text: "Trump was touring the Museum of African American History and Culture, and according to witnesses he noticed a stone auction block on which slaves would stand and was moved to say, ‘That is just not good, that is not good.’ 
  I haven’t heard that kind of eloquent enunciation since the Civil War novel The Red Badge of Dang, That Is Messed Up."
  ---Stephen Colbert
  
  Trump knows maybe 50, 60 words top.
  
  He uses maybe 10 of them to get through most days.
  
  Trump has achieved what no other has done before, he's like a master of dysfunctional illiteracy.