text: Yes, Trump tricked folks in that district of Georgia with an offer of a free Alaskan cruise in celebration of the US purchase of Alaska from the Russians 150 years ago this week for $7.2 million (which will now get you a fixer upper in Toronto).    Hundreds signed up for the cruise and were marooned on an Alaskan ice flow until the polls closed.  
  
  Next time, Democrats must outspend the GOP by 70 to 1 instead of a paltry 7 to 1, ensure every illegal alien aka undocumented immigrant waiting to vote Democrat for more free stuff gets to vote early and often, that every media outlet fills the airwaves with non-stop anti-Trump innuendos and fake news and faux scandals 24/7, that the entire country is declared a "safe area" off limits to GOP pundits, professors and posters, and that 10 new congressional commissions, committees and special prosecutors are launched to determine if Jeff Session once shook the hand of a Russian official in a reception line.
  
  Then they might have a shot.