text: I think its funny you posted a serious reply to my obvious tongue-in-cheek list of "Conservative solutions".  You suggest im "under the impression" of something when im not.  You also suggest that I got my "solutions" based on information listed in the article, which again, I didnt. The "solutions" I listed are pretty large "talking points" for Conservatives on many issues and if you are unable to see how they relate to the article even in a somewhat jokingly manner, then you might need to play a little catch-up on current events.
  
  But, since you seem unaware, you might want to look into this:
  https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/texas-adoption-jews-gays-muslims