You were holding onto Louie
He was packin', he was heavy
That plastic handle just about to break
Well then you picked up Chloe
She knew y'all were going
She started barking like a tank
I was shocked and I was joking
But I will not be lonely
Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank
Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you
Women seem to universally love perfumes, but men not so much. Here’s a list of the  women’s scents that men dislike . 
 But, ladies, if you  really  want to get under his skin (like a burr), you have to get some of this: 
 Jean Patou Joy, Pure Parfum, 30 ml, $600 (USD) 

Jim and Jack and Hank