If I ever catch him
Lawd, have pity!
Calling me up
From Kansas City
Just to say he loves me!
I knowed that was so
Why didn't he tell me some'n
I don't know?
For instance, what can
Them other girls do
That Alberta K. Johnson
Can't do--and more, too?
What's that, Central?
You say you don't care
Nothing about my
Private affair?
Well, even less about your

 Madam was ranting while on the phone with her service provider, Central. Central makes Madam Johnson aware that they are not concerned with her mess.
Madam and the Phone Bill