text: OK, before I explain it to you, a couple of questions for you.
  1. Did you click on the link?
  2. Did you read the story that the link led you to?
  A. If you answered yes to these questions and still can't figure out how the stories are related, you wouldn't understand anything I told you here either.
  B. If you answered no to these questions, then follow the link, and read the story. If you still can't figure out the relationship, reread 1, 2, and A above.
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  The answer to your second question is no.