text: Von Miller is a great dancer?
  No, Miller makes me cringe when he dances.
  As for Dancing With The Stars, during Miller's celebrity tour of the lower U.S. as Super Bowl 50 MVP, there was a painful moment.
  Whoever convinced Miller to dance as Elvis Presley should be thrown in a steaming cauldron and cooked ... alive.
  Miller as Presley on DWTS is about as tone deaf as asking Wade Phillips to play as a defensive lineman.
  Miller can't dance.
  Miller can thrive as a chicken rancher.
  Miller can also sack the quarterback.
  Just let him do what he does best.
  No, he can't dance.