Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom?
He got tickled by his mom.
Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor,
Laughed and rolled right out the door.
All the way to school and then
Tom’s mom is such a jerk. He didn’t ask to be tickled, he didn’t want to be tickled but did she care? No. She just went along her merry way tickling kids who don’t want to be. Because of her he fell on the ground. I don’t know the exact definition of child abuse but I’m pretty sure pushing your kid the the ground and kicking him out of the house isn’t legal.
Ticklish Tom