Nentis Nan, he's my man,
I go do im each chanz I gan.
He sicks me down an creans my teed
Wid mabel syrub, tick an' sweed,
An ten he filks my cavakies
Wid choclut cangy-- I tink he's
The graygest nentis in the Ian.
Le's hear free jeers for Nentis Nan.
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Le's go to Nentis Nan dooday!
Let’s go to Dentist Dan today! 
 Better visit quick, before the ADA comes to review his license…
Dentist Dan