text: "Lol. I'm sorry, just LOL. You have the best invented factoids. Lol. Here, let me get a fire extinguisher for those trousers..."
  OK so you have nothing and are too embarrassed to admit it. I thought as much but not being as self satisfied as you I made allowance for the possibility I was forgetting something. Clearly I wasn't and you were just playing games and got caught out. Otherwise you would have posted what you think you have. Nothing left of that veneer now... your posts show the real you. I pity you.
  PS I know you have an uncontrollable compulsion to have the last word no matter who you're talking too. Can't wait to see what fantasy you post next.