text: You are displaying the typical unfounded superiority complex of a typical insular uninformed American. Your brag list is outstanding, and I don't mean that in a good way. To call it a joke is an understatement.
  Oh, and tell your fellow countrymen and women to stop wearing the Canadian flag pin when travelling abroad. Not so brave, right? Now, why would that be? I could tell you, but it's an open secret!