text: "Border guards protect us from all kinds of criminal behaviour."
  They do? The conversation I had on my last crossing into Canada, verbatim:
  Border agent: "Where are you going"?
  I replied with one word
  Border agent: "How long are you staying"?
  I replied with two words
  Border agent: "Have a nice day".
  The whole conversation took 20 seconds.
  I'm sure you feel much safer. I know I sure would if I were you.