She knew y'all were going
She started barking like a tank
I was shocked and I was joking
But I will not be lonely
Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank
Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you
I got Jim and Jack and Hank
Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your lap
I became a little sad and called up my ol' dad
Okay, maybe there’s a little more than some booze and old records laying around the his old shack. This is a photo of the Alan Jackson home in Tennessee.  It’s currently for sale , if you’ve got some interest. 

Jim and Jack and Hank