text: The researchers found only a minuscule probability... blah blah blah... therefore inferred that the events in question could be attributed to human-caused climate change.  
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  Gobbledygook.  The next part of this BS goes something like this:  "Humans, since you are the cause of everything that happens to the weather patterns we need to control you and make you ride bikes and take buses and behave exactly like us, the people that care more than you.  Prepare!  Prepare to come into line or we will smite you and crush your car that is too big and move you out of the house that is too big for you and make you stop eating foods we do not approve of.  You must speak as we do and believe as we do or we will belittle you and protest you.  You WILL come into line with the correct way to think."  
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  For those willing to think for themselves, here is food for thought:  
  If there were no humans, what caused the end of the Ice Age?