text: Or they could fake insanity to get a deferral, as the brave conservative Republican Ted Nugent did:
  
  Ted, on his draft interview:
  
  "I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. 
  
  Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. 
  
  No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. 
  
  Thirty days of debris build. 
  
  I stopped shavin', had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. 
  
  I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. 
  
  Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. 
  
  I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death.
  
  Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom.
  
  My pants got crusted up.
  
  So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. 
  
  I knew I had these chumps beat."
  
  
  
  Incidentally, there is no such thing now in the US military as a "draft deferral".
  
  There is no draft.