Wanted my name
To put it down.
I said, Johnson,
Alberta K.
But he hated to write
The K that way.
He said, What
Does K stand for?
I said, K--
And nothing more.
He said, I'm gonna put it
KÐAÐY.
I said, If you do,
You lie.
My mother christened me
Alberta K.
You leave my name
The census conductor insists on lengthening Alberta’s middle name so that it will better match the format of the other names in the census. She  questions his integrity  when he refuses to record the correct spelling of her middle name. 

Madam and the Census Man