text: The translation for the lead photo is incorrect.  North Korea's divine leader and guy who put a bowl on his head for a haircut, is listening as scientists point to the device and say, "for God's sake, don't push this red button."  Kim reaches over, extending his finger, and says, "you mean this red button?"
  
  Meanwhile, back on the golf course, President Trump has gotten South Korea and the South mixed up.  Reacting to the latest nuclear detonation in North Korea, President Trump immediately moved against the trade deal with South Korea while tweeting both sides are to blame.  Those of his senior advisers that actually have hair on their heads, started pulling it out.  Note: President Trump's hair is REAL, not FAKE.  He grew it at the age of 6 months and it turned golden as he blessed the business world with his great knowledge and power.