I said, Johnson,
Alberta K.
But he hated to write
The K that way.
He said, What
Does K stand for?
I said, K--
And nothing more.
He said, I'm gonna put it
KÐAÐY.
I said, If you do,
You lie.
My mother christened me
Alberta K.
But he hated to write
The K that way.
He said, What
She was born with the K in her name, and she does not want that changed at the mercy of the census man. 

Madam and the Census Man