text: "Soft on crime."  If one of you good folks ever got arrested and charged, you'd fulminate about how badly you were treated by the police, who actually handcuffed you.  How nobody at the jail listened to your needs.  How exorbitant your bail terms were.  How your public defender didn't seem to care about your case. How the judge seemed bored during your trial and just wanted to hurry things up. How the prosecutor put on perjured testimony to convict you.  But, of course, you wouldn't be guilty, like all those cretins you read about here.