text: The logical reasons for not allowing women to serve as deacons are numerous and well known:
  Jesus was a man and so was his dad, so only people with male genitalia may be deacons;
  The twelve were men, so Jesus always intended deacons to be men (although they don't have to be jewish and every twelfth one does not have to be a traitor);
  tradition!;
  it just doesn't feel right to the men running the Church.
  
  I think that covered all the bases.