MP Philip Davies has secured a debate at The House of Commons saying that Parliament never gets the chance to debate men’s issues such as the increase in male suicides, lower male life expectancy, male victims of domestic violence, low educational achievement among certain young men and the treatment of men in child custody cases.
On the other hand, Labour MP Jess Phillips has received an online backlash, including several rape threats, after dismissing the idea of debating male equality in Parliament – saying that every day is International Men’s Day.
She has said that this reaction from ‘male activists’ only goes to prove her point.
What do you think?
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December 9, 2013
While one agency reaches the end of its "cooling-off period" and another could strike any time, passengers say they are disproportionately affected.
November 25, 2013
Lift Line, RGRTA’s paratransit system, is paying for the service with $10,500 in funds from the FTA and local partners.
October 14, 2013
The money will be used to purchase new, previously unavailable vehicles and equipment. The funding is part of the agency’s Specialized Transportation Program, which was put in place to increase personal mobility for the elderly and individuals with disabilities.
September 16, 2013
Greater Richmond Transit Co. is running out of funds to keep the program running. Demand for the service has spiked by 75% over the last 10 years.
August 12, 2013
The cost has risen from $180,000 in 2009 to slightly less than $900,000 this year as demand from senior and disabled residents increases. Some cities and towns have cut their contributions to the service.
July 15, 2013
The pilot service is part of an effort to improve service at a lower cost. However, the program in Yonkers ended up not being implemented and the service in White Plains provided 2,985 rides, which is significantly fewer than anticipated.
April 15, 2013
Rides for Ridgefield, a new town transportation alliance, will begin service on May 1. The program will provide area seniors and those with mobility disabilities with a single source for ride information and transportation counseling.
Shasta Senior Nutrition Programs debuted its new “44 Express” route. The idea for the service came from town residents, who said better transportation is needed for their area since the Redding Area Bus Authority doesn’t make trips there.
March 25, 2013
Jean-Marie Lawrence made it her mission to make others, especially politicians, aware of transportation problems for Chattanooga residents with disabilities. She said that for people with disabilities, sidewalk access is the city's biggest flaw and that some bus stops are not accessible.
Those who qualify for lower transit fares or are in the free-rides program won't be able to open a prepaid debit account when the agency's versions of the new Ventra fare card are available. The restriction was set to protect seniors, people with disabilities, and low-income residents from potential problems.
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Egypt trains Sahel, Sahara militaries on fighting terror
CAIRO - Egypt brought troops from several Sahel and Sahara countries together for the first joint counterterrorism training at a Western Desert military base.
The 6-day training exercises, which wrapped up December 14, aimed to harmonise the capabilities, tactics and response of the countries’ special combat units to help establish a unified counterterrorism force.
The first phase of the training, which took place at the Mohamed Naguib Military Base in Matrouh governorate, involved troops from Egypt, Sudan, Nigeria and Burkina Faso. They trained in countering terrorist threats and freeing hostages, Egyptian Army spokesman Colonel Tamer al-Rifae said.
The troops also worked on swift response to security emergencies, he added.
Egypt, military analysts said, wanted to pass on the expertise acquired while fighting a branch of the Islamic State (ISIS) based in the Sinai Peninsula.
“The Egyptian Army has expertise fighting dangerous terrorist organisations,” said security analyst Gamal Eddine Mazloum. “This expertise can be very useful to Sahel and Sahara states, given that they fight the same terrorist groups.”
The training exercise went beyond that aspect because of concerns that terrorist groups in the Sahel and Sahara region could ally with those in North Africa, including Libya.
There are many radical organisations that threaten the security in the region. The nature of the militaries of the region mean they might be more effective if they coordinate to deal with larger threats.
Following the defeat of ISIS in Iraq and Syria, battle-hardened jihadists fleeing that arena remain a major global threat and there is increasing evidence that some of them have taken refuge in the Sahel and Sahara region. Analysts point to porous borders between Sahel and Sahara countries, the lack of experience of its security apparatus and the presence of ideological offshoots of ISIS as reasons why the region could become the terror group’s haven.
“These are conditions that turn the countries of the region into fertile soil for the presence of radical Islamist organisations,” said Khaled Okasha, a member of the Supreme Anti-Terrorism Council, an advisory security body of the Egyptian presidency. “This is why Sahel and Sahara states are badly in need of help.”
Egypt sent a high-level delegation to the G5 Sahel conference in Mauritania on December 7 and pledged support to the countries of the region. This was part of an international drive to stamp out the terrorist threat and prevent it from seeping into the Mediterranean region.
Sahel and Sahara states were promised billions of dollars in support from European and Arab nations.
Egypt has been trying to boost the militaries of the region and bring them together since 2016 when it invited Sahel and Sahara army chiefs to meetings in Sharm el-Sheikh.
Soon after the meeting, Egypt began building a major counterterrorism centre in what is to become the country’s new administrative capital. The centre, whose construction was completed in November, could become the command centre of the Sahel and Sahara joint military force.
Egypt also pledged 1,000 scholarships for army officers from the countries of the region.
The training at the Mohamed Naguib Military Base, analysts said, was the first practical move on the road to establishing
“The belief in Cairo is that the countries of the region cannot eradicate the terrorist groups’ active in them without the presence of a viable military force,” Mazloum said. “This is why the formation of the joint counterterrorism force will be the key to putting the Egyptian vision into practice.”
The training exercises were two weeks after Chadian President Idriss Deby visited Tel Aviv, the first such visit to Israel in 46 years. Deby called for support to stamp out terrorist threats. Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu was to visit N’Djamena but developments on Gaza and Lebanon fronts and an inquiry into his financial integrity delayed the trip.
Egypt does not view Israeli involvement in the Sahel and Sahara region with comfort, analysts said. Egyptian support to the countries of the region, they said, may induce them to slow their cooperation with Israel.
“Nevertheless, Egypt will face a challenge as it tries to do this,” said Samir Ghattas, the head of Egyptian think-tank Middle East Centre for Strategic Studies. “Egypt suffers tough economic conditions at home and this can hold it back from offering enough support to these countries.”


Impossible Nothing is an instrumental hip hop and glitch music project. It was founded by composer Darwin Frost in 2010 to serve as an outlet for his work outside of his band Skookum Sound System. Frost has used the term "Maximalism" to describe his unique approach to music production and sound collage composition. Following this concept, Impossible Nothing has issued twelve four-hour and twenty-minute albums overall: Phonemenomicon in 2016; Lexemenomicon, Tonemenomicon, Taxemenomicon and Glossemenomicon in 2017;, Chronemenomicon, Phrasemenomicon, Graphemenomicon and Visemenomicon in 2018, and Morphemenomicon, Mnemenomicon, and Noemenomicon in 2019.
Darwin Frost was originally a member of Skookum Sound System, a hip hop audio-visual collective. In 2010 he began uploading his music on the Bandcamp music streaming platform under the moniker Impossible Nothing. After a series of early releases he issued Mechadoom, an album comprised reworkings of compositions by hip hop producer MF Doom, on 28 October 2014. Shortly afterward, Frost cleared his Bandcamp page to make way for a new ambitious project.
On 11 May 2016, Impossible Nothing released its first official full-length studio album titled Phonemenomicon. The album comprised twenty-six tracks - each ten minutes long - adding up to a nearly four and a half hour run-time. It proved successful with music critics and made PopMatters' best mixtape picks of 2016. Following in the vein of his first release, he released a second, third, fourth and fifth album in 2017 that featured the same number of tracks and run-time, titled Lexemenomicon, Tonemenomicon, Taxemenomicon and Glossemenomicon respectively. 2018 saw the release of Impossible Nothing's sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth albums, titled Chronemenomicon, Phrasemenomicon, Graphemenomicon and Visemenomicon respectively. The concept project of the multiple four and a half hour albums was concluded in 2019, with the releases of the tenth, eleventh, and twelfth albums Morphemenomicon, Mnemenomicon, and Noemenomicon.
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North Carolina Democrats Face Uphill Climb in Governor’s Race
North Carolina’s candidates for governor: Democrat Walter Dalton (left) and Republican Pat McCrory. (AP)
As Democrats gather in Charlotte this week, the home state delegation has plenty to worry about. North Carolina Democrats, who have held the governorship since Bill Clinton was first inaugurated as president, could lose the post in November. That could put all of North Carolina state government in Republican hands.
Walter Dalton, the Democratic nominee for governor, faces a stiff challenge. He is the lieutenant governor to an unpopular incumbent, Bev Perdue, who opted not to run again. Dalton trails in fundraising, having begun the summer with just one-sixth as much money as his Republican opponent. And Pat McCrory, the Republican Dalton faces, starts with higher name recognition, because he came close to winning the governorship four years ago.
Polls show Dalton trailing McCrory, a former mayor of Charlotte, though the race is closer than many expected. Most summer surveys have shown McCrory with a single-digit lead.
But the presidential contest is thought to be especially close in North Carolina, and that may be Dalton’s best hope.
“The turnout driven by the Obama campaign may help Dalton,” says political scholar Ferrell Guillory of the University of North Carolina. “You’re not going to get many Obama-McCrory voters. You’re not going to get Romney-Dalton voters. So whatever propulsion the Obama campaign is able to add to the turnout … likely benefits Dalton.”
The Obama campaign already has spent more than million on ads in North Carolina, but Romney and various Republican groups have spent nearly million. Both gubernatorial campaigns have been almost invisible by comparison. McCrory has run two ads so far; Dalton has not run any.
Obama’s camp also has an extensive turnout operation, with dozens of offices throughout the state. The North Carolina Democratic Party, on the other hand, has been hobbled by a sexual harassment scandal that nearly toppled chairman David Parker.
John Robinson, the communications director for the Elon University Poll, says the Obama factor will not be enough to help Dalton. He says McCrory has a commanding lead already, and North Carolina voters are not otherwise paying attention to the election for governor.
Dalton is campaigning on improving schools, while McCrory is focusing primarily on improving the state’s business climate. But the biggest question is how each of them would work with assertive Republican majorities in the legislature, which likely will remain in power after the election.
“In the statehouse,” says Robinson, “the Republicans were a much more dominant force than the governor was or the governor has been. With Republicans controlling the General Assembly, Governor Perdue was in a very defensive posture.”
But both Perdue and the Republican-led legislature are extremely unpopular. An automated June poll by Public Policy Polling, a firm that works for Democrats, found 30 percent of voters approved of Perdue, compared to 23 percent for the legislature.
“One of the questions before the voters is: Should we have a governor like Dalton who will provide a check on the legislature or should we have a governor like McCrory who is more likely to abet or be an ally of the legislature?” says UNC’s Guillory.
McCrory is seen as a moderate, but Dalton may try to associate him with the more conservative wing of his party. “One of the disadvantages that McCrory may have is an association with a controversial, unpopular legislature that may offset Dalton’s association with an unpopular governor,” Guillory adds.
Budget cuts and clashes with Republicans have defined Perdue’s single term as governor. Those fights damaged Perdue’s popularity and ultimately convinced her not to seek a second term. “It is clear to me that my race for re-election will only further politicize the fight to adequately fund our schools,” she said in January.”A re-election campaign in this already-divisive environment will make it more difficult to find any bipartisan solutions.”
A lot has changed in North Carolina since Perdue won and Obama carried the state four years ago. The recession hit North Carolina particularly hard. When Perdue was elected, the state’s unemployment rate was 7.8 percent. It shot up to 9 percent by the time she took office and kept climbing to a peak of 11.4 percent two years later. It has come down since, but North Carolina still has the fifth-highest unemployment rate in the country.
In many ways, Perdue faced a situation similar to Obama’s when she got into office in 2009. But the president passed a stimulus package and bailed out the auto industry. “Governors don’t have that,” Guillory says. “She was immediately into budget cutting.” With money so short, Perdue did not have resources for a signature project or investment, which deprived her of a natural base of support.
Republicans took control of both chambers of the General Assembly for the first time in more than a century in the 2010 elections that swept the GOP into power across the country, especially in the South. Since then, they have repeatedly butted heads with Perdue, whose popularity also suffered because of a minor campaign finance scandal.
The Republican legislature scored several victories despite Perdue’s opposition. It put a constitutional amendment on the ballot to outlaw same-sex marriage. Perdue campaigned against the measure, arguing the law would affect more than just same-sex couples. Voters approved it in May.
On many issues, Republicans found enough Democrats willing to join them to override Perdue vetoes. The governor vetoed both budgets passed since Republicans took control of the legislature, and lawmakers overrode the vetoes both times. Lawmakers also overrode Perdue on a measure allowing hydraulic fracturing to mine for natural gas and one imposing a 24-hour waiting period and other restrictions on abortion. Despite Perdue’s opposition, the legislature severely scaled back a measure to let defendants present statistical evidence of racial bias in death penalty cases.
Perhaps most important, Republicans were able to draw new legislative districts that could help preserve their majorities in the House and Senate. Governors play no role in redistricting in North Carolina.
But Perdue has stopped other Republican initiatives, including a bill creating tough new voter identification requirements and a measure to permit offshore oil drilling.
The disputes could give Democrats a long-shot chance to win at least one legislative chamber, even if they lose the governor’s race, says Robinson, the former editor of the News & Record in Greensboro. “It’s probable that Republicans will maintain control,” he says, “but if they lost either the House or the Senate, I wouldn’t be shocked.”
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EASTON — Watermen and lawmakers on the Eastern Shore are asking state natural resources officials to ease tougher striped bass harvest regulations.
The harvest quota was cut 5 percent after illegal nets were found last year with tons of striped bass. The president of the Chesapeake Bay Commercial Fisherman’s Association and state lawmakers sent the letter last month to Natural Resources Secretary John Griffin asking him to restore the full catch quota.
Tom O’Connell, the director of the DNR fisheries service, told The Star Democrat of Easton that the new quota will remain in place this year, but could change in the future based on industry behavior.
Association president Gibby Dean says watermen support stiffer penalties for violators, but don’t want to pay for the actions of a few.


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Lackluster and, at times, absurdly silly action adventure about a roguish treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey), who, along with his sidekick (Steve Zahn), helps a U.N. doctor (Penelope Cruz) investigate a mysterious plague outbreak in a war-torn African nation which they think may be somehow linked to their search for a long-lost Civil War battleship. Directed by Breck Eisner and based on the novel by Clive Cussler, the humor-laced film, though intermittently entertaining as escapist fare, is weighed down by vapid performances, a mediocre script, risible dialogue and an overemphasis on tedious action sequences over character and story. Recurring action violence and minimal rude expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
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7 Best Credit Cards For Good Credit
You’ve worked hard to earn a good credit score, and you deserve a card that offers reasonable rates as well as strong rewards and benefits. For those whose credit is considered good, but not quite excellent, there are plenty of credit cards available that can meet your needs.
If you are paying your balance in full each month, you should be earning the most rewards possible. At the same time, those with good credit who are trying to pay off their balances can take advantage of interest-free promotional financing offers on new purchases, balance transfers, or both.
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Capital One® Venture® Rewards
The Capital One® Venture® Rewards credit card is an excellent choice for consumers with good credit who want to earn travel rewards, as it offers two miles per dollar spent on every purchase. There is no limit to the amount of miles you can earn, and the rewards do not expire as long as your account is open and active. New applicants can receive 40,000 bonus miles after spending $3,000 in the first three months of account opening, which is equal to $400 in travel. Redeem miles for past travel purchases using the Purchase Eraser that will allow you to receive a statement credit for travel you paid for with your credit card. You may also redeem miles when booking new travel reservations, including airfare, hotel stays, car rentals, cruise vacations, and more, through the Capital One Rewards Center.
Each mile is worth one cent, which makes it easy to determine how many miles you will need to book travel. In addition, you can redeem your rewards for cash via check, gift cards, merchandise, or experiences. Cardholders will be able to access the Capital One Credit Tracker to view their credit score at no extra cost any time they choose. Capital One® Venture® Rewards is a Visa Signature card, which offers complimentary upgrades and discounts when staying at hotels and while shopping. You may also enjoy a personalized concierge service and exclusive access to tickets to special events. This card has no foreign transaction fees and a $59 annual fee that is waived in the first year.
You may enjoy Chase Freedom® if you want to maximize rewards in revolving categories throughout the year. This card is a good fit for the consumer with good credit who doesn’t spend a lot during the year. Cardholders will earn 5% cash back on the first $1,500 spent in different categories each quarter. You must activate the quarterly deals to receive the cash back, and 1% cash back on all other purchases. Once you have reached 2,000 points, you can redeem your rewards for $20 worth of statement credits, gift cards, or travel through the Chase Ultimate Rewards travel portal.
Your points will not expire as long as you keep an open and active account, and there is no limit on the cash back you can receive. New applicants are eligible to earn a $150 bonus after spending $500 within the first three months of opening the account. This card has no annual fee.
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If you prefer not to deal with the hassle of revolving bonus reward categories, the Citi® Double Cash may be right for you. This card offers you a 1% cash back on every purchase at the time of the transaction, and another 1% cash back up on payment, for a total of 2% cash back. There are no limitations on the amount of cash back you can earn, and your rewards are redeemable as long as your account is open. When you have reached $25 in cash back, you may redeem your rewards in the form of a statement credit, check, or gift card. You can also have cash deposited directly into your Citi savings or checking account that has paid your credit card bill at least twice.
Cardholders will benefit from Citi Private Pass, which offers special access to tickets and discounts for sports events and shows. Another valuable benefit is Citi’s Price Rewind program, which will automatically search for a lower price of an item and refund you the difference within 60 days of purchase, up to $1,200 each year. When you travel, you may be eligible for car rental insurance up to $50,000 when using this card. You will also feel secure with damage and theft purchase protection, up to $1,000, for items you purchased within 120 days of purchase. A personalized concierge service will help you make arrangements for travel or dinner reservations. This card is compatible with Apple Pay and has no annual fee.
Chase Slate® is an option worth considering for people who have good credit but need some assistance in reducing their debt. This card does not offer any rewards programs, but it provides a slew of other benefits for someone trying to get their finances back on track. Chase Slate® offers 0% APR introductory financing for 15 months on both purchases and balance transfers, with no balance transfer for the first 60 days after opening the account, instead of the normal 3% fee. After the introductory rate expires, the standard APR of 12.99% to 22.99% will apply, and there is no penalty interest rate. For those individuals who want to track their credit score, cardholders will have free access to their FICO score online, with specific reports detailing the reasons behind their score and information on how to manage credit health.
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Consumers with good credit who are looking for a travel rewards card will enjoy the Barclaycard Arrival Plus™ World Elite MasterCard®. You will earn two miles per dollar on all purchases, and there is no limit to the amount of rewards you can earn. As long your account remains open and active, you will be able to utilize your rewards. Earn 50,000 bonus miles after spending $3,000 in the first three months of account opening. You’ll get the most out of your miles when redeeming for travel statement credits, starting at 10,000 miles per $100, for any travel made within the previous 120 days. You can also redeem miles for cash back statement credits beginning at 5,000 for $25 worth of gift cards or merchandise. You will get 5% miles back every time you redeem your miles, so when you redeem 40,000 miles, you will receive 2,000 miles to use for your next redemption. Cardholders can take advantage of World Elite MasterCard benefits, such as a concierge service to help with travel bookings, complimentary breakfast in the Luxury Hotels and Resorts portfolio, and special upgrades and discounts with airlines, car rental companies, and cruise and vacation packages. Barclaycard Arrival Plus™ World Elite MasterCard® has a 0% intro APR for 12 months on balance transfers made within the first 45 days of account opening. This card has no foreign transaction fees and a $89 annual fee that is waived in the first year.
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News24xx.com - Regional Water Supply Company (PDAM) Tirta Siak Pekanbaru rejects the results of an audit from the Riau Finance and Development Audit Board (BPKP). Because the BPKP does not take into account the condition of the pump engine and the aging piping system.
"According to BPKP, the results of the PDAM performance evaluation are only around 60 percent in 2018. But according to the PDAM, their performance is more than the BPKP audit results," Assistant II of the Pekanbaru City Secretariat El Syabrina said, Wednesday (09/10/2019).
The calculation standard of PDAM Tirta Siak is different from BPKP Riau. BPKP Riau version, depreciation of the performance of the water pumping machine is not taken into account.
"The pump owned by the PDAM has aged. As a result, the PDAM has lost a lot of water," said El Syabrina.
To ensure the results of the audit, the PDAM requested that the Water Supply System Management Agency (BPSPAM). Thus, the actual audit results were found.
"The meeting with the PDAM is only an annual evaluation. So, this meeting does not discuss the addition of capital for the PDAM," said El Syabrina.
Increasing capital cannot be done anymore. Because, the condition of PDAM Tirta Siak is already severe.
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Julie Taymor, the original director and co-writer of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark," has reached a deal with the Broadway musical's producers to settle their competing lawsuits, in a move that appears to bring to a close a bitter, public battle in which each side blamed the other for the production's early catastrophes.
The parties—including Glen Berger, a co-writer who was named as a defendant in Ms. Taymor's suit—have reached "an agreement in principle," according to a document issued Thursday in federal court in Manhattan by District Judge Katherine Forrest.
The $75 million production—the most expensive in Broadway history—has yielded record-breaking grosses, but was plagued early on by poor reviews, a series of cast injuries and a four-week shutdown as a new artistic team rewrote parts of the show. In late 2010 and early 2011, opening night was pushed back no fewer than six times, prompting some media outlets to take the unusual step of reviewing the musical before it opened.
Ms. Taymor, who was fired in March 2011, filed suit seeking $1 million plus future royalty payments last November, claiming that producers Michael Cohl and Jeremiah Harris were violating copyright law by using much of her dialogue and stage directions without compensating her.
In January, the producers filed a countersuit, arguing that Ms. Taymor refused to fulfill her contractual obligations. In the suit, they revealed excerpts of private emails depicting her as unwilling to make changes to a faltering show. The Tony Award-winning director fired back with a court filing describing, among other things, a meeting at which Bono, who penned the music with U2 bandmate the Edge, arrived drunk. She argued that the producers, along with Bono and the Edge, secretly developed an alternate version of the show and conspired to force her out.
Terms of the settlement were not disclosed. Ms. Taymor's attorney, Charles Spada, did not respond Thursday to a request for comment. "Spider-Man" spokesman Rick Miramontez declined comment.
Ms. Taymor—a MacArthur Fellowship recipient who in 1998 became the first woman to win a Tony Award for musical direction, for "The Lion King"—began working on "Spider-Man" in 2004. Since opening at the Foxwoods Theatre on June 14, 2011, the musical has grossed nearly $130 million and played to some 1.2 million people, according to the Broadway League, which tracks theater statistics. For the week ending Aug. 26, "The Lion King" was the top-grossing Broadway show, with $1.4 million. "Spider-Man" was fourth, with $1.4 million.
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Steamist’s 550 digital control features a large high-definition touchscreen display with multiple-language capabilities, while dual-temperature technology delivers a more consistent and comfortable steam experience, the company notes.
Reliance Detection Technologies’ FloodMaster RS-092 leak detection and automatic shutoff system employs a discreet rope-style water sensor, controller and 1/2” NPT valve with 3/8” fittings to sound an alarm and automatically shut off the water supply to a hose-fed appliance when a leak is detected.
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Mastercard supports people affected by the earthquake in Albania
MasterCard, the world's leading payment solution company, has joined international companies that operate in Albania in supporting relief assistance for people affected by the earthquake in Albania.
The company has announced that it has canceled all year-end activities it had planned in Albania in order to stay close to those affected by the tragedy and help people in need. The entire fund for these activities and events, was donated online via e-Albania to help the authorities in rebuilding homes and to facilitate the quick recovery of everyone who was affected by the earthquake.
The 6.4 magnitude earthquake that struck near Durres and Tirana on 26 November has caused 51-casualties and around 900 injuries. It was estimated that thousands of people were affected, more than 1,200 others were evacuated in Thumanë, Tiranë, Durrës, Krujë and Lezhë according to Ministry of Defence and around 4000 people are now homeless. While the government and organizations are working tirelessly to deliver long term solutions to all the people that are now without a home, the needs for this task remain colossal.
Together with other entities and individuals who voluntarily contributed to the platform, managed by the Ministry of Finance and Economy, the donations will support Civil Emergencies to assist earthquake victims as well as government entities to start rebuilding as soon as possible.
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Sagittarius is the ninth sign of the zodiac in astrology, and it rules the time period from November 22 to December 21. A centaur shooting a bow and arrow or an arrow drawn across a bow is used to depict it. Sagittarius was identified as a mounted archer by the Babylonians as early as the 11th century.
Who Should Date a Sagittarius?
Sagittarius friendships and love connections are most compatible with other fire signs (Sagittarius, Aries, and Leo), as they share the same emotional language. Air signs (Gemini, Aquarius, Libra) have a vigor and wit similar to the Sun signs.
Taurus is the most devoted of the zodiac signs, remaining faithful to the right person till the end. Their ideal soulmate is someone who feels the same way they do about their feelings. They want someone who can make them feel like they are the only person in the world by being trustworthy, loyal, honest, and clear.
When it comes to choosing a life partner, the Gemini is quite picky. Their ideal partner is intelligent, funny, and lives an intriguing life rather than a dull one!
The Cancer has a big heart and is quite lovable. They require someone who is both affectionate and intelligent in order to make them feel special and appreciated. They are looking for someone that is compassionate and empathic.
Leo is drawn to those who are fascinating, confident, and secretive. They want someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves. They enjoy playing mental games!
Someone who is motivated and has a purpose in mind is the Virgo’s soulmate, not someone who procrastinates all day. When it comes to finding a love, the Virgo needs to be serious!
The Libra won’t settle for anything less than perfection; they seek someone who has it all, including good appearance, intelligence, and self-assurance. They admire physical beauty, are drawn to intelligent people, and admire people who are self-assured!
The Scorpio is a lover who loves profoundly, intensely, and unconditionally. Their ideal soulmate is someone who shares their feelings. They also enjoy a personality that keeps them guessing until the very end.
Sagittarians respect self-sufficiency. Their ideal partner is someone who is caring and open-minded while also giving them space. They despise possessive or clinging people.
Capricorn is a finicky sign. They want their spouses to be well-dressed, stylish, and confident in their own skin. Apart from these qualities, they should be trustworthy and loyal!
Pisces prefer to have a good time and live in their own world. Someone who is as crazy as they are, has a creative mindset, and can connect with them deeply is their ideal soulmate.
Sagittarius has the best compatibility with Aries. They’re both upbeat, adventurous, and open-minded. They have a strong desire to explore and learn new things and enjoy the freedom that comes with it. Because of their commonality and social cohesion, Sagittarius rapidly connects with their ideal partner. They accept and understand each other’s demand for independence. These locals have a tendency to develop a ride-or-die relationship in which there are no disagreements or misgivings. In a word, Sagittarius and Aries are destined to be together only if they can control their emotions and curb their proclivity for rash actions.
Sagittarius’ ideal partner for marriage is Leo, a fiery sign. The compatibility of Sagittarius and Leo is remarkable, and they know how to work through problems in relationships. When it comes to marriage, Leo and Sagittarius frequently have similar expectations. They have a lot in common, and their relationship is never boring. One of the important elements that makes Leo the greatest spouse for Sagittarius is that they share similar perspectives on how to make life and love exciting and fun. Leo must be less dominating and Sagittarius must be more receptive to Leo’s feelings and desires in order to maintain their relationship and keep it interesting and stable.
Sagittarius men and women are also well-suited to Libra. It is associated with the air element, whereas Sagittarius is associated with the fire sign, making them a dynamic couple. Their relationship is flourishing, and they get along swimmingly at home and at work. They are one other’s biggest cheerleaders and enjoy seeing each other achieve. These two indications are attracted to one other because they don’t want to be tied down. While the Sagittarius zodiac type appears outgoing and assertive, in a Sagittarius and Libra partnership, it is the Libras that make the first move. So now you know why a Libra guy is the perfect marriage partner for a Sagittarius woman and vice versa.
If you’re seeking for a Sagittarius soulmate, you might want to choose an Aquarius. Aquarius is one of the most independent, freedom-loving, and adventurous signs in the western zodiac. They have a ‘live and let live’ attitude that perfectly matches Sagittarius’ love of liberty. Sagittarius men and women are the greatest match because of their optimistic views and open-minded disposition. Sagittarius, on the other hand, must keep their cool in order for an Aquarius native to stay the same with them. Astrologers propose wearing a Sagittarius birthstone to assist people overcome anger difficulties and achieve marital stability.
What is a Sagittarius personality like?
Sagittarius people are loyal, intelligent, forceful, and sympathetic! They are one-of-a-kind, gifted, and wise beyond their years. Because of their blend of autonomy, intellect, and empathy, they are a wonderful, loving personality type.
Are Sagittarius loyal?
Sagittarius is a cheerful, fun-loving, and spontaneous sign in partnerships. They have a terrific sense of humor and never take themselves too seriously. If their partner is down, Sagittarius will do everything they can to cheer them up. They are companions who are affectionate, loyal, and truthful. Sagittarius, on the other hand, values freedom. They are on the lookout for a mate who shares their goal to travel the world. If you understand this, your relationship with a Sagittarius will be a dream come true. If you don’t, you’ll have a hard time getting along with them.
Is Sagittarius rare?
Aries is the second rarest zodiac sign, followed by Sagittarius, both of which are fire signs, according to Stardust. “Aries is the first sign of the zodiac,” Stardust explains, noting that this sign is known for having a spark of creativity that “gets everyone up and moving.” The third rarest zodiac sign, Sagittarius, “falls during the autumn season and is renowned to be adventurous and free-spirited,” according to Stardust.
Are Sagittarius good in bed?
When it comes to Sagittarius, the term “adventure” comes up frequently. You can guarantee that when it comes to the bedroom, this archer is eager to explore new things. Sagittarius, the zodiac’s restless wanderer, is all about discovering new places, meeting new people, and reveling in their sense of liberation. Relationships aren’t a high priority in their lives by nature. That isn’t to say that their sex life suffers as a result. Sex with Sagittarius is nearly sure to be joyful, as it is one of the most lovable and fun-loving signs in the zodiac. If you’re a Gemini, Leo, or Aquarius, you already know this because these three zodiac signs are the most sexually compatible with Sagittarius.
Sagittarius, as astrologer Joanne Wilkinson puts it, “doesn’t take themselves too seriously.” They’ll probably try to charm their way into your bed by delivering amusing one-liners. Another of Sag’s go-to moves is laughing and joking jokes. It’s not for everyone, but the following three signs don’t seem to mind. So, according to Wilkinson, these are the zodiac signs that will have the best sex with Sagittarius.
What is Sagittarius worst match?
As much as we admire the zest for life that pervades every Sagittarius we know, the surge of fiery energy may be overwhelming at times. After all, the ninth house of adventure, trips, and higher philosophy is ruled by Sagittarius. Why can’t a Sagittarius comprehend that not everyone wants to risk their safety and comfort for a wild night out? All jokes aside, we all need a little fun and spontaneity now and then, but there is a limit to unpredictability. If you know what I’m talking about, it probably makes way too much sense that Taurus, Cancer, and Virgo are the worst zodiac signs for Sagittarius. Despite the fact that our birth charts are made up of much more than our zodiac signs, and we can’t judge compatibility with a Sagittarius only on these factors, it should be no surprise that these pairings are challenging.
Things get bigger, livelier, and more than any of us imagined when a Sagittarius is engaged. Living with their cosmic dust on a daily basis, despite their status as a shooting star, might be difficult. The payoff is more than worth it if two entirely mismatched zodiac signs can make it work. Aren’t we all striving to push ourselves out of our comfort zones and learn something new?
Who does Sagittarius hate?
Sagittarius may find it tough to get along with Virgo. Virgo like to follow the rules, whereas Sag enjoys a challenge. Sagittarius, being a daring and adventurous sign, may feel as if Virgo, the exacting sign, can’t keep up. They have the most trouble getting along with Pisces, the second zodiac sign. Jupiter rules both Pisces and Sagittarius, and both are lucky signs. Sagittarius, on the other hand, is more idealistic than Pisces, because Pisces is a sensitive spirit that is easily influenced by other emotions.

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THE LIGHTLY STRUNG ORCHESTRA
The uber-uke-tastic Lightly Strung Orchestra (LSO) is a performance ukulele ensemble founded in 2013 for players of all levels.
Our motley crew of joyful ukesters meets weekly to play, sing and improve their ukulele techniques through regular participation in structured, multi-part musical arrangements.
A typical session offers participants:
Expert tuition in ukulele techniques, music theory and performance skills.
Diverse sessions that aim to meet the needs of different skill levels in the group
A relaxed and supportive environment for you to learn and have fun!
Plenty of performance opportunities, including solo and lead vocal/instrumental parts for those who wish to push themselves a little bit further.
The LSO also performs at a variety of local events and gigs further afield including Ukulele Festivals and concerts in collaboration with visiting artists. Not to mention our love of dress up parties!
DIFFERENT LEVELS IN THE LSO
Everyone in the LSO learns the same music, ukulele techniques and chord vocabulary, however, intermediate and advanced participants are offered more challenging strumming patterns, chord options and finger picking parts.
No matter what level you are at, you will be supported to develop at your own pace.
You are an advanced beginner who has completed a Foundation Level Ukulele Course and has at least 6-12 months playing experience.
You may be an existing member of an ukulele group or someone from the LSO seeking a little less challenge.
You will be able to:
identify and play any chord shape in open position
play all chords in the key of C proficiently
understand and play basic tab notation (music notation is not compulsory)
play foundation level strumming patterns such as the shuffle strum, rock strum and popular strum (even if not mastered just yet)
play basic finger picking patterns (even if not mastered just yet)
You are an advanced beginner or intermediate level player who has completed an Intermediate Ukulele Course and has at least 12 months playing experience.
You may be an existing member of an ukulele ensemble or the LSO.
You will be able to:
play most chord shapes in open position and some barre chords
transpose music into another key using the musical alphabet wheel
transpose music into another key using a capo
read and play basic tab notation (music notation is not compulsory)
play a variety of different strumming and finger picking patterns including the off beat reggae strum and 3 or 4 beat brush strum
demonstrate a solid understanding of how to execute techniques such as chunking and slap/up (even if not mastered just yet)
You have completed an Intermediate Level Ukulele Course and have at least 2 years playing experience.
You will be able to:
play any open or barre chord shape with ease
easily transpose music into different keys with or without a capo
read and play tablature proficiently (music notation is not compulsory)
work out standard chord progressions in any key (e.g. I-vi-IV-V7) from your thorough knowledge of the musical alphabet wheel
play from memory the 12 bar blues in the key of C, D, F, G A and "rock the chords" as appropriate
play more advanced and syncopated strumming patterns and finger picking techniques in simple and compound time
demonstrate advanced strumming techniques such as chunking, fan & triplet strumming, hammer ons, pull offs, bends and vibrato
play a solo part - whether transcribed into tab or as an improvisation
VENUE & TIMETABLE
Face-To-Face Sessions Resume Term 2 - woo hoo!
We are excited to announce that face-to-face sessions will return to the Ellery Room, Seaforth Anglican Church at 3 Frenchs Forest Rd from Term 2.
Sessions will be held on:
Mondays from 11am-12:45pm (2 May - 27 June) - there is no session on 13 June (long weekend)
Wednesdays from 7:00pm-8:45pm (4 May - 29 June) - there is no session on 11 May due to a special event we are hosting!
Please ensure you read our Covid Safe measures before attending face-to-face sessions.
LSO fees are charged on a term by term basis and we offer a range of passes to suit your schedule.
Sessions run during school terms. You can purchase a full term fee or casual class:
Term Pass: $199 (attend up to 8 day OR evening sessions during the term)
Unlimited Pass: $300 (attend up to 16 sessions in an 8 week term)
Casual Pass: $30 (for attendance at one session)
There are no refunds or makeup classes for missed sessions. If there are exceptional circumstances whereby a participant is unable to attend rehearsals for an extended period of time, this situation can be discussed with the musical director and arrangements agreed upon.
If you postpone your enrolment to a future term within 5 days of the term start date, or after you have commenced a term, you will incur a $20 administration fee.
"I really enjoy being a part of the LSO. It has such an uplifting vibe."
Sue, LSO member since 2020
"What a wonderful gig that was, I had so much fun as did everyone there!! I love being a part of this uke group."
Carolyn, LSO member since 2019
"I just want to thank you SO much for today and for being such a wonderful teacher and inspiration. I just loved it!!! It gave me such a buzz. I am enjoying playing so much and my fellow LSO players are very nice and friendly."
Jenny, LSO member since 2015
"Janine, you have a wonderful gift as a teacher. You encourage and motivate us to reach our goals. I feel as a group we enjoy the experience of the ukulele as we each become more skillful with your guidance. Thank you."
Denise, LSO member since 2014
"Janine, Jenny and Anne! Thank you for the opportunity to have a great time! What a lovely sight it was for me to see the smiles on the faces of the audience as they sang and clapped their hands to our music! I am very proud to have been part of spreading that love of music and the joy of singing along with other people."
Shirley, LSO member since 2014
"Janine & Jenny! Thank you both so much for continuing through Covid. Zoom certainly isn’t ideal but it kept us going and to get together yesterday and hear everyone playing together again was such a lift to the spirit. You have both put so much time and energy into making this happen. Thank you thank you thank you!
Carie, LSO member since 2013


Surprise! I’m in trouble again. You know, I’m beginning to suspect that my erratic personality combined with being the editor of a newspaper read by millions might be a recipe for disaster.
But I’ll back up.
In every issue, we publish an article called, “New Column!” It’s almost always a parody of some sort, and the joke is that we’re forced to debut a “New Column!” every issue because it always fails. (A concept that’s a lot funnier when spoken aloud.)
Anyway! “New Column” is where you’ll find such anti-favorites as “Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade,” “One Hulk’s Opinion,” and rando classics like “The ‘Sexy Grandpa’ Poetry Contest.”
HOWEVER! A personal fave is what we call “the celebrity rhyming gag.” We pick a random celebrity and rhyme the title of their column with their last name, such as:
“What’s My Gripe? by Michael Stipe.” “Who Put Ham in My Dannon? by Stephen K. Bannon.” “Those I’ve Killed So Far by the Portland Streetcar.” “These Jokes’ll Revolt Ya by John Travolta.” “Curing Your Streptococcus by Art Alexakis.” “I Use Tough Actin’ Tinactin’ by Samuel L. Jackson.” And one that I love/regret the most: “I Slipped the Banana to Hannah Montana by Carlos Santana.”
Now 99.9 percent of the time, people recognize these things for what they are: parodies (or, if they’re less generous, “stupid fucking jokes”). Other times, offense is taken.
Examples: Our 2010 series of Star Trek columns, which included, “I Once Strangled a Hitchhiker by Commander William T. Riker,” “I Heard Your Mom Likes It Hard by Captain Jean-Luc Picard,” and “Porkin’ in the Columbia River Gorge by Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge.” (Hey, it was a different time. Don’t @ me.) As it turned out, these titles greatly offended one particular group: CBS Television/Viacom, who owns the rights to these characters.
But it all turned out okay. CBS was more concerned with the Mercury publishing pictures of the characters than our detailed descriptions of Commander Riker lustfully gazing at a hitchhiker’s throat. They sent us a “cease and desist” letter, we “ceased” as well as “desisted,” and that was that.
FLASH FORWARD TO TWO WEEKS AGO.
In our January 30 issue, we published a “New Column!” called “Tip Her a Fiver by Adam Driver.” In this CLEARLY OBVIOUS PARODY, accomplished actor Adam Driver bragged about his lavish lifestyle while advising readers to tip sommeliers, concierges, and Uber drivers “a fiver” (no matter how difficult the job) “just like Adam Driver.” And once again, I’m in trouble.
Angry Adam Driver superfans and legal representatives have been flooding my inbox with complaints, vitriol, and “cease and desists”—all claiming I’ve forever besmirched the good name of Adam Driver.
LOOK, PEOPLE! Everyone in the world knows the real Adam Driver is a goddamn sweetheart who makes audiences squeal with horny glee. Rational people realize that Adam Driver would NEVER write such a horrible, thoughtless column, which is why it’s called PARODY (definition: “an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect”). Ipso facto, by climbing up my ass about this, these complainers are saying that real Adam Driver fans are too stupid to know the difference, and even worse, that Adam Driver himself has no sense of humor—WHICH HE CLEARLY DOES. You don’t “cease and desist” me, buttholes! I “cease and desist” YOU!
Besides, no one should worry about us invoking Adam Driver’s precious name ever again—because we’ve already moved on. Thanks for reading, and don’t miss our newest “New Column” (that surely won’t cause any trouble), “I Think I Caused the Coronavirus by Billy Ray Cyrus.”
Yer real pal (not a parody pal),
Wm. Steven Humphrey


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Low rent. A quiet neighborhood. No traffic jams. Fresh air. Free-running mountain water. And waking-up to mornings enveloped by cool mist. Does that sound like your dream home? If you're a city slicker who's sick of the traffic and pollution, I already know the answer. But here in Banaue in the province of Ifugao, their young leave the terraces in droves for the big city, for its bright lights, and for the promise of a better future. Now what's wrong with this picture?
The Banaue rice terraces is one of the wonders of the old world, built over thousands of years, and a testament to human ingenuity and perseverance. Yet the land can't feed its growing population, with about half of their rice needs currently imported from the lowlands. How will all those imports be paid for? By the gradual export, or loss, of human capital. Will there be any farmers left to plow those green terraces in the next generation? Beats me. Pack your bags and head that way soon. Now showing and possibly for a limited time only. Enjoy.
(Pixel-peepers: In the early morning after the sun rises, the light is directional and can flatter a landscape like no other time. The strong warm light can make our pictures come alive. Now don't be sleeping when these wonderful hours present.)
But wait, there's more...
For those who've inquired about buying prints of my postcards, you may purchase them directly from master printmaker Arnel Murillo (firstname.lastname@example.org), one of the country's foremost fine-art printmakers. Arnel uses archival inks and museum-grade paper to ensure his prints will not fade. You will not be disappointed. (All my images are provided gratis to help showcase the beauty of our country. But if you feel generous, help me uplift the lives of the Children of Payatas. No donation is too big or too small. Get in touch with Fr. Aldrin Suan at email@example.com of the Vincentian Missionaries in the Philippines. As always, thanks and enjoy.)

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Welcome to Tom's Honda Shadow VLX 600 web site!
The stock paint and chrome are nice. Remember, this is a VT600CD and the D stands for Deluxe. I bought the bike because it had features I wanted, and the looks were not a primary concern. However, the more I look at it, the better it looks. The chome is really nice.
Water cooled, overhead cam, 3 valve heads, dual constant depression carbs, manual choke, dual spark plugs (2 plugs per cylinder head) with an electronic control. The engine is a two cylinder 583 cc engine, with an offset crank for vibration reduction.
My 1996 model does NOT have water heated carbs. It warms up fine using a little choke. At one point, the air inlet to one carb had slipped off. This had a big impact on cold weather driving, but it was a 5 minute fix to slip it back on. This VLX runs great, even at freezing temperatures.
As of July 2002, this bike had 19,000 miles and not a drop of oil leaks.


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The fan-favorite title returns with hot new writer, TINI HOWARD!
Cassie Hack has been living off the grid, but when a new monstrous threat arises to torment promiscuous teens, it's time for Cassie to pick up the baseball bat once again!
Gory, sexy, twisted, and funny...HACK IS BACK!
List of covers and their creators:
|A||Cover A||Tim Seeley||1|
|B||Cover B||Stefano Caselli||Missing|
|C||The Walking Dead Tribute Variant Cover C (The Walking Dead #23)||Jim Rugg||2|
|D||The Walking Dead Tribute Variant Cover D (The Walking Dead #23)||Jim Rugg||Missing|

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