text: You seem in need of some levity. Here's a bit from Andy Borowitz today that deals with the fact that trumps inaugural team can't find anyone to perform at the event:
  
  
  "WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After having difficulty persuading prominent entertainers to participate at the event, the Trump transition team announced on Sunday that the Russian President Vladimir Putin would sing at Donald J. Trump’s Inauguration next month.
  
  In a brief statement from the Kremlin, Putin said, “I will be most delighted to perform for my comrade.”
  
  The choice of Putin raised eyebrows in Washington, since the Russian, while famous for invading neighboring countries and imprisoning political opponents, is not particularly well known as a singer."