“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
“Their pooled emotions wouldn't fill a teaspoon.”
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy.”
"I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money."
“I hate writing; I love having written.”
This famous line has sparked all kinds of debate. Glasses companies have certainly  disputed it,  and  here’s a 1943  Time  article  that claims to scientifically disprove it. Of course, stirring up shit was part of Dorothy Parker’s M.O. 
 The  Time  article also quotes a related Ogden Nash couplet, now largely forgotten: 
 A girl who is bespectacled / Don’t even get her nectacled. 

Famous Dorothy Parker Quotes