Nentis Nan, he's my man,
I go do im each chanz I gan.
He sicks me down an creans my teed
Wid mabel syrub, tick an' sweed,
An ten he filks my cavakies
Wid choclut cangy-- I tink he's
The graygest nentis in the Ian.
Le's hear free jeers for Nentis Nan.
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Le's go to Nentis Nan dooday!
Let’s hear three cheers for Dentist Dan! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!
Dentist Dan