text: For just $39.95 you can share in
  A Trump Family Christmas Sound of Music
  
  Hear Donald sing...
  I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
  With every reactive tweet I write
  Because they're very unfair to me
  On Live from New York, It's Saturday Night
  
  Join the The Trump Children dressed in an old curtain sing...
  We saw Daddy groping Mrs Claus
  Reaching for her camel toe last night.
  They didn't see us creep
  down the escalator to peep;
  He thought that we were tucked
  up in our bedrooms fast asleep.
  
  Clap along with Melania and the Vendettas in...
  We three wives of Donald are
  One home grown and two from afar.
  Five children we gave him so far,
  Following Donald's star.
  
  And a special appearance by Chris Christie as Santa Claus
  Once In Rudy Giuliani's City
  Stood the Tower of Trump on 5th,
  Where a mother laid her baby
  In a very large gilded bed.
  Melania was that mother mild,
  Barron Trump her little Child.
  
  Join Chris as he sings Bridge over Hudson Waters
  
  And Marco Rubio hums Away in Mar-a-Lago