{ "title": "无忍义之战", "story": [ { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "乱破同学,你的「忍•科学」还没完成吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "稍等片刻,银河忍法帖有云:「快手织纱无好布,急火炖肉炖不熟」。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "——完成了!银河忍法千变万化,此乃「超•忍•卷轴」!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "在下已将方才的记忆•忍法注于其中。若虾蟇•忍者所言无误,这便是邪祟们的介错之刃。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "嗯,只要将这些含有「忍者」模因病毒的记忆投入联觉梦境,就可以覆盖睡蕉小猴在梦境中的存在。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "飞龙•忍者,球棒•忍者。拜托两位同行,和在下一同终结邪祟•总长的颠倒•梦想吧!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "球棒•忍者,还有何事?此时此刻容不得耽搁。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "日后再谈吧,与梦土千百众生的安危相比,在下的往事不值一提。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "在下已将虾蟇•忍者提炼的往事灌注于缭乱•忍法的异彩之中,令此物在邪恶国度爆发四散,便可破除邪忍阵法——此乃在下曾经修习过的忍•科学。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "球棒•忍者,快些动身吧,只有我等忍者才能扑灭燃烧梦土的不知火。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "开拓者,折纸大学与流梦礁的人们还在危险中,准备出发吧…蕉。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "开拓者,你要去哪蕉?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "喂,你身上的模因病毒比匹诺康尼这个月的烂片还多,再去外面招惹小猴可真要杀青了——" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "此刻,最终的片场已经准备好了,最重要的演员们请尽快登场,摄像机随时可以开机——并且绝对不会停。蕉师的三场审判,忍侠的两番过往,牛仔的一场派对——一切都是为了最终的狩猎,做好准备了吗?\n匹诺康尼-匹诺康尼折纸大学学院" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "一台平凡的摄像机,若不是出自忆者之手,你很难想象这东西能将你们送往另一片梦境。" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "你看着取景器中的画面,似乎有一只两栖动物的眼睛——它正在注视着你。你的耳边响起了熟悉的声音——" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "演员们,准备好开始最后的演出了吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "ACTION,出发蕉!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "众忍进击,狩猎开始!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "《银河忍法帖》" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "最终章 忍众猎猿颠倒梦破之卷" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "奇怪的声音", "content": "蕉……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "奇怪的声音", "content": "一片——长满香蕉的小岛,睡蕉小猴的爱巢!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "再熟悉不过的*蕉声*响起,你脑海中本就蠢蠢欲动的小猴们开始鸣叫……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "奇怪的声音", "content": "蕉蕉蕉蕉~蕉蕉蕉蕉~" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "缭乱•忍法•正觉彩墨绽!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "…刚刚的*蕉声*消失了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "诸位,在下用忍符破除了邪祟的幻术。现在可否清醒了?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "看来芮克先生没有骗我们,你的记忆确实可以消解睡蕉小猴的影响…我们的话语也恢复正常了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "这里就是「睡蕉的时刻」吗?到处都是睡蕉小猴的踪迹,它们应该都是折纸大学和流梦礁的*蕉粉*吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "我来过这里!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "没错,这里无疑是在下曾与球棒•忍者到访过的幻境,但当时还未有如此多的邪祟。看来受到邪术迫害的人越来越多了……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "这些都是阁下做的好事吧——邪祟•总长。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "蕉蕉蕉,可惜,如果不是搅局的变量太多,这里还能变得更加热闹。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "接下来还有更可惜的事情——你的实验马上就要失败了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "我想,你们是计划用她大脑里的病毒摧毁这里吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "但看看这些小猴吧。你们当真觉得,一本早就过时的漫画能盖过梦境中最火热的风潮么?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "这当然做不到。在下也无意逼迫忍徒们踏上缭乱•忍道。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "我等要做的,只是唤醒这些失意的百姓,令波涛汹涌的邪祟浪潮重归平息。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "我们不需要让睡蕉小猴被忍者故事取代,只需喊醒茫然自失的人们,模因病毒的力量就会被大幅削弱。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "而当他们都不再盲目追逐睡蕉小猴时,我们就能轻易摧毁这场梦境。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "看来那个忆者*蕉*给了你们一些不该学的东西。既然如此……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "我只能为各位递上「期末考试」了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "那就来吧,在下随时愿意接受阁下的挑战。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "为何宣战后立刻逃遁,甚是卑鄙!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "别跑!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "虽然不知道他想做什么,但还是尽量解决掉周围的睡蕉小猴吧——毕竟最大的威胁还是模因病毒。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "飞龙忍者所言极是,在下已将「超•忍•卷轴」交予诸位,就用空手道来令踏上邪祟之道的忍徒们醒悟吧!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "最终的壮绝•狩猎已经开始!踏入狩猎场的众忍,握紧手中的忍法帖,挥洒那些你们曾见过的血泪——那不只是缭乱•忍侠的血泪,而是成万上亿被御猿•邪忍迫害之人的血泪!此战并非为忍义,而是为往日那些遮蔽银河群星的仇恨,以及断绝未来的仇恨的种子而战!化作大岚神的箭矢,照亮黑夜,唤醒众生,刺穿邪祟吧!唤醒迷惘的小猴,追猎逃窜的蕉授,不死不休,不死不休!\n匹诺康尼-邪祟国度•睡蕉的时刻" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "小猴的数量实在太多了,最好尽量解决掉它们。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "在下的忍法只会将邪祟送出此处,莫要担心,尽情施展忍•空手道吧!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "当人不好\n当小猴好\n不用上学\n不用上班\n不用思考\n没有烦恼" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "「潮流」即是公众的欲望所向,在「同谐」的美梦中,它等同于力量。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "邪祟•总长乘坐这台忍•科学•弹丸离开了,我等也快追上去吧!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "休要继续逃窜,若阁下有战胜我等的信心,何不一决高下?!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "蕉蕉蕉,还没到上课时间,别心急。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "这些漂浮的密咒都是忍徒们的心音吗?看来他们之所以放弃忍道,不只因为邪祟•总长的蛊惑。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "是的。匹诺康尼的生活并非表面那么理想。站在悬崖的边缘,轻风也能将人推入谷底。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "但我等必须令这阵风止息——哪怕忍徒渴望纵身一跃,也必须是自己的选择,而非妖风所致。" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "小猴没有绩点\n不用担心毕业\n小猴没有绩效\n不用焦虑薪水\n小猴没有未来\n不用害怕明天" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "糟糕,在下的忍力不足了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "此处姹紫色的忍•泡影秘药似乎能补充忍力,击破此物来补充忍力吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "现在的「核心」里有多少实验品的心愿呢,一千?一万?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "「物尽其用」,就拿这些成果来为今后的实验抹平障碍吧……" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "放弃为人\n放弃智慧\n放弃文明\n放弃梦想\n放弃责任\n放弃明天" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "快点追吧,来吧,教室就在前面了。" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "唤醒40只睡蕉小猴" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "睡蕉小猴的数量越来越少了,病毒的强度一定也会有所削减。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "别再把时间浪费在没用的试题上了,马上就要交卷了……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "等等,它好像在刻意把我们引向那里……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "飞龙忍者,无需犹豫。若有埋伏,便破埋伏;若有诡计,便破诡计。" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "蕉蕉蕉\n蕉蕉蕉\n蕉蕉蕉\n蕉蕉蕉" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "睡蕉小猴", "content": "蕉蕉蕉!蕉蕉蕉!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "这群小猴好像正在阻拦我们……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "那就令它们全部醒悟吧!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "唤醒60只睡蕉小猴" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "邪祟已然所剩无几,战况值得欢喜!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "此处是在下与开拓者曾经相遇之地。看来壮绝狩猎的起点亦是终点,实属巧妙•因缘——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "——邪祟就在此地。" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "终于追上普利蒙蕉授" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "唤醒不到40只睡蕉小猴" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "蕉蕉蕉…如此完美的实验成果,用来清除害虫还真是可惜……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "邪祟•总长,阁下已无处可逃,面对缭乱•忍法的制裁吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "「AK-A-3」,承载着返祖实验从32个文明中筛选出的优质灵长类基因,却因一位见习研究猿的错误培养而误入歧途。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "而这位见习研究猿还不知悔改,私通巡海游侠,为实验室带来无比惨重的损失,最终只留下了一件极其糟糕的「失败品」——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "只懂得听命邪忍,为害四方的邪祟,有何资格评判在下。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "当然是凭借…「梦想」。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "让我们延续之前的课题吧:香蕉是无性繁殖的植物。一个块茎可以滋生无数香蕉树,从而诞生出一大片香蕉林,解决一整个星系乃至宇宙的饥荒。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "而那些自私的植物,强调着「个性」与「自我」,却将种子肆意播撒,野蛮生长。只知道延续自己的基因,却不知为同类奉献。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "告诉我,从宇宙的尺度望去,应该被淘汰的是谁,应该被留下的又是谁?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "——够了,阁下快住嘴吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "开学时,你让大家追随自由,如今却讥讽着自由的意义。先前判定香蕉是失败的植物,现在又开始赞颂它的无私。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "呃…这…这是不同的语境,你不能一概而论……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "恶人做恶事永远都有无数的借口,总想要将自己摆在正义的位置上。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "自相矛盾,强词夺理,只为自己的欲望。这种课根本没有听的必要——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "邪祟•总长,比起编造狂言,不如好好构想阁下的辞世句吧!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "下课了!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "失败品…你们都是不可*蕉化*的失败品。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "对于失败品而言,天才的「智识」遥不可及。但我可以用更「原始」的方式*蕉*会你们这个道理……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "看到这颗美丽的梦泡了吗,家族用万千家徒「同谐」的心愿与星核的力量筑造了匹诺康尼,而我则将万千小猴「放弃」的心愿汇聚为这个梦泡,筑造了「睡蕉的时刻」。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "现在,我会将它所有的力量交予诸位「蕉师」与「助蕉」——" }, { "type": "動畫", "content": "过场动画" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "蕉蕉蕉…同学们,最后的蕉学时间到了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "这堂课的名字是——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "梦想!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "进入战斗" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "唤醒过不到40只睡蕉小猴" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "邪祟退却——正觉彩墨绽!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「筑梦蕉师」", "content": "蕉蕉!睡蕉小猴的力量保护了我们!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「财富蕉师」", "content": "差生们,你们已经严重违反了蕉学规范。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「财富蕉师」", "content": "蕉蕉蕉,准备好接受处分吧!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "敌方释放大招" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉师」们", "content": "暴力即是原初的「智识」——这就是*蕉育*的力量!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "敌方血量不足5%" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉师」们", "content": "*蕉学*失败……" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "获得胜利" }, { "type": "動畫", "content": "过场动画" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "蕉蕉蕉,一场失败的蕉学……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "无法实现的梦想,就像挂在树顶的——香蕉" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "大•功•告•成——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "困惑的同学", "content": "这里是哪…我刚刚不是在上课吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "迷茫的居民", "content": "香蕉、丛林…都去哪了……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "开拓者,丹恒!还有…乱破小姐?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "哟,琉璃•忍者!哟,银枪•修罗殿下!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "波提欧", "content": "他宝贝的,阵仗搞得比我们还大。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "怎么会…如此伟大的愿景,怎会败给一群不及格的薪柴……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "邪祟•总长。别再用污言秽语羞辱人们了,忍道绝无高低贵贱之分——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "寻觅「忍道」者,即为忍徒。秉持「忍道」者,即为「忍者」。贯彻「忍道」者…即为忍侠!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "…听不懂蕉。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "波提欧", "content": "我也听不懂…不是,别跟他废话了,原始博士养的猴子,你说再多也没用。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "你们打算怎么处理这个家伙?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "波提欧", "content": "当然是先折磨一顿。哈,拿皮带蘸盐水抽他个半天,把公司给我用过的狠货全上一遍。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "邪祟•总长罪孽深重,必当以严刑相待,但并非是要其忏悔,而是为了——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破&波提欧", "content": "让他交代御猿•邪忍的去向。/让他交代原始博士的去向。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "波提欧", "content": "哟,喜欢装死?看看待会儿在长满铁刺儿的香蕉前你还能不能装死啊?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "好了,牛仔演员,不必再跟玩偶对戏了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "波提欧", "content": "玩偶?你是小可爱吧,你那蛤蟆都比他更像玩偶。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「副导演」", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "唉,你把副导演弄伤心了。这粗鄙的台词风格真得改改才行。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "你要想拷打一个道具,我没意见。但某只在阿斯德纳边境刚醒过来的猩猩,应该已经准备启航了吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "「蕉授」", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "银枪•修罗殿下,在下的超•听力无法捕捉到邪祟的声响了,虾蟇•忍者所言非虚。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "让他给跑了?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "波提欧", "content": "他宝贝的,费了这么大功夫,最后扑了个空?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "…也罢。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "波提欧", "content": "姐们儿,这么淡定?你天天把那什么屑人挂在嘴边,恨得死去活来,现在又无所谓了?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "长夜漫漫,忍侠的仇恨,应由忍侠封藏。毗乃昆尼已迎来太平盛世,眼下,就让梦土的芸芸众生拥抱阳光吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "仇恨总有一天会消解,但人们心中的忍道…不会。" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "苦茶大师", "content": "乱破,你知晓自己的*忍道*了吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "在下的忍道,当然就是成为缭乱•忍侠啊。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "苦茶大师", "content": "不,这可算不上忍道,忍道是忍者愿为之贯彻一生的事物。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "那…打倒邪忍?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "苦茶大师", "content": "你早晚会击败御猿•邪忍的,那之后呢?成为缭乱•忍侠只是为了打败仇敌吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "但这世间的邪忍绝不止他,对吧?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "苦茶大师", "content": "当然,在银河忍界中,恶徒如绮罗星般纷繁。神明无暇顾及众生,拥有超凡忍•力的忍者•大师亦在互相争斗,这便是末法之世。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "那么,在下的忍道便是——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "祓除万恶,不死不休,纵使箭在弦上,永不复还,也当一心不乱,破邪显正!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "——直至,末法世终。" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "《银河忍法帖》\n全剧终\n导演\n「芮克先生」\n副导演\n「副导演」\n领衔主演\n「AK-A-3」乱破 饰 缭乱•忍侠\n开拓者 饰 球棒•忍者\n波提欧 饰 银枪•修罗\n知更鸟 饰 歌舞•忍者\n研究猿M3 饰 普利蒙教授\n惊梦剧团 饰 蕉师们\n演员\n丹恒 饰 飞龙•忍者\n三月七 饰 琉璃•忍者\n†能人75† 饰 苦茶大师\n特别鸣谢\n折纸大学的师生\n原始博士和他的猴子们" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "CUT!完美!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "思丁格:" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "风波平息后,折纸大学开始重新筹办校庆……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "原来你们遇到了这么刺激的事情…真是的,下次这种冒险一定要带上我啊!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "明明是你自己走掉的。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "算了,反正我也在你们看不到的地方大展身手了。你们能这么顺利地解决问题,可少不了本姑娘的功劳!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "真的假的?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "当、当然是真的!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "学术研讨会已经结束了,真正的代理校长与老师们也回来了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "校方并没有把事态扩大化…或许是芮克先生取走了部分当事人的记忆。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "真是可怕,咱不会也被他拿走了什么记忆吧?我可不想再失忆了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "不过多亏了他,彩梦校庆也能继续重新举办了——这次总能玩个痛快了吧!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "嗯,听说知更鸟小姐要在广场主持新的开幕式,我们去看看吧。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "那不是蒙塔娜和其他同学们吗?他们也回来了!" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "与蒙塔娜对话" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "嗨,蒙塔娜,你还好吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "蒙塔娜", "content": "哟,三月•忍者阁下。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "欸?什么?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "蒙塔娜", "content": "嗯?你不知道吗,这是现在最流行的模因。源自芮克先生的新作《银河忍法帖》!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "这家伙,是不是还没付片酬啊…对了,蒙塔娜,你现在还喜欢睡蕉小猴吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "蒙塔娜", "content": "睡蕉小猴?哈哈,你怎么提这么过气的东西啊。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "过气?你昨天还在流梦礁……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "蒙塔娜", "content": "流梦礁,那是哪?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "蒙塔娜", "content": "好了,三月七同学,现在流行的是《银河忍法帖》!你要赶得上潮流才行!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "蒙塔娜", "content": "我要去参加「观忍社」的活动了,待会一起来吗!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "不、不了!我要去看看彩梦校庆的新开幕式!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "蒙塔娜", "content": "了解——那么告辞,三月•忍者。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "是琉璃•忍者才对,告辞!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "丹恒", "content": "这就是匹诺康尼的潮流更替吗……" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "旁听富贵与他的父亲荣华的对话" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "富贵的父亲", "content": "儿子,我想通了。如果你太累了,我们就回老家……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "富贵", "content": "不,老爹,我不回去。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "富贵", "content": "我这次在校庆上赚了一大笔——虽然我的理论课不行,但以后可以当个销售嘛,在匹诺康尼也能养活自己!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "富贵", "content": "你瞧着吧,老爹,我今后一定能在匹诺康尼闯出个名堂来!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "富贵的父亲", "content": "儿子…呵呵,或许我这个当爹的也该更努力一点吧……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "开拓者", "content": "(富贵和他的父亲好像已经想通了……)" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "旁听恰丽卡与其他同学的对话" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "满足的同学", "content": "恰丽卡,你做的点心太好吃了!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "贪吃的同学", "content": "再给我一份,再给我一份!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "恰丽卡", "content": "各、各位同学…排好队,人人都有份!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "嘴甜的同学", "content": "恰丽卡,你简直就是个做甜点的天才!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "恰丽卡", "content": "谢、谢谢!或许毕业后…去当个甜品师也不错……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "开拓者", "content": "(看来恰丽卡学姐好像找到自己的「忍符」了……)" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "旁听芭蕉花酱与同学的对话" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "八卦的同学", "content": "芭蕉花酱,听说你要出演芮克先生的新片了?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芭蕉花酱", "content": "啊哈哈,只是个无关紧要的小角色而已。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "八卦的同学", "content": "今后你一定会成为大明星的,先给我签个名吧!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芭蕉花酱", "content": "当然没问题…喏,拿去吧!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "八卦的同学", "content": "谢谢,但嘉宝娜…是谁啊?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "嘉宝娜", "content": "是我的名字——以后我不用艺名了,既然要当我的粉丝,就要记住我的名字哦。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "开拓者", "content": "(芭蕉花酱…不,嘉宝娜也得到了大家的认可……)" }, { "type": "旁白", "content": "忍者与猴子的故事暂且告一段落。众所周知,不管出了多大事,学还是得继续上,但先前被打断的校庆也得继续办下去才行。去体会真正快乐的校庆——虽然无人知晓你们为这份快乐付出的一切,但忍者就是在阴影中行事的侠盗,不问功名,但求太平。\n匹诺康尼-匹诺康尼折纸大学学院" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "快看,是姬子姐姐和杨叔!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "三月七", "content": "姬子姐姐,杨叔,你们也来了!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "瓦尔特", "content": "是啊,听说校庆突然延期,我们就尽早结束了研讨会,也想来凑个热闹。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "姬子", "content": "怎么样,这段时间的校园生活还愉快吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "太愉快了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "瓦尔特", "content": "那就好,人们常说学校里的日子是人生中最快乐的时光,你今后一定不会忘记的。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "姬子", "content": "快看,知更鸟小姐来了——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "各位同学们,你们好。很高兴能为大家主持这次的「彩梦校庆」。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "兴奋的学生", "content": "天呐,是真的知更鸟小姐!这次开幕式可比上次强多了!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "疑惑的学生", "content": "等等,上次演讲的是谁来着?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "兴奋的学生", "content": "呃…想不起来了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "很久以前,我也曾在折纸大学修习过一段时光,所以也算是大家的同学。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "那时的折纸大学和现在一样,算不上多么自由自在,也有让人头疼的考试,各种各样的作业,要求严苛的答辩…没办法,谁叫这里承担着培养未来的重任呢?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "只有在每年的彩梦校庆期间,同学们才能暂时抛去那些烦恼。但校庆终有一天会结束,就像梦…总有一天也会醒。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "但有一种梦不会醒来,也不应该醒来——" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "这个梦,就是我们的梦想。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "有的同学想要创造美好的事物、有的同学想要拥有美好的生活、有的同学想要让自己成为美好的人——这些梦想都很棒。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "梦想是生命的航标。只要点亮了这个航标,我们随时都可以休息。但这并不意味着放弃,因为只要看到航标的光,我们就有勇气重新启程。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "希望大家能在折纸大学找到自己的梦想,然后用一生来贯彻它。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "因为你们有美梦,才能创造多彩。你们有理想,才能拥抱自由。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "知更鸟", "content": "欢迎来到彩梦校庆!美梦多彩,理想自由——!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "同学们", "content": "美梦多彩,理想自由!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "開拓者", "content": "美梦多彩,理想自由!" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "此处虽与邪恶国度相似,但也并无任何线索…" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "…哟,虾蟇•忍者。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "真希望下一场戏,你能给我换个称呼,我的好演员。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "只有你一个人吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "每位忍侠都有自己的「猎物」,银枪•修罗殿下此次只是人情相助,当下已去继续他的狩猎了。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "阁下有什么事吗?" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "呵呵,你帮我拍摄了这么精彩的影片,我是来奉上片酬的。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "乱破", "content": "酬谢就不必了,在下行侠只为心中忍道,从不贪慕财物。" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "别这么说,你一定会对这份片酬感兴趣的,因为这份片酬的内容是……" }, { "type": "對話", "speaker": "芮克先生", "content": "——关于原始博士的去向。" } ], "url": "https://wiki.biligame.com/sr/%E6%97%A0%E5%BF%8D%E4%B9%89%E4%B9%8B%E6%88%98" }