TITLE: Distance function on a curve on a manifold
QUESTION [5 upvotes]: Suppose that we are given a non-negative even function $b\in C^\infty[-1,1]$ satisfying $b(0)=0$, $\sqrt{b(x+y)}\le \sqrt{b(x)}+\sqrt{b(y)}$ for any $x,y\in[-\frac12,\frac12]$. Can we always find a 3-dimensional smooth Riemannian manifold $(M,g)$ and a smooth curve $a:[-\frac12,\frac12]\to M$ parametrized by arc length, such that the square of the distance function $d_g(a(t),a(s))^2=b(t-s)$?
For example, if we set $(M,g)=(\mathbb{R}^3,\|\cdot\|)$, can we find a smooth curve $a:[-\frac12,\frac12]\to \mathbb{R}^3$ parametrized by arc length, such that the square of the distance function $\|a(t)-a(s)\|^2=b(t-s)$?

REPLY [4 votes]: The answer is "no".
Take $b(x)=x^2-x^{1000}$.
Assume that there is a manifolds with the required curve $a$.
Note that $a$ has vanishing geodesic curvature; in particular $a$ is a geodesic.
On the other hand, no arc of $a$ is length-minimizing, a contradiction.