text: Am I dreaming?
  
  This is the headline, reprinted precisely, word for word:
  
  "Ian Brown: Factions and tears in the Arctic aboard the C3 as Southerners confront their own battles with reconciliation".
  
  Are you kidding me, editor?
  
  That is your headline?
  
  Does it come with a translation guide?
  
  Like maybe one that tells me what a C3 is, who Southerners are, and who Ian Brown is, and maybe a headline hint about why I should care about any of the above?