text: Eh...why not.  I still think it's funny:
  
  THE WASILLA GRUNTBUGGLIES!
  
  (Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”—with apologies to Earl Scruggs, Lester Flatt and Douglas Adams)
  
  Come and listen to a story ‘bout a boy named Todd
  
  Came from a place where the men are fairly odd
  
  Got him a beauty queen and spawned a big ‘ol brood
  
  Loud-mouthed, ignorant, drunken and crude 
  (Rednecks, that is—tweaker hos, trailer trash)
  
  Well the first thing you know Sarah’s turnin’ politricks
  
  Got Jesus on ‘er side, gonna get outta the sticks
  
  She said “rich and famous is the way I wanna be!
  
  If I can’t be vice-president, just put me on TV!”
  (Fox, that is—self-promotion, hate-rants)
  
  It’s way past time to say good-by to all the Palin kin
  
  We wish some place that’s far away would kindly take ‘em in
  
  Like Alabama, Georgia, or even Tennessee
  
  Let the Palins burden the ol’ Con-fed-er-a-cy
  
  (South, that is…sorry, folks—yer too low-class for us northern rednecks; y'all go ‘way now, y'hear?)