text: Late breaking news! Here's the 'delectable treat'! https://www.adn.com/nation-world/2017/09/24/gop-health-bill-in-major-peril-as-resistance-hardens-among-key-senators/
  
  The Repubs promise to shove a pile of money into Lisa's lap, taken from the OTHER states that are considered In-The-Bag already! What could POSSIBLY go wrong! Look for Murkie to take the free lunch, paid for by the already-bought-and-pillaged States, and put more spin on it than a GE Turbine in an effort to convince Alaskans she is 'working for them, hard at it, oorah!"
  
  Looks like an ADN front-page won't be on my dinner plate any time soon  :)