| { | |
| "title": "無忍義之戰", | |
| "story": [ | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "亂破同學，你的「忍•科學」還沒完成嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "稍等片刻，銀河忍法帖有云：「快手織紗無好布，急火燉肉燉不熟」。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "——完成了！銀河忍法千變萬化，此乃「超•忍•卷軸」！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "在下已將方才的記憶•忍法注於其中。若蝦蟇•忍者所言無誤，這便是邪祟們的介錯之刃。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "嗯，只要將這些含有「忍者」模因病毒的記憶投入聯覺夢境，就可以覆蓋睡蕉小猴在夢境中的存在。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "飛龍•忍者，球棒•忍者。拜託兩位同行，和在下一同終結邪祟•總長的顛倒•夢想吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "球棒•忍者，還有何事？此時此刻容不得耽擱。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "日後再談吧，與夢土千百眾生的安危相比，在下的往事不值一提。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "在下已將蝦蟇•忍者提煉的往事灌注於繚亂•忍法的異彩之中，令此物在邪惡國度爆發四散，便可破除邪忍陣法——此乃在下曾經修習過的忍•科學。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "球棒•忍者，快些動身吧，只有我等忍者才能撲滅燃燒夢土的不知火。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "開拓者，摺紙大學與流夢礁的人們還在危險中，準備出發吧…蕉。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "開拓者，你要去哪蕉？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "喂，你身上的模因病毒比匹諾康尼這個月的爛片還多，再去外面招惹小猴可真要殺青了——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "此刻，最終的片場已經準備好了，最重要的演員們請儘快登場，攝像機隨時可以開機——並且絕對不會停。蕉師的三場審判，忍俠的兩番過往，牛仔的一場派對——一切都是為了最終的狩獵，做好準備了嗎？\n匹諾康尼-匹諾康尼摺紙大學學院" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "一臺平凡的攝像機，若不是出自憶者之手，你很難想象這東西能將你們送往另一片夢境。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "你看著取景器中的畫面，似乎有一隻兩棲動物的眼睛——它正在注視著你。你的耳邊響起了熟悉的聲音——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "演員們，準備好開始最後的演出了嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "ACTION，出發蕉！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "眾忍進擊，狩獵開始！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "《銀河忍法帖》" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "最終章 忍眾獵猿顛倒夢破之卷" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "奇怪的聲音", | |
| "content": "蕉……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "奇怪的聲音", | |
| "content": "一片——長滿香蕉的小島，睡蕉小猴的愛巢！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "再熟悉不過的*蕉聲*響起，你腦海中本就蠢蠢欲動的小猴們開始鳴叫……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "奇怪的聲音", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉蕉~蕉蕉蕉蕉~" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "繚亂•忍法•正覺彩墨綻！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "…剛剛的*蕉聲*消失了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "諸位，在下用忍符破除了邪祟的幻術。現在可否清醒了？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "看來芮克先生沒有騙我們，你的記憶確實可以消解睡蕉小猴的影響…我們的話語也恢復正常了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "這裡就是「睡蕉的時刻」嗎？到處都是睡蕉小猴的蹤跡，它們應該都是摺紙大學和流夢礁的*蕉粉*吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "我來過這裡！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "沒錯，這裡無疑是在下曾與球棒•忍者到訪過的幻境，但當時還未有如此多的邪祟。看來受到邪術迫害的人越來越多了……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "這些都是閣下做的好事吧——邪祟•總長。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉，可惜，如果不是攪局的變量太多，這裡還能變得更加熱鬧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "接下來還有更可惜的事情——你的實驗馬上就要失敗了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "我想，你們是計劃用她大腦裡的病毒摧毀這裡吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "但看看這些小猴吧。你們當真覺得，一本早就過時的漫畫能蓋過夢境中最火熱的風潮麼？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "這當然做不到。在下也無意逼迫忍徒們踏上繚亂•忍道。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "我等要做的，只是喚醒這些失意的百姓，令波濤洶湧的邪祟浪潮重歸平息。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "我們不需要讓睡蕉小猴被忍者故事取代，只需喊醒茫然自失的人們，模因病毒的力量就會被大幅削弱。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "而當他們都不再盲目追逐睡蕉小猴時，我們就能輕易摧毀這場夢境。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "看來那個憶者*蕉*給了你們一些不該學的東西。既然如此……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "我只能為各位遞上「期末考試」了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "那就來吧，在下隨時願意接受閣下的挑戰。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "為何宣戰後立刻逃遁，甚是卑鄙！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "別跑！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "雖然不知道他想做什麼，但還是儘量解決掉周圍的睡蕉小猴吧——畢竟最大的威脅還是模因病毒。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "飛龍忍者所言極是，在下已將「超•忍•卷軸」交予諸位，就用空手道來令踏上邪祟之道的忍徒們醒悟吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "最終的壯絕•狩獵已經開始！踏入狩獵場的眾忍，握緊手中的忍法帖，揮灑那些你們曾見過的血淚——那不只是繚亂•忍俠的血淚，而是成萬上億被御猿•邪忍迫害之人的血淚！此戰並非為忍義，而是為往日那些遮蔽銀河群星的仇恨，以及斷絕未來的仇恨的種子而戰！化作大嵐神的箭矢，照亮黑夜，喚醒眾生，刺穿邪祟吧！喚醒迷惘的小猴，追獵逃竄的蕉授，不死不休，不死不休！\n匹諾康尼-邪祟國度•睡蕉的時刻" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "小猴的數量實在太多了，最好儘量解決掉它們。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "在下的忍法只會將邪祟送出此處，莫要擔心，盡情施展忍•空手道吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "當人不好\n當小猴好\n不用上學\n不用上班\n不用思考\n沒有煩惱" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "「潮流」即是公眾的慾望所向，在「同諧」的美夢中，它等同於力量。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "邪祟•總長乘坐這臺忍•科學•彈丸離開了，我等也快追上去吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "休要繼續逃竄，若閣下有戰勝我等的信心，何不一決高下？！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉，還沒到上課時間，別心急。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "這些漂浮的密咒都是忍徒們的心音嗎？看來他們之所以放棄忍道，不只因為邪祟•總長的蠱惑。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "是的。匹諾康尼的生活並非表面那麼理想。站在懸崖的邊緣，輕風也能將人推入谷底。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "但我等必須令這陣風止息——哪怕忍徒渴望縱身一躍，也必須是自己的選擇，而非妖風所致。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "小猴沒有績點\n不用擔心畢業\n小猴沒有績效\n不用焦慮薪水\n小猴沒有未來\n不用害怕明天" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "糟糕，在下的忍力不足了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "此處奼紫色的忍•泡影秘藥似乎能補充忍力，擊破此物來補充忍力吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "現在的「核心」裡有多少實驗品的心願呢，一千？一萬？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "「物盡其用」，就拿這些成果來為今後的實驗抹平障礙吧……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "放棄為人\n放棄智慧\n放棄文明\n放棄夢想\n放棄責任\n放棄明天" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "快點追吧，來吧，教室就在前面了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "喚醒40只睡蕉小猴" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "睡蕉小猴的數量越來越少了，病毒的強度一定也會有所削減。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "別再把時間浪費在沒用的試題上了，馬上就要交卷了……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "等等，它好像在刻意把我們引向那裡……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "飛龍忍者，無需猶豫。若有埋伏，便破埋伏；若有詭計，便破詭計。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉\n蕉蕉蕉\n蕉蕉蕉\n蕉蕉蕉" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "睡蕉小猴", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉！蕉蕉蕉！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "這群小猴好像正在阻攔我們……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "那就令它們全部醒悟吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "喚醒60只睡蕉小猴" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "邪祟已然所剩無幾，戰況值得歡喜！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "此處是在下與開拓者曾經相遇之地。看來壯絕狩獵的起點亦是終點，實屬巧妙•因緣——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "——邪祟就在此地。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "終於追上普利蒙蕉授" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "喚醒不到40只睡蕉小猴" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉…如此完美的實驗成果，用來清除害蟲還真是可惜……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "邪祟•總長，閣下已無處可逃，面對繚亂•忍法的制裁吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "「AK-A-3」，承載著返祖實驗從32個文明中篩選出的優質靈長類基因，卻因一位見習研究猿的錯誤培養而誤入歧途。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "而這位見習研究猿還不知悔改，私通巡海遊俠，為實驗室帶來無比慘重的損失，最終只留下了一件極其糟糕的「失敗品」——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "只懂得聽命邪忍，為害四方的邪祟，有何資格評判在下。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "當然是憑藉…「夢想」。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "讓我們延續之前的課題吧：香蕉是無性繁殖的植物。一個塊莖可以滋生無數香蕉樹，從而誕生出一大片香蕉林，解決一整個星系乃至宇宙的饑荒。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "而那些自私的植物，強調著「個性」與「自我」，卻將種子肆意播撒，野蠻生長。只知道延續自己的基因，卻不知為同類奉獻。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "告訴我，從宇宙的尺度望去，應該被淘汰的是誰，應該被留下的又是誰？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "——夠了，閣下快住嘴吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "開學時，你讓大家追隨自由，如今卻譏諷著自由的意義。先前判定香蕉是失敗的植物，現在又開始讚頌它的無私。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "呃…這…這是不同的語境，你不能一概而論……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "惡人做惡事永遠都有無數的藉口，總想要將自己擺在正義的位置上。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "自相矛盾，強詞奪理，只為自己的慾望。這種課根本沒有聽的必要——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "邪祟•總長，比起編造狂言，不如好好構想閣下的辭世句吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "下課了！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "失敗品…你們都是不可*蕉化*的失敗品。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "對於失敗品而言，天才的「智識」遙不可及。但我可以用更「原始」的方式*蕉*會你們這個道理……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "看到這顆美麗的夢泡了嗎，家族用萬千家徒「同諧」的心願與星核的力量築造了匹諾康尼，而我則將萬千小猴「放棄」的心願匯聚為這個夢泡，築造了「睡蕉的時刻」。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "現在，我會將它所有的力量交予諸位「蕉師」與「助蕉」——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "動畫", | |
| "content": "過場動畫" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉…同學們，最後的蕉學時間到了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "這堂課的名字是——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "夢想！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "進入戰鬥" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "喚醒過不到40只睡蕉小猴" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "邪祟退卻——正覺彩墨綻！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「築夢蕉師」", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉！睡蕉小猴的力量保護了我們！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「財富蕉師」", | |
| "content": "差生們，你們已經嚴重違反了蕉學規範。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「財富蕉師」", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉，準備好接受處分吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "敵方釋放大招" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉師」們", | |
| "content": "暴力即是原初的「智識」——這就是*蕉育*的力量！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "敵方血量不足5%" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉師」們", | |
| "content": "*蕉學*失敗……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "獲得勝利" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "動畫", | |
| "content": "過場動畫" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "蕉蕉蕉，一場失敗的蕉學……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "無法實現的夢想，就像掛在樹頂的——香蕉" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "大•功•告•成——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "困惑的同學", | |
| "content": "這裡是哪…我剛剛不是在上課嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "迷茫的居民", | |
| "content": "香蕉、叢林…都去哪了……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "開拓者，丹恆！還有…亂破小姐？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "喲，琉璃•忍者！喲，銀槍•修羅殿下！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "波提歐", | |
| "content": "他寶貝的，陣仗搞得比我們還大。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "怎麼會…如此偉大的願景，怎會敗給一群不及格的薪柴……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "邪祟•總長。別再用汙言穢語羞辱人們了，忍道絕無高低貴賤之分——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "尋覓「忍道」者，即為忍徒。秉持「忍道」者，即為「忍者」。貫徹「忍道」者…即為忍俠！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "…聽不懂蕉。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "波提歐", | |
| "content": "我也聽不懂…不是，別跟他廢話了，原始博士養的猴子，你說再多也沒用。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "你們打算怎麼處理這個傢伙？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "波提歐", | |
| "content": "當然是先折磨一頓。哈，拿皮帶蘸鹽水抽他個半天，把公司給我用過的狠貨全上一遍。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "邪祟•總長罪孽深重，必當以嚴刑相待，但並非是要其懺悔，而是為了——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破＆波提歐", | |
| "content": "讓他交代御猿•邪忍的去向。/讓他交代原始博士的去向。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "波提歐", | |
| "content": "喲，喜歡裝死？看看待會兒在長滿鐵刺兒的香蕉前你還能不能裝死啊？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "好了，牛仔演員，不必再跟玩偶對戲了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "波提歐", | |
| "content": "玩偶？你是小可愛吧，你那蛤蟆都比他更像玩偶。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「副導演」", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "唉，你把副導演弄傷心了。這粗鄙的臺詞風格真得改改才行。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "你要想拷打一個道具，我沒意見。但某隻在阿斯德納邊境剛醒過來的猩猩，應該已經準備啟航了吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "「蕉授」", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "銀槍•修羅殿下，在下的超•聽力無法捕捉到邪祟的聲響了，蝦蟇•忍者所言非虛。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "讓他給跑了？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "波提歐", | |
| "content": "他寶貝的，費了這麼大功夫，最後撲了個空？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "…也罷。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "波提歐", | |
| "content": "姐們兒，這麼淡定？你天天把那什麼屑人掛在嘴邊，恨得死去活來，現在又無所謂了？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "長夜漫漫，忍俠的仇恨，應由忍俠封藏。毗乃昆尼已迎來太平盛世，眼下，就讓夢土的芸芸眾生擁抱陽光吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "仇恨總有一天會消解，但人們心中的忍道…不會。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "苦茶大師", | |
| "content": "亂破，你知曉自己的*忍道*了嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "在下的忍道，當然就是成為繚亂•忍俠啊。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "苦茶大師", | |
| "content": "不，這可算不上忍道，忍道是忍者願為之貫徹一生的事物。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "那…打倒邪忍？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "苦茶大師", | |
| "content": "你早晚會擊敗御猿•邪忍的，那之後呢？成為繚亂•忍俠只是為了打敗仇敵嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "但這世間的邪忍絕不止他，對吧？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "苦茶大師", | |
| "content": "當然，在銀河忍界中，惡徒如綺羅星般紛繁。神明無暇顧及眾生，擁有超凡忍•力的忍者•大師亦在互相爭鬥，這便是末法之世。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "那麼，在下的忍道便是——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "祓除萬惡，不死不休，縱使箭在弦上，永不復還，也當一心不亂，破邪顯正！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "——直至，末法世終。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "《銀河忍法帖》\n全劇終\n導演\n「芮克先生」\n副導演\n「副導演」\n領銜主演\n「AK-A-3」亂破 飾 繚亂•忍俠\n開拓者 飾 球棒•忍者\n波提歐 飾 銀槍•修羅\n知更鳥 飾 歌舞•忍者\n研究猿M3 飾 普利蒙教授\n驚夢劇團 飾 蕉師們\n演員\n丹恆 飾 飛龍•忍者\n三月七 飾 琉璃•忍者\n†能人75† 飾 苦茶大師\n特別鳴謝\n摺紙大學的師生\n原始博士和他的猴子們" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "CUT！完美！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "思丁格：" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "風波平息後，摺紙大學開始重新籌辦校慶……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "原來你們遇到了這麼刺激的事情…真是的，下次這種冒險一定要帶上我啊！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "明明是你自己走掉的。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "算了，反正我也在你們看不到的地方大展身手了。你們能這麼順利地解決問題，可少不了本姑娘的功勞！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "真的假的？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "當、當然是真的！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "學術研討會已經結束了，真正的代理校長與老師們也回來了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "校方並沒有把事態擴大化…或許是芮克先生取走了部分當事人的記憶。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "真是可怕，咱不會也被他拿走了什麼記憶吧？我可不想再失憶了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "不過多虧了他，彩夢校慶也能繼續重新舉辦了——這次總能玩個痛快了吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "嗯，聽說知更鳥小姐要在廣場主持新的開幕式，我們去看看吧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "那不是蒙塔娜和其他同學們嗎？他們也回來了！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "與蒙塔娜對話" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "嗨，蒙塔娜，你還好嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "蒙塔娜", | |
| "content": "喲，三月•忍者閣下。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "欸？什麼？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "蒙塔娜", | |
| "content": "嗯？你不知道嗎，這是現在最流行的模因。源自芮克先生的新作《銀河忍法帖》！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "這傢伙，是不是還沒付片酬啊…對了，蒙塔娜，你現在還喜歡睡蕉小猴嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "蒙塔娜", | |
| "content": "睡蕉小猴？哈哈，你怎麼提這麼過氣的東西啊。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "過氣？你昨天還在流夢礁……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "蒙塔娜", | |
| "content": "流夢礁，那是哪？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "蒙塔娜", | |
| "content": "好了，三月七同學，現在流行的是《銀河忍法帖》！你要趕得上潮流才行！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "蒙塔娜", | |
| "content": "我要去參加「觀忍社」的活動了，待會一起來嗎！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "不、不了！我要去看看彩夢校慶的新開幕式！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "蒙塔娜", | |
| "content": "瞭解——那麼告辭，三月•忍者。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "是琉璃•忍者才對，告辭！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "丹恆", | |
| "content": "這就是匹諾康尼的潮流更替嗎……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "旁聽富貴與他的父親榮華的對話" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "富貴的父親", | |
| "content": "兒子，我想通了。如果你太累了，我們就回老家……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "富貴", | |
| "content": "不，老爹，我不回去。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "富貴", | |
| "content": "我這次在校慶上賺了一大筆——雖然我的理論課不行，但以後可以當個銷售嘛，在匹諾康尼也能養活自己！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "富貴", | |
| "content": "你瞧著吧，老爹，我今後一定能在匹諾康尼闖出個名堂來！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "富貴的父親", | |
| "content": "兒子…呵呵，或許我這個當爹的也該更努力一點吧……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "（富貴和他的父親好像已經想通了……）" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "旁聽恰麗卡與其他同學的對話" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "滿足的同學", | |
| "content": "恰麗卡，你做的點心太好吃了！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "貪吃的同學", | |
| "content": "再給我一份，再給我一份！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "恰麗卡", | |
| "content": "各、各位同學…排好隊，人人都有份！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "嘴甜的同學", | |
| "content": "恰麗卡，你簡直就是個做甜點的天才！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "恰麗卡", | |
| "content": "謝、謝謝！或許畢業後…去當個甜品師也不錯……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "（看來恰麗卡學姐好像找到自己的「忍符」了……）" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "旁聽芭蕉花醬與同學的對話" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "八卦的同學", | |
| "content": "芭蕉花醬，聽說你要出演芮克先生的新片了？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芭蕉花醬", | |
| "content": "啊哈哈，只是個無關緊要的小角色而已。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "八卦的同學", | |
| "content": "今後你一定會成為大明星的，先給我籤個名吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芭蕉花醬", | |
| "content": "當然沒問題…喏，拿去吧！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "八卦的同學", | |
| "content": "謝謝，但嘉寶娜…是誰啊？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "嘉寶娜", | |
| "content": "是我的名字——以後我不用藝名了，既然要當我的粉絲，就要記住我的名字哦。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "（芭蕉花醬…不，嘉寶娜也得到了大家的認可……）" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "旁白", | |
| "content": "忍者與猴子的故事暫且告一段落。眾所周知，不管出了多大事，學還是得繼續上，但先前被打斷的校慶也得繼續辦下去才行。去體會真正快樂的校慶——雖然無人知曉你們為這份快樂付出的一切，但忍者就是在陰影中行事的俠盜，不問功名，但求太平。\n匹諾康尼-匹諾康尼摺紙大學學院" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "快看，是姬子姐姐和楊叔！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "三月七", | |
| "content": "姬子姐姐，楊叔，你們也來了！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "瓦爾特", | |
| "content": "是啊，聽說校慶突然延期，我們就儘早結束了研討會，也想來湊個熱鬧。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "姬子", | |
| "content": "怎麼樣，這段時間的校園生活還愉快嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "太愉快了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "瓦爾特", | |
| "content": "那就好，人們常說學校裡的日子是人生中最快樂的時光，你今後一定不會忘記的。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "姬子", | |
| "content": "快看，知更鳥小姐來了——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "各位同學們，你們好。很高興能為大家主持這次的「彩夢校慶」。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "興奮的學生", | |
| "content": "天吶，是真的知更鳥小姐！這次開幕式可比上次強多了！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "疑惑的學生", | |
| "content": "等等，上次演講的是誰來著？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "興奮的學生", | |
| "content": "呃…想不起來了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "很久以前，我也曾在摺紙大學修習過一段時光，所以也算是大家的同學。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "那時的摺紙大學和現在一樣，算不上多麼自由自在，也有讓人頭疼的考試，各種各樣的作業，要求嚴苛的答辯…沒辦法，誰叫這裡承擔著培養未來的重任呢？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "只有在每年的彩夢校慶期間，同學們才能暫時拋去那些煩惱。但校慶終有一天會結束，就像夢…總有一天也會醒。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "但有一種夢不會醒來，也不應該醒來——" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "這個夢，就是我們的夢想。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "有的同學想要創造美好的事物、有的同學想要擁有美好的生活、有的同學想要讓自己成為美好的人——這些夢想都很棒。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "夢想是生命的航標。只要點亮了這個航標，我們隨時都可以休息。但這並不意味著放棄，因為只要看到航標的光，我們就有勇氣重新啟程。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "希望大家能在摺紙大學找到自己的夢想，然後用一生來貫徹它。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "因為你們有美夢，才能創造多彩。你們有理想，才能擁抱自由。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "知更鳥", | |
| "content": "歡迎來到彩夢校慶！美夢多彩，理想自由——！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "同學們", | |
| "content": "美夢多彩，理想自由！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "開拓者", | |
| "content": "美夢多彩，理想自由！" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "此處雖與邪惡國度相似，但也並無任何線索…" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "…喲，蝦蟇•忍者。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "真希望下一場戲，你能給我換個稱呼，我的好演員。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "只有你一個人嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "每位忍俠都有自己的「獵物」，銀槍•修羅殿下此次只是人情相助，當下已去繼續他的狩獵了。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "閣下有什麼事嗎？" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "呵呵，你幫我拍攝了這麼精彩的影片，我是來奉上片酬的。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "亂破", | |
| "content": "酬謝就不必了，在下行俠只為心中忍道，從不貪慕財物。" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "別這麼說，你一定會對這份片酬感興趣的，因為這份片酬的內容是……" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "type": "對話", | |
| "speaker": "芮克先生", | |
| "content": "——關於原始博士的去向。" | |
| } | |
| ], | |
| "url": "https://wiki.biligame.com/sr/%E6%97%A0%E5%BF%8D%E4%B9%89%E4%B9%8B%E6%88%98" | |
| } |