text: All the way through this article, all I could think of was the 'Inquisition' number from Mel Brook's 'History of the World, Part 1.' 
  
  Great, now that song is stuck in my head.
  
  "Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
  I just got back from the auto-da-fé
  Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
  It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway..."