text: Of course, our glorious PM ought to have no criticism.  After all, he has an enormous intellect, a sterling background that has left him eminently prepared for the job of prime minister, a nose-to-the-grindstone passion for hard work without holidays, a desire to protect the middle class with his pay-to-play fundraising dinners, a fastidious nature unswayed by ideology that causes him to seek cost/benefit analysis for all decisions, and financial literacy that has caused him to whittle federal spending up to only a $30 billion dollar deficit.