text: I find it amazing that when the White House announced that Trump wanted to meet Francis that the Pope had to publicly announce that no one had contacted the Vatican. Francis had to tell the world the protocol for setting up a Papal audience that Trump had not followed.
  Malign-ia will not be able to make the journey because of baby sitting duties. In her place Trump will be accompanied by his assistant Iyankya (sporting a Hugo Boss designed black copa cabana magna and matching stilettos). trump plans to upstage Queen Elizabeth's gift to Francis by presenting him with three cases of Viginia's finest trump brand wine and a box of steaks.
  
  The only complaint Trump will have is the fake news reporting about how small the crowd is when he enters the Vatican.