text: '
  …and that's only one of your misguided convictions, 
  
  …that's not even accounting for the worst of all your other misguided convictions.
  .
  You do know it's not a good idea to use pesticides on that weed?
  
  Scientists say smoking pesticide laced weed messes with your judgement.
  
  You might want to look into that...
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