“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
“Their pooled emotions wouldn't fill a teaspoon.”
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy.”
"I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money."
Parker’s answer when asked to use the word horticulture during a game of Can-You-Give-Me-A-Sentence?, as quoted in  You Might as well Live  by John Keats (1970)  (Wikiquote) 
 Horticulture  actually means the art or practice of gardening. You can try leading a horse to horticulture, for all the good it’ll do you. 

Famous Dorothy Parker Quotes