text: Fortunately you don't notice what a terrible service Donald Trump does as the face of the United States.
  He is mocked without mercy in the United States and he is derided and disparaged throughout the world.
  No one cares one bit for his vanity and we all laugh out loud for his awkward actions.
  Tell me, does he comb his hair forward to hide a growing bald spot or is he just an aging juvenile delinquent who never matured and he's holding onto his pompadour the way an old drunk continues to drink?
  By the way, how is that wall coming along?
  Did Trump ever prove that President Obama wiretapped him?
  Oh, tell us, please, what's the latest on Trump's tax returns and how is the Russian investigation going?
  In this era of fake news, election meddling, cameras embedded in microwaves, alternate facts, phantom acts of terrorism and gross exaggeration we would like to know exactly how Trump views his comrades in Russia.
  Ha. Ha. Ha.