'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe
I got-a something special-a for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre, quatro!
When I was a boy just about the eighth-a grade
In 1978, Dolce  moved  to Australia and came up with a mixed cabaret act with his then-wife that included an Italian character named Giuseppe, who became the inspiration behind this song. 

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