I said, Listen,
Before I'd pay
I'd go to Hades
And rot away!
The sink is broke,
The water don't run,
And you ain't done a thing
You promised to've done.
Back window's cracked,
Kitchen floor squeaks,
There's rats in the cellar,
And the attic leaks.
He said, Madam,
I ain't pleased!
I said, Neither am I.
So we agrees!
The rent collector claims to Mrs. Johnson that he’s no happier than she is about coming for her debt. 

Madam and The Rent Man