Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom?
He got tickled by his mom.
Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor,
Laughed and rolled right out the door.
Did I hear of Ticklish Tom? Ohhhhh you mean the kid who was chased out of his town by a bunch of creepy, tickle-happy adults and then got hit by an oncoming train and died? Yeah. I did hear about that poor kid.
Ticklish Tom