I said, What
Can I do for you?
He said, You know
Your rent is due.
I said, Listen,
Before I'd pay
I'd go to Hades
And rot away!
The sink is broke,
The water don't run,
And you ain't done a thing
You promised to've done.
Back window's cracked,
Kitchen floor squeaks,
There's rats in the cellar,
And the attic leaks.
He said, Madam,
Alberta K. Johnson states that she refuses to remit payment for her living quarters unless the owner of the place addresses the deplorable condition of the property. 

Madam and The Rent Man