text: Good news!  Justin just hired a guy (at your expense) to help him figure out when "immediately" will happen! 
  
  He's the 4th person hired to do Justins job. This latest addition was hired to help Justin figure out how to keep a promise!  He's a "deliverology guru".  That title also sounds like he's good at mixing you a martini while he simultaneously fleeces the taxpayer for $200,000.  
  
  It's 2016. Justin is also having the dictionary rewritten to better align with gender neutral and liberal friendly definitions.  
  
  "Immediately" is looking like it will fit somewhere between "fat chance" and "elections over sucker, you really fell for it?"