text: Ya gotta be jealous of those Yanks.
  
  They get an achiever like Trump and we get a dope head like Justin.
  Their executive branch don't get paid while our cabinet is taking us to the cleaners .
  They have an elected and representative Senate and we get a politicians retirement home.
  They have symetrical federalism and we have 9 Provinces as second class citizens .
  
  They are a nation under one flag and we are the Balkans under  12 flags.
  They have hope.
  We have despair..
  They have Publicly funded CBS and we have a propaganda organ funded by the State .
  
  You get the idea