text: [Conservatives founded this country]
  You sure about that?  It's been a few years since my undergrad Poli Sci days but IIRC the Founding Fathers considered themselves liberals.  They broke from tradition and sought a means of self-governance free from monarchical rule.  Even by modern standards, liberals are different from conservatives on the issue of tradition and conventions.
  Next I expect you'll claim that America was founded as a Christian nation...