text: The poms - well OK, mainly the toffs and so-called aristocrats - still haven't worked out that they screwed my birth country back in 1914 when they went into a hopeless war started by one of Brenda's, sorry, the 'Queen's', relatives, Kaiser Wilhelm. They still haven't worked out there is no more Empire (even though they give out MBEs and OBEs with 'For God and Empire' on them!) and think they can just tell the Johnny Foreigners where to go. It'd be quite funny, actually, if it wasn't so stupid.